Name: President Corden Wouldn't Pardon Turkeys
Uploaded: 2020-04-13T17:15:54.000Z
Duration: 4 min 19 s
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TONIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP SPOKE AT A RALLY IN SUNRISE, FLORIDA.

AS YOU MAY KNOW, DONALD TRUMP RECENTLY CHANGED HIS OFFICIAL

RESIDENCE FROM NEW YORK TO FLORIDA, AND THIS RALLY WAS

PLANNED BY HIS CAMPAIGN TO FORMALLY WELCOME HIM TO THE

BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING TRUMP AND HIS SUPPORTERS STAND

TRUMP'S DOING HIS BEST TO FIT IN WITH THE OTHER OLD PEOPLE LIVING

HE'S EVEN ORDERED HIS MOTORCADE TO LEAVE THE LEFT TURN SIGNALS

AT THIS POINT, TRUMP THROWS MORE EVENTS FOR HIMSELF THAN A

23-YEAR-OLD INFLUENCER CELEBRATING THEIR "BIRTHDAY

BUT, EARLIER TODAY, HE WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE, WHERE YOUR

COUNTRY'S STUPIDEST TRADITION TOOK PLACE ONCE AGAIN.

THIS MORNING, YOUR PRESIDENT WAS BUSY DOING THIS:

>> I HEREBY GRANT YOU A FULL AND COMPLETE PARDON.

BY THE WAY, THE PRESIDENT PARDONED TWO TURKEYS, NAMED

HERE THEY ARE THE NIGHT BEFORE, STAYING IN AN ACTUAL HOTEL.

( LAUGHTER ) MAKES SENSE TRUMP WOULD PARDON

ONE THING IS FOR SURE, THOSE TURKEYS AREN'T FROM LOS ANGELES.

( LAUGHTER ) INSTEAD OF BREAD AND BUTTER,

AFTER GIVING PARDONS TO TWO THINGS WITH A LOOSE, WOBBLY

NECK, HE ALSO PARDONED SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL.

IN OTHER NEWS, HERE'S A CRAZY STORY FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

A BROTHER AND SISTER WERE RECENTLY ARRESTED FOR FIGHTING

OVER WHO WOULD RIDE IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.

NOW FOLLOW ME HERE: THE SISTER WAS ANGRY BECAUSE

HER OLDER BROTHER LET HIS GIRLFRIEND SIT SHOTGUN IN THE

THEY BEGAN FIGHTING IN THE CAR, IT LED TO A POLICE CHASE, AND

THE SISTER EVENTUALLY ATTACKED A COP AFTER THE COP THREW HER

YES, THERE ARE WORSE FAMILIES THAN YOURS.

THE HOLIDAYS ARE ALL ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH LOVED ONES--

WHETHER THAT MEANS AROUND THE FIREPLACE OR IN A HOLDING CELL.

( LAUGHTER ) THE INCIDENT TOOK PLACE BETWEEN

A BROTHER AND SISTER IN RURAL PENNSYLVANIA, SO YOU KNOW WHAT

AND, FINALLY, THE MASSACHUSETTS STATE POLICE HAVE A NEW

IT'S A ROBOT DOG NAMED SPOT WHICH CAN BE USED IN SITUATIONS

THAT WOULD BE UNSAFE FOR POLICE OFFICERS.

IT'S THE FIRST POLICE ROBOT IN THE COUNTRY.

I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING AND I SURRENDER.

( LAUGHTER ) ACCORDING TO THE MANUFACTURERS,

THE ROBOT CAN ALSO SERVE AS A THERAPY DOG.

BECAUSE ONCE YOU SEE IT, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THERAPY.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT'S NOT PERFECT YET, THERE

THEY HAD TO REPROGRAM THE ROBOT DOG AFTER IT KEPT DOING THIS:

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