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  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • WE'RE BACK FROM A COMMERCIAL BREAK.

  • THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, WE TALKED ABOUT LIVERPOOL.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: AND PREMIERLY.

  • YES.

  • >> Stephen: THAT HAS BEEN CANCELED NOW.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU HANDLING THAT.

  • >> POSTPONED.

  • NOT CANCELED YET.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

  • >> IT MEANS THEY'VE HIT PAUSE ON THE LEAGUE.

  • THEY COULD UNPAUSE IT IN JUNE SOME TIME.

  • IF THEY CAN GET IT GOING BY JUNE, THEY MIGHT FINISH THE

  • LEAGUE.

  • >> Stephen: IF THEY DON'T AND IF THAT IS IT, AND I DON'T WANT

  • TO UPSET YOU, IF THAT IS IT, WHERE WILL LIVERPOOL IN THEIR

  • PATH TOWARD VICTORY?

  • WERE THEY LEADING?

  • >> THEY WERE.

  • I THINK YOU KNOW THIS, I THINK THEY WERE LEADING, YES, THEY

  • WERE LEADING.

  • THEY WERE AT THE TOP OF THE LEAGUE.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW.

  • >> THEY WERE ABOUT TO WIN THE FIRST LEAGUE TITLE IN 30 YEARS.

  • >> Stephen: CAN YOU JUST SAY?

  • CAN YOU JUST SAY THEY'RE CHAMPIONS?

  • >> Stephen: YES, CAN YOU JUST SAY THEY'RE CHAMPIONS AT THIS

  • POINT?

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: UNTIL SOMEONE TAKES THE PAUSE BUTTON OFF.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT.

  • A CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN FROZEN LIKE HANS SOLO.

  • JUST NEARLY, SO NEARLY.

  • >> Stephen: MM-HMM.

  • WELL, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO?

  • WHO'S THE FIRST PERSON YOU WANT TO RUB UP AGAINST WHEN YOU GET

  • OUT OF ALL THIS?

  • WHEN THIS IS OVER AND YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO TOUCH ANOTHER HUMAN

  • BEING, WHO YOU'RE NOT SURE IS STERILE, WHO DO YOU WANT IT TO

  • BE?

  • >> I GUESS NOT ANYONE YOU KNOW.

  • THAT'S THE THRILL, ISN'T IT?

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • OMEONE YOU KNOW IS THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE SOME IDEA OF

  • TOUCH THERE.

  • I GUESS YOU WANT TO WALK UP TO A STRANGER IN THE STREET AND RUB

  • YOUR HAND ACROSS THEIR FACE.

  • >> Stephen: THERE'S GOING TO BE GREAT RUBBING OF PARTS WHEN

  • THIS IS OVER.

  • NO SEX, JUST RUBBING.

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT, IT WILL BE THE ICONIC IMAGE TO END THIS WON'T

  • BE LIKE THE TIMES SQUARE KISS, IT'S GOING TO BE TWO STRANGERS

  • WITH THEIR HANDS ON EACH OTHERS' FACES, RUBBING IT.

  • >> Stephen: JOHN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

  • DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER SHOW THIS WEEK?

  • >> YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • WELL, ALL RIGHT.

  • TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS LIKE ME JUST REMINDING

  • YOU YOU'RE GETTING EXECUTED OR SOMETHING.

  • I DO, YEAH...

  • >> I CAN JUST HEAR MY PRODUCERS GOING THROUGH THE ZOOM AGAIN,

  • JUST RELAX.

  • JUST RELAX.

  • THERE'S A WIRE THAT SHOULD GO INTO THE BACK TO HAVE THE

  • CAMERA.

  • IS IT IN THERE?

  • IS IT PLUGGED INTO THE WALL?

  • THEN PLUG IT INTO THE WALL.

  • >> Stephen: STAY SAFE AND STERILE.

  • >> ALWAYS.

  • I WAS STERILE BEFORE THIS.

  • >> Stephen: GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR DOG AND

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS.

  • >> I CAN'T WAIT TO RUB MY HAND IN YOUR FACE.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S A DATE.

  • LAST WEEK TONIGHT AIRS SUNDAYS ON H.B.O.

  • THAT MAN WAS JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • YES, YES, YES...

>> Stephen: OKAY.

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