Name: The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Monologue, Steve Higgins Checks In)
Uploaded: 2020-03-31T07:22:19.000Z
Duration: 6 min 54 s
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-Hey, guys. Welcome back to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

I want to thank you guys so much for watching our show.

from around -- not just the country, but the world.

that you're choosing to watch us to -- to make you laugh

and kind of give you a little ease in the tense times.

that wanted to help us out in raising money.

Get ready for this, guys. This is big news.

They're going to match this week up to a hun--

to our neighbors at State Farm for doing that.

and we'll be talking about this this whole week

I hope everyone who stayed at home had a --

We -- You can show what we did, Frannie, right?

And so I thought what would be fun is that

we could use it as -- almost like a desk,

talking about her new documentary airing on Oxygen

which is really awesome that she's doing that.

Then we're gonna talk to music superstar Jon Bon Jovi,

who is doing amazing stuff with JBJSoulKitchen.org --

that is his charity that he's talking about today.

and, also, his new song that you can sing with him through.

Then we have great music from OneRepublic.

Brand-new song from them from their home.

to do some monologue jokes now, so let's get going.

Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

they're offering every American one free Doritos Locos Taco.

"not what we need during a national toilet paper shortage."

where everyone will be trapped by a smart monitoring system,

and residents will need permission to leave their homes,

Some sports news -- the Wimbledon tennis tournament

is the next big sporting event that will be canceled.

just listen to the quarantined couple next door who won't stop.

which makes sense, since they're both places

where users have no idea how to mute themselves.

Listen to this -- I heard that a lot of people

are doing virtual sessions with their therapists,

When the doctor says, "How's your relationship?"

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The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Monologue, Steve Higgins Checks In)

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