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  • How was your weekend?

  • And he just curious.

  • Oh, it was great.

  • I hung out with my kids.

  • Oh, and I met someone really nice on fate.

  • Okay.

  • I don't know what that is.

  • What's fate, you know, fate, That new dating app.

  • I've never heard of it.

  • No.

  • Well, I just did a commercial for him.

  • Billy, can you roll my ad for fate?

  • Let's go Look at those two first date.

  • No.

  • First faint I, Andy Richter here for fate, the fastest growing dating app in the country.

  • Fate stands for buck and then eat Engage in sexual activity before going out for lunch so they can enjoy the meal without worrying about what comes later.

  • Just swipe left or right on the kind of food you like and faithful matching with a sex partner that likes that food to when I'm on a faith, I don't have to wonder for gonna fuck, because we already did.

  • With sex out of the way, I can enjoy my chili dogs on a fate I could drink as much as I want because it's not gonna affect my direction later because he already performed oral sex on me.

  • My down below Won't smell of garlic bread?

  • What are you waiting for?

  • Join the millions who switched from dating to fading.

  • Fuckin then eat owner.

How was your weekend?

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