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  • -A horrible time that feels like it might last forever.

  • These are "The Longest Days of Our Lives."

  • Vanessa, what is it?

  • You look like you have a very big juicy secret to tell me.

  • -I do. Winston, I've --

  • I've cheated on you! [ Dramatic music ]

  • -[ Gasps ] How could you?!

  • I mean, HOW could you?

  • We're all social distancing and quarantining.

  • Was it through, like, Skype or something?

  • -It was through, like, Skype or something, yes.

  • And it was...

  • with your brother. [ Dramatic music ]

  • -Alejandro! Is that true?

  • -I don't know anything about this.

  • -No, it was not Alejandro that I cheated on you with.

  • It was...another brother.

  • -Another brother? I don't have another brother!

  • -Yes, we do!

  • [ Dramatic music ]

  • -Hello, Winston.

  • I'm Montgomery, your long-lost other brother.

  • -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

  • -Why are you gasping, Vanessa?

  • -Because that's not the brother I cheated on you with.

  • There's another other brother.

  • [ Dramatic music ]

  • -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

  • [ Dramatic music ]

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  • -[ Gasps ]

  • [ Dramatic music ]

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  • -Another other brother?!

  • -True. Hello, Winston. Alejandro.

  • I'm Fontaine, your other other brother.

  • We have the same mother. We're evil twins of each other.

  • And now I'm your lover's lover!

  • -I'll never recover. How dare you!

  • [ Slapping ]

  • -Ah.

  • [ Slapping ] -[ Gasps ]

  • Aah!

  • -What are you even doing here?!

  • -Waiting to get my hands on our family fortune, of course!

  • -I don't know anything about a family fortune.

  • -Of course, you don't.

  • You hit your head in a mysterious canoeing accident.

  • You've...got amnesia!

  • [ Dramatic music ]

  • -Wait. Who are you?

  • Where are we? What's for dinner?

  • -It's Vanessa! In quarantine! Beans!

  • -That's right! And you'll never get your hands on the fortune!

  • -Too late! I already have!

  • [ Dramatic music ]

  • -[ Gasps ]

  • ♪♪

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  • -[ Gasps ]

  • -Wait. Where's Vanessa?

  • -She's gone.

  • [ Dramatic music ] -Who are you?

  • -I'm Melinda. Melinda Charmin!

  • -Charmin?! -Yes!

  • The heiress to the Charmin toilet-paper fortune!

  • I am Vanessa's estranged lover.

  • [ Dramatic music ]

  • -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

  • -I'm also the daughter of all of you.

  • [ Dramatic music ]

  • -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

  • -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

  • -[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

  • -Wait. W-Where are we?

  • Join us next week on "The Longest Days of Our Lives."

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-A horrible time that feels like it might last forever.

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The Longest Days of Our Lives with Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/04/15
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