I'm Alan's understudy, Sean Hayes.

I fill in for her when she's busy or needs a day off, or I push her down the stairs.

I'm glad to be hosting today.

It's the first day of spring, and I love this time of year.

The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming.

Pretty soon, it'll be mating season for the Kardashians.

And, of course, it's Girl Scout cookie season.

How many of you love Girl Scout cookies back there?

So good?

I love them.

I'm always worried, though, that I'm eating too many of them bythe called Thin Men.

So I'm sure they're good for you.

And it's so adorable the way they sell them.

You know, Phil, from accounting walks up to your desk and goes here.

My niece.

I want you to buy these.

I mean, how can you say no to that cute face?

But I love Girl Scout cookies.

I do that ever since I was a little boy was always my dream to be a Girl Scout.

So this week I went to Gilson Supermarket with Troop 37 86 to help them sell cookies.

Here's what happened.

Okay, guys, let me Is this where we stand?

So we just stand, like right here.

Stand right here.

So, guys, I've been in this business a long time, and I think the main thing to remember is ABC, right.

A always B B c selling always be selling, right?

Wait.

You guys know I am?

No.

Did you know my name?

Because people I feel like so out of place with you.

Can you wait two seconds while I go change?

Okay, I'll be right back.

Okay, guys, this is so much better, isn't it?

I think I have more patches than you guys.

E I have 39.

Wait.

Three point is I want So anyway, teaching the oath.

I've always wanted another oath.

Wait.

Excellent.

So what is the highest rank in Girl scouts?

That's cool.

Do you have one?

You know, because I'm a gold star gay.

Here we go.

Ready?

Okay, guys, listen up.

Work selling Girl Scout cookies.

There's only about 75,000 boxes left way, Ma'am.

Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies today?

Later.

Where you going?

You come back later.

You promise?

Like I take one of Simone.

Please.

Yeah, that's the only one.

Bloomberg One.

Okay, What's your favorite?

My favorite?

No, not asking you.

Oh, you're getting Wow.

It's gonna be a whole night.

Okay, great.

If you want me to sign it, your money can't really afford to have a beer.

Great, I think.

How are you?

What would you like?

Well, the Thin Mints.

You know, you keep in the freezer forever from 1997.

My beer, all their fathers drink.

It's fun.

Hi.

Would you like to buy some cookies?

Wonderful.

Would you like me to just make sure you're okay?

Yeah.

Just not sure this is going.

You like It took you to find out more about the girl Scouts.

Go to girl scott dot org's.

And if you'd like to find out more about me, go to NBC dot com slash Will and grace.