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  • Oh, are you Jordan?

  • I'm fun.

  • What's what you up to?

  • Where are you?

  • Well, I prefer not to disclose my precise location yet.

  • I'm out in nature.

  • And I think this is a perfect time to reconnect with the natural world, if not the human world.

  • What can I do?

  • Question why?

  • Where you hesitant to disclose your exact location?

  • You're not Jennifer Aniston.

  • You're You're acting like you're something super.

  • I I can't disclose my location.

  • Jordan.

  • Because of my massive star power, I would be endangered as a celebrity.

  • You are a common love guru.

  • What would be the danger of you disclosing your exact address?

  • What?

  • What?

  • Tell me what would happen.

  • You might one day visit.

  • Hey, if no one's here to laugh at my jokes, I'll laugh at them myself.

  • Jordan, is there anything you'd like?

  • Thio, tell us about your daily routine.

  • How are you coping as an introvert?

  • This is ah, minor adjustment for me, but again, I just concentrate on my salad.

  • Terry activities.

  • Uh, I have a bullet.

  • You have the bull whip?

  • Yeah, I have Abel lip.

  • Or as you call it, the bullwhip.

  • Well, you demonstrated your bullwhip abilities on this show over the years.

  • Are you doing that now?

  • Yes.

  • It's a great way to keep both mind and body occupied.

  • I think it's important.

  • How is that a great weight?

  • Understand how that's even a skill.

  • You're just whipping your just whipping a whip around your propelling a piece of leather faster than the speed of sound and creating a sonic boom.

  • In fact, it takes both mind, spirit and body to achieve that.

  • Just body.

  • Ah, your arms.

  • I think mostly, Is there any way you can prop up the iPhone and show us you with the bullwhip?

  • Yes.

  • Shuriken Ah, display of the activity with people live for your pleasure.

  • All right.

  • Thank you, robot And those pajama bottoms.

  • Well, I like to have the full range of motion as I exist in my daily routine.

  • And I don't know why you would choose to restrict yourself.

  • Hey, I don't want to see your your balls.

  • I don't think you can.

  • Well, for a second I saw something jostling around.

  • Let's have a little bullet demonstration If this is 8 10 flick David Morgan for 55 Kangaroo.

  • Hi, Bullet.

  • Okay.

  • No one asked no one cared.

  • Okay, so that's the kind of that was That was it.

  • You've inspired me and I go go outside, grab some garden hose and whip it around in my pajama bottoms.

  • I have a question for you.

  • I know you're a clean freak.

  • Specifically, I believe you moved into a new house recently.

  • Did you have time to install a big day before you moved in?

  • I don't have Ah, the day in the conventional sense, I have what you might consider to be a human being sized.

  • Today.

  • That is a specific handle.

  • Ah, that I had installed on my shower.

  • You clean your ass in the shower.

  • I've installed a special handle at a low altitude to concentrate more on the areas below the waist.

  • Which areas of those?

  • The areas below the waist.

  • To me, it's a no brainer.

  • You move a couple of feet from the toilets to the shower and all the problems are solved.

  • You may be onto a great idea here.

  • Why don't you do a P s a right now telling people Jordan Slansky here instead of using toilet paper?

  • This is what I do.

  • 321 go Jordan Slansky.

  • And if you're scrambling to find toilet paper needs to help times, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that you likely have the shower just a few feet from your toilet home.

  • That doesn't explain it.

  • I think it does explain.

  • Not everybody has installed a special hose.

  • Any altitude showerhead is sufficient to do the job on.

  • Remember, toilet paper has no power when you wash your ass in the shower.

  • We have learned in this conversation that you spend a lot of time outside.

  • Probably because your wife won't let you inside.

  • You wear kind of crazy pajama bottoms and you clean your ass with a shower hose.

  • Congratulations.

  • It looks like your kind We'll end up taking over this planet and ah, we will have to serve you and your alien friends as overlords.

  • This experience may end up being a watershed moment in the movie or its isolation.

  • That will do well for people like me and poorly for people like you.

  • Always a pleasure talking to you, Jordan.

  • Likewise, I'm ending this meeting.

  • I understand.

  • I hope we never see each other again.

  • Likewise, Robot?

Oh, are you Jordan?

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