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  • OK, Boomers welcome back to the Wiki mansion ring the Pirate cove written.

  • And I was gonna wear my Luigi shirt that Nintendo sent me along with the hat.

  • But it's a large and I'm like, Yeah, when you look at this, do you think large?

  • I don't want her to be offended or complimented.

  • Yes, I am gigantic Nintendo.

  • I am the biggest guy you've ever seen that wrong button me?

  • God almighty!

  • Get your head out of your arse.

  • Come here, little balls.

  • Okay.

  • Don't come here, then.

  • Whatever.

  • Oh, now you come here.

  • 10 little treasure on it, though.

  • You got any more money for me?

  • You do see, that's a lesson.

  • Sometimes in life, you just gotta keep on soccer.

  • You have to suck for a really long time.

  • And then the good stuff happens.

  • No, Got a mighty My depth perception is all playing this game dead.

  • Oh, yeah, I did it.

  • Oh, I was gonna say Luigi impression on point.

  • You don't need to say it yourself.

  • I will take the compliment anyway, I know you were thinking it this entire series.

  • You were like, Wow, that's good, Jack.

  • Voice.

  • Luigi Yes.

  • Yes, I did.

  • That's why I'm playing the game so I could show off my talent.

  • You know, on the money down there Aiken has Right?

  • Maybe I should keep doing this secret money hole.

  • Everybody has one.

  • I can't get this morning, though.

  • Oh, there's a pipe.

  • I see a pipe.

  • Where is the other end of the pipe?

  • They pulled the whole boat apart.

  • What's inside?

  • Oh, pirate or G 00 Okay.

  • Looks like a face.

  • It's photos door.

  • I'd like to go to his Frode or anybody else.

  • Get that stick in their head for ages.

  • Thanks to that boat in your way.

  • It doesn't look like you could go any further.

  • What is the boat even doing here?

  • There.

  • Hey, Good timing, though.

  • Could you come back to the lab?

  • Something has been.

  • Something has happened.

  • Details later.

  • So glad.

  • Okay, I'm ready.

  • Okay.

  • Bye.

  • Bye.

  • Shut up.

  • Um, I always an upgrade Time.

  • Do I get dust?

  • Epic upgrade.

  • I better.

  • I haven't had an upgrade in ages.

  • I'm due one.

  • Luigi's been putting in a lot of work.

  • He needs a promotion.

  • He's a hard working boy.

  • That's a little cute.

  • It's just me.

  • You guys freak Luigi, because I would God.

  • Such a beauty pie joke.

  • I spit all over my maker for no, it's going to rise anyway.

  • Come on, Elevator.

  • I don't got all day.

  • Time is money and so is this game, and Luigi needs it.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Oh, I could just use the virtual boot.

  • Get back, can't I?

  • Thick?

  • I keep forgetting about that.

  • Stop yelling at me in the comments.

  • If you yell at me in the comments even once, then my mom's going to write a strongly worded letter to your mom.

  • And even if you're an adult, that's just gonna hurt because it hurts means.

  • See, he says, Luigi.

  • That's why I say it.

  • Everyone's like Jack.

  • It's pronounced Luigi.

  • I know it's a fucking joke.

  • I'm sorry I yelled at you.

  • I told you should hurts, Louis.

  • I've been waiting for you, but I always pronounce things wrong in games for the sake of phone.

  • Anyway, there's one told missing right.

  • There's nothing I mentioned.

  • You see, Toad has a strong cocaine addiction, and he went sniffing a time.

  • I was actually thinking about further modifying your protocols.

  • Goo.

  • You know, I was confident.

  • That apparent I needed modified boarding school.

  • So I told.

  • Go look for it.

  • Why did you have the idiot go look for it?

  • All he's good at is being flung out of a vacuum and bouncing his head off the walls.

  • You shouldn't send him out.

  • He's gonna die.

  • Come on.

  • Look at this.

  • No heat.

  • It's footage from a camera I give toe.

  • He's not dead again, is he?

  • You know what?

  • You realize that he got trapped in a painting before?

  • Well, I know where that is.

  • Oh, God.

  • I just came from that floor.

  • Okay, That was the room I couldn't do anything in.

  • Okay?

  • He fucking cute, it seems.

  • Told was attacked by a ghost of the place with Frank was taking.

  • Listen, Louis, this footage is a clue.

  • You'll have to use one in the footage structure toda I carried very fast, but above all else you simply must bring me that part.

  • My invention is at stake.

  • You obviously agreed that this is a mission.

  • What?

  • Most bored by E t.

  • Uh, E c.

  • There's nothing to buy in here.

  • Come on down.

  • T e God!

  • Store of shit.

  • If you want to piss your money away on nothing there looking over there.

  • Okay.

  • I'll buy some of these, though, because they did come in handy.

  • Also, Nintendo all right, is pop a squat for a second time to pull up a chair because Dad's about to put his pants on and give you a fucking talk.

  • Why not just have me defeat the engineer, the mechanic guy?

  • It makes perfect sense that the mechanic would have a parent for your Poulter ghost and then give me that part.

  • And then suddenly I can take Have me go through.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I'm not to talk to a Nintendo on how to do their fucking job.

  • Ah, here was it.

  • Those B two have we go through the boiler works level, show areas of the level that can't be accessed because I need an upgrade.

  • Obvious upgrade.

  • Then go defeat the boss.

  • And then on the way back through the level after defeating the basket, the upgrade on the way back to the level I get to go through all that those areas is that I happen to go get up to the new floor, then have a call, then go back down, then come back to Boiler works.

  • You know, wasting my time here.

  • Nintendo Louise has got a lot of money to be making now.

  • But you're lucky.

  • The dish.

  • It's cute.

  • It's not cute.

  • Oh, get sucked Press right?

  • Putting this time I didn't try and punch him again.

  • Also, people have pointed out that Thea are Yeah, they're perfect.

  • The Sno balls to come out.

  • Or pearls.

  • That's right.

  • They're worth so much money.

  • That makes a lot more sense.

  • I, on the other hand, I'm still going to call them snowballs.

  • And if you can't deal with that, that I'm sorry.

  • In fact No, I'm not sorry.

  • I'm not gonna apologize for me living my life the way one for me living my truth.

  • Who in here?

  • Why was that moving?

  • Is there a ghost in there?

  • Hernia, ghost and everything here.

  • I knew it.

  • There a ghost.

  • Give me that.

  • Give me on 12 combo.

  • Fuck about Luigi.

  • You're gonna pop out of this one.

  • I got him.

  • Gotta move.

  • Money!

  • Money!