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  • Let me ask you a question.

  • This is what's been bugging me.

  • I'm terrible.

  • A tech.

  • My son has been making fun of me for years.

  • I could never figure stuff out.

  • And now that we're all on our own, we gotta figure this stuff out.

  • Are you good at tech now?

  • Absolutely.

  • You know, I can't do anything.

  • This is like I've been face timing my, uh, my body locker and whose whose helps me out.

  • Uh, literally everything.

  • I didn't know how to turn on my, uh, so many things in my house.

  • I don't know how to.

  • Well, whatever.

  • It's humiliating.

  • Oh, I can do the, uh if the electricity goes down, I can find the circuit and flip it on and off.

  • And when it works, I'm just like I handle that one.

  • That that's when I'm most excited.

  • It's the smallest thing.

  • And you feel like MacGyver, right?

  • Change the battery on my mouth the other day, or or on my computer thing, and I opened it up, put a couple of double A's in there, and it worked.

  • I was gonna let you go.

  • I was done.

  • You do these things.

  • That is not the voice of a tech guy.

  • Okay, What do you think?

  • My wife knows a lot more in the house than I do.

  • Owe you.

  • You got that going on.

  • My wife always knows everything and how how everything works.

  • She's a good cook.

  • She knows everything is on.

  • I'm always saying stuff like, where did they put the sink?

  • And she said, Quickie, You an idiot?

  • It's right there in front of you.

  • And I mean, like, um I supposed to know I'm a genius, you know?

  • Look created.

  • I'm the creator.

  • I can't know where the sink is.

  • Ridiculous.

  • Someone told me that you're wearing T shirts that you get from restaurants.

  • I don't even know what that means.

  • What does that mean?

  • When I go to a restaurant?

  • A lot of times when I'm leaving, they say, Hey, Adam, you want a T shirt?

  • And I say, Yeah, sure.

  • You know, and I say what size and I say double axe and they go now and I go Well, yeah, and then they go.

  • Really?

  • I put it on to show him that it's not that loose, and it's a little loose, but right.

  • Wow, I would have thought better of you, Adam.

  • I say I know, I know, but I get a minute.

  • It'll make me stop you for a second.

  • You say that when you go to restaurants.

  • This is long before the Corona virus.

  • But just as a matter of habit and a matter of course, they give you free T shirts at the very end of the meal.

  • A because I'm nice.

  • I'm nice to people.

  • I mean, we live in the same neighborhood.

  • I've never gotten a T shirt.

  • They don't give me T shirts.

  • Well, that's an extra extra long on you, man.

  • That doesn't make sense.

  • You can't wear teachers, are you?

  • Extra long waist ahead or No, no, I'm sorry.

  • Wrong in the leg.

  • You've got long legs.

  • One arm?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, they're crazy legs.

  • I've got, like, 39 inch legs.

  • You know, I have super long legs, and then I have a tiny torso.

  • I have the the Tet, the chest of ah, of an eight year old girl.

  • Hey, massive long legs.

  • Yeah, and I got It's just so I'm just proportionate.

  • You know?

  • You like when you're laying in bed, your legs kicking around you don't even know it.

  • You know you.

  • You feel your legs, right?

  • Yeah.

  • I can feel my legs.

  • Adam.

  • Yes.

  • I can feel my legs wake up before you ever.

  • Ugo?

  • Yeah.

  • Sometimes I'm fast asleep, but my legs get up early.

  • I know.

  • Like Hey, Still asleep?

  • Okay, right.

  • He's still asleep.

  • Yeah.

  • Left.

  • Let's get cooking.

  • And then they start doing all kinds of stuff.

  • They have prosthetics in the board.

  • Yeah.

  • Sometimes I wake up and I'm just running 18 miles an hour down the street.

  • Yeah, Director, I'm in a samba class.

  • It's craziness.

Let me ask you a question.

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