Name: Why the iPhone 11 is Pure Garbage (PRO)
Uploaded: 2020-04-07T03:30:04.000Z
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As an Apple brand ambassador, I wanted to tell you all about the brand new iPhone 11 which we just announced earlier this week.

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Now I want to clarify that while nobody actually appointed me to be an Apple brand ambassador as an ex Google Tech leap who is suffering from imposter syndrome fired from Facebook, I'm facing.

My incompetence is head on, and I'm going to fake it until I make it.

I'm going to make myself an Apple brand ambassador, whether you like it or not.

So first up, let's talk about the iPhone.

We took last gens budget iPhone 10 are with the crappy screen through on the ultra wide field of view Lens and then renamed it into the iPhone 11.

And we think that that, you know, maybe that trick you guys.

It's actually the first year in which the iPhone is not really an advancement in order.

The bump, the specs we took, the last Gen Bionic, a 12 chip started working on that fix a few bucks, and then at some point, we just said You know what we got shipped this thing.

Let's rename it to the bound like a 13 chip and then just shipped out out.

And then we did this for the higher and model the iPhone Tennis renamed It ended the iPhone 11 pro, which is actually for anybody.

Real pros used BSL ours as pro myself, and you know what's interesting about this additional?

Why the angle lens that we've added to all of our phones is not even on the front.

So the funny thing is, when you look at someone or phone like the pixel three, they put the wide angle lens on the front so you can do like, why the groupie shots with your friends?

You don't get to do that with the iPhone.

There's a few additional things that actually make our phones better than anybody else's, and the first is we got fonts.

We even have reached designed the camera out.

There's a new font in it called SF Camera It is so pro.

Taken over, you essentially get like a pixel three phone, which has the whole led screen for half press.

Model if we were to match the specs is $1000 for the iPhone 11 pro.

And you can even pick up like, say, a pixel three a.

Also with the old led screen for, like 400 bucks.

So how are we going to defeat these guys?

What really makes it magical is not the hard word that it's just gonna be garbage.

What we've got our exclusive TV shows, exclusive games.

That's what's going to keep you coming back to Apple.

That's what's going to make our stuff magical.

You're gonna start watching that and get hooked on some show.

And you know, we're just going to keep that show dragging on and on.

It's never actually going to end, and you're just gonna have to keep watching it.

And the only way to watch it is to continue buying iPhones because it's exclusive.

That's how we're going to lock into our ecosystem.

Were also releasing Apple Arcade with a bunch of more exclusive games and titles.

You know, when I first saw these exclusive games and movie shows served thought to myself, Well, why is that good?

In fact, if anything, it just decreases the quality and budget for a show because they're not able to reach all of their audiences.

Apple Arcade is the only place you can get unlimited access to over 100.

Groundbreaking, exclusive new games made for iPhone, iPad, Mac and Apple TV You can't find these games on any other mobile platform or subscription service.

You know a lot of these games on, say, Apple Arcade, there, bottom of the barrel junk games that the developer couldn't really get, so the anywhere else or than they thought well, might as well just throw into AP arcade.

It has a little bit that way, and really the same reasoning of low quality content is going to apply for Apple TV Plus as well, Apple consists of, say, just 20% of global market share.

So for any content producer who is really turning out Triple eight titles, they're goingto want global distribution.

Apple is just not going to be able to give you that you're going to get hooked on low quality garbage content That just goes on and on.

You were just going to drag on the episodes as long as we possibly can make the game's really grind D.

So you can never really quite finish them now.

So we'll battle warrior 11 years in the making on the next Dragon Ball Z Theo, you may know this.

There's also the apple card, which again is another hook to just lock.

Once you get that, you become tired to your phone.

There's really no other way to manage that card.

And even if you were to look at this in terms of us, if you check the reason Android 10 update, they also have I'll phone 10 s gestures, right?

You have all the same gestures in which you can switch from AP AP, and they also have better multitasking.

Like If you were to watch a YouTube video, you can actually going to pip mode on Android so you can watch videos and minimize mode, which iPhone can even do.

And so we can see here that the big shift if you continue to stay in the apple ecosystem, it's the content that is going to be the distinguishing factor of iPhone versus Android.

It's up to you whether you want to get yourself hooked into these games and movies and TV shows and using the Apple credit card personally.

Other one get myself locked into that system because it's just going to be way too expensive.

I'm not willing to pay two or three times the price of a phone just to be able to get access to content like this.

I mean, that content is so worth list, offering it for free.

And so starting today, when you buy an iPhone, an iPad, a macaroon apple TV, you'll get one year of Apple TV plus over.

Although I think that this is just a sad state of affairs, it just shows how much stagnation is happening in the mobile market after a whole year of innovation.

The only thing we've got here is the ultra wide angle lens added onto the iPhones.

Powerful dual camera system, night mode and things we didn't even have time to talk about, like faster face I D.

Water and Dust Resistance Wireless charging water and dust resistance.

WiFi six longer battery life faster charging new designs, water and dust resistance.

There's also faster cellular better water resistance, stronger glass, new designs, WiFi fix and more.

So I would recommend that you not just sit there but apply to Apple and try to fix this stuff.

And you can do that by applying to my course tech interview pro dot com.

As an ex Google ex Facebook engineer, I will help fast track your career such that you can land your dream job.

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