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  • stock photos is a national treasure.

  • Stock photos need to pre preserved at all costs.

  • Sock photos has given us some of the greatest names of this time.

  • Stock voters is a way for us to express ourselves in emotions we didn't even know we had.

  • So let's go through some of the greatest stock images off all time.

  • Smash like on this video.

  • If you are super into it.

  • Grand teaches blond Children important life lessons.

  • Why?

  • I like how there's a story here, you know, play.

  • The child has done some victor's hand.

  • Why are all the kids blonde too?

  • It's very weird.

  • I, of course, know the answer of this.

  • This is the famous leafy potted meat tests that all Swedish kids that are blonde has to go through in Sweden at the age of 12.

  • This, of course, is a man presenting hot dogs.

  • This is how I presented my hot dogs when I was working in a hot dog stain.

  • This is how you would find me exactly like this.

  • So who directed this?

  • Yeah, Exactly.

  • I can't imagine someone directing this photo shoot.

  • It was unprovoked.

  • The photographer just happen to have a camera Sometimes you never know.

  • With the perfect opportunity of a photo is gonna strike.

  • You just never know.

  • Excuse me, sir.

  • What do you have in that saucepan?

  • This?

  • Oh, yes, That's sausages.

  • Would you like a photo?

  • Yes, please.

  • Okay, There you go.

  • Epic best is how I imagine it went down.

  • People have different theories.

  • Of course.

  • People allowed to speculate off course is just a woman who spits on.

  • Oh, I'm not gonna read that out loud.

  • How do you get to do that on that bird?

  • I am so confused.

  • I am Dignam, ease.

  • I've seen this before in Vietnam.

  • It's very common, but I'm not sure I'm more confused now.

  • What?

  • That you can't just drop that.

  • People do it before a P by.

  • It's a prefight blessing.

  • If I were them, his woman spits on you.

  • I'll keep that in mind for my inevitable chaos.

  • I p d pie or logon verse.

  • Speedy pipeline drink driving.

  • Taken to a new level.

  • I've seen this.

  • I just assumed this was fake.

  • It's actually very deja boo.

  • I have been in the space before.

  • They're brought.

  • Take a sip.

  • It turns back for 4 to 5 degrees less right.

  • You can make this exit this in time.

  • Hold my beer.

  • What's that quote from The Matrix?

  • Did you say to avoid the highway?

  • The highway it's guy reaches through computer screen and times backwards.

  • While a surprise can't look off in the distance.

  • Things were describing the image for people that are blind, but they ago.

  • That's what I'm looking at here.

  • And it's exactly what you think it is.

  • And I'm equally is confused.

  • Oh, God, no!

  • Stop what?

  • It stays.

  • I think my photo shops are weird.

  • This is awful.

  • My mom, I I don't know where I keep my pales.

  • Do you know where I can't?

  • My pills?

  • Oh, son.

  • Just check my knee.

  • You go said our Thanks.

  • My I love the abundance of Pitney pills.

  • If only I had legs, I could actually understand what that felt like.

  • My lady, I've seen this.

  • That's a stock image.

  • I want that hat.

  • Loki.

  • Want that head?

  • Not gonna lie like I look straight up, ALF, I'll take by nobody sock photos.

  • It's like that office episode when will file screams at the cake?

  • No.

  • Yeah.

  • When your salad keeps telling you jokes I don't know what it's about.

  • Salad.

  • It's just hilarious.

  • I cannot.

  • I love it now.

  • That reality was eating a cell in a god.

  • That lettuce tastes like nothing.

  • What am I doing?

  • Hacker stock photos are the banks.

  • Wow, that's incredible.

  • That's really bad.

  • That's just not clever or funny or nothing.

  • When it's the fourth time this week, you've forgotten the pull your pants down.

  • Yeah, if he was just sitting on it without the toilet paper in his hand, it wouldn't be that weird.

  • I pee through my jeans all the time, but since that's a totally paper, he's only improvement, which is really gross.

  • But you don't pee through your pants, bro.

  • What?

  • Guys?

  • Check this out.

  • Check this guy.

  • He doesn't pee through his pants.

  • Oh, courage.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That looks like Jack Septic A.

  • She says, Lord, tell me that does not look like older, fatter JJ.

  • Except the guy What in the world.

  • And the separate Ignace is coming out of his ear.

  • Memory loss is more people.

  • What?

  • Jack Burger, baby burger, baby, What gender Burger baby is.

  • We're waiting to the birth to reveal it.

  • Someone stop this man Yeah.

  • What?

  • The punk brace.

  • It really shows how hard core this guy is.

  • Someone stop him, please.

  • Three proposes.

  • I assume she says no and Oh, wow.

  • Okay.

  • This is actually how me and Marshall proposed.

  • She was forced to say yes.

  • Basically how?

  • I mean, I can't be mad.

  • I do these kind of photo shops.

  • But why would you need a stock image of that?

  • That is my question.

  • I wanted stock image reads like a lucrative business or not, because it seems so easy to do it.

  • Maybe that's naive for me to say, but I don't know.

  • Like, what is this like a youtuber?

  • Petey pies quits you tip to create stock imagery.

  • Woman is robbing bakery without beget.

  • Okay, I guess it's Ah break braid.

  • If he gets shot, it will be paining me.

  • Sorry, man.

  • An eyepatch pretending to play the violin with an advocate and a bow tie.

  • Why is he layering is closed like that?

  • Ah, it's like the details that does it get like this is weird in itself.

  • And then you add all the other stuff.

  • Oh, Kruger, you caught me keeping a bowl of crackers in the what kind of maniac.

  • Keep your crackers in the fridge, guys.

  • This girl keeps cracker in the fridge.

  • Crane.

  • JJ Grange.

  • What is wrong with you?

  • Chocolate logs in the fridge.

  • Chocolate belongs in the fridge.

  • Chocolate belongs in the fridge.

  • I said it three times, and I have to put all your chocolate in the fridge like a normal human being.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Oh, What if What?

  • Starr, Stop!

  • Stop it!

  • I request a full stop.

  • I have permission from the government.

  • A full stop.

  • It is an order.

  • Now stop it!

  • Stop it!

  • Now!

  • Stop!

  • How many cameras does your phone have?

  • Mine has.

  • Fine.

  • It's got one camp on the bank.

  • That's right.

  • Honored 20 pro.

  • Say it after me on the 20 Pro four cameras.

  • You want to take the perfect shot?

  • The main camera has 48 megapixel.

  • But who's counting?

  • Are you two close?

  • When you're alone with all your friends and want to capture all of them, try the wide angle lens, 16 megapixels, super wide angle.

  • So you and all your non existing friends can be in the shot.

  • I want to take really closely, creepy shots on people.

  • Well, now, you can.

  • With the macro sensor, we can get super close uncomfortably close.

  • And finally, the eight megapixel telephoto sensor that has three times optical assume and 30 times digital zoom.

  • Now you can finally see peopie.

  • And, of course, front camera five cameras.

  • Everyone knows more cameras.

  • Bet their phone for real.

  • The honor 20 pro is a super cool phone.

  • I've been using the honor phones for a really long time.

  • The new dynamic holographic design glass spect It's looking very Hecate.

  • Hecate.

  • Nice.

  • And I know you're all serious gamers out there.

  • The under 20 pro.

  • It's got pro in it, which will give you the best gaming experience.

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  • Okay, Keep on with video.

  • Bye bye from the article about teenagers becoming radicalized online.

  • Help me.

  • Help me come out of this computer place.

  • I'm getting sucked in.

  • They got my left butt cheek place alligator attacking businesswoman in office cubicle.

  • It can happen at any given time.

  • It is an issue.

  • Burgess working on it.

  • Why would you need this?

  • I feel like if you're gonna make sock imagery, at least make it something you can eat.

  • All right, if I'm running a business.

  • Whatever I want.

  • Not that that's not what I want.

  • If I was running a business, I wouldn't want the ghost sitting silent.

  • When would you use this?

  • When would you use days?

  • I get the message, and I get what you're saying.

  • But, like, why would anyone buy that?

  • It's so specific.

  • That's what I mean with look a day like, can't you just make sock inventory that are actually useful?

  • It's stalking me.

  • Just like those mobile phone game ads that are just like we're gonna scare to draw attention.

  • It actually works.

  • I don't understand it.

  • It's so confusing.

  • Lemon with tongue and disembodied Robert rubber glove.

  • Okay, But why?

  • But it looks that long for me.

  • That march they wanted to make I thought I could justify my stud in need of owning a long Furby by creating one for a video I was denied.

  • I guess me and my session make one cause ah, never heard back from willing Osman uh, why somebody remade this.

  • Remember cake Pillow case.

  • What happened when I sent it to my cousin?

  • Ah, it's not up yet.

  • Wait.

  • Okay.

  • The oh, we have answers.

  • We have answers.

  • For once, there's a background behind the stock image.

  • GETTY IMAGES In 2007 I work with the photographer to document a concept piece of a man.

  • Me.

  • What?

  • Sleeping on a sheet cake.

  • It was a simple visual pun, a cake that looked like a pillow.

  • And there's obvious play on sweet dreams.

  • There was no intent other than creating and vigorous, benign image that we did and releasing it to the world.

  • A few years later, images from the shoot were sold to get images as stock photos than 2011 1 of those photos appears number 13 on the buzzfeed list.

  • OK, 60 completely unusable stock photos.

  • See, that's the thing.

  • They're all unusable right now.

  • Claimed by own like culture as a proper me.

  • The image constantly reappears.

  • I never seen it before.

  • Oh, God, these are even better.

  • I think you're proud of something and no one cares.

  • This is so sad.

  • How is busted Scylla thing?

  • Jesus Lord, why did this just suck out all the fun?

  • Prom it?

  • Knowing that bus, we'd made a version of it.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • What have I through with this?

  • So cute?

  • Why is David Tennant uncomfortably holding a blob fish?

  • It's his child giving 10.

  • That's a mighty fine block fish.

  • I refused to believe that blob fish is air.

  • Really?

  • Oh, my God.

  • How do you get one?

  • I thought they were, like, a rare or something awful.

  • A hard to swallow pills.

  • Got it ethic.

  • We deliver pizza to literally anywhere.

  • Hello, sewage rat.

  • Would you like some pizza?

  • Very well.

  • Here you go.

  • Sha men poking a GPU card with a soldering iron.

  • Isn't there the one with a weapon that holds the soldering iron iron with their head, which I think in retrospect, is probably a mean It's another stock photo.

  • It's another stock photo.

  • She holds it.

  • That woman can do epic nous.

  • Also beautiful women can still do Epic nous Also beautiful weapon.

  • Ah, good old stock images.

  • You never know what you're going to get a girl.

  • So what do you do for a living?

  • Me stock photo model girl.

  • What type of stock photos?

  • Oh, you just wait.

  • Girl, I think you're gonna like what you find.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Have bed bear.

  • It seems like a funny YouTube idea.

  • You get a bunch of YouTubers you create the each one of them creates the weirdest stock photos and the one that gets the most sales winds.

  • I'm not a person with a soldering iron.

  • So many of them are just, like, super inappropriate.

  • I can't even show them like this one, like Come on.

  • What?

  • What?

  • It look so happy about it.

  • Let's get real that we all stuck our people through there, right?

  • Let's let's get real here.

  • We've all done it.

  • Just say yes.

  • You don't have to say yes, just blink.

  • That's what I thought.

  • But, man respect.

  • That's respect.

  • So how did you ruin your computer again?

  • When I was just answering emails, That's literally all I did.

  • Oh my God, Why would you do this?

  • Why?

  • But why?

  • Hey, look, it's vey Sasha.

  • Why are they also strangely comedic and weird?

  • Has a video.

  • It is not like that.

  • Weird, But at the same time, where's the fortnight dance, Huh?

  • No for night dance?

  • No trust, nobody, not even yourself.

  • You can't even trust anybody, not even yourself.

  • These day, their sound is so uncomfortable it's like they traded bodies or something that's like a full movies like Freaky Friday, but a blob fish and some B C list.

  • Celebrity like that could be a really interesting story they like about love and friendship and hope and stuff like that.

  • What?

  • Oh, my Lord.

  • Is that the thing from Star Wars?

  • That's definitely the thing from Star Wars, isn't it?

  • Why the knee stop freaking with the news Did I'm done with the knees.

  • No more needs permission to stop.

  • I show it here.

  • Permission to stop.

  • You have to accept much.

  • Weighs more kilogram of potatoes.

  • Electric kilogram Mystere.

  • Jack, Septic.

  • I still doesn't know the answer.

  • This is so saying you ever just feel like throwing spaghetti around in the forest is what me and Marcie do on our weekend.

  • In case you're wondering what we do on our weekend.

  • This is what we do on our weekend.

  • Hey, lady, I don't think your computer is on.

  • My God, She's lost it.

  • She's a complete sociopath.

  • She's a complete psychopath.

  • I better go to another house.

  • God damn!

  • The cat is back, isn't it?

  • I mean, fair enough.

  • Fair enough.

  • If you have to do what you gotta do to make your living, you know Ah, checks up the guy when he realized he had too many of potatoes?

  • No, thank you.

  • I've had enough potatoes for today.

  • I've already had 50,000.

  • Oh, God.

  • I haven't seen it up close before.

  • It's so uncomfortable.

  • It's so horrible.

  • They kind of cute, like blue eyes like legit a trick.

  • And here will twist the kids towards around for no reason at all.

  • Okay, apparently, banana phone is the pinnacle of stock imagery.

  • It comedy, they just can't have enough of banana phones.

  • I just I just love banana phones is hilarious.

  • This is literally me when I started drinking again.

  • Oh, the classic.

  • Okay, so like, salad start out with salad, that's all.

  • It's good.

  • A great way icebreaker to get some laughs.

  • I'm alright.

  • They move on to other things and Oh, boy, that got really, really, really fast.

  • These are like my weird Photoshopped videos.

  • I'm basically looking at other people making these, like at least I have a reason for it.

  • Okay, At least I have a purpose.

  • I have a purpose, right?

  • Okay.

  • People like it.

  • Say something nice.

  • Please.

  • I haven't had a nice comments.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's the women in Macaroni Sze?

  • Uh, that's an egg.

  • Uh, that's an egg.

  • That's not how you use hard swallow pills.

  • Take one of these three times a day, Okay?

  • Sure.

  • All right.

  • You know what?

  • I think I had enough.

  • I think that goes.

  • It's a point where you think No, that's enough.

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