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  • Look, there's not too much to update you on.

  • But except to say this.

  • We are leaving Brexit behind tonight.

  • We're entering what's known as the transition period.

  • Now Alex has been studying up on what the transition period is, and right now, without hesitation, deviation or repetition, he's going to tell us exactly what is going on.

  • Taking away Alex.

  • So, obviously, is the one of us that comes in hungover most and listens at least on the perfect person to do this.

  • So welcome to transition in with May Alex Berger tired?

  • A little bit.

  • Big thing everyone is concerned about, of course, is traveling to the U.

  • Um, I'm going to get to Goto be for this summer just like this happy little fucker, Theo.

  • Good news is you could crack on for now, but once the transition's over, you might need visas.

  • So when British teenagers visit mag Alert and get asked the purpose of their visit, they will now have to write on a form to get chlamydia speaking.

  • Going abroad.

  • We've got to work out with the you how we catch criminals who flee and cross borders just like this Larry guy at the moment the police share data.

  • But if we don't agree deal.

  • It's absolutely open season.

  • Literally.

  • You can leave your DNA all over the shop.

  • I might even start my own cartel if you fancy joining.

  • Still, we gotta give him a big cash longer.

  • About 11 billion this year.

  • So basically, think of it as I slipping him a bit of a sweetener.

  • But we will be asking them not to spend it all on booze.

  • And in this trade deals loads of deals to be done.

  • Dale's what better person Every day is gonna be like black Friday.

  • Basically, Boris is gonna be doing the global equivalent of elbow in a pensioner to get a classmate TV.

  • And I bet he's done that before.

  • No.

  • So to summarize what will happen for the next year?

  • Well, without being too technical, Josh, pretty much fuck.

  • Oh, how you feeling about it all?

  • Well, I'm shocked that first of all, everyone else was described as a comedian apart from me as just living with that eye.

  • Isn't director better that I could Yeah.

  • Yeah, I will just point them and say nothing.

  • Um, I I'm mixed.

  • I make some sort of cautiously very depressed.

  • It's sort of all depends.

  • I mean, we have nothing good.

  • I just forgot the transition period.

  • You know, in the the old Road Runner cartoons when they run off a cliff.

  • Yes, a pause before they plummet to their deaths.

  • That's the transition period, Girls.

  • How are you feeling?

  • All right.

  • Yeah.

  • Be bored of it all.

  • It's been a learning process broke.

  • First of all, I think Brexit proves a lot of people are aboard with the political discourse in this country.

  • Yeah, I think the second thing is a lot of your grandma's and granddad's are much more racist.

  • Way ticket.

  • But if you want you right now, kids Jeff, now you did vote leave.

  • How are you feeling about everything tonight?

  • They won't leave.

  • I feel I just feel happy to be on this show.

  • A flock of somehow taken advantage of a diversity quota.

  • Straight white middle aged man.

  • I actually how are you feeling tonight?

  • Yeah, I'm just happy to see an end to dry January.

  • What?

  • So I'm going to ask what away?

  • One of the positives that are gonna come out of us.

  • I'm gonna start with you Jeff.

  • One of the positives that do you think that's gonna come out of us?

  • Living may.

  • Obviously, a lot of it is about democracy and trade and stuff like that.

  • But just on a personal level.

  • C getting a job, working about a lot of arguments.

  • John May had a few rows.

  • People say, Did you know what you were voting for?

  • Jeff, I'm not going there.

  • I gave it my best book.

  • The best argument I had was when someone said, What about Gibraltar?

  • Yeah, I'll be honest.

  • I didn't think about that's all way.

  • Might have to go to war with Spain.

  • I went good.

  • I think that's one way I've already got.

  • We've already got a sleeper cell.

  • That's all MIA pensioners out.

  • Good thing is, if they get captured and interrogated, they'll never black because never in the fucking language.

  • Theo Any positive?

  • Well, I Boris Johnson soldiers said he will get Brexit done, which in the eyes of Rex is gonna be quite short.

  • Yeah.

  • So how long is the Brexit the leaving?

  • Europe is a week, or that's that Sounds doable.

  • Yeah, God's river.

  • That's mad because what you're looking for, I mean, I'm very I think positive thing is that me and all my cousins are still here.

  • There's a definite vibe outside this London bubble that is gonna be like Avengers shit.

  • Gonna click their fingers, are meeting all the money.

  • We're gonna be gone.

  • So still here represented, I think, more than anything, we sort of have to lean into positivity.

  • But now I'm sort of lean away from hatefulness and just to try and find a way to be positive in some way, my ideal thing would.

  • And I think this would be a great, um, a great sort of project if we could make the next low, violent European.

  • So not just like braces people.

  • But we also what happened, Maura in low violence with more Irish people.

  • And it was a great show.

  • So I'm thinking more Germans Maur Italians into the villa because there's nothing that unites people Maur and horny young people.

  • Lovemore watching horny young people.

  • So that's what I think.

  • My watch This show theme Scottish Parliament has now voted for a second referendum and are keeping the you flag flying at some European.

  • Any piece of said that Scotland could join the on their own in the future and said they would quite keep a light on for Scotland.

  • I reckon it's like Scotland.

  • Basically, they're kind of weird year.

  • They just basically, I want to get their hand stamped out.

  • When you leave a nightclub, just you can come back in.

  • Meanwhile, a YouGov poll recorded the first majority for Scottish independence since 2015.

  • Armando, what do you think's gonna happen?

  • Everything we have to do much because I'm from Scotland or North Britain, as I think we just raising our I don't normally play up to Scottish stereotype, but I imagine Post Brexit Scott's just going through customs and people.

  • Could I see your pass it?

  • Fuck off.

  • You see, it's like, How do you think Island feels about all this?

  • I mean, it's been a tricky one for Ireland because the Northern Ireland is obviously hugely important on.

  • Yet no one's really seemed to care in Britain this last a couple years on dhe.

  • Now we've been left with this odd situation where and Northern Ireland have left the you as well, but they're still in, sort of like not the customs union, but sort of the customs Union on then, like your stuff.

  • Your imports and exports have to be checked at the border, but the border is invisible.

  • So that means, like you have to rely on people's trustworthiness, too.

  • Maybe declare that they should pay more on.

  • There's no way Irish people would ever be checking off to exploit house on.

  • Just imagine, like some large going there in the street where, like a washing machine in a dress on someone coming on going.

  • Hey, did you pay Jackson?

  • I like this.

  • This is my wife, sir.

Look, there's not too much to update you on.

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