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  • -Now, you can do your poker face when you're looking at this.

  • The acting starts now. -Oh, it's a toaster oven.

  • [ Laughing ] Oh, yeah.

  • -Okay. -Okay.

  • -Alright. -So...

  • inside my box...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, cool.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's interesting.

  • -Okay, so the audience has now seen it.

  • Oh.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Humming ]

  • So let's see.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Okay.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Oh.

  • Whoa.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's an everyday thing.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Here you go. This is where you make your choice, yeah.

  • [ Clears throat ]

  • -It's a, um...

  • It's an interesting thing.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • So, um... -What?

  • "It's an interesting thing."

  • In my box...

  • is what I assume to be...

  • shavings of a pickle...

  • in the shape of a welcome mat, a tiny welcome mat

  • for possibly a dollhouse.

  • -What is in my box is...

  • a bowl of chili frozen in gelatin.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I'm very familiar with this. -Okay.

  • -It's ice cream in a...

  • looks like a Houston Astros hat, a baseball --

  • upside-down baseball hat.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Why are you laughing?

  • Pumpkin with "pisghetti" on it.

  • -Spaghetti.

  • -Yeah, I wanted to see if you were acting.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -It is, um...

  • a Rubik's Cube inside jello.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Hmm.

  • [ Applause ]

  • So it's like a pencil sharpener type of thing.

  • Where, uh...

  • Where you put the pencils or whatever, you put a, uh --

  • you put a pretzel stick.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • In a dude's mouth.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It is... -A potato.

  • -Close. -Hmm.

  • -It is a plastic...

  • cup. -Mm-hmm.

  • -It's a plastic cup filled with beans.

  • Uh, baked beans.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It's a cup of beans.

  • -Wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • A vibrating jello mold of Jeff Goldblum.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -In my box was a very thick, red, gelatinous teddy bear

  • swaddled in a blanket with a Binky in its mouth.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -[ Laughs ] So it's a miniature hot tub.

  • -Oh, yeah, it's a porcelain -- It's a decent purchase.

  • It's something you get in "TV Guide."

  • You can order it in "TV Guide."

  • It's, like, from the Franklin Mint.

  • Yeah.

  • -It's a pepperoni pizza.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • You lie!

  • -You suck!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Oh, my gosh, is that Chewbacca? [ Laughs ]

  • You were right!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -Eat this, Jimmy Fallon!

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • [ Laughs ]

  • -I tell the truth.

  • -Oh!

  • I don't know what to do. I don't even know --

  • That's so bizarre, I didn't know how to make anything up.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Ah! What is that?

  • -It's weird, right?

  • -Beans, beans, beans!

  • Beans!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -How could I even lie?

  • After I saw this, how could I make up a lie about that?

  • Most insane thing I've ever seen in my life.

-Now, you can do your poker face when you're looking at this.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/04/05
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