Name: Jesus's Socially Distant Easter Plans - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-04-13T18:05:56.000Z
Duration: 3 min 13 s
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And, uh, all kinds of activities surrounding Easter have been canceled.

Ah, kinds of Easter gatherings at church.

So I thought maybe I should talk to the man at the center of this very special till the day.

You know, just hanging in there, sheltering in place like everybody else sheltering in place.

So I'm staying home like the rest of you.

It just looks like you're in a suburban home in Glendale.

That's just the background I picked for this call.

Kind of its more relatable than than this.

You know, that's my normal crib, So Oh, yeah, right.

So, Jesus, your big day Easter got canceled.

I mean, I'm I'm still coming back from the dead.

Oh, I see instead of the sermon on the Mount, it's going to be the sermon on the couch.

First year, my resurrection will be on Zoom.

I'm still doing some of my tricks to Okay, Look at this, huh?

Yeah, well, at Jesus, I gotta say it looks like you have a really positive attitude.

It's It's not the first time I've sheltered in place.

No, I thought you were buried in a tomb for three days.

Yeah, three days with no Netflix, no video games.

Hey, speaking of games, do you want to play some skyrim?

Can't really I can't really do that right now, Jury.

Oh, man, I'd love to tell you, but that's really more my dad's department.

You know, he does plagues Locusts, pandemics.

Ah, You got a lot of people watching right now.

Best thing you can do right now is just stay home.

That's how we'll get through it and shout out to the doctors, nurses, grocery workers and everyone keeping us safe.

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Jesus's Socially Distant Easter Plans - CONAN on TBS

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