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  • Listen, nobody's listen to Baby Shark as many times as I've listened, Baby Sugar baby Shark plays inside my nightmares.

  • Hi, I'm Olivia Wilde, director of Book Smart, and today we're gonna play last thing on my phone.

  • It's a cute one, my daughter looking really cute.

  • I take a lot of pictures of both of them.

  • I always knew that my daughter always looks like she's posing for her own lifestyle magazine.

  • Come into my pool.

  • Let's make mock tales like That's her vibe.

  • She's too Oh, Jesus.

  • Let's see.

  • This was the selfie, so I could try to learn how my brilliant makeup artist Melanie and closest as our smoky ice.

  • So I took a really badly framed Sophie to try to memorize how she was applying the makeup.

  • So it's it's not a great it's not a great one.

  • It's in all caps.

  • It's very aggressive.

  • It involves lots of exclamation points.

  • I sent it to my friend Diana.

  • She sent me a picture of a box of true botanicals, which is this amazing skin care that I use that I tell everyone about.

  • And she said, Okay, bitch, this better be everything you say it is or else, and I wrote It is, I promise.

  • I don't know why I had to scream it, but I felt strongly.

  • So I screamed it at her with four exclamation points.

  • A restaurant called Night and Market Song.

  • It's really good Thai food.

  • They have the best pad Thai.

  • You know why it's moist pat.

  • I should be saucy.

  • It's not this like dry clump that lands in one piece.

  • It's a saucy noodle dish, and I feel like only they understand that.

  • Don't be weird.

  • Don't be weird.

  • It says, Welcome to Earth Babies.

  • That's what I put in my Google search and what that is.

  • I was trying to find this Kurt Vonnegut quote.

  • That's really, really great.

  • I clearly wrote it, like while doing for other things, because not one word is spelled correctly.

  • Welcome to hurt Bobby's.

  • But my intention was welcome to Earth Babies.

  • I know this without even looking, but it's the drool.

  • It's the drool face.

  • I d'oh this lady, this guy, a lot of this, this one with the little monocle that is the appropriate response to anything.

  • It's either shack doing the shimmy or it's Oprah going, and I feel like both of those can really be also in response to anything.

  • Recently, I've been using one of the Olsen twins eating lots of spaghetti.

  • Oh my God, what any of these mean my Children?

  • It's outdated, which feels unfair to them.

  • This was at least a year ago.

  • I've seen them since then.

  • It's a note that I wrote to Malia Obama.

  • We were at Harvard screening book Smart for the students there, and I really, really wanted to get Malia to come see the movie.

  • She didn't, but maybe if she had read this note, doesn't everyone have a note?

  • Amalia in their phone.

  • Bobby Kind of all a who I worked with on vinyl.

  • And it's just to thank you.

  • I'm friends with all my co stars.

  • I love everyone I've ever worked with that that looks like it was the last one.

  • And listen, forgetting someone.

  • There's a book smart thread for everybody involved in book smart, and it's pretty bonkers right now.

  • There's a lot of crazy gifts on that one.

  • PA Patrol.

  • I have two Children.

  • When I take them to school, they make me listen to Papa Troll.

  • The theme song looks like well, isn't a pup pup boogie.

  • I listen to it on Repeat.

  • It's sort of like what I imagine, like a really intense prison camp when you're being tortured with music and sound.

  • My version of that is Pa Patrol On the drive to school, I don't listen to voice mails.

  • I'm very curious who tried?

  • Oh, it's from Katie Silverman.

  • She wrote Book Smart and she's the best She knows me.

  • She those weeks Oh, I paid a baby sitter.

  • I'm always trying to figure out, like like a fun way to write the description, because I just feel like that's what you're supposed to do on Venmo.

  • I'm not one of those weirdos who does public Venmo because, like, what's going on with that?

  • Why do you want us to see what you're spending money?

  • I don't understand it.

  • I don't want to see the people I went to high school with paying for transactions with Emojis.

  • That just makes me wonder like, Are you buying drugs?

  • I can't tell.

  • I'm a lift lady somewhere in Brooklyn.

  • Where is this place?

  • I was somewhere on Flatbush.

  • I don't know where I was going.

  • It was 12:15 a.m. Where is that?

  • I don't know, but thank you.

  • Um, air.

  • It was a lovely ride.

  • Oh, I always give five.

  • Because I want them to give me judging by these last things on my phone, I take strange middle of the night lift rides into Brooklyn and send a lot of drooling emojis.

  • And I should take more pictures of my kids.

  • I think that I'm okay, Lauren.

Listen, nobody's listen to Baby Shark as many times as I've listened, Baby Sugar baby Shark plays inside my nightmares.

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