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  • You know, I've been doing YouTube for nine years.

  • Almost 10 and I've read a lot of weird comments in my days, but this But this subreddit takes the price I present to you.

  • Cursed comments.

  • Consider yourself warned.

  • Hey, number neighbor.

  • We have the same phone number, except yours is one digit about mine.

  • What's up?

  • I'm not sure how to read that, but I wish someone would write me number.

  • Neighborhood was so funny.

  • I could be like, Hey, bro Fist.

  • Yeah, that was funny.

  • Who should a self driving car a kill A or B?

  • If you drift, you should be able to take out both of them.

  • Epic, Would you answer a or B?

  • Both.

  • Thank you.

  • Curse Comment.

  • Actual superheroes.

  • They killed my dad.

  • Ha!

  • Oh, God, This is so edgy.

  • Ah, lot changes depending on who speaks first.

  • This is so deep in thought provoking sighed.

  • Recommended is celebrated.

  • My God, I'm gonna blame him.

  • Hi.

  • I got my account back just in case I ever get hacked again.

  • Here's the only nerd photo I've ever taken.

  • Can threaten me with it.

  • Now get a life.

  • Lord, forgive me for what am I back to do.

  • That's pretty hot.

  • Un ironically like I'd freak it, Doug jumping off buildings.

  • How high is too high?

  • It was originally a team project.

  • I have a bad feeling about this video.

  • If school was a game, what would be some loading screen tips?

  • Oh, no.

  • Why is Billy a lish brother dating someone that looks exactly like Billy?

  • I've seen this super weird because Billy isn't 18.

  • Ah, stuff.

  • This is why we need to remove all comments.

  • This is E.

  • I want nothing more.

  • Being kissed in your sleep is like the purest form of love.

  • Unless you uh huh, that's what It's true.

  • Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronized, which someone else is.

  • All that's true.

  • That's so nice.

  • Especially if your date stuff stop.

  • No more comments.

  • I named my dog five miles so I can tell people I walked five miles every day.

  • I ran over 50 God.

  • Stop side.

  • Help me.

  • Why you recommend this?

  • What would you do if you found me in your fridge?

  • How to be extremely scared?

  • Because the other bodies in my fridge don't smile.

  • Danny DeVito will die in your lifetime.

  • Not if I What's the difference between a child and a hooker?

  • I don't know.

  • While you sick freak.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh, Selma, get ah lot of them.

  • I don't condone whatsoever.

  • Just so we're clear.

  • My legal representation team.

  • It's text.

  • Okay?

  • I don't have help.

  • Why do I make life harder for myself, Jeannie?

  • I shall grant you three wishes.

  • Me.

  • I wish my dog could talk.

  • Jeannie done me petting my dog.

  • Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes.

  • First I want my pulse back second.

  • I want his cut.

  • Uh, I'm sorry, Edgar.

  • I'm sorry.

  • You were humping literally everything.

  • I don't do that.

  • Oh, no.

  • Never mind.

  • Being kissed while you're asleep is one of the purest form of love.

  • There it is again.

  • Okay, Unless you're in prison, I e like that even better.

  • That's hilarious.

  • But I got two different people made this post.

  • They thought it was so nice this being kissed while asleep, it shook.

  • That's really weird.

  • I don't understand this not the purest form of love at all.

  • Imagine You get shot and your friend with you, like Don't worry, bro.

  • Any jacks off in hand?

  • Smears, bp, juice His not all over wound and it instantly heals.

  • No, I will.

  • No, I think I will not imagine.

  • It Sounds like some terrible model for, like, battlefield or something.

  • Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer salsa before online delivery.

  • You are a mega ho.

  • If you can taste a hint of bull sack and semester, to be fair.

  • Yes.

  • I mean, that's impressive, huh?

  • It's so would dip their balls in this.

  • Karen, come try this.

  • All set.

  • Oh, what?

  • Someone dip a ball, I tell you, Stayed.

  • Hello, people.

  • Hello, my salsa myself.

  • That takes the ball sack.

  • Help!

  • Help!

  • I think that's probably what happened.

  • That's just my theory.

  • But did you know there is a skeleton inside you right now?

  • You don't have a skeleton?

  • 10.

  • Inside you.

  • You're a brain.

  • You are inside a skeleton.

  • You're piloting a boat.

  • Make that's using meat armor.

  • I've seen this before, and this is not a curse car, but it actually gives me a little sense of pride that I'm a little bit of enemy inside of me.

  • Smash.

  • Like, if you agree.

  • What if your teeth were naturally flashed ID and got hard when you got hungry?

  • Mom, I'm not hungry.

  • Honey, I see your heart.

  • Just eat it.

  • Humanity was a mistake.

  • Let's just get real here.

  • Americans were gonna raid area 51 Europeans.

  • We have nothing to raid the Vatican archives.

  • The Vatican archives has got 4.4 rating.

  • Oh, my gold.

  • What to recall The event on Facebook stormed the Vatican archives.

  • They can't molest this all cursed boots.

  • So these shoes make a dog footprints and the common is I have the slowly it's so funny to see.

  • My neighbor blamed the dog's fur.

  • Oh God, that's hilarious.

  • I wish I had more time if I had free time.

  • This is Howard spending.

  • My girlfriend works in a sushi restaurant.

  • She's pretty.

  • I've seen enough hand tie to know where this is going.

  • I'm unvaccinated.

  • My superpowers include spreading diseases I don't have.

  • Do they make these in adult sizes?

  • Await?

  • There's no need bruh, thes air not funded, by the way.

  • Let's just be clear with that.

  • If I'm laughing, it's out of a nervous reaction.

  • Okay, that's it.

  • Just so we're clear.

  • Epic I 21 male have a micro.

  • People ask me anything.

  • I'm pretty depressed about it.

  • Maybe there's a girl out there with a microbe.

  • Know your people will be gifted with an extra inch.

  • What if I'm a girl that click?

  • Go click on bangle?

  • I had it up.

  • This is a video that and said all I can feel it now Notes of vodka.

  • Hints of fresh lemon, a raspberry finish.

  • Our findings from tasting of this season's that $1 vodka or Asper and lemonade harvest.

  • My mother was murdered in one of your restaurants and the killer was never found.

  • Is this riel?

  • It's really we're featuring that $1 vodka respite Eliminate the entire month of June.

  • Women warned not to put ice lollies in their blip up to cool off during heatwave.

  • Ha ha!

  • No, no.

  • Right.

  • See who writes these articles?

  • Jesus pokey Main, Please stop asking for my bath water.

  • I take showers is used mouthwash An option?

  • I have officially lost hope in humanity after going through the subreddit.

  • There's no point in me even continuing.

  • It makes no difference.

  • Elizabeth, the second firing a British L 85 battle rifle in 1993.

  • It's a nice gun, but I think we'll just go with a car, cried No, stop when you break into a ref 51 you see that alien who anal probe you from your dream, it's pay back time.

  • Gamers.

  • What if glass licked your feet when you stepped on it?

  • I would do a spool.

  • Every day we stray further from God's grace.

  • I think the problem is the first person who asked the question.

  • Don't ask why I had this.

  • It's add water on my desk.

  • Random acts of kindness softly kissed the postman's fingers when he puts the through the door to let him know that you're thankful for his gift.

  • Ce wow!

  • Only a matter of time before a no stop stop.

  • It was already horrible.

  • Doctors have read it.

  • What are the most haunting last words you ever heard of?

  • Patients say every time you yawn, you're putting ghost pee pee in your mouth.

  • Oh, God probably made other people young by doing.

  • The Guinness Book of World Records holds that records for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

  • When is those of one of the most sold books as well?

  • I think Guinness Minutes, But seriously, how do you sneak out such a big and heavy book.

  • Same way you get the record for the largest anal cavity Dentist care.

  • Wow.

  • Is he supporting her entire weight?

  • Fish make bays?

  • Oh, no.

  • Because nothing starts your day off, right?

  • Like Darth Raider crying heavily over your naked body.

  • I Loki kinda one base.

  • Loki.

  • Guys kind of wanna buy the kids.

  • Ah, goombah Can't be in smash.

  • He has no arms.

  • Explain this, scientist.

  • Simple.

  • That's not a Oh, no.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh!

  • Oh, God!

  • Stop doing by.

  • Can't I?

  • P p?

  • But then how can gumbo have bebe food for thought?

  • Looks comfy.

  • Who said Ferraris aren't family cars?

  • Ha ha!

  • Great.

  • Can't wait for the horrible comment to show up because air from the grill is diverted out of those channels.

  • That baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speed.

  • Oh, God.

  • Fantastic.

  • Maybe you're right.

  • But please shut up.

  • Yeah, that's the whole Reddit.

  • Summarize.

  • Yeah, you're right.

  • But shut up.

  • We don't want to hear a I'm done.

  • I just want to say I am sorry.

  • I apologize.

  • I will make my positivity.

  • Or now this was irresponsible.

  • I do not condone this sense of humor.

  • These are not jokes.

  • They're not funny.

  • And if I laughed, it was purely a gag reflex to how terrible these jokes work.

  • They were not even jokes.

  • I don't like it.

  • All right, guys, Thanks for watching this.

  • I hope you feel better about yourself.

  • Well, at least from now.

  • One, it can't get worse than this unless you buy 100 million club merch.

  • Epically.

  • Guys, this will disappear soon.

  • So do it now or never.

  • Just letting, you know represent the concept.

  • See you, gamers.

  • I would appreciate it because let's get real discreet is not getting.

  • See you gamer's next time.

  • Bye bye.

  • Bye bye, gamers.

  • What, You haven't tried to per simulated city after 50 million Astros.

  • My, I can't do it.

  • My dad just now it's still relevant.

  • Just validate.

You know, I've been doing YouTube for nine years.

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