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  • let's make some goddamn spaghetti that's right my name is PewDiePie and I'm on a

  • mission to make spaghetti in a cooking simulator I have not played this game

  • before so I don't even know if it's possible that's how committed I am to

  • this spaghetti making spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know

  • how to cook how does it work oh it's a blender okay all right

  • spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know how to cook the lie

  • detector determined that was a lot now the first thing you need to do for a

  • successful spaghetti is chop the onion so let's grab them okay let's see how

  • you do this okay chop I like onion I don't like the

  • consistencies I always chop them very finely which is what we're gonna do here

  • okay well that's good enough hey maybe I can use the blender you think I wanted

  • that work move vertically okay okay okay drop what's happening do that yeah all

  • right that doesn't work all right so we have our onion that one is breaking it

  • down for some reason oh we can put it in the food processor put it in gently

  • gently put it in gently thank you

  • now now they will be chopped

  • cool they all disappeared are you kidding me

  • alright let's just chop it right here I'm sick of this I just realize now I

  • have to pick them all up individually I'm a goddamn idiot

  • I need a cutting board unless I can just scoop them over can I do that can i

  • scoop no the answer is no for the god addict for the hundredth time let's make

  • some onion on this onion cutting you're actually not supposed to use a wooden

  • board for cutting onion guess that it might be a might be it sucks it up okay

  • and you don't want onion sucked up in your day shit I'm gonna get a plastic

  • board for this game sucks so this will do all right I think we've done it next

  • we grab a pan everyone laughs we put it down we turn on the heat let's not

  • forget the oil avocado water sunflower red honey when oil

  • I need cooking oil there it is Oliver okay perfect open bottle let's pour that

  • baby or that baby in the bottle there it is put you down there excellent

  • well let's get those motherfuckin onions cool that makes sense

  • why the fuck is there a shelf there are you kidding me

  • it's fine god damn it oh my god let's put you down all right cool

  • we're making spaghetti there it is that's the sound that's the sound I need

  • a spatula blowtorch

  • so we have our spatula make sure they don't get burned let's get the onion and

  • we're cooking it wrong there you go can we chop it in the pan

  • because I would save me a lot of time we are cooking the knife everyone there it

  • is there it is where did they go onions just don't disappear there you go just a

  • little bit god dammit I'm doing I'm doing it all

  • wrong I forgot you okay I need a I need a deeper Bowl I need a deep bowl can I

  • get a deep Bowl day a small pot this is the small pot apparently according to

  • this game everyone this is how you do I forgot you don't tell you that you could

  • yeah and I would yeah yeah yeah okay and then

  • yeah yeah yeah he's for it yeah let's get the onion it's with the onion let's

  • get the onion let's get them all right well one two of them made it two of them

  • made it that's a win can I change the temperature there's one setting all

  • right next up and grab the mints cool there's no mints

  • there's hamburger meat so I guess we're doing that I guess through you at three

  • will do now we want to cook that with a lid for about are you kidding me

  • oh it's too hot I can't touch it where's the rest stick an onion I'll

  • just grab the fun and you guys oh you see it getting

  • cooked okay okay game we needed tomato sauce

  • tomato sauce tomato salsa tomato sauce tomato sauce where are you

  • liquid they don't have tomato sauce but they have a ketchup so that's what we're

  • going fit mmm ketchup in the spaghetti luxury there you go

  • I guess we need a lot of it colonic I poured the whole bottle of hemorrhoids

  • alright that's starting to look good maybe we add some spices or oregano

  • there you go I'm staying true to the recipe let's not

  • forget salt this spaghetti is gonna be the bone pop up here spaghetti and then

  • some pepper all right now while that is cooking on low temperature we're gonna

  • add some water

  • all right let's put that on the stove until it

  • boils

  • and let's not forget to salt the water I'm getting good at this you want to let

  • that simmer a bit and let's make sure the water boils meanwhile let's get some

  • pasta okay they don't have spaghetti but they have penne pasta penne

  • is it boiling yet is it even on its on why is it not boiling all right the legs

  • all right we didn't hit a stick god damn it

  • try that again this is basically yeah it looks like we need more water I'll show

  • that cover cool kind of place do we you okay the pen is boiling this is going

  • great looking really good maybe try and stir it a little bit make

  • sure the pasta isn't goddammit don't do that whoa

  • why is it spatula oh my god there's one onion in there it's fine let's just cook

  • it in red wine then chop the mince maybe

  • wow you can cut it so nicely amazing this is going to be the best goddamn uh

  • spaghetti in the planet there you go how's the pennant overboiled got it

  • Thanks we need a what is it called

  • the water dispenser utensil cool they don't have it I guess a fryer basket

  • would do it Oh qalander that's what full calendar I

  • got it I got it I got it done all right this is a very crucial moment we need to

  • get the pasta in the colander I don't see how I can mess this up yeah

  • get in there my sweet savory children okay

  • now let's put the thing in the thing oh yeah oh yeah we're making art here hey

  • hey get out of my face turn off you're annoying me so much

  • you're wasting water oh I was using the hot water alright how's my pasta sauce

  • looking good it's that a banana for no reason

  • can you just cook banana alright that will be our dessert a chocolate that's

  • what came out I poured a whole liter of spaghetti sauce that's what came out

  • I wanted coordinate stop and there you have it everyone

  • Bon Appetit there's flank spaghetti now let's see how this banana mails anything

  • well shoot what can we add to this to make it more delicious add some

  • chocolate now that's a nice banana that's a good

  • banana what if we chop it into Michael are you telling me I can't put my banana

  • in my microwave maybe I need to put it on a plate

  • all we missed all of it there's my banana microwave that

  • are you kidding me I crouched hurry up my bananas dying oh god I don't trust

  • you but I have no choice

  • oh my god it works seemingly asleep there you go

  • in you go there you go close close let's microwave

  • some people say you should microwave metal oh my god I can't open the door

  • are you kidding me spatula please there we go how's my

  • Burnett it's too hot god damn off perfect what is this game

  • oh my god it's stuck

  • banana come back banana place had some of their cool stuff like the cool

  • equipments like what can you do you can blow torch you should probably be

  • careful with this oh god damn it that's bad is that bad

  • go bucket oh god it's spreading God Emma are you kidding me

  • let's get the gasses away from me oh no not my food ah okay it's fine just need

  • to grab Dave oh god

  • Oh God now like this spaghetti you were like a brother to me spaghetti you were

  • like a goddamn from ah god damn it there's not even a piece let cool well

  • that was a cooking simulator I think it went pretty well that was my spaghetti

  • can't try it I don't know if it was good or not but I think I'm gonna end that

  • episode there so thank you guys for watching smash like subscribe and let me

  • know if you follow this recipe and how you did thank you

  • nailed it what you never played super simulator you know it's fun right I'm

  • not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if

  • it's good or not not convinced yet okay I'll cut you a deal

  • the game is available for free and that's a great price

let's make some goddamn spaghetti that's right my name is PewDiePie and I'm on a

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