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  • I'm not gonna lie to you, gamers.

  • I'm a little tired.

  • I'm a little jet lagged.

  • I don't have any G fuel.

  • Oh, God.

  • But the name's must go on.

  • So this is doing this?

  • Should be great.

  • Hey, remember the guy that just the face for the the maim that just won't die back at it again?

  • This time he's looking front when no one is raising their hand.

  • So the teacher starts looking around the room to pick on someone.

  • Dammit!

  • Stop looking at me.

  • Stop!

  • Stop!

  • The first guy to kidnap Children, It must have been like microbe noises, huh?

  • Just me, Okay.

  • Miller kid staring on the bus.

  • Like what?

  • This up with stupid kids looking at me.

  • Don't do it.

  • I'll punch a child.

  • My mom turned off the oven in 50 minutes.

  • I'm going downtown for a couple hours.

  • Me after an hour wondering why my room smells like chicken.

  • Okay, first guy that sat on an office chair must have been like, Oh, God, This straight.

  • What is so uncomfortable?

  • I don't like itself.

  • Old people.

  • That's very rude to stare old people when somebody has a nose ring, all the people that you're watching.

  • You're a bunch of hypocrite losers, and this mean proves it.

  • This mean gets it next.

  • Mean another mean that just can't seem to die.

  • Is the FBI spying on?

  • You mean it's taken many different forms from Mark Zuckerberg himself to now the Madagascar Penguins.

  • This is same Mean the Penguins of Madagascar.

  • Season two, Kowalski.

  • Work for the FBI.

  • Uh, if I was a penguin, Madagascar and I work for the FBI, this would be a total bra moment.

  • When you realize your cap, it's That is funny.

  • I like that one, huh?

  • Sure.

  • We're the pockets for phones and tablets so you can stay connected.

  • Wild, wet while we were FBI agent.

  • Must be like snacks.

  • Sex acts like microbe noise.

  • Can't remember her if everyone had an FBI agent.

  • 50% of the world is an FBI agent.

  • Uh, see, I'm really good at the village impression.

  • I think that's gonna catch up.

  • It's gonna be a thing on this channel.

  • Me wave on their bed.

  • Good night, monster.

  • Under bed.

  • Also me kiss left a webcam.

  • His night agent, then FBI.

  • Who's them?

  • Robo for them.

  • I'm just like Okay, I have I'm tired.

  • That would change to the news.

  • Be smart.

  • Be Poppy here.

  • Hello?

  • I do the news.

  • Mr.

  • Scene, We have news report from Florida.

  • I repeat news report from Florida.

  • Florida teenager arrested again for hitting an r k o on an alligator Can someone stop this Matt Matt from RKO owing alligators.

  • My God, What's she gonna take Florida man?

  • My true successor.

  • No more Florida man.

  • It's Florida Teenager, Step aside.

  • Old people.

  • We dabble in you Or have a zoo MERS do we fortnight dance all over your game?

  • Really dumb old people What's that?

  • Puppy?

  • Puppy Smoky new news Cruel moment.

  • An Australian fishermen use instead Shark has Spong and smokes it to tuna Baby, What the Frick is wrong with you?

  • Lap cat, Remember sad news Look, cat dead Someone posted an imager.

  • So you know it's really saying cat went Bye bye Bye bye Love cat An internet was sad, So sad It was like making me sound like Blue Cat You were epic like I love love Ket He was like a father to me.

  • I love love Cats tried say Well, Lester turns out left calf isn't dead And I think it's safe to say lumps have been restored.

  • Bye bye.

  • Now, I know you've been sitting here in this episode so far asking yourself one question and one question, Old Landon, I gotta be honest with you.

  • I'm doing the same.

  • I think we're all doing the same on 312 What is Obama's last name?

  • Thank you.

  • At least one person got.

  • I've been thinking about this my entire life.

  • What?

  • The Frick is Obama's life Snake.

  • I cannot remember it.

  • This is literally me.

  • What is Obama's name?

  • Stupid names.

  • Stinking name.

  • What is it?

  • I know it's something.

  • Something.

  • Why did the area fix the one Raiders?

  • Not get Obama's name?

  • They could have released on something.

  • Except that one person that Maru Durant I give one person got Obama's for his name.

  • At least then it would be worth it.

  • What?

  • The freak is Obama's last name.

  • Does anyone know?

  • I don't usually get political.

  • Okay, Liberals.

  • If Obama is so epic, then why the Frick don't I know his name.

  • We don't get political or anything on this channel.

  • But these fellas does name actually care?

  • Yeah, it's Obamacare off course.

  • What is Obama's last name Barack Hussein Obama to his nice aim is to ah thank God.

  • Finally person who knows Dr Phil name.

  • Oh God!

  • What is Dr Phil's first name?

  • I don't even know.

  • Oh, fear son Nom.

  • I want money.

  • This person who knows their bombers last name.

  • Who now is that guys?

  • Okay, Combat?

  • I figured 1/2 academy.

  • It's academy.

  • His nice name is Academy.

  • Pull away the sniper's way.

  • Got him.

  • Harambe was trying to tell a soul along Quick, kid, I don't have much time.

  • Obama's last name is Ah, the monkey Die!

  • I thought Haram it was a child.

  • A gorilla died.

  • Oh, so sad.

  • Listen, kid, I don't have much time.

  • The crabby padded secret ingredient is Oh, my God, We almost had it.

  • This is civilization.

  • If we didn't kill Haram big, That's right.

  • I'm making her run.

  • That means Listen, kid, I don't have much time with the secret to deal.

  • Stand this.

  • Listen, kid, I don't have much time.

  • I have information leveling dietary Clinton and I think there was one too many right wing names this time.

  • I just want to say I consider myself on the sphere of the political spectrum.

  • Just so we're clear.

  • Maybe we will never know Obama's last name.

  • Never will we know who Santa Claus?

  • Real name Never will.

  • We know if Luke Cat actually died.

  • We never know.

  • Next name Obama mean slash Harambe.

  • Mim gets up.

  • Okay, gamers, have you ever been to the second patient?

  • Gruebel.

  • If you're over 18 on Lee Watch Surface Web, find Deep Web Dark Web Page two over.

  • Go go!

  • My God, God!

  • Save anyone that has ever seen page to a Google Page one of YouTube Page one of Google's video.

  • Does that still exist?

  • First page of Google's Remember you too, when Google didn't own YouTube and they try to create Google video.

  • But no one use it.

  • So they just bought you too.

  • And now everything is so epic On the site.

  • First base of Google second page.

  • Oh, God, I can't look in it.

  • House.

  • Break it off!

  • But I'm not gonna lie.

  • I'm frequently pigs.

  • I forget every patient girl.

  • You can't stop me, was that it?

  • Second page of Google gets part noises and not very good ones.

  • Vatican name.

  • Can we force this mean question?

  • Mark?

  • The thing is like I can't.

  • I want to see it happen.

  • I know this was terribly forced.

  • It came right after F 51 which was already kind of dragged out, but I really wanted I legitimately want to see what's in the Vatican archives petition for Europeans to raid the Vatican while Americans raid air epically one me leaving the Vatican knowing howto walk on one itsy ditsy speak.

  • Imagine where you could go.

  • You could go across the Atlantic.

  • That would be awesome.

  • No one would do that.

  • But still can Jesus swim if he walks on the water?

  • Or is he like, stuck on top of it?

  • Or is it like in Minecraft when you have Frost Walker on your boots?

  • Can you jump in?

  • Or is it only if you walk straight out?

  • I'm sure it will say in the Vatican Storm the Vatican archives.

  • It's literally easy.

  • Okay, First entered Vatican through the museum's interest, literally acceptable to anyone.

  • Norma's can go there.

  • I bet there's people that right now get in the cartel.

  • Del Belvedere era, still accessible, desperate.

  • Get into the archives.

  • Nearby might need a brick.

  • It's like six slightly armed guards up.

  • I'm disappointed That sends ended with up.

  • But you know, either way, break into the secret part of the archives.

  • Nobody probably is in there.

  • Maybe the pope naked Final boss.

  • Maybe Jesus Christ in South.

  • Who knows?

  • That's the point.

  • We don't know.

  • Europeans open secret vault in the Vatican.

  • Jesus!

  • Get the fuck out of my room!

  • Bring my grand.

  • Just think about all the epic armor you could be.

  • What they imagine pulling out fully stack with crosses.

  • And that'd be freaking epic.

  • It's Mickey Me leaving the Vatican with hand grenades and a frickin happy grade when I break into the Vatican archives to free geniuses.

  • See, that's epic.

  • This is from Jesus point of view.

  • Jesus.

  • If you're watching this and they have you to down there, we're coming.

  • We're going to save you.

  • Don't worry.

  • We got you broke.

  • Vatican raid on the 24th.

  • Yes, off December.

  • Someone just forces me.

  • Mona Zoomer is on Facebook police so we can get some traction going.

  • Thank you.

  • Just so I am not legally responsible.

  • If anything goes wrong, Thank you.

  • That it could mean get set.

  • I really wanted to make a fight.

  • It gets Ah, yeah.

  • It's time for everyone's favorite moment Here on name review.

  • Bonus means with Booth about me.

  • Okay, welcome.

  • Bonus me.

  • Your sucks.

  • In the end, Very epic.

  • Here is your reward therapist.

  • Tchaikovsky isn't real.

  • He can't hurt you.

  • Catch our ski catch.

  • Inga got okay.

  • It's a I think it's a when you poop at a friend's house, but it clogs up their toilet.

  • We've all done it.

  • This evolved into being a fricking problem big.

  • Your mom's so lazy.

  • Nine years ago, four days ago, she took nine years to finish the joke.

  • Bir, Uh, does that mean the mom made the joke?

  • Now I'm just confused you to burst.

  • Be sure to drop a like and subscribe everyone.

  • Hey, what the?

  • Be sure to drop it like and subscribe.

  • Guys.

  • Thank you So much.

  • Means s so much.

  • Come on.

  • I did that.

  • Awesome.

  • At least you could do.

  • It's like a video.

  • That's it for today's bonus.

  • Me Hope you guys have fun smashing like you had fun and bro tickle your little too far away so I can't really do it but like stick out whatever you got Look closer they ago.

  • I'll Wait.

  • Sorry, sorry, sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • There's one more.

  • One more mean.

  • It's really funny.

  • I'll do this one setting.

  • I'll do this one sitting, if that's okay.

  • Is this baby right?

  • We're seeing the mean with the baby that eats the camera.

  • It's hilarious, but someone understood that you can add it.

  • I try to sleep through.

  • The doorman can make it can make it.

  • That's epic.

  • Sands said it, baby, Aren't you glad you stuck through?

  • Bonus me now This is so cool.

  • All right.

  • How about this one?

  • Okay.

  • What about this one?

  • That's you.

  • Wait, Let's get you up and take a look at you.

  • You're good.

  • It's a good name.

  • Alright, gamers.

  • Bye bye.

  • Bye bye.

I'm not gonna lie to you, gamers.

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