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  • Good morning, John.

  • I just want to start off by saying to all the people who don't know about none pizza with left beef.

  • I'm here for you to bring you into the glorious new future you will experience within the next four minutes.

  • For those of us who know about non pizza with left beef, come along with me on this journey.

  • There are better things in the world that none pizza would left beef, but not very men.

  • It was October 2007.

  • A man goes to Domino's dot com, where they have introduced a new feature that allows you to order pizza without talking to a human being.

  • And so for cheese, this intrepid explore chose none and for sauce.

  • Likewise, he ventured none.

  • And yet, for beef, he chooses normal and he chooses left.

  • I don't know what the non normal choices were that websites gone now, and the good people of dominoes did the only thing they could do.

  • They cooked some pizza crust and just tossed some beef balls in their tumbler.

  • Also launched in 2007 I'll remind you that the iPhone also launched in 2007 and also logged brothers.

  • It was an important year thing that we often forget about Tumbler.

  • The thing that makes it really such a fantastic platform is that every time you re vlog and add something that itself becomes content in that piece of content in the future cannot be lost.

  • It becomes attached to and is carried through with that media on to all the other places it will go.

  • But this one says 10 years into the future, and I will still be laughing about this.

  • It's now 12 years in the future, and I am still laughing about that.

  • And then the final edition.

  • Someone orders none pizza with left beef, and the man of the dominoes calls her back, and he says, Ms, you can't do that but you can.

  • You can and you must.

  • I maintain that no one would ever call a Domino's and say, I want none Pizza with left beef.

  • You need the interface between you and the person making the pizza so that you don't feel this weirdness.

  • Similar vein.

  • A man recently ordered a cheeseburger and then took off all of the things until he was left with the cheese.

  • You cannot ask for and paying 99 cents for a cheese from a person.

  • It's not funny anymore.

  • It's only funny when you punch it into a screen and then you imagine that.

  • I think the person on the other end is also giggling a little bit, thinking, I guess I'm gonna make a cheese.

  • We will never again live in a world without none pizza and left beef.

  • And as long as I have neurons firing together, I will have neurons dedicated to the existence of none.

  • Pizza with left be anyway, John, I finished my book.

  • E Can't go outside.

  • Do a pizza, Miss Dancing.

  • There's a freak blizzard, Theo, But okay, I forgot one of the stinking shirts at home.

  • Oh my God, my friend guards the shirt that I forgot to bring to the park.

  • It's maybe my favorite one thinks.

  • Cole, I like this one, too.

  • That's nice.

  • That's very cool.

  • And yes, I finished a draft of my book and it's the biggest news of my year, and I didn't have time to talk about it because I was too busy talking about none pizza with left beef.

  • John, if you want to ask me questions about it.

  • I probably gonna be talking about on Thursday.

  • John, I'll see you tomorrow.

  • I mean, I hope the book's good, but it's not gonna be as good as none.

  • Pizza with left beef.

Good morning, John.

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