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  • - Hey guys, we know you're stuck at home.

  • - So are we.

  • - But that doesn't mean we can't have a killer spring break.

  • - In fact, we're determined to still have a blast.

  • - So here's some tips to help make

  • your quarantine spring break,

  • - [All] The best spring break ever!

  • (airhorn)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Yo, just because we're stuck in the house

  • doesn't mean we can't have a killer spring break.

  • What's a spring break without

  • hunnies ogling your best outfit?

  • (romantic music)

  • Time to get out, go there.

  • Hey, what y'all think about my outfit?

  • Y'all ain't nobody even outside.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - No sun?

  • No problem.

  • Preheat your oven to 400 degrees,

  • and then put your arm inside.

  • (sizzling noise)

  • Oh (beep) (beep), so hot.

  • It's so hot.

  • Sunburn?

  • Yes!

  • I'm a genius.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - What's up baby, do fries come with that ass?

  • Oh, my God,

  • that feels so gross.

  • I am so sorry, mm-mm no,

  • no catcalling ever again.

  • Oh my God, that hurts.

  • Oh my God.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - All right,

  • I'm right here we go?

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • (punching noises)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Think it's impossible to start drama while stuck at home?

  • Wrong, just start a group chat with all of your exes,

  • say I miss you babe,

  • and then never respond again.

  • And just get out the popcorn, if you have any.

  • (slurping)

  • Ahh.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Oh my God guys no, that'd be so crazy.

  • If I did a keg stand that's crazy

  • oh my God no, I can't do that.

  • Oh my God stop,

  • okay, fine I'll do it.

  • And if you don't have beer just use water.

  • Okay.

  • Oh my God.

  • Whoa guys, okay.

  • - Whoa, uh, ahh, oh (beep).

  • God, (beep) that hurt.

  • God spring break sucks.

  • (upbeat music)

  • So I can't go to the doctor, because I can't leave my house.

  • And I'm pretty sure the hospitals are filled with corona,

  • so I'm just gonna look up my symptoms on WebMD.

  • Okay so, symptoms.

  • Pain in my ankle, and

  • some swelling.

  • Oh, it's saying I need to recharge my battery?

  • Oh my God, what does that mean?

  • Am I dying?

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Yeah, so I don't know about you guys

  • but I don't have sand in my apartment.

  • Uh, but I do have something that's pretty close.

  • (tropical music)

  • Oh, wow.

  • This is nice.

  • Ah, and it's perfect for a little snack.

  • (rice falling into pan)

  • (upbeat music)

  • (exhales)

  • (suspenseful music)

  • - Ah, breathing through your nose makes this so hard.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Yo, heads up.

  • (thud)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Marco,

  • (water splashing)

  • Marco,

  • oh my gosh you guys he's so good at this.

  • (beep)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - You know I would never do that to you.

  • You are the only one for me babe.

  • I love you too.

  • Why hello there,

  • no, not you, you.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Wanna see a dope show but can't leave the house?

  • Just find a YouTube video from a live show,

  • and turn that (beep) all the way up.

  • (rap music)

  • - [Keith's Mom] Keith turn that (beep) down

  • before I beat yo ass.

  • - Security here's real whack.

  • - [Keith's Mom] I heard that you little (beep).

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Okay, so this one's gonna take a little bit of commitment.

  • And I know some of you might be asking,

  • how can I wake up in a strange place

  • if I can't leave my house?

  • Well here's how,

  • blindfold yourself, and then wander around

  • until you get confused and tired,

  • and then eventually you'll fall asleep,

  • and then you'll wake up in a strange place.

  • (thud)

  • Ah!

  • Ow.

  • Oh my God.

  • Oh, ah, ah!

  • (thud)

  • Ow!

  • Goddamn it that was the same (beep) ankle.

  • (tropical music)

  • Whoa, I'm in a strange place.

  • (whispers)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - For me, spring break is all about getting trashed.

  • But, unfortunately, I'm at home with the rents right now,

  • and they're super strict,

  • so they don't keep booze in the house.

  • But that's okay, because there's plenty other ways

  • to turn up, like this.

  • (rock music)

  • Okay, I'm gonna barf.

  • (barfing)

  • Where are ladies?

  • Ladies?

  • (upbeat music)

  • - All right, so obviously, I'm not gonna be able

  • to accidentally run into my ex this year.

  • But you know what?

  • I've got a lot I need to say to that (beep).

  • So screw it, I'm just gonna call her.

  • (ringing)

  • Oh I'm about to destroy that lying, cheating ass.

  • Sup Jane?

  • - Oh my God Bob, I'm so glad you called.

  • I've been missing you so, so much.

  • Let's get back together, please.

  • - Oh my God, baby I miss you too, so much,

  • so so much, I am so sorry you cheated on me.

  • I'll never get mad at you again.

  • - I forgive you.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Okay, so how do you make your friends jealous

  • of your spring break when you're stuck at home?

  • Simple, just go through your photos,

  • find a hot pic of yourself at the beach from last year,

  • put that baby into Photoshop,

  • change the color of the trunks,

  • and then just lie.

  • Boom!

  • Done.

  • This is probably the only actual advice that you can use

  • in this whole video, so,

  • you're welcome.

  • Oh man, huh.

  • See?

  • Jealous.

  • So jealous.

  • These people are just insanely...

  • Jealous.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (creaking sound)

  • - Who's there?

  • (gun cocks)

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Hey mom,

  • no, I'm not out partying,

  • I'm at Bradley's house.

  • No I'm, I'm just kidding.

  • I'm home, I'm not with anybody.

  • Yes, I'm staying home.

  • Yes, I have hand sanitizer.

  • Thank you mom.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Just because you're locked up inside,

  • doesn't mean you can't have a spring fling.

  • If you can't fall in love with someone else,

  • fall in love with yourself.

  • Damn girl, you look fine.

  • Ew, that was so disgusting.

  • Now I have to clean my mouth like so many times.

  • I regret doing that.

  • Which makes for the perfect spring break kiss.

  • (kissing sounds)

  • - So here are the tips on how to make your

  • quarantine spring break the best,

  • the best,

  • the best spring break ever.

  • The best spring break ever.

  • Ha!

  • - You put a blindfold on, and you walk around, no.

  • Let me start that over.

  • (laughs)

  • I'm going insane.

  • I actually am hurting myself though.

  • Hope you liked that one guys.

  • - [Cameraman] Rolling.

  • - Ah man, I need your phone.

  • (phone falls)

  • - Come on, click?

  • You wanna catch these hands?

  • You wanna catch these hands?

  • All right, well here they come.

  • You better get ready to catch them.

  • Ow!

  • Yeah.

  • Stink ass business.

  • I have a knife.

  • You better leave,

  • whoever, or whatever you are spooky ghost.

  • (water splashing)

  • Oh, whoa, whoa.

  • - Eh.

  • Shake my leg.

  • Quarantine life, relax.

  • - I love you, I love you.

  • I should have treated you better.

  • (kissing noises)

  • - Scene three, close up toe, rice, take one.

  • So after I did that spinny bit,

  • I actually puked.

  • - And now, room tone.

  • (laughs)

  • - Wow, what a time.

  • Hey guys, hope you enjoyed that video.

  • If you wanna watch another,

  • we got another video right over here,

  • and if you want some cool clothes,

  • we've got the Smosh merch store, and it's,

  • boy they're cool.

  • If you haven't subscribed yet, do it.

  • Just do it, what are you doing?

  • Stay safe, stay inside, stay sanitized.

  • And don't run out of toilet paper.

  • (pan flute music)

- Hey guys, we know you're stuck at home.

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