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  • meantime, it's time.

  • It's time.

  • Gather on friends, Its name, time, time, time.

  • The only cure for sadness.

  • Ah, I guess I'm allergic to not having means in my life.

  • I need to change that right now with brand new beautiful episode off.

  • Meantime, I'm not that long out of bed.

  • So my voice is all deepen.

  • Sexy, sexy things that I could do Here, let me show you He is the chosen one answering really personal questions.

  • 69 k likes 4 20 dislikes Hell yet coincidence, I think not.

  • Sadly, it's gone beyond that.

  • Now.

  • What is it?

  • Actually, at this time 102 k one point to King Man, that's I mean, that's kind of satisfying in its own right, because it's ones and dues.

  • But damn it, I had that.

  • I had victory in my hands.

  • The comments.

  • Why don't you have notifications on Answer him coward yet.

  • Wait.

  • Don't you have notifications?

  • Are all of you don't have notifications?

  • I'm calling you out right now.

  • I know you're all sitting there with your drinks, like for shame.

  • What's the point of even subscribing if you don't ring the bell?

  • And like the video by all the merchant watch Jack enjoying his time with his community.

  • He suddenly a father of 102,000,009 year olds.

  • What?

  • Oh, because Felix is gone.

  • Is that it?

  • Have I become the bastion of means now?

  • Um either Mean Father?

  • Also their 19 year olds, not nine year olds.

  • Okay, Were cop a complaint over here, sweetie pie goes on break and you're happy for him realizing that Jack could review beauty pie submissions while he's gone?

  • Is that it?

  • Should I do that?

  • Is that what we should do next?

  • That I'll do that for a video reviewing beauty by celebrated for him.

  • I'll do an episode of mean review on Dewie.

  • I don't know how those work.

  • I'll do that just for you.

  • 19 year olds who are left out in the Dan Felix is gone.

  • Sequestered all the way away.

  • Got all the way away from you.

  • I'm here, Jack.

  • Still here, Klum, We have means here.

  • Don't post bullshit, though.

  • Meantime, Irish, la y I mean, technically, yeah, it's all kind of the same sort of thing where you go to the subreddit.

  • You look at the stuff people are posting there.

  • It's not a bad thing.

  • The main takeaway with these types of Siri's is that I love interacting with the stuff that you guys are making.

  • I want to try and figure out more Siris where we can do that type of thing and actually look at what everybody's making and then show it off in a video.

  • And even though it might be just silly means now and then I saw that.

  • I still think it's nice down that somebody do do a three D model of my weight.

  • This looks fucking real.

  • Damn the Netherlands, Jack's Castle, Ireland.

  • This is insane.

  • Thank you so much.

  • This is incredible.

  • I can't believe Jack said The guy cast is so iconic in Minecraft that they made it in real life.

  • He also made the point.

  • You you made it look exactly like I wanted it to look in my head.

  • This is beautiful, like the pint of Guinness, and everything is an actual pint of Guinness.

  • I couldn't even write Guinness in the front of mine.

  • I know you could use banners, but then it would be really big and it would look fucking shit also, that's another thing we do on meantime that Felix doesn't do in his.

  • We swear over here it's great.

  • Don't tell YouTube because the de monetized me anyway, So just keep it on the town.

  • Could be our little secret.

  • I'm, like, selling swear drugs.

  • Urban Dictionary.

  • How did we get here?

  • Do you have 90 minutes?

  • No, that can't be real.

  • Do you have 90 minutes to go over the jacks?

  • Abdicating.

  • How did we get here?

  • Lifestyle, Comedy World tour It is.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You How did we get here?

  • Me?

  • Do you have 90 minutes?

  • I love that.

  • Anytime I've seen.

  • How did we get here on anything?

  • People keep tagging me in it now.

  • People who finished Minecraft and did all of the thing or it's like have all status facts and all potions and all that stuff all at once.

  • There's an achievement called How did we get here?

  • And every keeps tagging me in.

  • Every youtuber that's doing it must be so annoying for them to just get Commons of that constantly.

  • But damn it, that's my stamp on the world.

  • Do you have 90 minutes on Coca Cola?

  • Zero sugar.

  • Same great coke tastes now with a hint of added vanilla.

  • This is Pepsi, Max, my brother.

  • Fuck you.

  • Shit!

  • Head me.

  • Screw you, Mom.

  • Give me your phone.

  • It's really good.

  • Oh, my God.

  • We can all relate to that so much if your only child a lot of you might be thinking.

  • Man, I wish I had siblings when I grew up.

  • No, you don't.

  • Especially if you're the baby of the family.

  • Like I was a two older brothers.

  • Two older sisters, all shades.

  • Well, maybe it's something where it's like, Well, if you keep encountering assholes in your life, maybe you're the asshole.

  • Maybe I was just a little shit when I was younger.

  • I was absolutely a little shit.

  • When I was younger, I had a fucking mouth on me.

  • I was very, very quick witted.

  • Very funny and very talkative.

  • When I was younger, I never missed a opportunity to clap back.

  • And then there was the moment, right?

  • Clap back against my parents where they were, like, give me your thing.

  • And I'm like, no, like, Okay, we tried and then it never happened again.

  • You keep playing.

  • How?

  • I want my picture to look.

  • Okay?

  • How it actually, Can you believe this is the same person?

  • Can you believe the same person is in both of these pictures?

  • I know Ripley's.

  • Believe it or not, I'm no fooling.

  • Oh, somebody should post that in tow.

  • Our instagram reality Instagram versus reality.

  • What the books call this is like that mean where it's like taking pictures for Instagram and then taking pictures for my friends on Snapshot.

  • People still use Snapshot.

  • I tried it for like, a year, just with my friends.

  • And then I was like I could just text you.

  • I don't need fucking Snapchat.

  • It was more of an annoyance than it was a convenience.

  • But anytime I meet people out in the wild and they want a picture like 60% of them bring up Snapchat before they bring up their actual camera, you know, I know you can take it in snapshot and then save it.

  • You know, you just play a camera and do the same thing.

  • It's weird.

  • It's so weird.

  • I'm old and I don't get it.

  • I don't like it.

  • My face, when mom brings home the chicken nug ease is this My lineage?

  • Is this is what this is what I'm gonna be known for.

  • This stupid fucking face.

  • You know what?

  • This should be the new face.

  • Yeah.

  • Can we retire?

  • This one?

  • This is the face that always showed up for so many things and everyone used for me all the time.

  • Can we retire it and use this one instead?

  • Same energy.

  • Oh, my God, No, I could do it better.

  • Wait, Hold on.

  • Is that good?

  • It's like, what?

  • The denarius versus Thor like?

  • I mean, me gets a melee.

  • Kill everyone else on people.

  • It's good.

  • This is like when the dog could smell that.

  • You shit your pants before anyone else know.

  • Sparky.

  • No, Don't tell.

  • Give me a chance to change plates when they find you in proper.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's so good.

  • That's exactly what it's like.

  • Our are you?

  • This plant is like, No, I think he's just looking skin battle out of there.

  • That's amazing.

  • Oh, hi, Ms.

  • Problem.

  • I don't have a problem with the guys again.

  • Satan's got the right idea.

  • PM A.

  • Before you worship me or God, you need to worship yourself.

  • You under mental health?

  • Come first.

  • Then you can focus on sitting.

  • Wow, Satan that's so wholesome.

  • Thank you.

  • Thanks, Satan.

  • And yes, that's as silly as it is.

  • And as jokey a MIM it is.

  • It's actually really decent advice, not not even just for, like, religious reasons.

  • But you should learn to start loving parts of yourself or your whole self.

  • But let's face it, that's a hard thing to do.

  • So start moving parts of yourself was going at Rio deep.

  • Okay, I know we're not even 14 but let's jump into it.

  • One of the heart of the things that I had to learn in my life that I'm still learning is that to put more value in yourself, put more value in your own thoughts and your judgments and your opinions.

  • Not everyone's going to agree with them.

  • Not everyone's gonna think the exact same.

  • But that's the point.

  • Because even if you don't the believe in yourself, if you don't have low for yourself if you don't trust your own opinions and that stuff anyway, other people are still gonna have differing opinions.

  • So you might as well stick to your own guns on face differing opinions, then just going wishy washy with the crowd all the time anyway.

  • That's not to say that you should go completely against criticism at all.

  • That's not the same conversation.

  • But if you don't have any self worth for yourself, if you don't believe in yourself and you don't have your own values, other people will make that decision for you.

  • Dale, they'll project who you should be.

  • And if you don't stand your ground and stick up for yourself and have your own moral compass in your own values, which you will learn over time, other people will do that for you.

  • They'll align your values for you.

  • They'll tell you who you are and what you are.

  • You know what, Thanks, Satan.

  • That's great advice.

  • Also still not verified.

  • Tisk, tisk, Tisk.

  • I really couldn't have alcohol with every single drink.

  • Jax.

  • Irish ancestors.

  • Shame.

  • Don't get me wrong.

  • I like alcohol.

  • I'm not averse to alcohol.

  • I will drink it when I'm out.

  • My friends, I'm socializing and everything.

  • Put every sink drink.

  • It's too much.

  • I drank a lot when I was a teenager.

  • I did the whole parenting thing.

  • I went out and I got so hammered that I literally blacked out on I woke up the next morning with my big toe split in half with my shoes.

  • My socks too long covered in blood night.

  • No idea how it happened.

  • True story.

  • I needed that.

  • I wanted you dead again.

  • It's exhausting that I'm older, and now I get hangovers also.

  • You know what?

  • I don't have the metabolism of an 18 year old anymore.

  • I got to take care of myself.

  • Is getting way to Rio.

  • Okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Before you mean joke, Jack.

  • Oh, God.

  • The YouTubers Oh, God.

  • The fob Before Jesus Christ, there is so bad also.

  • Why is mine the only face that really looks like it belongs?

  • What abortion is this?

  • It's me, um Ringo Sta.

  • I mean, the YouTube Beatles didn't really actually talk like that.

  • I'm or doing like, a Simpson's rendition of them.

  • What you need to do with this mean stay with me now is that you need to take it.

  • You need to bring it out back and you need to shoot it and kill it and make sure that it never proliferates ever again.

  • Cool.

  • We got a deal, all right?

  • For those reasons I'm in, you are a hard level member if you see this.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's fucking with my eyes.

  • Oh, it's better if you stand further away.

  • You can see it better.

  • You can't see me better, but you could see the main better look at it.

  • Look at me.

  • It's the cat.

  • The cash.

  • That's like I was today years old.

  • When I found out that I was a hard level member.

  • Before that, it was like I think I am.

  • I hope people think that I'm a hard level member.

  • I hope that I have the MIM ology in my blood.

  • But until now, I never had scientific actual factual proof.

  • Thanks, gamers.

  • Oh, God, no.

  • Why?

  • Jack says he loves dirty bean water in the morning.

  • I just imagine this This is beyond cursed.

  • I love dirty beam water in beautiful, delicious, aromatic, strong flavored coffee.

  • Those beans that really get you up in the morning and get you off a night.

  • The most delicious of beverages.

  • The sweet nectar off the game or gods.

  • But not this.

  • Not like this.

  • I'm very curious to see how it would work, though an impossible choice for your favorite Irishman.

  • Dye your hair green again.

  • Or admit the Shawmut Claflin means are funny, You motherfucker!

  • Fine.

  • They're funny.

  • Laugh, Right, Sharma?

  • Classman.

  • Oh, I God!

  • What is that?

  • Sean McLaughlin know Lorne McGlockton.

  • Funny guys.

  • So glad that that was in our lives.

  • Anyone who picks blue to dye my hair green.

  • I'm gonna come to your house, okay?

  • Gonna come to your house and I'm gonna take away your mean privileges.

  • This is my literal version of hell.

  • Life is so hard on Title Goose game Lego set.

  • Could become really if you vote for it.

  • What?

  • Oh, my God, I wanted so badly.

  • Oh, my God.

  • So cute.

  • Project has already reached 1000 supporters at time of publishing, but it will need 10,000 total.

  • How much is that?

  • Now it's 5000.

  • 102 Go, gamers, go vote four on tidy goose game Lego I needed in my life.

  • I need it on my shelves.

  • I need it under my feet.

  • This is like I would gladly walk on their 771 days left.

  • I think we can do it.

  • It's halfway.

  • They're gonna make a suggestion.

  • Dough goose needs to be bigger or does it.

  • That's adorable.

  • Maybe you're, like the perfect time.

  • And now we have a new loading mean format.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm wearing the exact same hat.

  • Shit.

  • What could you possibly do with this format?

  • I love that it's taken with a fucking phone on a screen.

  • People saying loading cat is a dead mean me intellectual being intellectual like me being you don't know the biggest of thinker, Jack, stop making fun of my heights on my name.

  • Fans Keeps doing it, Jack.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Does this mean actually have legs?

  • And the teacher asked if you finish the homework.

  • Oh, God.

  • I fucking hated homework so goddamn much.

  • I was I wasn't the best in school.

  • I didn't get bad grades or anything, but I just I couldn't sit and focus and do the homework and just think about school all the time.

  • So and then when you had to come in to school the next morning and you tried some of the homework, but it was like guys do fucking smart for me.

  • I'm a fucking idiot.

  • You're like, Please give me.

  • And what did you get for number 12 and everything through 24 to 60.

  • Jack.

  • I couldn't have alcohol every drink.

  • His Irish ancestors got some really obscure means coming out today, all these things that I'm like I didn't even remember doing on.

  • Suddenly everyone's like new mean.

  • Jack does anything audience.

  • It's, meantime, my face trying to get a pop up like this.

  • Task failed, Successful called the look of confusion.

  • Also, I like that the loading icon kind of looks like the sea on the cloak.

  • Does new stuff a close friend dot com.

  • You can go get it right now.

  • The future was now, and we have a lot of actual cloaks for sale now, so you can go get them for yourself when the ice cube tray says, Do not refrigerator.

  • Yeah, because you don't refrigerate, you freeze it.

  • You don't make ice in the fridge.

  • You make it in the freezer.

  • Got to think Big Lee about the mean t as intellectual.

  • You wouldn't get me processing all the things that happened in the 1st 24 days of the year.

  • It has been almost a month already.

  • We're almost a month into 2020 already.

  • Where the fuck did the time go?

  • I was like Okay, I'll get onto all this stuff starting 2020 caf folk and wait something.

  • It's like it's the 24th God, I haven't done anything yet.

  • Teacher, what's 100 minus 31?

  • Me an intellectual night.

  • Oh, I feel bad that I didn't get it until I saw the Nice The Nice just gave me the answer that I needed because first of all, I was like, What is 100 minus 31 baby alone?

  • Okay, I make 40 highs.

  • I don't fucking make rockets and send them to the moon.

  • Simple math is what you need for that.

  • I'm the type of don't bastard who will be like 12 plus 16.

  • Focus that and take out my calculator Or do it on the calculator on my watch because I want to feel like a space man.

  • Yes, 69% nice.

  • You know, it's beautiful.

  • Beautiful about seeing 69%.

  • We flip it upside down.

  • It's still 69% c.

  • Check this fucker shit out.

  • There we go.

  • Percent 69.

  • That's big brain when I use slang terms, ironically, but I get so deep into the irony that I can't stop.

  • Why?

  • Oh my God, I had that so often I get so I'm such a fucking parrot that any time somebody says something that I think it's hilarious, I just repeated and repeated and repeated ironically most times.

  • And then I get so deep into it it's like I kept saying what your mo fuckers know about because I heard.

  • I can't remember where I heard it.

  • Everywhere I'm like.

  • That's so the opposite of the type of thing an Irish person would say but shot motherfuckers know about.

  • So I just start saying that Now we say it all the time.

  • I feel so called out by this meat.

  • Sadly, my friends, we've come to another app.

  • We come to the end of another episode of meantime.

  • I know I'm sad.

  • Stop, Stop the crying, everybody.

  • The reason that it's so side is because it was so great to begin with.

  • For you see, great sadness comes after something of great joy.

  • But never fear.

  • Because as I hated homework when I was younger, I'm gonna give you guys So Ugo some fun homework to do, which is a new mean template here.

  • Beautiful shadow Gaitan person up a new template off.

  • Why am I talking like this?

  • It's blank.

  • It's there for you.

  • Go.

  • You know I don't even open it up.

  • Bigly.

  • There you go.

  • Making just screen shot this and work away.

  • I'm some people Call me mean Jesus Bright.

  • That's a label that I love.

  • Some people say I'm a hero and in a lot of ways I don't agree with that, but in a lot of money, other ways I do.

  • Here you are.

  • You're mean for next week.

  • Go to the subreddit.

  • Jacks up the guy r r slash Jacks up the guy Join up.

  • We have 137,000 members right now, you and that will be our MIM for next week.

  • That will be something that I have challenged you to the phoniest Mim gets the highest honor off Jack's Attica.

  • Your name can go on the board for the next episode.

  • But until then, you sweet baby Mimi dreamers.

  • I will see you all next time.

meantime, it's time.

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