Name: Jesse Eisenberg’s Quarantine Necessities - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-04-04T08:22:40.000Z
Duration: 4 min 58 s
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Would have you tried to stock up on as best you can.

I I mean, we went to a station to buy paper towels, and there were two rolls, and I felt so guilty taking both.

So I just took one, and I came back into the RV and my wife said, What the hell you doing?

Get the other roll of paper towels, I said.

And she said, No one's going to a gas station for paper towels?

And I realized that's like a good adage, tohave in an otherwise chaotic time.

So did you go back and buy the other role?

Um, well, I think that's noble, that you decided to take both roles.

Any indulgences that you've stocked up on.

I was trying to actually before, and I was trying to gain weight for a movie, and I was eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's, uh, fudge Brownie.

You can't see, but I just referenced where the microwave this and, uh, and I did find I found wind at a gas station, so I ate it that night.

I should have reckoned, you know, Please explain to me you microwave it for five seconds to get it just a little bit soft, right?

But if it's soft, it just feels like, you know, chicken soup or something more.

You have made these very well known movies the zombieland movies, about surviving in a situation somewhat like the one we have now.

We're not being chased by zombies, but we are, you know, battling an invisible foe.

We're all trying to take care of ourselves.

Did you learn anything of any of your zombie land skills?

Been useful at all to you during this pandemic?

No, no, It turns out it turns out, uh, it's just a funny movie.

Yeah, just a fun movie and a late sequel.

Only thing like character has pure well with him.

I'm and uh, even like said it joke in the first movie about pure l.

I don't even know if it was in the script.

So if if I made the joke, then I in some way enhanced that brand.

And now I can't seem to find a pure oh, anywhere.

And, uh, not one rule that I have been helpful is now Ah, practical impossibility.

Yeah, there is no pure ao I bought expensive.

Other night, which turns out, is just it just tones the skin.

I thought, Oh, this is alcohol I can use.

I had the pint of ice cream and I thought I need some hand sanitizer.

Worst case scenario had better pores, and it turns out this case scenarios.

Yes, I know that when my wife is coming in the RV.

It sounded to me like you're sitting on his hands in a hyper shit.

And then he just said he just repeated because yes, yes, Mrs.

And the recap Jesse Eisenberg is trapped in an RV with his wife and son in law Kansas.

The valve that allows him to get rid of the excrement in the RV now functioning.

 You sound like the character on, like, a drama after a commercial break way. 

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Jesse Eisenberg’s Quarantine Necessities - CONAN on TBS

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