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  • I got a question before we go here.

  • Connor, have you ever been mad at Bob Dylan?

  • Cause I'm furious at Bob.

  • I'm furious at Bob Dylan, right?

  • Why?

  • Because you know he did that 17 minute JFK song in response the Corona virus.

  • Well, I thought it would be a perfectly lovely thing to do a song parody of subterranean homesick Blues.

  • Yeah, and and more.

  • My head writers wrote a really funny parody of it, and they have said Dylan stated, No one turn certain terms.

  • You may not do that neutron bomb of a lawsuit, and I just don't think that's nice.

  • How old is that song?

  • He's gotten all the juice.

  • He's gonna get out of that old stone.

  • Come on, let the rest of us have a crack at it.

  • I have one Bob Dylan story, which is a bunch of years ago.

  • I went to my Bob Dylan concert, and it was before the show, and my good friend and guitarist, Jimmy Vivino said, You want to meet Bob and I said, Ah, I'm not ready to meet Bob And he went, Let's go and I got shoved into a room and suddenly people parted and I was face to face with Bob Dylan.

  • And it was when he had that little moustache.

  • Sure.

  • A little like a villain.

  • And he looked at me and I said, Oh, uh, hello, Mr Dillon.

  • And he went, I know you from the TV.

  • And just then I was whisked out of the room and that was my only contact with Bob Dylan.

  • I know you from the TV.

  • He said it just like that.

  • That sounds like the beginning of a pretty good song.

  • Actually, it should be one of his songs.

  • What are you doing now?

  • I just want to give you a taste of what America will never hear.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • We're all in the basement wishing for some medicine.

  • I'm isolating.

  • Recommended by the government.

  • The man in the cheap gloves grubhub day job says he got a bad cough.

  • Wants to get a test swab.

  • Come on.

  • I understand that song parodies lowest form of human entertainment, but that's damn fine.

  • Listen to the end here.

  • I don't want a virus sales.

  • You better pure l The trump don't work because the foul she makes him grouchy.

  • Come on, Bob.

  • So you're using could heal a nation.

  • No, no.

  • You'd have a lot of young people who didn't know what you were talking about.

  • It's gotta be a cardi b song you've got.

  • I wouldn't I'm on CBS Conan It's gotta be due a leap, You know, You gotta bring it up.

  • You can't be saying Hey, kids, it's time I took down Bob Dylan.

  • That's why I'm not taking him down.

  • I'm celebrating Bob Dylan.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Why you yelling at me?

  • I know you're a long way.

  • I'm angry.

  • I'm angry at Bob Dylan.

  • I'm sorry.

  • You've got a guitar over your shoulder and I don't know, I just I'm not being fair.

  • Eddie, when I apologized, Conan, Are you crying now?

  • You look like you're crying.

I got a question before we go here.

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