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  • Hey.

  • Hello.

  • I've reviewed every single reddit there is on the planet except one.

  • It was right ahead of me.

  • All along means the sub ready.

  • I just never touched this cause I assume it's awful, but prove me wrong.

  • Okay?

  • Prove me wrong.

  • Let's get into this.

  • Me close my cat by name.

  • My cat doesn't give a fuck Freak me.

  • My cat.

  • Damn it!

  • That's actually really funny.

  • My boyfriend said, Oh, my God.

  • My cat looks like baby.

  • Oh, then I look over insurance Wasn't.

  • Of course it's can't jokes.

  • I don't know what else we expected here, but it's still funny, All right?

  • I don't even like cats, but they make me life.

  • Me.

  • Never thought I'd end the decades tied by side with the girlfriend.

  • My crushed.

  • What about it?

  • With how about that?

  • I expected a train wreck, but it I'm cracking up.

  • Hey, look, Another cat One Mimi house to my cat.

  • My cat hearing me make 10 grammatical errors in just one.

  • You know how embarrassing.

  • I'm laughing on the inside.

  • Jim companies on the first of January 2020.

  • It do be like that for anyone that goes regularly to the gym.

  • You can tell, obviously.

  • No, but it's so annoying.

  • It's like all of a sudden the whole thing is just packed.

  • It's like, just leave.

  • We know you're not gonna be here.

  • Just go.

  • I will give you this money.

  • If you tell us something about the new Star Wars film, I hear they're making another one.

  • What?

  • Don't make it.

  • I know that Star Wars film haven't seen it yet.

  • I can't wait to see it cause I hear it's terrible and my expectations are already so low.

  • What?

  • They made another bad Star Wars film actually liked it.

  • Well, then you're a moron.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I haven't even seen it licked thoroughly.

  • Anybody comes over to her house, grandma.

  • So anyway, I started baking.

  • Would you like some pie?

  • Let's get good.

  • Me if you kill a killer.

  • The number of killers in the world remains the same, Batman.

  • But what if I killed two killers?

  • What the happened then, Mr Batman, Huh?

  • Not so big brain now, are we, Mr Back Theresa, A spider mimic in and by holding its front leg as an antenna.

  • How do you get over it?

  • How How is it doing it.

  • Oh, it's just doing that.

  • Okay.

  • I thought it was holding the legs of a niang to pretend to be an end that would that I had to respect that.

  • We like Jesus Christ.

  • It isn't child chokes to death on can be open Lupus through anyway.

  • I started dancing.

  • Don't you have to, like, rip off my shirt?

  • In the process?

  • High school portrayed the 19 may high school potato in movies.

  • High school in real life.

  • I haven't been happy.

  • One minute, Sharlee.

  • High school can be bad for everyone.

  • Why is everyone pretending like they're the Joker?

  • Like that's the relatability.

  • Is it because everyone on red is a loser?

  • Is that why is that egg?

  • Because then come here, brother.

  • Let's hug it out.

  • I got to get some more drink, but what are you doing?

  • You try to take my job.

  • Actually, while I got my drink.

  • This this got me thinking.

  • All right, remember?

  • Remember what you want.

  • You don't remember because you didn't experience this.

  • Consumers remember when it was actually frowned upon to be a nerd?

  • Okay, I remember because I lived through that.

  • All right, well, then, shows like O c came out with Seth Cohen.

  • That guy being a nerd and still kind of cool in quarter key, right before then you had that.

  • You were ashamed to admit that you played video games.

  • Basically right.

  • And if you're listening to this thinking No, I love about to ask if you didn't live through it.

  • Okay?

  • I paved that path for you.

  • You're welcome.

  • Okay.

  • Years of suffering, this whole Joker appropriating of Oh, he's so it's so it's so sad and still so epic.

  • You're welcome.

  • Okay.

  • Don't take that for granted.

  • You know how in America you have all the I think the troops here, I think the nerves Okay, maybe I went a little far on that, but it's just an analogy.

  • You understand?

  • Okay.

  • The reason why goals don't kill people in real life is because they did.

  • These people would become ghosts and hey, mehn.

  • Sorry about what are you doing?

  • What are you doing?

  • Sit down.

  • Sit down.

  • I spill a little water on him and look at him.

  • What are you doing?

  • Don't you ruin my joke?

  • You ruined my joke.

  • Hope you're happy.

  • It's gonna make the whole spiel about ghosts.

  • and duck pit bull owners.

  • There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

  • She wow, is I never seen a well behaved Chihuahua doesn't exist.

  • The FBI agent, when they hear me get laid through my Google home speaker and other fictions written through means.

  • Sure, moving on Gotham I like baby owed and I like the man it Laurie and I finally watched a finally watch.

  • It's really good at least the first couple episode, but I realized I don't mind, baby or I just don't like the means.

  • Okay, they're so bad, they're bad.

  • That's just admit it.

  • Let's just get the cow out of the bank.

  • That's not the expression, but whatever.

  • You understand what I'm saying when you had a great day at school?

  • But then your mom yells at you right out there after you enter your house.

  • Yep, can't wait.

  • Oh, this is so sad when you get nominated for me more of the decade out of nowhere.

  • Surprised?

  • No, it's something of the decade.

  • Come on, don't even try.

  • Surprise yourself back to dead land because you don't belong in the game Publisher.

  • This game has 85 hours of gameplay.

  • Speed runners three.

  • Take it or leave it, Publisher.

  • This game has 85 hours of off dragged out cut scenes and repeatable events that are super boring.

  • I've seen this everyone team trees reaching 20 million Wikipedia asking for two points.

  • I did donate to Wikipedia.

  • I know I'm kind of ashamed and I didn't even tell anyone about it.

  • The Xbox one game I got for Christmas Me.

  • Who has a PlayStation?

  • Oh, it's always like, Oh, I remember what I was talking about, the worst gifts we got and I couldn't think of any.

  • But then I remember my dad once gave me the game.

  • Boy, he came by home from a trip in a game, that game boy and was amazed.

  • I was like, Oh my God, this is the greatest thing ever, right?

  • And he's got the new super Mario on it, right?

  • It's amazing.

  • But it wasn't super Mario.

  • It was Dr Mario, but it was still such a nice gift that I learned to love Dr Murray.

  • It's a great game.

  • Don't that was slapping and you know it.

  • Coworker posted pictures of himself and ran in places when he quit.

  • Found this at the back of a clock from two years ago.

  • Everywhere I go, I see his face.

  • Sometimes we don't need this bit off the mean.

  • It doesn't make it funnier.

  • Stop it, Stop it.

  • It was funny before you try to make it seem out of it.

  • Actually wasn't read its new prints.

  • PlayStation or Xbox PC, he said.

  • Shows.

  • And one, he's so down with us because I am on a PC.

  • PC Master Race.

  • Am I right?

  • This getting a little stale?

  • Let's jump over Teoh DEG names.

  • All right, dank means Don't let me down now, boy, it's basically what it's called Petey Pie Submissions.

  • Hakata these air Still going Everyone else complaining about not getting coins.

  • Me not knowing what coins do you?

  • What do they dio?

  • I don't understand us.

  • Government letting people under 21 drink alcohol, letting people under 21 smoke cigarettes, letting 18 year olds take on a lifetime of depth for unending K shot letting 18 year olds die overseas in a war started before they were poured.

  • Wait, I thought they didn't let people under 21 drink in America.

  • I'm so confused that yeah, a lot of a lot of that the government does is this bullshit.

  • Excuses to tax.

  • Like in Sweden.

  • We could buy alcohol when we're 18 but we can't buy alcohol until they're 21 in stores.

  • We just have to buy it from varsity.

  • That makes so much sense that my brain almost explodes from sense.

  • Says being a crappy neighbor.

  • Lesson one.

  • French nuclear.

  • Where should we put power plant that I thought power plants has to be next to a C or something.

  • Oh, go when your old computer run for the first time with an SST.

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • That's awful awful.

  • Trains are just sideways elevators that really makes you think, doesn't it?

  • Jumping is just vertical walking that we've started saying incarnate You back to the Asian Exchange student.

  • The Korean extinction.

  • Konichiwa.

  • Amy Nash, huh?

  • Everyone annoying dude on the bus.

  • So anyway, I started blasting.

  • Why do they do that?

  • What is wrong with people?

  • Have you heard of had phones?

  • Am I right?

  • What is wrong with it?

  • Sounds like a Seinfeld bit.

  • So what's with these guys that blast music in the subway?

  • Have they not hard of had fives?

  • 18 year old boy doesn't get into college to recruit at the mall.

  • It will be a soldier.

  • How about 27 year old that didn't get into med school and thousands of dollars in depth?

  • You'll be soldier.

  • The police in my town.

  • Justin sold the speed raider.

  • The police in my town also have the maturity level of Danish boy noise.

  • If you speed twice a speed limit and Maur, you get a nice that's epic.

  • This makes me want to complaint some crimes.

  • I'm not gonna lie when your friend says he's going to sleep, But you meet him in another match student.

  • One more.

  • I remember this happening.

  • You say you're gonna log off from World War Craft or something like that.

  • And then you could see your friend being a lion like Oh, God, this is finishing this quest.

  • Some talking to me nine journal me, closing the fridge door slowly to trying to see the light Go off.

  • My God, that everyone do this.

  • I thought I was special my face when I could realize that you just have to press down that one bun in the corner of the fridge.

  • What?

  • The fridge doesn't know that I open Cat.

  • Help me, please.

  • I'm dying from morbid obesity.

  • Human What?

  • The jug Star liquor.

  • Jumpy job For real, though I see so many people with overweight Look at this dog looking.

  • No Chubb, no chump.

  • Everyone has a fat pug.

  • You never seen a punk that isn't chubby Chip.

  • Now you ain't He doesn't fade me, Save me.

  • Shut up!

  • Shut up!

  • Go back to cave.

  • It is kind of mean to over feed.

  • Your pet is what I'm getting at, and I think pugs generally I don't need to go on a rant about pugs.

  • Actually, never mind.

  • It's just generally they're old fat.

  • Okay, that's all I wanted to say.

  • But they're not supposed to be a fact just because everyone's progress fire and they already have breathing problems.

  • It's not good for them.

  • That's all these renovators air, just me going a random tangents about topics That doesn't matter.

  • Apple's most expensive Mac Pro can cost 52,000 depending on 52,000.

  • I'll sell you a much better computer, and it comes attached to a car money that's crazy.

  • Why the fuck would anyone spend them on showing that computer just causes a Mac.

  • It blows my mind.

  • I'm trying to convert Marzia to Android.

  • But, man, it's hard.

  • Me playing Minecraft finding indictment for the 4000 Finding Diamond for the 4000 time.

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • Only real Minecraft there can understand.

  • Check in my inventory in the middle of a bus for people who think baby order should be MIM of the decade.

  • Literally everyone as how did people on ironically think this?

  • How did they come to that conclusion?

  • I'm so confused.

  • Imagine not being able to rotate your plug.

  • This post was made by E O Plug Gang down.

  • Actually, I watched Tom Scott video, and he told me that the EU plug is actually the most superior plug because of its safety mechanism and other things that I don't remember.

  • But I watched the video and enjoyed it.

  • When you go to a friend's house, only do pet is Tao.

  • I got to say, though people that get too into petting someone else's pet at their house.

  • It's like nothing.

  • Listen, you're here for me, all right?

  • Stop petting my dog.

  • No, it's always the people that you don't know that well, that always goes for the dog because they don't have Yeah, no.

  • Like I'm ripping on people that are socially awkward, but I don't like it.

  • Alright, IKI confesses.

  • Oh God, that their meatballs Oh God, are made of people that identify the next.

  • I'm okay with that.

  • I'm all right with that.

  • That's fine.

  • That's fair.

  • That's fair.

  • That's survival of the fittest.

  • More ideas like this.

  • Police?

  • Yes, self driving Mercedes will be programmed to sacrifice Pedestrians sacrifice pedestrians.

  • You mean, run them over to save the driver.

  • Mercedes gets around the more relations of self driving cars by deciding that, of course, drivers are more important than anyone else.

  • Mercedes somewhere you may die, but that's a sacrifice.

  • I'm well, day.

  • This is exactly my video on the whole moral testing A dinner a year a year ago.

  • Moral machine.

  • It's this website where you basically answer if a car should judge for ah, I don't know, kill the old guy or stare the driver and I'm like, Well, if I'm manufacturing a car, I'm not gonna sell a product.

  • That sacrifice is the driver, so it made the whole video completely pointless.

  • I'm like, Kill that.

  • Kill that kill it.

  • But it seems like Mercedes already figured out as much as I'm a Tesla fan, that by the guards that make me respect Mercedes so much.

  • And at least they have the balls to say it as it is.

  • Yeah, we're gonna kill the driver.

  • He bought the car so happy I grew up with this, but damn, this is better.

  • Nothing makes me feel like a boomer than trying to figure out how to add friends on discord.

  • I still don't understand how to do it.

  • And also the Skype theme Do do Do not miss it.

  • Am I the only one did Doo doo doo doo?

  • What is this?

  • Could have fart noises, but that's what they have.

  • Sinking discord, teachers standing ever be silently me playing math, Cool games.

  • I can relate.

  • It's very funny.

  • I made a ha ha because of it.

  • Vegans when they discover they're made out of meat visions when they discover that plants feel pain Vegas, When they discover their car seats are made of leather begins when they figure out their cars made up dead animals skin the interior, not the machine.

  • OK, when you rest your head on the bus window.

  • All right.

  • I think it's time to end this.

  • I think we get the point somewhat, mildly amusing.

  • Browsing this, I think.

  • Yes, if you agreed.

  • Subscribe?

  • We got more mildly amusing contact coming right up, gamer.

  • But not for long.

  • Because I quit.

  • Quit soon.

  • So you bet they're Savor this.

  • See you tomorrow.

  • Watch another video.

  • Okay.

  • Bye bye.

  • For too long you have been farting.

  • Now you're entering a new era where you shall craft the hour of smells and poop Grades is coming Marzia, Edgar and Bucktown need you.

  • Oh, the time or you will face But crawlers is all about when you are seated on the porcelain Throne 40 is the game to play.

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