Name: Jonathan Van Ness Shares Quarantine Haircut Tips
Uploaded: 2020-04-15T16:31:11.000Z
Duration: 7 min 47 s
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-First of all, thank you again for doing this,

To-infinitive

and I want to say happy belated birthday.

-You always make me smile when I see you doing really anything.

that's coming out of this quarantine is CATV.

this fantastically beautiful set that you built.

-Let me get -- One of my reporters, one of the things

you know, their union, negotiation contracts,

They're really big on it, and I don't want to have --

you know, I don't want them to walk off set

And I do see Matilda, who does international mews,

right over here, but she is in the middle of one of her naps.

I will probably be hearing from her agent later today.

-Yes, please. Of course, I don't want to break any union rules.

-Yeah. Matilda's -- she's having a little bit of --

because it's not her preferred preference to be held.

-And they all decided to put on this program?

-Yeah, they really -- Well, actually, it started with

and didn't get a chance to go to meteorology school.

But, you know, they've been doing a series

started getting really jealous about that.

they started threatening to start their own Instagram.

And I was like, "You cannot run your own Instagram."

I don't have time to oversee your Instagram,

so I told them that we could do something like this.

people are kind of freaking out not knowing

or what is the advice for people that want to cut their hair?

-I think the most important advice is to not.

The average human head grows between a quarter of an inch

this is going to get you, like, what, two inches?

Maybe you need a new little bit of length.

Because what you don't want to do is mess up your hair so bad

that you're still growing that thing out after the quarantine.

-Okay, this is good. I love that. I'm glad I asked.

with a little bit longer hair, as most people will be.

You have just the right amount of face, and you know that.

I wanted to talk about that book that I can see on top of CATV.

-Can you push it to the camera so I can see how cute Peanut is?

-You really can ask anyone, if you were to track down anyone

from like my fifth, sixth, seventh or eighth grade classes,

they would all tell you that the first thing I talk about is --

the first thing I talked about was guinea pigs.

Then Weenie and Millie were the proud parents

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