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  • Well, Conan.

  • Yeah?

  • Again.

  • I'm a guest on your show right now.

  • And you're a guest on mine.

  • Yeah.

  • How we gonna figure out what part of this actually makes it tear?

  • How did you figure?

  • You know, be fun.

  • So you you get both sides and I get both sides we edited are away and you edit it your way and we and we compare later.

  • You know, we're gonna have to completely different interviews.

  • You know, it You're not even gonna be in my version.

  • I'm gonna replace you with stock footage.

  • And you know what?

  • It's gonna go viral the next day.

  • I I know you got to go.

  • But how do you feel about entropy in the march of time and the fact that even the most beautiful things in the world eventually grow old in decay?

  • Just very quick Answer.

  • I find it relaxing.

  • It's relaxing to know that all is nothing.

  • It calms me.

  • Good.

  • Good.

  • Wow, That's a fun segment.

  • Good luck.

  • Attack.

  • Good luck with that one.

  • You do your editor.

  • Listen, we're both doing the best we can, and I think it's a time trying time.

  • So what is nothing compared to what people are going through.

  • We have knows.

  • No.

  • Is there nothing compared?

  • People going through this What we're going through with celebrities is worse than what anybody else is going through.

  • I apologize.

  • I apologize.

  • I forgot my Stan.

  • You man.

  • I forgot my status.

  • Conan.

  • You lost your perspective.

  • Okay?

  • Good bye.

  • God bless you.

  • I know I'm your hero.

  • Take care.

  • No Bet Stephen, You got the wraps.

  • What, do you need?

  • Me still or no, no, no.

  • I'm just doing wraps.

  • You can stay if you want, but I don't want to watch this ship.

  • I've seen you right back with more Conan O'Brien.

  • We'll be right back with more Conan O'Brien.

  • How is that you like that?

  • Those are awful.

  • Maybe we won't be back with more coming.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, everybody.

  • We're back with more Conan O'Brien.

  • Still there anall their care.

  • I care.

  • Show me what it's like to care about a guest.

  • I want to know.

  • I'll show you.

  • Okay.

  • I don't want to leave, Steven, but the network has business to conduct, so I have to go.

  • So we're gonna take a break, but we come back and we will come back.

  • I'm gonna spend more precious time was Stephen Colbert.

  • He means a lot to me, and I know he does to you.

  • Well, that's how you care about a guest.

  • Is it that you care where they go?

  • Okay, let me try it again.

  • Hey, we're back.

  • Hey, everybody, you lucky people.

  • Conan O'Brien is still here.

  • There's an endless supply of Conan O'Brien.

  • He is our one renewable resource in this country.

  • I say we go off oil and natural gas, and we just started burning.

  • Conan, congratulations.

  • You're now Stone Phillips.

  • When we return, I'll tell you a chilling story about sitting naked on a hotel bedspread.

  • Steven, I'm gonna leave you in peace.

  • No, you can't leave.

  • The bits Have to keep.

  • Goodbye.

  • Bye bye.

Well, Conan.

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