Name: John Oliver: I Can't Wait To Rub My Hand In Your Face
Uploaded: 2020-03-31T17:25:42.000Z
Duration: 3 min 12 s
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THE LAST TIME WE WERE TOGETHER, WE TALKED ABOUT LIVERPOOL.

>> IT MEANS THEY'VE HIT PAUSE ON THE LEAGUE.

IF THEY CAN GET IT GOING BY JUNE, THEY MIGHT FINISH THE

>> Stephen: IF THEY DON'T AND IF THAT IS IT, AND I DON'T WANT

TO UPSET YOU, IF THAT IS IT, WHERE WILL LIVERPOOL IN THEIR

I THINK YOU KNOW THIS, I THINK THEY WERE LEADING, YES, THEY

>> THEY WERE ABOUT TO WIN THE FIRST LEAGUE TITLE IN 30 YEARS.

>> Stephen: YES, CAN YOU JUST SAY THEY'RE CHAMPIONS AT THIS

>> Stephen: UNTIL SOMEONE TAKES THE PAUSE BUTTON OFF.

A CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN FROZEN LIKE HANS SOLO.

WELL, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO?

WHO'S THE FIRST PERSON YOU WANT TO RUB UP AGAINST WHEN YOU GET

WHEN THIS IS OVER AND YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO TOUCH ANOTHER HUMAN

BEING, WHO YOU'RE NOT SURE IS STERILE, WHO DO YOU WANT IT TO

OMEONE YOU KNOW IS THERE'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE SOME IDEA OF

I GUESS YOU WANT TO WALK UP TO A STRANGER IN THE STREET AND RUB

>> Stephen: THERE'S GOING TO BE GREAT RUBBING OF PARTS WHEN

>> THAT'S RIGHT, IT WILL BE THE ICONIC IMAGE TO END THIS WON'T

BE LIKE THE TIMES SQUARE KISS, IT'S GOING TO BE TWO STRANGERS

WITH THEIR HANDS ON EACH OTHERS' FACES, RUBBING IT.

>> Stephen: JOHN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT IS LIKE ME JUST REMINDING

YOU YOU'RE GETTING EXECUTED OR SOMETHING.

>> I CAN JUST HEAR MY PRODUCERS GOING THROUGH THE ZOOM AGAIN,

THERE'S A WIRE THAT SHOULD GO INTO THE BACK TO HAVE THE

>> Stephen: GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR DOG AND

>> I CAN'T WAIT TO RUB MY HAND IN YOUR FACE.

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