Name: Conan Checks In With Jordan Schlansky At Home - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-04-15T19:01:17.000Z
Duration: 5 min 29 s
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Well, I prefer not to disclose my precise location yet.

And I think this is a perfect time to reconnect with the natural world, if not the human world.

Where you hesitant to disclose your exact location?

You're You're acting like you're something super.

Because of my massive star power, I would be endangered as a celebrity.

What would be the danger of you disclosing your exact address?

Hey, if no one's here to laugh at my jokes, I'll laugh at them myself.

This is ah, minor adjustment for me, but again, I just concentrate on my salad.

Well, you demonstrated your bullwhip abilities on this show over the years.

It's a great way to keep both mind and body occupied.

You're just whipping your just whipping a whip around your propelling a piece of leather faster than the speed of sound and creating a sonic boom.

In fact, it takes both mind, spirit and body to achieve that.

I think mostly, Is there any way you can prop up the iPhone and show us you with the bullwhip?

Shuriken Ah, display of the activity with people live for your pleasure.

Thank you, robot And those pajama bottoms.

Well, I like to have the full range of motion as I exist in my daily routine.

And I don't know why you would choose to restrict yourself.

Hey, I don't want to see your your balls.

Well, for a second I saw something jostling around.

Let's have a little bullet demonstration If this is 8 10 flick David Morgan for 55 Kangaroo.

Okay, so that's the kind of that was That was it.

You've inspired me and I go go outside, grab some garden hose and whip it around in my pajama bottoms.

Specifically, I believe you moved into a new house recently.

Did you have time to install a big day before you moved in?

I don't have Ah, the day in the conventional sense, I have what you might consider to be a human being sized.

I've installed a special handle at a low altitude to concentrate more on the areas below the waist.

You move a couple of feet from the toilets to the shower and all the problems are solved.

Why don't you do a P s a right now telling people Jordan Slansky here instead of using toilet paper?

And if you're scrambling to find toilet paper needs to help times, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that you likely have the shower just a few feet from your toilet home.

Not everybody has installed a special hose.

Any altitude showerhead is sufficient to do the job on.

Remember, toilet paper has no power when you wash your ass in the shower.

We have learned in this conversation that you spend a lot of time outside.

Probably because your wife won't let you inside.

You wear kind of crazy pajama bottoms and you clean your ass with a shower hose.

It looks like your kind We'll end up taking over this planet and ah, we will have to serve you and your alien friends as overlords.

This experience may end up being a watershed moment in the movie or its isolation.

That will do well for people like me and poorly for people like you.

Always a pleasure talking to you, Jordan.

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Conan Checks In With Jordan Schlansky At Home - CONAN on TBS

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