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  • (flute sound)

  • (laughing)

  • (flute sound)

  • - Hello and welcome to Mystery Tech.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Matt] It's so bad.

  • (laughing)

  • That's the worst.

  • - Wait, I need to be able to see here,

  • hold on, hold on.

  • (laughing)

  • Alright, what is even happening right now?

  • - I'm a villain for you to fight.

  • (upbeat music) (mumbling)

  • (game sound)

  • This like, some exercise band?

  • It's like your phone attaches here

  • and you wrap it around your arm,

  • this attaches to your feet?

  • - [Matt] Yeah.

  • - Stompai can transform your phone to live drummer,

  • who is always with you,

  • you only need two things to use it,

  • a smartphone and a mount,

  • install a application on your phone,

  • put the mount on your foot,

  • and you're ready to rock.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Wait, this actually could be okay, right?

  • - [Matt] Okay, you should not use--

  • (mumbling)

  • (laughing)

  • the (bleep) Z Flip.

  • (laughing)

  • - Yeah, of course I can use the Z Flip.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Ken] You picked the worst possible device.

  • - What's wrong with the Z Flip?

  • - [Matt] That thing is going to explode

  • - It'll be fine.

  • - the second you put it in that clip.

  • - So fine.

  • Okay, so, we're just gonna do this,

  • I'm sure it will be fine,

  • I just hit the bixby button,

  • okay, so that will be my toe,

  • and then my heel will be a snare.

  • - [Matt] No, your heel should be the bass drum,

  • the toe should be the snare.

  • - Okay, okay, okay.

  • - [Matt] That's how music works.

  • (drum sounds)

  • Toto museum,

  • is this a follow up from last episode

  • where you bought a very expensive Toto Washlet?

  • - [Ken] It is, I actually went to the

  • Toto Museum, as a part of Mystery Tech.

  • - [Matt] I can't help but notice,

  • in last Mystery Tech he threw an IPhone X,

  • but this he gingerly put down.

  • - Look, Ken cares about his (Roblox oof) okay?

  • - [Ken] I do, I do.

  • - Alright, so we have the Toto flats,

  • uh, toilet model,

  • what is this?

  • Why is this so heavy?

  • Oh, it's a little toilet.

  • Aw, that's pretty cool,

  • okay, all right,

  • it's even porcelain, alright.

  • Now, what is this?

  • Toilet chocolate,

  • is this just a chocolate toilet?

  • - [Ken] No, it's many chocolate toilets.

  • - That's a very strange museum,

  • so if you guys are not familiar,

  • Toto is probably the toilet bidet maker of Japan,

  • it is certainly one of the more popular ones,

  • you'll see them around,

  • if you look for the brand of your toilet.

  • Individually wrapped little toilets,

  • how much was all of this?

  • - [Ken] I probably spent about

  • $30 on all of that together.

  • - Perfectly reasonable. You know what?

  • Can I just give you some rare acclaim here?

  • We're three items into a Mystery Tech,

  • and you've only wasted like 70 bucks, 80 bucks?

  • Wait, no no no no no,

  • don't you dare try to grab something expensive right now,

  • and try to make me feel bad,

  • I'm trying to give you a compliment,

  • this is a solid job of not wasting too much money on Amazon.

  • (groans)

  • You know what? This can wait,

  • I'm gonna enjoy myself a toilet.

  • - [Matt] Don't like that.

  • - Glad your report does not taste like (bleep)

  • (slam)

  • Why does this thing look so stupid?

  • I'm going to take a guess and say

  • this was not cheap,

  • Ken, did you or did you not spend over $120 on this?

  • - [Ken] It was $100,

  • so a relative bargain by your standards.

  • - No, no, because this is a Lion King toy,

  • and I am a grown ass man.

  • Okay.

  • - [Ken] We got veterinarian extraordinaire

  • Dr. Austin Evans in the house.

  • (laughing)

  • Just mauling Simba. - Excellent.

  • - [Matt] Can confirm, that's how

  • they neuter animals, they just rip it.

  • - Jesus Matt.

  • - [Matt] You're the one who's doing it.

  • - That one goes down, down,

  • and then I'm assuming up, up, yeah.

  • - [Ken] This is like the most

  • (beep) biology class ever.

  • - Look man, everyone needs some

  • energy in life, Simbas got his,

  • I don't actually know how to turn it on though,

  • I put batteries in it.

  • Oh, there's an on.

  • - [Ken] Oh, let me guess.

  • (laughing) (mumbling)

  • - Look, this is his power button,

  • right here, okay?

  • That's his power button.

  • - [Simba] Roar, roar,

  • let me hear your roar.

  • - [All] Roar.

  • - [Simba] Whoa, not bad.

  • - This thing's actually kind of smart.

  • - [Ken] He gives you more compliments than we do.

  • - [Simba] I know, huh?

  • - What?

  • (laughing)

  • - [Ken] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Simba] Hakuna Matata.

  • (laughing)

  • - Nerf Blaster Scooter?

  • Are we 12 again, cause this is awesome,

  • wait, wait, I just realized what I just said,

  • the Blaster Scooter,

  • aw, hell yeah.

  • (upbeat music)

  • (flute sound)

  • Ah! Ah!

  • Sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot,

  • if you can actually,

  • Ah!

  • You got me in my neck Matt,

  • he keeps trying to pull the dart out,

  • and it doesn't do a good job,

  • like it keeps getting stuck.

  • (laughing)

  • OW!

  • Not helpful.

  • (scooter sounds)

  • Whoa!

  • Yes, it works.

  • (laughing)

  • (scooter sounds)

  • - [Matt] That's not how scooters work.

  • (laughing)

  • (breathing heavily)

  • (laughing)

  • - [Matt] So, what have we learned today?

  • - Well, we've learned that Nerf is fun,

  • and that this is still not going to be any

  • tech in Mystery Tech this week.

  • (mumbles)

  • What the--

  • (laughing)

  • Don't come at me like that man,

  • what are we doing with our lives?

  • Right now, Oh God, it's so much worse,

  • so much worse.