I Made BABIES And Asserted Dominance In Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey

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means top of morning ladies and welcome back simians and Simon's alike to ancestors where I'm a sweet baby monkey brain.
I do not want to be you, though it's been a couple of it's been it's been longer than it should have been.
Your name is not gonna be taught, all right, I'm confirming that.
And then I'm switching.
Switch to talked.
I like being Todd.
So people have been giving me a few little tips on the game.
I'm still not quite sure exactly what I'm doing it, because again, the systems in the game are supposed to be elusive so that you can't just figure everything out immediately.
So I still don't really know what something's do versus others.
I do need to start making babies, though.
I think I could just make them instantly.
For some reason, they weren't making instantly.
Oh, no.
Where the monkeys not following me?
Hey, Whoa!
Need to head back.
The animations are so cool in this game.
Job develop, ese.
I'm not really sure how I progress.
Like how I get further in the game because I still have my fear over the unknown and stuff like that.
I don't know it's off the bottom and screen means, But, you know, it's it's learning spirits.
I feel like an actual monkey learning our views, my super big brain for the first time.
Because, let's face it, I never use mine as a human.
So my eyes will learn how.
How does a human brain work?
Let's learn from the ground up.
Ah, she's an elder female.
Whoa!
Why?
I don't need an elder female.
I need a young, supple female.
Apparently elder female, adult female.
You okay?
I need to start grooming you.
Okay.
Sorry.
I'm I'm doing this again.
Here we go.
Yes, from more.
I'm sorry.
Don't look at this.
It's not what it looks like.
That's exactly what it looks like.
I'm sorry.
Well, you're over the hill.
I need new supper.
Young bloods to take my progeny.
Okay, Now I groom you from her.
Yeah, you like that?
Don't check what one monkey loves another monkey very much.
They evolve and become human brains.
Just killed.
Whoa.
This coupled with mole.
But what if more would not alive anymore?
Way have tat and taught he's single girl.
Hit it off.
Good.
Yes.
This is going really Well.
Oh, I can't wait to make monkey babies.
Oh, your father is time.
So maybe it's not the best idea for them to do it together.
And maybe it's not the best idea for the dad to do it with the daughter either.
It's just a weird assumption like that.
Oh, Dad was looking on.
Oh, he's an elder mail.
I need to be this guy then.
But is there any other young, fresh female blood in here?
That's an elder male.
That's Drew Drew you.
Maybe it could be.
What were you following me?
Dad, wait there I am your young blood under If cannon elder mail have babies with young female.
Hey, you want to know how we do it?
Old style.
Let me analyze first, Okay?
No familial relation.
That's already a great start.
Couple forms.
I just proved you and this is crazy.
So get on over here and make a baby.
How does this work?
Okay, what's happening?
New regular NSI gives birth.
Just like that dog.
The miracle of life changes.
Wow, That looks exactly like me.
When I was a baby, I'm just trying to speak their language to be the monkey I must become the monkey.
That looks like a baby.
All right.
Doesn't have a face.
It sure does.
That's definitely a baby.
15 months later Holy crap, Ola!
All right, now I could put the baby are like a backpack and I can run around and then I will do great things.
So cute, Just like papa.
Can I pick up, baby?
Now let me get this tiny child's and go off on my own.
Analyze!
Your name is okay, But how do we How do we utilize the baby?
There we go.
Piggyback had to end expedition.
Yes.
Come along Minute.
It's time for us to see what this world has to offer.
Yes.
You see these thorny bushes?
Stay away from them!
Sting your ass!
Oh, look at this.
Fresh lists up.
New supple new bones The boys out on an adventure together It's a couple of lines just like me and my boys Man, when you don't have any friends, just get cardboard cutouts of yourself and hang out with yourself all day, every day.
Self love is important, Guys who were the big black Mamba snake?
I think it was a black snake, but what's happening?
Oh, I'm in my I mean, my fear zone again.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's maybe not go that way.
But thistles where progress is, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
No, no, no.
I messed it up.
I messed it up.
Okay, okay.
I forgot that.
How the dodging works.
Frickin know.
D is this what I need is exactly what I need.
Okay, baby.
Okay.
Tiny monkey child.
You're gonna figure out how Dad does it.
What's this?
Okay, sometimes shit happens.
Sometimes you get mauled by a tiger, and sometimes you gotta white coconut all over yourself.
Don't scratch your head.
This is important.
It's a life lesson.
There you go.
See, we have intelligence for a reason.
Okay.
See you later.
That head was just like I I'm head out.
It's just you and me, sweet baby boy.
Out against the world.
What are we gonna find?
God knows, just one over here that I keep going to and I never know what it is when I get to it, It's really doing me a heck and concern.
Whoa, monkey man, this is literally just me.
When I was a kid, who am I kidding.
This'll is me.
Any time that I'm near a tree, I still want to act like this.
What is what are this Okay?
No, not that.
I don't know what air this, Inspector.
I got a mushroom.
Hell, yeah.
Evolution is all about picking something up, smelling it, licking it.
If it doesn't kill you, then it's just gonna make you stronger.
African are garrick fungus.
Eat eating?
I'm not.
Oh, God.
It made me sick.
Whatever the hell, you makes you stronger, right?
Only people who are life say that, uh, from attack.
What is this?
Don't hear What?
What is anything here?
Plants, fishing spot.
Okay, My dopamine is going up because I'm figuring things out.
Smells smell it.
Oh, that's an alligator.
Can you see him?
Who were big monkey Brain knows not to go near the badness.
No, I am memorizing that, but your new Ron Mull tress ity.
This is the one I know what this is.
Memories that Let's go to that.
It's evolution, baby.
Pearl jam, right.
At the end of the day, we're all just monkeys trying to figure shit out.
It's apparently to attack things.
I need to have a weapon in my hand and then do the dodging thing, but dodge towards them aimed towards them to do it.
Thegame tells you all of this.
But in the sheer moment of panic, I don't know what to do things.
The things on the trees down here.
I don't know what it is.
Everything is given off the smell.
Ys o Chanel number five.
All right, son.
You're gonna have to learn this eventually.
This is how we break things.
All right?
You hold the one thing in one end, and then you're back and you smashed became Not exactly like that.
Okay, Daddy messed it up.
Now, son, you gotta listen to that tiny little clicking in your brain.
I'll tell you how to do it.
See?
Brush tits.
All right, well, let's just eat leaves for today then, son, that mess it up.
We can't even eat leaves.
God damn it.
I need my son to be proud of me.
Not see me as the failure that I really am.
Whoa!
Never seen the bites before.
We got a smell.
The backs here, the bats, that's not a bat's.
Here we go.
Third time's the charm.
Yeah, Do it.
Okay?
Don't do it again.
I think it's I think it's ready.
Okay.
Drop that switch.
Hands.
No drink.
You see this boy?
No.
You can't have any of this is all for me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sweet milk of the treaty.
All right, I'm ahead up.
I need to find some bass salt or something.
I think some, uh, some different types of rocks can make sticks and stuff a bit faster.
Well, what's happening?
Move.
Yeah.
What's happening?
Am I dying?
Okay, Granite.
See this child?
Super mochi man has taken all day falling asleep.
I broke my stick because I went blind for a second.
Don't you hate when that happens?
Okay, maybe my guy just needs toe sleep.
Maybe you should head on back.
I think I'm close anyway.
Yeah, it's right up there.
Let's just let him sleep.
He's had a hard day.
Uh, time.
Do sleep.
Get rid of that.
Lie down.
Yes.
Dropped child.
No.
It's time to sleep.
Sleep next to the child.
I will keep you protected.
It's not even that monkey's kid either.
It's one of the other ones, but whatever.
He's too old.
His bones would even work anymore.
Neuronal energy.
No.
Yeah, You're on.
Girls be assigned neuronal energy.
So to intelligence senses senses, I feel like my intelligence is really important.
Mattress City is good, too.
If I could get bipedal and run around like, Oh, I'd be awesome.
Uh, how much new Ronald Energy do I have, though?
Spatial perception once connected, it will be possible to detect non edible resource is from further away.
What is this?
Once connected inspection of the quality of a food source will be faster.
Just unlock all these.
You're on captain issue because you don't have enough neuron energy.
I don't understand where my new Ronald Energy Meter is, but whatever I've learned this, did they learn it?
We don't have enough energy.
I guess I don't have enough energy.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Okay, well, let's Let's just keep going.
Let's bring the child with us further.
The trying needs to learn.
I'm assuming eating these leaves gives me the resistance is like I'm eating it and it gives me broken bone resistance and freeze resistance.
Right?
But I'm a smelly child.
Has it as well Sorry you don't deserve that.
I just you remind me of your mother.
What can I say?
I smell something.
I don't know yet.
That's the best.
New smells are awesome.
God, a little more key man die.
I don't know.
Did make the other monkeys happened yet?
Like groom you or something?
What air this a new foodie.
Smell it.
It's gross looking you.
Is it good for me?
New food Discovery?
Hell, yeah.
African African giant mumbling.
That sounds That sounds like an epic food.
If ever I've heard one we're gonna do.
I can't do anything with it yet.
Okay?
Can you Could you stop?
Wait.
Maybe they want to join African mum.
Been I live, bitch!
I want to eat the giant African mom Being is gonna make me sick.
Maybe sick.
Hate being sick.
Especially.
Is a monkey assimilated?
Nutrients from the droop?
A kind of food completed?
Hell, yeah, I knew that.
Anyway, clans call.
Oh, my Oh, my Oh my.
Just some of the whole plan to me, man.
We can go on expeditions together.
Maybe I should do that.
Bring my monkeys with me.
A monkey gang S'mores!
Fear some kind of gang.
Honestly, if I saw a monkey gang in real life.
It terrified.
What's up, friend?
Lay down your me to sleep next to you.
Just what is your problem?
Tell me how to fix you other monkeys.
Come on up here.
We have a friend in need and I don't know how to fix him.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I see a school down there.
Okay, sorry.
Let's go have more babies.
Can I do clans call here.
Everyone filing single file bookies.
Come home.
Come on back.
Oh, there you are.
Nice.
Okay, None of you.
A couple of Todd.
That's Todd.
Todd was her touch.
Old news.
Tad's an old stinky monkey.
Now we need the fresh heart.
Young blood.
Hi.
Call mates.
My, How you doing?
Let's make again.
I need to start making babies.
Have too many elders in my clan.
If you don't make enough babies, they're all gonna die out your pregnancy.
Gift Birth?
Hell, yeah.
New baby.
Can I make again?
We just have another baby immediately.
No, Surely not.
Okay, good.
Let's go.
To say that would've been it would've been a bit too much.
All right.
Can I go pick up this other child now and expedition?
Piggyback.
Yes, I got two little babies on me.
Hell, yeah, babies.
But you will share this money.
Babies, right.
Heat up, Children.
If you eat enough of these, you can't freeze to death or break up opens.
It's quite amazing.
It's amazing that a monkey figured this out.
This is basically free health care in the monkey world.
You just hope you eat shit and then it doesn't kill you.
Makes you what humans have been doing forever.
Eat stuff and hope you don't die.
All right, I need to start making new weapons.
What's the next step in humans?
First you eat, then defeat.
Wait.
Their frickin monkeys over there.
You think they're not part of my plan, are you?
You want to be?
I feel like a cult leader being like, Hey, do you hear me?
Clint, You recruit people for your call of duty teams.
Oh, yeah.
I got really good attack.
I got really gonna speed around is a monkey.
Maybe lightning will hit at some point and then we learn how fire is made high.
What is it?
Reassure.
It's okay.
Don't worry.
I know you didn't get the job the first time, but next time next time.
It's all your story, buddy.
Yeah.
You want one of my babies?
I'm a group with you.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we can make babies at this one.
Oh, may I think it's a male couple formed.
Really?
Don't mail.
You can't make the babies, though.
There was another monkey somewhere.
We should be able to make babies there.
What is that?
The one I traded?
Oh, I think that's the one that I tried to help before, but they wouldn't let me.
I don't have to do is reassure you.
Everything's gonna be okay.
I know being a monkey is hurt, but eventually you become big brain and everything gets easier.
You to be big brain like my monkey man.
Stopping such a dominance way Destroy the bonds of friendship is a monkey because now I feel like we have a great bromance going on.
But I need to further the generation.
Your name is Scott.
I'm a rename you.
What's what's your new name?
Book?
Yeah, just like a chicken.
All right.
You're gonna get good at this.
I'm teaching two Children, but I'm teaching you is, like, out of the water and you're something.
Hold now.
we have a weapon now we can destroy the people who have oppressed us.
How we could destroy other animals.
I kind of want to try it.
Death is on the horizon.
I smell it with my monkey smells.
I also think I have a bad here somewhere.
We could either attack and kill.
Okay, That's my bro.
What's up?
Either Attacking, killed or rest and sleep.
Let's face it, we all know what you want to do It.
It's time for the hunter to become the hunted.
What's up, piggy?
There's a snake right there, though.
Oh, God.
You guys are fighting each other.
What?
I want to be the victor.
Oh, you guys run away from each other?
Is there a way that I could just attack from above?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Stuck stuck up Good.
Where you don't Ricky?
Oh!
Oh, now, okay.
I don't have another weapon.
I don't have another weapon.
I really want another weapon to run away with my stick in him.
What a dick.
That's way stick, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Memorize that piggy would have to attack him again.
We do not sleep in the night.
Fam.
We're heading out on the hunt again.
Oh, that pig things that can get away.
I stuck him.
Good.
Here we go.
It's stick time again.
I don't even know if that's the same pig.
Whatever.
We're gonna stick him until he Oh, or a stick of until we can't stick him no more.
You sleeping?
Not today thing.
I got him.
Yeah, Down he goes Who wear the strongest on my Children were here to see it.
They know who the big Alfa energy in the clan is now.
Okay.
Can we, uh, can we eat it to relight now next to it?
Let's lay down next to it and sleep.
That's That's big dick energy for sure.
Maybe I can call my clan over and they'll be like, Oh, oh, clan.
Come on over and look at my kill.
I did really well.
Oh!
Oh, you're here already anyway, What's coming?
You want to go is well.
You wanna fight me?
Come on.
Come.
Yeah.
What up?
What up?
Stick up.
Stick up ahead.
Hey, dude, I am the strongest monkey man.
You see Evolution, baby, That's how we do it Way Do it Irish style.
Hell, yeah.
Wait.
Let's say you could pick this up.
Oh, grab this.
Whatever I want.
Eat snake.
What's the point, man?
Kill everything in this area.
So I really just wanna kill everything Now it has been going.
I'm turning into a genocidal maniac is a monkey.
I'm also gonna worried about getting too far ahead of myself.
Should we kill a crocodile?
Another pig up there?
But they take ages to go down.
Well, I'm guessing a crocodile is gonna take a lot to go down to that.
There's a snake over there.
The sex.
You're not easy.
User TD, tiny, small brains.
Where the tiger thing again?
We should attack him.
What rocks of these?
Obsidian.
Can you make a stick faster?
I kind of feel like that's the crooks.
And my problem right now is that I can't make weapons fast enough.
Wait, um, I exploring further without going crazy.
It's because I have the power of the big brain.
Now what is this?
That's something I don't know, bro.
We're gonna go get him.
We gotta go mess him up.
Oh, wait.
No, I'm still scared.
Come on.
What you got?
You're gonna shed, bro.
You ain't got shit.
You run away.
What Are you a bitch?
Us?
I remember you.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Anybody Stick?
Get him!
Oh, God.
I thought I picked up the stick.
Damn it!
Okay, time to get out.
Get out!
Right.
Time to bail out bail.
Get up in the trees.
Who is he leaving?
Honey, I need that stick.
I'm gonna forget where it is.
Other ways.
Stop, stick and go.
All right, get out of the trees and get those coconuts to rub them all over.
You hear?
Radio hearing.
Oh, stop it.
Stop the bleeding.
Oh, that was a close one.
Just from bleeding.
Yeah, sure did.
Because I'm an epic monkey.
I'm an epic monkey you've never seen.
Um okay, look here.
I see.
I see their book.
A room.
You want to go for round two?
You still gotta stick in yet?
How about another one?
Yeah.
Kill them wearing the top here.
Don't, Dude, I hope everybody else in this jungle saw that right now walking on two legs like I owned the place.
Because I do.
This is my land now.
None of you can come up against me and fight back.
Heis, huh?
Fell yet they do good what this does for me other than make me feel like the king of the kingdom.
Oh, my, this is the pig killed earlier.
That must smell great.
Good Lord, stay away from that.
You catch a disease or something.
I really should not go anywhere now without a stick in this game without a weapon in my hand, Can I Can I improve Maur economic, make fire put a like, cracking obsidian together, making like a sharp point tight on a string at the end of my stick on then stop someone that sounds like it would be highly effective.
Hey, no monkey going to survive that.
Have enough neuronal energy?
No.
Yeah.
The ranger Detection of non edible resources is increased.
Yes.
Whoa!
Wow.
Look at those synapses fire.
Can I get this one as well?
Yeah, baby.
Inspection of the quality of a food source is faster.
Nice.
Okay, uh, what else is mo tress?
Ity hopeful or maybe communication, Which is the most useful to upgrade first?
Uh, maybe a communication.
No, I don't have the energy for this, apparently.
Oh, if it's when this thing is full, can I do it then?
Because the thing is shrinking.
It's still drinking.
Oh, I just have to stay here for ages.
Could I learn all of these things?
It is now possible to ask from a distance some clan members to come closer and follow us Extra senses.
Ah, nice.
That actually is handy.
Oh, yeah.
Contextual Ortho Stasis abilities, insect, More distance elements through intelligence is acquired.
So I could just see things from a bigger distance.
Cool.
I need to keep increasing these.
But all the energy I have looking out the big brain energy, I have finally figured out how to use it.
Okay, These are just for my senses, though.
What were these?
This is that was mo tress ity, though.
Eso in create activating those makes this go down a lot.
I have enough for this.
Yeah, I should have plenty.
Oh, and the little strand is going out towards it.
Oh, man.
Everything is such like, fine little details that I didn't see it at first.
Press X here says this is a sense of hearing followed steps.
Proposed who?
The race for detection of a sound is increased.
So the line coming out to this, which is sometimes blocked.
You could see the light going out and how long it takes.
Got it.
The range of the texture of the source of an odor is increased.
Okay, so this is all helpful.
These are all basic things that I didn't have.
Nice.
Got this.
Increased a lot when I killed things either Manipulation ability to switch and items one after the other while moving is acquired.
Yes.
I thought that that was just the thing that wasn't in the game because I was walking along and I kept trying to switch items.
And then I'd stop and realize that wasn't in that hand yet.
On I get it, the further out the thing is, the harder it is to get hold.
We have enough to have enough.
Yeah.
Acute stress response reactions for escapes and counterattacks are faster.
Yes, I am firing on all cylinders.
Nice one.
So maybe I need better communication senses, then to help different monkeys, like some of the ones that were in distress.
I couldn't go up and help him.
One of them.
I was able to let's see if I can get this one.
Have enough energy for that.
Okay.
I ran out of energy, everybody, man, that sleep did me wonders.
You know, some people go to sleep, and then they wake up the next day, and they're like, I'm still tired.
I woke up a different monkey.
Oh, man.
Big brain power.
It's helping us all.
What do you think, Jack?
Excellent.
Keep your mouth shut.
I'm a big brain monkey, man.
And I'm going to get even bigger brain until my head explodes from the amount of knowledge I have.
But until next time, you're gonna have to wait.
See that smash?
Like, if you like being a big monkey man and I'll see you guys next.