Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Do you want me to get into my honeymoon? Please? Look. So thing was that when people and I wrote this book, people thought he was getting a little lavender sort of scented memoir. And I said, Well, action Fred's no gave me. And then everybody said, I'm gonna buy it for my mother. Andi, I said, Well, I'm not sure I do have your mother's broadminded. I've sent it to my father's are broad minded. Anyway, Colin, I had the most fantastic wedding, and Hoke wise treated a son. There were three tense three. I had three wedding cakes on Tony. Student took my wedding protocols. My father rather rudely called him Turn your snapshot on any way that I was having had this amazing wedding. Wonderful wedding dress on way. We're going to Paris for my honeymoon on we arrived ability late at night at the Lottie Hotel on Dhe went up to the I imagine that's a bridal suite. What delay Darwin deceive. That was my honeymoon. I mean, what I'm longing for a night of passion, Theo. And then the next day we spent looking. We went to the movies or something on Gary said, and then I said, Well, I've got a great treat for you, so I was happy. It's real. I thought dinner at the Ritz. You know, I put on my best dress. I don't think we got into the car and I didn't bother to Seattle the rich miles away. But off we went to the ID skirt, and we stopped at this really seedy hotel. I hot sank up. We went to this room and there were two seats. They were They were wingback velvet seats, As I said, and on the bed to really disgusting people making love about, I think back in my chair, I simply didn't want to look at Colin What they kept on saying, Would you like to join me? Oh, it is very kind of you. I really didn't know New Thank you on a bench. Thank God they finished. Theo left the room. And I just say to Connie, I think calling why you took me so I thought it might, you know, I was a virgin. I mean, we never made love because he used to go off to a brothel yet about your knee. Oh, so I think it was safe to say Colin was a colorful character. Miss an all new episode of The Graham Norton show, Fridays at 11 on Catch Up Now.