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  • d i y or more like the I don't d I die or d I y Why would you create that?

  • Stop it, Get some help!

  • There seems to be in never ending flow off D i y channel these states.

  • So let's review the finders of them.

  • Let's look at the top of the cream.

  • Here we have a rum, but the early years, So he's putting hot glue on a screw.

  • And then he puts it, Is that Ah, motor it is Okay.

  • The screw now spins and then more hot glue.

  • Okay.

  • And that's ah, on.

  • And, uh, that's J D.

  • It's bloody action.

  • That's really funny, eh?

  • For everything.

  • That was amazing.

  • I take it back.

  • This is actually really coming over to someone's house.

  • Oh, is that one of those robot vacuums?

  • Plus, I got me one of those a bowl of human suffering.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • I'm into five minutes craft, so they're putting a bunch of tin soldiers into a bowl and then they bake it.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Oh, Zeb.

  • Ola pain.

  • Oh, Oh, Why would you do that?

  • Have you ever went to someone's house and be like, Oh, that's cool.

  • And they're like, Oh, I saw it from a D I Y Channel.

  • I saw it, and then I made it.

  • The whole concept of these videos is that they look fun to make, but they're ugly.

  • Let's get real.

  • That's ugly.

  • You wouldn't buy that.

  • No one would buy them, right.

  • You wouldn't.

  • Probably that, would you?

  • Oh, I don't know.

  • Why?

  • Did?

  • Extremely distressed by this mood ring toilet seat?

  • I just saw murdering toilet seat.

  • Now, that's a product I would invest in.

  • What kind of mood is your asshole in now?

  • It's aggressive today.

  • Imagine if you lived on your own and you came home to find evidence off a butt on your toilet and the butt was angry.

  • Overlord, you better call the cops straight away if that ever happens.

  • My God!

  • Oh, yes.

  • See, this is like the prime.

  • Oh, he even adds the flavoring.

  • Dude, it blows my mind that this is something that you can do.

  • I don't know if it makes me angry or just It just makes me emotionally.

  • It makes me.

  • What kind of spray is that?

  • That seems like ceramic.

  • It's ceramic spray a thing.

  • Why do I care.

  • I don't know.

  • There are ceramic spray.

  • Okay, Cool.

  • I'm so glad I know that.

  • Okay?

  • My mom tried to make a came for my dad.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's got a nail sticking out of age.

  • I better come with a tetanus shot.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • We don't need to buy a cane.

  • I'll just make you want.

  • Look, I like how they mix screws and nails to create this monstrosity.

  • Jesus Christ, y'all I might My friend's house and I go to use the bathroom and all that.

  • What is that all that so, huh?

  • I never understood that you do that in America, right?

  • I understand that.

  • But needs to be war 100%.

  • Understand?

  • Japan has to figure out they have a heated toilet seats.

  • I don't know why.

  • Whenever I come back to UK after a trip down, I always dread going to the bathroom, cause it's like now my butt is gonna be cold.

  • I hate it, but this is not the solution.

  • This is not the solution.

  • Don't d i?

  • Y a warm?

  • He did see toilet.

  • Oh, wow, That looks so good.

  • Look, it's like a son, and it's got the rainbow in the background.

  • Don't you feel more lovely?

  • Now?

  • Don't you look more pretty?

  • Look how pretty you are in this.

  • God, it's ugly.

  • This is another five minute craft, I swear to God.

  • Okay, so she's trying to wipe the top of the shelves, so she grabs a sister and tape.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • Israel is the set.

  • I can tell.

  • Is it really I can tell?

  • Oh, God.

  • When you're about to fall, even kids, you topple and die, you die.

  • This is for when you want to die.

  • But your reflexes are getting the better of you.

  • Do they know you can move that jazz?

  • What?

  • This is hilarious.

  • What were they thinking?

  • I don't know.

  • I really don't know what they were thinking.

  • I don't think they were thinking more.

  • Five minutes.

  • Craft, please.

  • This is so funny.

  • This is the most ghetto shit I've ever seen.

  • What is she doing?

  • How She's screwing on bottles.

  • Okay.

  • Understand?

  • What is this?

  • The death stranding outfit.

  • What?

  • It's this.

  • So that it was so that she can float in the water.

  • I thought she was trying to illegally imported water through the airport.

  • Why would you do that?

  • You're still swimming with T shirt?

  • I can't believe this day.

  • I never seen I've actually never watched.

  • Five minute cracked.

  • I just heard how bad it was.

  • They have 62 million subscribers.

  • What the fuck?

  • Oh, no.

  • Cool.

  • I feel really good about my achievements.

  • Looking at this.

  • But, bro, the video is 11 minutes.

  • It's not even five minute craft away.

  • I've seen the one wish.

  • She makes a spoon out of a spoon.

  • Look, she makes a spoon out of a spoon.

  • She made a spoon out of a spoon.

  • Sexy.

  • Ah, God d y es y.

  • I thought the eye Why would be questioning why you create something, But it makes me wonder why I was created.

  • Okay?

  • It's a Coca Cola fence.

  • That and Sprite dispenser.

  • How how did it work?

  • Ah, yeah, that happens all the time.

  • Caves of the attacks, your battery to motor.

  • And, uh, what else is it?

  • All right, we got three motors going.

  • I'm really curious how this is gonna make for those, so you have to screw it to a new code.

  • Imagine how bored you must be to create something like this.

  • I realize this is for kids, right?

  • Because kids think this is cool.

  • But any adult will just be like, Get that thing, Get out of my house.

  • It's not the worst thing I've seen on here so far.

  • At least serious life hacks, serious ones.

  • Seriously use popcorn.

  • Okay.

  • And then what?

  • Here we go.

  • Another five minute craft.

  • They got two bricks and they know it's not breaks.

  • It's foam, Clay.

  • You put the clay on the phone.

  • What are they gonna make?

  • I don't know.

  • It's a melon.

  • Great.

  • It's a strawberry.

  • Why a contact lens solution?

  • Why?

  • And now it's mixed together.

  • And now you have a strawberry.

  • But why?

  • Why five minutes craft?

  • Why?

  • Why did you make this?

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • Why what?

  • I think that's I would love to see a compilation of kids recreating this because even the result here is is bad.

  • It looks bad.

  • I'm curious when someone that Hollis editorial.

  • What?

  • That looks like cause there's gotta be some monstrosity.

  • Fake sunroof decal for your car.

  • Wow, that look get so good.

  • But why?

  • It's looking more expensive now.

  • In case you watch the car from above, it looks more expensive personal ice cream bowl or or or you could just take the lid off.

  • Does anyone like life hags?

  • Jesus Christ, Actually, I've seen I've seen one life that's useful, and it's it's how you open those super laminated plastic things with a hanger on the top because you could just pull it from the hangar.

  • That was useful, actually.

  • But 99% is garbage.

  • That's how it is, isn't it?

  • They really you in with, like, one concept that works in Polish?

  • I never thought of that.

  • That's actually helpful.

  • And then you try and find more things because obviously they have to know more things because they know one thing, and then it's like 99% microwave microwave mailbox.

  • All right, another five minute cracked crab.

  • So she went to jail.

  • Five tricks People have learned in prison that you can let candles howto make crack cocaine.

  • You can inhale the fumes.

  • Oh, to make a knife, you're gonna break out from prison that it's that she should make it.

  • I look fine night neatly and finally cut.

  • They did it.

  • I don't think they can't vegetables with that.

  • I really need to cut these vegetables main.

  • I've been in jail for five years and I have not been able to cut my vegetables.

  • If only there was a way Nobody life hack YouTubers that those are the thumbnail.

  • You're like, What is that?

  • I guess I have to click on that.

  • Because what is that?

  • Just go ahead and chop your hair off in a random place so you can make a brush.

  • That is probably much worse than any cheap brush you confined at a drugstore.

  • Brushes there just so expensive.

  • Oh, wow, Them some.

  • But I cut off my hair, huh?

  • Okay, we have Mona Lisa.

  • What?

  • But why would you go through the effort?

  • I don't understand.

  • 34 cats supplies.

  • What cat?

  • One shot.

  • Cut, cut.

  • Done.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, that one I can respect.

  • What the hell is this?

  • Oh, wow.

  • And he can store the phone in the peopie hole?

  • Yes.

  • Why would you do that?

  • See the slime stuff I don't get?

  • Are you fucking 12?

  • You don't play with slime as adults, do you not understand?

  • You know, those are fake airports anyway.

  • All right, so this guy's going through the effort off putting his toilet into another thing.

  • It's a thing now.

  • But why?

  • Superfund party?

  • Life hack.

  • Okay, so you grab all the stuff from the aka Lou is the recipe for disaster.

  • Put it on a coke.

  • Okay.

  • You put those inside, I imagine.

  • Yes.

  • And then you get some cigarettes, okay?

  • And then when you pull it out, it's gonna let itself.

  • But sad at what it is.

  • That's eight.

  • That's it.

  • Wow.

  • They dio where you add sugar to coke, powdered gelatin to cook, and then that's disgusting.

  • Goddess pisses me out.

  • I'm speechless.

  • How stupid This is.

  • Five kings hair for one to bear it that can't grow one eye liner throughout the line.

  • Is he gonna is this guy?

  • No, he's not.

  • You are not doing that.

  • You are not glowing.

  • You're not blowing that on your face.

  • You're He is going that on his face.

  • This is an actual tutorial.

  • He's put it.

  • You just glued hair to your face, dude.

  • Well, the congratulations.

  • I want to die.

  • This is a tic tac.

  • Whoa.

  • What's guys a wife or your drink?

  • When you can do this, you're hot for Louis.

  • It was pouring your drink.

  • It's It's just too difficult, man.

  • Imagine being at a party.

  • Someone opens a Can you be like, Stop?

  • You could spill out everywhere.

  • Hold up.

  • Let me just get my heart killer.

  • Here we go.

  • All right.

  • Thank you.

  • You're welcome, bro.

  • You're welcome, bro.

  • Here you go, bro.

  • Enjoy your fresh beverage, bro.

  • Bro is literally dead because they took so long.

  • I don't like I don't know if I like where this is going.

  • Razor blade cattle.

  • So we got some razor blades combined with its gonna use it to boil water.

  • Is that what this is going?

  • It seems like a bad idea.

  • X ray, these air.

  • Just getting watch time because I just want to see what dumb should they come up with?

  • That's the only reason I'm watching this.

  • What is that?

  • Is that a scissors and automatic scissor?

  • I mean, maybe for, like, handicapped people or something that that's good.

  • But a eyes also can appreciate the means that d I y means That's what I like.

  • That's good.

  • This gets the only one I upload on this whole subreddit.

  • Non electric hoverboard works the best downhill.

  • Don't fall on this thing.

  • Non electric hoverboard $100.

  • Retro.

  • It's retro it.

  • It's an antique.

  • Kids and tickets worth more because it's old.

  • How to waste $100.

  • That's always what I want to know.

  • Why you didn't spend it on old pet bottles nearest the $100 bill.

  • Okay, are you doing?

  • He's getting the blow towards.

  • He's laminating it.

  • That was it.

  • These were just made to piss you off, right?

  • They could have used to use a dollar that I've ever heard.

  • See for the maims I can appreciate Liam Nissan.

  • I leave.

  • Come on.

  • That's beautiful.

  • Someone stole a wallet.

  • Okay, so therefore, you should use a tampon in your wallet.

  • I got it.

  • Kind of funny, though.

  • Come on, E.

  • I find it acceptable.

  • Why not just buy a hammer?

  • We went through the extensive effort to make a hammer.

  • I wonder where Five minute craft draws the line of what?

  • No to post because surely they come up with a bunch of shit.

  • That's like, That's a That's a terrible idea.

  • There's no possible way we could use that.

  • We're not gonna actually post that, but it's like they just don't have that filter they just posted anyway.

  • That's what It is sick of my parents never closing the door.

  • So I made this.

  • I can honestly respect that.

  • That is one of those issues that I'm so annoyed with.

  • You know, out of all smart home availability.

  • Why don't they have it so they can close the worst?

  • Why can't I go?

  • Alexa, closed door.

  • My life is so hard.

  • She's not gonna poop in that you're not.

  • Oh, you're you Are you gonna do that?

  • All right, I'm done.

  • I'm done.

  • That's it No more.

  • What did we learn today?

  • Absolutely nothing.

  • Thank you for watching Smash like and subscribe for more useless videos.

  • Almost as useless as these d i Y eyes.

  • Thank you for watching.

  • Bye.

  • Bye.

  • You have been farting.

  • No, you're entering a new era.

  • But you shall craft Booth.

  • The hour of smells and poop grades is coming.

  • Marzia Edgar and bottoms need you.

  • No, the dime or you will face.

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