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  • Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel

  • So, as you know, a couple of weeks ago, it was my birthday

  • And... normally I don't really do anything too exciting for my birthday

  • I just spend it at home

  • I like just... chilling and relaxing really

  • I'm not much of a party person

  • But... because I'm back in Japan this year

  • I figured I would gather all my friends together

  • For something a little... different

  • And... exciting lol

  • And as I was thinking of places to go

  • I remembered a day about 4 years ago when I was scrolling through videos on YouTube

  • And I came across this gem on my friends channel

  • DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK

  • Ahhhhgahhhhh yes!

  • Ahh

  • Gahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!

  • Naturally I vowed to visit Kagaya Bar for my next birthday party

  • And that didn't happen

  • But now it's 4 years later and... we made it happen this year lol

  • And I'm so glad we did because...

  • It was the most ridiculous night of my entire life

  • Thank you so much to all my friends that came out to celebrate my birthday

  • And those of you that cancelled when you saw the place we were going to

  • And it was a bit too much for you

  • I do not blame you whatsoever lol

  • When you watch back this video

  • You're probably gonna feel like you made the right choice

  • We're outside of Kagaya Bar right now and I don't really know how I feel about it

  • I'm slightly terrified

  • Seeing Chris' video and it was...

  • A little traumatizing

  • Oh f*ck

  • This is ridiculous hahaha

  • So when you walk into the bar

  • It just looks like your typical Japanese izakaya

  • It's not too big

  • There's a little old Japanese lady in the back, cooking

  • Really nothing out of the ordinary

  • But things start to get weird...

  • Realllllly quickly

  • Now start now

  • Yes yes okay! hahaha hahaha

  • At this point I should probably warn you guys that you shouldn't continue watching this video

  • If you are easily offended or if you have young children around

  • But, otherwise, please enjoy!

  • AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oh oh oh oh

  • (the f*ck)

  • Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

  • DUN DUN!!

  • AAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • *monkey noises*

  • Ho ho ho ho

  • It's...

  • Fun?

  • So the owner of this bar goes by the name Mark Kagaya

  • And the story is that his family has been in the alcohol business for almost a century now

  • And when he inherited this bar from his parents in the 80's

  • He decided he wanted to do something...

  • "Original" with it lol

  • You'll soon see what I mean by "original"

  • Okay power on

  • PEW

  • Five

  • Four

  • Three

  • Here it comes

  • You ready for this?

  • Nope lol

  • Go to Chris

  • Chris AHHH

  • Are you okay?

  • Are you okay Chris?

  • Are you okay?

  • Are you okay Chris?

  • Are you okay?

  • So depending on what drink you order you get a different performance

  • So if you get beer

  • You get performance that's based around England?

  • If you get a whiskey, it's something from China

  • DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SEX SEX!!!!!

  • SEX!!

  • Who got the whiskey?

  • That's me coke and whiskey

  • He he ha

  • It's just like England

  • It's just what I expected England to be like

  • The whole night was full of just ridiculous surprises that you wouldn't expect

  • It's kind of like going to Disneyland

  • (I have no idea what he's saying)

  • AHH AHH AHH~~~~~~~~

  • psht

  • I'm slightly aroused

  • But...

  • Mostly terrified

  • There's absolutely nothing about food written on the menu

  • It's just... a collection of strange stories that don't make any sense

  • And each one has a different price under them

  • But the worst part is...

  • Is that they refuse to serve you unless you sing your order

  • Bang meeeeeeeeeeeee~

  • You know what I'm talking abooouuuut~

  • HAHAHA

  • Don't know what to expect really

  • Guess we'll see

  • And apparently you need to sing like you really want it

  • Or else they won't give you anything

  • But luckily, singing talent wasn't a factor lol

  • And Norm and I's horrible singing...

  • Was rewarded with some really nice Japanese dishes

  • We had no idea what to expect but they came out with about 6 or 7

  • Home-cooked style Japanese dishes that I really enjoyed

  • If you only have time for one round of drinks and one performance

  • I highly recommend ordering America

  • It's probably the most intense out of the bunch

  • DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

  • YEAH!

  • AHHHHH

  • DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

  • DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

  • Soft-ry touching Dick

  • Soft-ry touching Dick

  • Soft-ry touching Dick

  • DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK!

  • How much have I had to drink?

  • How much of this is real?

  • Thank you!

  • Thank you

  • Thank you very much! Thank you

  • How about you Elon? How are things holding up?

  • He's enjoying himself, clearly

  • We were lucky in there were a bunch of other customers in the bar while we were there

  • So we got the chance to see lots of other performances that we didn't order ourselves

  • I didn't get to see all the countries but out of the ones we did see my second recommendation would probably be France

  • Because you get a souvenir to take home with you

  • Oohhh!

  • Oh thank you

  • Thank you

  • It's actually pretty good

  • It's actually pretty nice

  • smh

  • Muah!

  • Watching the reactions of the other customers in the store throughout the night was probably one of my favorite parts of the whole experience

  • At one point this group of 6 salarymen came in

  • And they sat down in the corner

  • And as soon as they were...

  • "Delivered" their menu

  • They all looked like utterly horrified and they like...

  • Talked a bit to the little old lady in the back

  • I'm assuming they were apologizing

  • This isn't what they expected

  • AHHHHHHHHHahhhEGGGGGHHHH EHHHHH

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think it's so hilarious that people find this place

  • Like just by walking down the street and they come in

  • Expecting a regular izakaya

  • This right here pretty much summarizes the evening

  • He loves Dick

  • He does love Dick

  • If you come back you definitely need to invite me again

  • It's so good

  • Darling I love you

  • Much better than the French classes we got in elementary

  • I think I learned something tonight

  • French Andy

  • Did you have a nice night tonight?

  • Oh Perfect night

  • For Peter

  • For Peter

  • Oh for you

  • Honestly this was the best birthday party ever

  • What more could I ask for lol

  • This was probably one of my most memorable experiences in Japan

  • If you are up for a little bit of crazy fun

  • I highly recommend Kagaya Bar

  • The only problem is it's quite popular

  • They've had lot of coverage online and on TV

  • So lots of people know about it

  • And the tables are almost always full

  • So if you do wanna go

  • Do make a reservation in advance

  • I was able to find a way to do it online so I'll link the website that I used to make a reservation down below in the description box

  • If you guys can read a little bit of Japanese you should be able to figure that out

  • And you could even do it from overseas if you want, if you're planning a trip to Tokyo and...

  • You wanna make this part of your itinerary lol

  • I honestly highly recommend it

  • It was so much fun

  • What you see in my video is pretty much what you get

  • If you end up getting some of the performances that we didn't get to see that night

  • Please tell me what was involved in them in the comments

  • I would love to hear more

  • I hope you guys enjoyed this video and you weren't horribly offended lol

  • Thank you so much for watching

  • And I will see you again very soon

  • Byeeee!~

Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel

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