Name: Conan O'Brien: People In The Know Call Harvard "The Vard"
Uploaded: 2020-04-15T17:22:11.000Z
Duration: 8 min 5 s
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I'M JUST THROWING IT AWAY-- HEY, WE'RE BACK HERE WITH CONAN.

SHOW ME WHAT IT'S LIKE TO CARE ABOUT A GUEST.

TO LEAVE, STEPHEN, BUT THE NETWORK HAS BUSINESS TO CONDUCT,

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK-- AND WE WILL COME BACK-- I'M GOING TO

SPEND MORE PRECIOUS TIME WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

NOW, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, IF WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE

>> Stephen: MY LIFE IS AN OPEN BOOK, CONAN.

MANY RELATIONSHIPS ARE IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW-- YOU'RE MAN

WHAT PEOPLE AT HOME DON'T KNOW, YOUR CAMERA, YOU'RE GETTING THE

FLOOR SHOW, BUT NOBODY UP THERE CAN SEE IT.

>> I CAN SEE EVERYTHING, AND MY HAT'S OFF TO YOU.

>> A LOT OF RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRAINED RIGHT NOW.

HUSBANDS AND WIVES NOT GETTING ALONG TOGETHER.

EVERYTHING-- HONEY, WOULD YOU COME IN HERE?

SHE DOESN'T-- SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COME IN.

>> YOU HAVEN'T EYES ON HER IN THREE DAYS, HAVE YOU?

>> Stephen: I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE, CONAN.

>> WELL, LIZA AND I ARE DOING PRETTY WELL.

THERE WAS A PERIOD THERE WHERE IT GOT BAD, WHERE I TOOK

LIPSTICK AND DREW A FACE ON A BROOM, AND I WAS TALKING TO THAT

AND WE ACTUALLY-- OUR MARRIAGE FLUSHISHED FOR A WHILE UNDER

THE BROOM AND I, WE'RE GETTING ALONG SO WELL.

>> Stephen: ANYTHING, ANYTHING TO FILL TIME.

AND MY OLDEST ONE, LIKE, PETER IS-- WHAT ARE YOU, 45?

SHE'S GOING TO BE SO MAD THEY HAD TO GUESS.

AND WE'RE KIND OF HAVING TO GET OUT OF THEIR WAY.

THEY DESERVE TO NOT HAVE US ON-- YOU KNOW, HOVERING OVER THEM ALL

THEY'RE ACTUALLY-- THEY'RE REALLY QUITE SELF-ACTUALIZED,

WE WANT TO GET OUT OF THEIR WAY BUT WE CAN'T.

>> MY SON IS FLOURISHING IN THIS ENVIRONMENT, BECAUSE HE LOVES--

I MEAN, HE HATES THAT THERE'S A PANDEMIC, BUT HE'S DOING REALLY

>> Stephen: I'VE GOT A QUESTION BEFORE WE GO HERE,

CONAN AND I KNOW-- LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO BECAUSE I'M DOING "THE

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MAD AT BOB DYLAN?

>> Stephen: BECAUSE I'M FURIOUS AT BOB DYLAN RIGHT NOW.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW HE DID THAT 17-MINUTE J.F.K. SONG IN

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO DO A PARODY OF "HOME SICK BLUES."

AND DYLAN SAID IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, "YOU MAY NOT DO THAT."

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Conan O'Brien: People In The Know Call Harvard "The Vard"

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