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  • but of our bodies benefits except guy and welcome to little misfortune.

  • Finally, I've been getting a toner request to play this game ever since it came out, and rightfully so because they said I was gonna play it.

  • And then I kept pushing it all from pushing it off.

  • And now it's kind of ridiculous that I have played it until now.

  • But we're here.

  • Finally, we're going to do it.

  • I played the demo, the little prototype of the game a long time ago, and I really, really liked it.

  • I thought that the game was onto some winning concepts and it was hilarious.

  • And I really like the style and the characters.

  • Everything and the developers are absolute joys and a delight to listen to.

  • So I'm very excited for this game.

  • Apparently, it's only like, 2.5 hours long so that that crazy Benyamin uh, nice.

  • Listen to some since wave, I have no idea what's going on in this game.

  • Ah, all right.

  • We've got an interdimensional fox coming to visit us, but yeah, that's Benjamin.

  • Wait, Right, Benjamin the fox somebody was named bang him in in their demo, man.

  • The art styles.

  • Lovely.

  • Welcome to my game.

  • Thank you.

  • I'll be and humble.

  • Narrator The rules of this game are simple.

  • Played until the end rewarded.

  • Okay, Like most games, he is a very sexy voice.

  • I wish my voice sound like that.

  • I am the narrator.

  • Put subtitles on.

  • Oh, he just spoken.

  • Subtitles This is Miss Fortune, and she's a wonderful child from a not a wonderful family.

  • And she's adorable.

  • E sparkle for you and a little sparkle for you A little bit for me.

  • Oh, the sad part is today is the day she will die.

  • E come here.

  • You're young now.

  • You can I don't sign my head or something.

  • Well, okay.

  • Yes.

  • All right.

  • I'll call you leased.

  • It always.

  • What do you say about me dying to die?

  • No.

  • Nobody said anything about anyone dying today, huh?

  • Nobody said nothing.

  • You know, I have prepared a game for you.

  • Game.

  • Really?

  • For me.

  • If you can reach the end off the game, I'll give you eternal happiness.

  • Ominous Fogell.

  • I don't know happiness.

  • I guess I could give that to me.

  • Mommy.

  • Oh, it's a male.

  • Wonderful.

  • Fantastic.

  • Ready to play?

  • Yes.

  • Your first mission is to leave the house.

  • Okay?

  • No.

  • Is fortune yourself?

  • She went over everybody's hearts and I played the demo, and everyone was like, Oh, she sounds like Marta.

  • Um, okay, interactive space buyer.

  • Look, I made this paper does myself.

  • This is Kimberly, and this is still there are not truly fighting super evils.

  • So adorable and over little voice Benyamin work under this picture.

  • It's the folks I see outside my window.

  • Sometimes I go him bam jamming his and really cute fucks.

  • I don't care much for forces.

  • Well, you was an asshole.

  • Wait, Don't know this stuff before But it's been so long ago that I can't really remember it.

  • So that's good secret High ideals book.

  • Oh, impressive.

  • But why do you need a hiding spot?

  • I don't like it when mommy and Daddy argue too much.

  • Well, I come here.

  • I can't dream in trouble.

  • Far away.

  • I see.

  • Huh?

  • Believing, yeah, rule misfortune has bad parents.

  • Is topsy the guardian of the secret spot numbers.

  • I see his eye.

  • He got that from a battle against the monster gets the buster.

  • That sounds scary.

  • Iwas on the person doing the voice for little misfortune is one of the devil's that worked on the game, and you can see some of their Death diaries online on YouTube on there.

  • That's just delightful.

  • They're making this game out of pure passion and joy on the phone of creating and everything.

  • It's just can't knock It is my diary number one.

  • Yeah, you said, nobody's not really.

  • I like to play with my toys.

  • I like to talkto them because it's fun.

  • Little diary.

  • At school, I drew, I Drew, and at home I was at my hiding spot talking to Bugsy, and I heard it.

  • I saw a fox walking outside my room.

  • He's called Benjamin.

  • I think something about doing that voice makes my back of my tone hit my UV light makes you wanna throw up.

  • It's delightful, but I probably be able to do a bunch without going.

  • Philo Diary.

  • My dad lied to me again, not going out to the park today.

  • I made myself pretty, but he doesn't care all.

  • I feel sad.

  • I cried, but Mommy told her but told Mommy M Okay, I'm afraid if I tell her I'm sad, she'll be angry sometimes.

  • I don't know how to feel.

  • Nobody is teaching me how to feel.

  • I wish I I wish in school.

  • They teach us where feelings come from.

  • But for reals, no fairytales, yaks forever.

  • I first got she says, that she says, Yikes forever.

  • She sort of Sprinkles on everything or sparkles.

  • Oh, it's so cute.

  • But yes, definitely.

  • I'm talking about this with some of the guys recently that a lot of people have talked about this where, yes, we should start teaching kids in school how to take care of themselves, especially now in a world full of social media.

  • It was hard enough going to school when I was a kid on.

  • All you had to do was worry about those, however, many hours in the day that you were in school.

  • And then after that, you could go home and be whatever or whoever the fuck you wanted, you could I could go home.

  • It could be the nerdy dumb ass that sat at home playing video games all day and didn't have to care about anything.

  • And then the next day I got nervous and anxious going back to school because I had to put up a front and be somebody else for school.

  • But now, these days you go home and social media is everywhere and tick talk and all that shit that people are just performing all the time for everybody.

  • So all your classmates know what you're doing all the time.

  • Except for those that probably don't go on social media.

  • And I hope that it's reaching a peak where more kids are starting to come off Facebook.

  • I have used Facebook in, like, eight years, but more and more people are dropping on Facebook, and I wonder if people start dropping off Twitter and Instagram in that kind of stuff more because it's fucking you up.

  • It's fucking everybody.

  • All your mental health is not gonna be good even if you're going on instagram on Twitter and everybody super nice you all the time.

  • That's still fucking you up.

  • It's Nobody should have that much input on stimulus all the time, not figuring out themselves first.

  • So, yes, nobody is teaching me how to feel that's part of your parent's job is to teach you and mold you and hopefully not fuck you up the way they're fucked up people, man.

  • It's tricky.

  • I feel like people growing up today.

  • I feel you, if any of you her in.

  • Ah, weird time and going through your brain And it's all fucked up from everything and all the stimulus all the time.

  • I get it.

  • You have to.

  • Sometimes people lash out online and hate the world because they don't like themselves because their life is fucked up.

  • Crazy time living in Hello, diary.

  • Is it OK to have feelings for a fox depend on what kind of feelings Benjamin the Fox came to visit when I was playing outside and we looked at each other on my heart felt warm on like if I was about to vomit but in a good way.

  • Then he ran away because my mommy shouted that dinner was ready, obeying him in.

  • Hello diary.

  • My daddy hit Mommy.

  • Is that supposed to be normal?

  • Should I hit people I love?

  • It doesn't feel right.

  • No.

  • Oh, misfortune.

  • What's her first name?

  • A little.

  • Maybe Daddy can't see.

  • He's hurting me, too.

  • When he hits Mommy, I promise I will never be like my daddy.

  • I played today that I took a plane to Japan and saw interesting things I know about Japan because my friend is Japanese.

  • He likes sushi.

  • My Japanese friends speaks Japanese.

  • That's very problematic.

  • When we want to talk, it's hard to understand each other.

  • It's confusing.

  • I like him.

  • He has a pair of sweet boots and a cowboy hat.

  • His name is Hero and he's a ghost.

  • I drew him a picture, but I never gave it to him.

  • Z actually a ghost.

  • You see dead people.

  • Hello, diary.

  • Look, I have greater from school.

  • It's super shiny and we use it to make Christmas cards.

  • I think Christmas cards are pretty, but I don't believe Santa is for reals.

  • If a man could give everyone a gift, my candy give poor people water and food.

  • Misfortune.

  • 00 you're too pure.

  • Oh, I saw a TV show with people from other countries having nothing to eat Anyway, I don't believe Santa Israel, but the glitter is amazing.

  • It makes me think that all that makes me sad and angry can be sprinkled with sparkle toe look prettier.

  • That makes me a little less said.

  • Yeah, The mysteries of that kind of stuff is all kind of ruined.

  • Now, tooth fairies and Santa and all those kinds of things because the Internet it's too easy to find all the information.

  • Life is about discovery on learning and a journey.

  • If the world gives you all the answers immediately then you might not know what to do with all those answers.

  • Hello, Diary.

  • I went picking tomatoes with my grandma.

  • It spells for nice.

  • I saw butterflies, some other insects to eight to the matters on.

  • Then I was stuffed.

  • Oh, hello, Diary.

  • I was writing my tricycle.

  • We don't have money for the bicycle and I look straight in the sun, but I started crying because it hurt my eyes.

  • My mommy said that one should not look directly at it.

  • No, you go by.

  • Is that weird, though, that you've evolved to a point where your eyes are like super complex and your ears everything or super complex.

  • But yet we live in a time when we haven't evolved that we can't look close to the sun because we go blind.

  • I mean, we shouldn't have to look at the sun anyway, but you know what I mean.

  • Hello, Diary.

  • It was fun today because I was at the lake and I saw birds flying and also fish in the water.

  • I felt like warm water came near my bottom.

  • Oh, did you pee?

  • No diary.

  • How are you?

  • I'm good too.

  • I have to do homework.

  • But I can't stop thinking about Ben, You mean?

  • Oh, I found a picture of me when I was younger.

  • Time goes fast.

  • The cake looks yummy.

  • Halloween costume ideas, little Lady Fox.

  • So Okay, that's the end.

  • We've read all this already, but for the people who haven't seen the first video, I'm going through it again.

  • Anyway, I loved my book.

  • What do you do with the corner?

  • Oh, I forget.

  • Uh, can I bring multiple things?

  • Because I know I have to bring a little character like my rock or something.

  • Afterwards, I'll bring the book.

  • I'm gonna take it the window if I get bored.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • I think that's fine.

  • I think you should be allowed.

  • Do whatever you want.

  • Misfortune.

  • Okay, let's go this way.

  • My body, huh?

  • It's the music that goes on forever.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Shake it out.

  • Yeah.

  • Shake those newly legs.

  • Get it?

  • Misfortune!

  • Fuck it up, E thing.

  • Still, there are truly fighting super evil's OK, we leave them on their trip.

  • I saw the most daring here.

  • Once I showed at the finger on it never came back.

  • Booking later, I talked about this before.

  • The glitter is one of my least favorite inventions of mankind.

  • It gets everywhere, and it's impossible to get it off.

  • You could Sprinkle a tiny bit of glitter near you, and in about 40 years you'll still be finding sparkle sunshine.

  • Everybody have a nice time before you leave.

  • Which toy do you choose to bring with you that they take them?

  • Both know you can only choose one master voice.

  • Your choice is much more important than you think.

  • What they sure don't ever bring the wrong water ends up getting me killed.

  • I can't.

  • I want to bring the stone.

  • The unicorn's cool.

  • Don't get me wrong unicorns or dope, but I want to ring the stone because that's an actual practical weapon.

  • So if something comes up to try and attack, may not only really protect me as a character, but I can bash him over the head with it.

  • Issues the stone buddy threw up me.

  • God resting choice.

  • Yeah, I go him, Stoney?

  • Because he's a stump.

  • Get it?

  • That's a rock Fact.

  • The stone.

  • That's a very clever thank you.

  • No, it's not.

  • But I love you.

  • You know, I like to Sprinkle sparkling things so they become fabulous.

  • Hey, you on the other side of the screen, remember?

  • I told you she was going to die today.

  • Let's keep that a secret between us, all right?

  • Okay.

  • Benjamin, He walked by the window, okay?

  • Mommy and Daddy are not here.

  • This is Grandma.

  • She was a paper to you.

  • Still wear a diaper?

  • I was so last year.

  • Did you just say to Mommy likes to go like glasses.

  • I broke a couple once by running chilled funds.

  • Did Mommy find out who did it?

  • But I had a piece of glass in my foot for like, five days.

  • Jesus.

  • Oh, save it, Save it, Save it.

  • Oh, Dick broken.

  • Now that waas a beautiful example.

  • Of course.

  • Let's put this back together.

  • Don't worry.

  • You can trust me.

  • We can.

  • Okay.

  • You said I was gonna die.

  • Can I put this back together?

  • Maybe I try to fix it.

  • I can't remember what happens.

  • Which is good because That means I'm not gonna spoil myself.

  • I feel like when I put it back together, it didn't fully go back together.

  • That it It kind of goes back together, but not really in the falls apart again.

  • Um, this goes here.

  • It goes there.

  • Um, hold on a second.

  • Find the pieces that go where they belong.

  • Way nice.

  • E did that a lot faster than they did.

  • The first time on the flower Has to go in E.

  • I didn't It doesn't break.

  • Look, that's me.

  • Mommy told me I have to smile even while I'm sub.

  • Your mom is not teaching you a very good life lessons.

  • If you're sad, feel sad.

  • No one's gonna kill you for being sad.

  • Beating yourself up all the time for being set.

  • Everybody out there.

  • If you're sad, you're sad.

  • You'll get through it.

  • It's fine you're allowed.

  • Be said I was sad recently.

  • I was sad yesterday and here I am, having a great time playing misfortune.

  • It passes.

  • You'll be fine.

  • Hunter killed.

  • He's Dr Eric.

  • She thought his gun was a toy.

  • She said by a bunch of her mommy embody when her parents died.

  • When she was so sad.

  • Cools Jesus Christ.

  • She said Bang bang to Mommy and Daddy And they died Good cigarettes.

  • Money here.

  • That's my mom.

  • He also likes to drink kills a lot.

  • Well, are you just to complete your first mission?

  • I am.

  • I'm gonna get that.

  • Okay?

  • I don't know if I was supposed to Sprinkle Sprinkles, Sprinkles on everything, but I probably do it more than easy.

  • There's dead rabbits.

  • You are me.

  • This smells really bad.

  • What is it?

  • Dead.

  • That's what Yikes!

  • Forever.

  • She said it.

  • She said, The thing is, there certain things that will show me that I can Sprinkle way.

  • D'oh!

  • Oh, my hair!

  • It's growing!

  • Oh, yes.

  • So there's little sparkles around them before I do it.

  • Hey, everybody's happy grab.

  • I want to be just like No, no, no.

  • Oh, Mommy's a princess.

  • E e wanted to see if it would have a separate dialogue after glitch ification.

  • Okay, I'll try and keep an eye out for those are probably miss some.

  • Are you leaving?

  • Yes.

  • Blame me.

  • Okay?

  • Mom cares a lot.

  • That's a great mom.

  • Mom, it's off to new and it's top of the morning to you.

  • Good afternoon.

  • She's great.

  • She's delightful.

  • It's like that joke and hard floors.

  • Every fucking joking.

  • Hartford is amazing.

  • But that joker, it's like what made you want to become a police officer is like a police or know what made you wanna become a policeman?

  • And then it's like Officer, because you know, it's a policeman because there's more than men on the force.

  • Now, there's, like, what made you wanna become a policeman?

  • Officer?

  • We remember Benjamin.

  • This book, huh?

  • Is when I first saw him, he was hiding in the flash and remain I come through Ellis rebelling.

  • Yes.

  • You've told me about that Fox already.

  • You shouldn't trust the folks.

  • They're all criminals.

  • Black folks, criminal.

  • That's daily.

  • Yeah, you're silly, Mr Voice.

  • Fucking dumb ass.

  • Both males like a pointy thing.

  • That is disgusting.

  • It's away, like disgusting us.

  • When my body puked in, it was a difficult thing.

  • She's dressed so nicely too.

  • Wow.

  • This is what is he there?

  • No Miss sparkles.

  • And anything else?

  • No Kitty as a cat.

  • Dad.

  • Now, this really speaks to me.

  • No kidding.

  • Here.

  • Come, come, Kitty.

  • Oh, that's a mean cat.

  • Oh, God.

  • No, no, no.

  • Oh, God, Sam.

  • I never get to bed.

  • Sweet.

  • Yeah, that was The thing is so big, Boss, The our cat here now is the sweetest cat of all time.

  • The sweetest cat I have ever met.

  • Most cats, eyes I've met are like, OK, pet pet pet.

  • Okay, No, leave me alone for about 4 to 6 weeks on big bosses.

  • Just like pet pet pit.

  • Okay, this is nice, Pet pet.

  • Okay.

  • More.

  • He just sleeps on your lap.

  • It's the best.

  • He's such a sweet little boy.

  • I love him.

  • So before we continue, you need to know the rules of the game hitting what you remember.

  • You will be given choices on your journey.

  • There is no right or wrong, only consequences.

  • Okay.

  • When you beat the game, the prize off baton lab Penis is yours.

  • Your next mission is to cross this road.

  • I could do it.

  • E o Look to the left.

  • Look any different directions.

  • He said looked at the left, Look to the right at different times when you look in different directions.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • What monster?

  • I didn't see anything throws her dead.

  • It's probably just your imagination.

  • Yeah, that's true.

  • I have a very big one.

  • Just keep going.

  • We'll have so get out of the streets.

  • All right.

  • Cheers to the streets.

  • Don, I really don't trust Mr Voice.

  • I think he's from the other dimension.

  • And he's trying to get me to go to a certain place.

  • And I think that Benjamin the fox is gonna help me look sleepy.

  • Burt, Come on, Miss Fortune, Let's go.

  • Now.

  • My heart is growing ever so bigly.

  • Wait, Isn't this where the demo ended?

  • Well Oh, no.

  • It's like the show, Derek on Netflix, which you should really watch.

  • It's German, but it's fucking amazing.

  • Yet your Sprinkles later on it.

  • Look it.

  • Thanks for Jesus.

  • Yeah.

  • So it just said that they were part of the story in Italian.

  • Martinson.

  • So they're the voice of little misfortune.

  • Jesus.

  • There you go.

  • All better.

  • The fuck what's happening?

  • I still have no idea what this game is actually about.

  • Although I didn't really know what was going on in front.

  • Bow either.

  • Use a little Go back there anyway.

  • What?

  • Inaudibly?

  • I know this is all new to me.

  • Brand new scenery, Full game.

  • Oh, that's a puppy.

  • Okay, you party had now focused misfortune.

  • You have to make a very difficult choice regarding this puppy.

  • Now, be aware of the consequences.

  • Um, I play with it.

  • Set it free.

  • Oh, I don't think I should set it free.

  • My first instinct is that somebody left the dog here has a little parody hat, has a color.

  • I'm hoping that it's taken care of.

  • If I let it go, it's just gonna run in traffic and get killed.

  • So I'm gonna play with the little I will play with it.

  • So we come share a nice time together.

  • Yeah.

  • Good choice.

  • Now throw the ball at it.

  • What?

  • Bo, they small.

  • We're gonna throw the ball at it and go on a boat.

  • Throw the ball to it.

  • What did I do?

  • It so broke everything.

  • I touch brakes.

  • What's wrong with me?

  • There's nothing wrong with.

  • Sometimes Life is just unfair.

  • But I'm here for you.

  • Really?

  • Thank you.

  • Well, sadly, you evil motherfucker of a game.

  • The owner of this dog, George, is having a party.

  • I think you have to go and tell him about the accident.

  • Yes.

  • Let's go.

  • It's just a bit farther ahead.

  • All right, Oh, horrible.

  • I just killed a dog.

  • It's sucky escape.

  • It went from hilarious.

  • Took morbidly horrible Broke you poppy way.

  • Complain later.

  • If you Christ party hot us.

  • Assemble off our friendship.

  • Okay, Um is that is the game Swedish or Norwegian for beauty it for whom they are?

  • Oh, no, it's poopy.

  • It says no books allowed.

  • Oh, really Fucking horrible.

  • I don't step in it.

  • The fuck is this game?

  • I don't see my amazing came out.

  • That right?

  • I can't watch this anymore.

  • Go, Elise, Let's keep moving.

  • Sweet.

  • I can see you're a footprint is fucking incredible.

  • Oh, man, I feel so bad for not having played it earlier.

  • Now, forded boster, please wipe your shoes.

  • Also, where you eating liquor?

  • That sign doesn't work.

  • So you see all the crap that I am around?

  • That's good observation.

  • Misfortune.

  • Thank you.

  • Yeah.

  • Can we put somewhere fun so into recycling inside the other sizing up Slade, you will be one step closer to the prize of eternal happiness.

  • Ah, yes.

  • That too.

  • I don't have to go through the water to get eternal happen yester way because that's called dying.

  • You know once that he's like I got my head stuck in a plastic bag.

  • I remember falling asleep and waking up in the whole Save the turtles.

  • That's terrible.

  • Yeah, I almost died.

  • She's I can't let her this away.

  • The world is dying and we're killing it.

  • Excuse me?

  • I don't know.

  • Big problem misfortune.

  • Ther e.

  • I have no idea.

  • But you have to do something about it fast.

  • Kicked him in the balls, throw glitter at the birds.

  • I really want to keep them in the balls.

  • But I don't think birds have balls like that.

  • So I'm gonna write to blind them.

  • So then, Okay.

  • My God does is joining me.

  • So if I were going to let the birds, they only see Shelly.

  • Yeah, and they will get confused with me alone.

  • What?

  • That sounds like a solid plan.

  • Misfortune.

  • All right, bye.

  • Down I go dead way.

  • Going like Princess Beach time Sure is.

  • So I can go left or right.

  • We didn't even go that high up.

  • Well, time seems to slow down when we are in danger.

  • My anger, I say so.

  • That's a fuck you chicken!

  • What's happening?

  • I'm going crazy.

  • Awesome!

  • Wait.

  • Didn't I break my legs and you seem very good at falling.

  • Thank you.

  • Way, Mr Booth.

  • Party on the same day.

  • That happiness?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, it is, huh?

  • That's convenient.

  • Have you thought about how to break the news to George about?

  • Yes.

  • I mean, if you want to.

  • Uh, yeah, I should I feel bad from book and kill his dog when he kills me.

  • Of course.

  • That's the least I can do for this week.

  • Yeah, that is very brave of you.

  • Misfortune.

  • Look, about just a little bit farther away to save Viking.

  • Go look, the boat.

  • It was probably explode knowing your look way do about it.

  • Bring it with you.

  • Release it.

  • I feel like releasing its gonna get killed trying to do the right thing.

  • It seems to fuck me up before.

  • So you know what?

  • I'm gonna bring the fish with me.

  • And when a fish friend he's gonna give me wise advice and he needs a new place to stay.

  • Okay?

  • Come along, Rodrigo.

  • I wonder me for Rodrigo has heard about so she It's like Rodrigo putting tiny pieces, you know?

  • Yeah.

  • Then you eat it.

  • All right, Little Miss.

  • Where the hell is our journey going to take us to the same?

  • That the rating in this game is amazing.

  • We are the house off.

  • George numbers about introducing myself.

  • You'll do fine.

  • You're brave telling the truth about the puppy.

  • Stop it.

  • I'm doing it for the happy, you know?

  • Okay.

  • You said he was having a parity.

  • Doesn't seem like a parody is going on here.

  • Okay, Got it.

  • You got a shot?

  • The door first before we go in.

  • Ah, let's ring, though.

  • Think Dong No, no, that is so I'll invite myself.

  • No time to check out the body.

  • Okay, dog shit all over you, though.

  • I saw a man wells floating in the lake heels like this.

  • Fishing, everything.

  • Signed.

  • Sunshine, sparkle, Rainbow Post.

  • That's pretty cool.

  • He's a dead pool jumper on that's dope.

  • Ah, when I'm I speak shirt.

  • I wish I had a picture like this with my mummy and Bobby.

  • Yeah, me too.

  • Oh, my fucking dad.

  • What is it?

  • It's fortune.

  • If you saw a ghost.

  • Are you sure this is the right house?

  • What's the porter?

  • Hello?

  • Deported.

  • Okay.

  • Sprinkle, sparkle, shine everything.

  • Excuse me.

  • You just Are you the owner offer, Bobby?

  • Because they bring really?

  • But, you know God, wait.

  • It looks like I should I heat No.

  • Misfortune is that way.

  • He don't take his boots.

  • Don't do it.

  • Fucking do it.

  • Okay, Misfortune.

  • I think this party's over.

  • Let's leave.

  • I'll meet you in the back.

  • You'll know now that you're dead, your body's gone.

  • I like the Bubbie by George Stiffen yet, George, At least you're with your dog.

  • Now let's go into the woods and get that eternal happiness.

  • Jesus fucking Christ.

  • What is this game?

  • It was gonna be like this.

  • Fucking hilarious, though.

  • You brought it.

  • Looks like you wanna puke.

  • I love the woods, trees and the birds and the so many things to kill dangerous animals.

  • Smith's fortune.

  • You might run into a fox.

  • Yes, but all foxes are evil, so keep your eyes open.

  • All right.

  • Fucks like like benches loop.

  • Eudes office Forcing.

  • I'm sorry that horrible things happen around you, but it is unfortunate that your name is misfortune.

  • The music's great voodoo ritual.

  • Hey, doll number one fatal hate.

  • Everything begins with the song of a jackdaw or crawl.

  • Everything begins with off.

  • All right.

  • What we call them Jackdaws.

  • Interesting.

  • Hey, were you putting them?

  • What do you have there?

  • Nothing.

  • Mm.

  • Thin your business, Mr Voice.

  • Stick to what?

  • You're good at back.

  • What a wild, dangerous fox.

  • I recognize that black tail.

  • It's been in Yemen.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • Attack it before he kills you.

  • I don't think Benjamin will kill you, huh?

  • Is your name banjo mean?

  • Do you want to play when we You Okay?

  • Uh, what a relief.

  • We are safe.

  • Now.

  • Let's keep playing my game, okay?

  • There's a magical cave nearby.

  • You need to find it.

  • You go.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • What if What if Benjamin actually wants to kill me so I could go between places?

  • Because that was what?

  • It wasn't friend Bo, right?

  • It was two different planes of existence, death and life.

  • It looks like Ben.

  • Jimmy likes tow plane.

  • That's critical.

  • I like books.

  • Focus, Misfortune.

  • We need to keep going.

  • Okay?

  • It looks like Benjamin likes to hail Satan and summon demons.

  • I like that in the frogs.

  • Oh.

  • Oh, I should have done that.

  • Benjamin's a good boy.

  • I'm going to go out on a limb and say the Benjamins.

  • Good, but the Mr Voices trying to make him seem bad on Mr Voice is probably the big antler thing coming to try and kill me.

  • That's my big brain theory.

  • Right now I'm gonna protect misfortune to today I die.

  • Jesus.

  • Great.

  • A kid fell off and died, okay?

  • It doesn't look that magical.

  • Just wait until you go inside.

  • Like a question.

  • What does this sign mean?

  • Oh, I don't know.

  • Sparkle whenever you're ready.

  • Gave saying the first.

  • Okay, So is he trying to, like, constantly push me towards things that are gonna get me killed?

  • He wants me to go outside.

  • He wants me to play in the lake to die.

  • He wants me to go.

  • But then the crows pick me up and help me.

  • The animals help me.

  • Then I had Thio.

  • Hey, wanted me to leave the other place that that guy died in.

  • Maybe he killed George on Benjamin's trying to save.

  • Now he's making me go into the cave.

  • Reno wasn't gonna die.

  • I can't wait to see them.

  • I hope she doesn't die.

  • This game is huge.

  • Well, let's explore the cave.

  • Okay.

  • Comedian.

  • Misfortune.

  • Thank you.

  • She says thank you to everything as well.

  • She's so adorable.

  • Fudge ice particles.

  • What?

  • Did I miss something I'm not sure.

  • Is that a pimp ass hamster driving a car?

  • That helps her, folks?

  • That's a really magical hamster party.

  • I know you love party.

  • I don't know.

  • Let's go find out.

  • Life, New fasters!

  • What is happening?

  • I'm going to do something about it.

  • Uh, and the violence between the answer's Yes, Lindholm, stab another hamster and rob him.

  • I don't like you adorable things.

  • You have to kiss and make up.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God!

  • No, no, no, no!

  • Please go.

  • You drink something?

  • You dropped a bag of ecstasy.

  • Get my breath.

  • Do not try the mints.

  • Wow!

  • Really, Gods!

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm making a child trip Balls on ecstasy.

  • This is so weird.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Uh huh.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is intense, Wilson.

  • I mean, to push you to get all right, Miss Fortune, just trip balls.

  • You know, when you go into a cave because the voice told you to and you chase a fox that's sending in drawing pentagrams on the ground.

  • And then you find a naked, sexy hamster dungeon and they want to fight each other.

  • So then you take some ecstasy as a kid.

  • Your trip balls.

  • You see life and death all at once, and you wake up in your future is on the ground.

  • Yeah, same miracles.

  • Can I come in?

  • Excuse me?

  • Who are a little late getting sign?

  • No, I'm not very important.

  • You believe this way?

  • Have to find another way out now, you know, And that's probably good.

  • There's a hamster above your head and it's only a neon sign and even that's not suitable for you.

  • So you are with designated smoking with their timing clubbing.

  • Still killed for me.

  • Set, then sparkles for everybody.

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Oh, no, Little hamster.

  • Lady Lady out.

  • Think drama.

  • Oh, no, I think I recognize her.

  • She's the owner of the club back there.

  • Really?

  • Yes.

  • Looks like she was robbed.

  • I was that hamster with a black man.

  • Yes, you're right.

  • Looks like you helped the criminal escape.

  • Uh, e creaming off course it does.

  • Really?

  • Your secret is safe with me.

  • I'm not making great choices in this game.

  • Hello, little lady.

  • You Hey, excuse me.

  • Do you need a system?

  • Hey, Drew, We need to find a way out.

  • Now the town of happiness is still out.

  • Um, big Red boat needs a shiny shine way out.

  • Yikes.

  • For ever Ah, came the ladder and then always asked me to keep staying.

  • I feel like I've seen everything.

  • But maybe there's something that obey whore iga order.

  • I eat till fraud.

  • Okay?

  • Scandinavian languages are weird.

  • I'm not gonna pretend I understand them.

  • I doubt most Scandinavians even understand them.

  • You know, you speak wound face thes looks just like a movie.

  • I saw TV.

  • Just about Kelly's is a cancer meth lab.

  • Right.

  • We need to clear the way before we can proceed.

  • How you see that fire alone over there Way need to activate.

  • Yeah, but with a slingshot.

  • This Langley yacht that's laying shop.

  • Okay, so I think the reason it looks like the thing with the antlers is following me is because he's following along in the other dimension.

  • And he's like throwing things across dimensions to me.

  • Look, I acres.

  • That's really clever misfortune.

  • Oh, everything's a little Thank you.

  • She's so cute.

  • Came up and down ws to shoot.

  • Okay.

  • Uh wow.

  • Okay.

  • Um nailed it.

  • Oh, baby, eat shit button.

  • We did it.

  • Well done.

  • Misfortune.

  • Thank you.

  • Way did it?

  • No, uh, unlocked the gas and that the whole place explodes.

  • These looks like the finals, bro.

  • You batty house in the basement.

  • I don't know why, but Mom Iwas really angry about it.

  • Is your dad making drugs in your house?

  • Shouldn't.

  • Shouldn't such as miracle.

  • It's a lot of money.

  • That's a lot of cash.

  • Is this theater?

  • Ha ha ha.

  • Oh, no.

  • What makes you think that?

  • Mommy said that Mommy is the only thing that makes her happy.

  • That's like Mommy, your mommy is wrong.

  • Really?

  • We'll give it a sparkle anyway, so we can trace the bills later on and help the cops.

  • Okay, climb the ladder.

  • Am I missing anything by leaving too soon.

  • Everybody else has played this game by No, I'm I'm way late.

  • Well, there's a missing girl.

  • Hey, you on the other side of the screen, I know it must be hard not knowing much about our little latest future.

  • Will misfortune rarely die?

  • If so, how will she die?

  • And when will the evil Fox kill her?

  • Where she find the eternal happiness?

  • I personally hope she does act normal.

  • She's coming.

  • I do not trust Mr Voice.

  • Tell you.

  • Uh oh, this fortune.

  • You made it.

  • Congratulations.

  • Thank you.

  • Where?

  • Our way.

  • We're one step closer to the grand prize of eternal happiness.

  • Great.

  • Because I'm not allowed to be outside this like, you know.

  • Don't worry.

  • It's not far from here.

  • Great.

  • Who?

  • Great.

  • Okay, I'm gonna leave this first episode of little misfortune here.

  • I absolutely adore this.

  • I mean, I knew I would.

  • I kept having it in the back of my head that I would play it at some point anyway.

  • But now we're here the mask on.

  • But I'm glad that we're finally doing because this is delightful.

  • This is way funnier than I thought it was gonna be.

  • I love the demo.

  • I love the style of it.

  • I love the way she talked.

  • And I love just her.

  • Her perception of life.

  • It's like an adult, but everything's fucked up.

  • She doesn't really know over.

  • She kind of does.

  • It's hilarious and the writing's really good.

  • The art sounds amazing and her voice is really cute.

  • And I love where this is going.

  • It's so weird and all over the place.

  • I don't want to think about it, but I'm excited to play more of it.

  • So don't forget to leave it like in the video if you enjoy this first episode.

  • And also don't forget to subscribe because we're probably gonna be uploading this every single day until we're finished with it.

  • But I for one, I'm very excited, but until the next time, shut on sparkles.

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