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  • Nostalgia Week continues.

  • Welcome back, everybody to terrible space program.

  • Look at my poise.

  • Haven't seen you guys in a long time.

  • The wars have happened.

  • I'm back though I went out to get milk, but I'm home.

  • Everybody look at this happy little fucker.

  • I have not played this game in such an incredible long time.

  • It's been years since I've played this game.

  • I have no idea how to play it anymore.

  • There's a bunch of stuff in the game now about making history.

  • Expansion of a breaking ground, expansion with the foot.

  • Just scenarios you could do.

  • No powered landing being the home seeker.

  • Fly back booster to a gentle landing.

  • Easy.

  • I could do that.

  • No problem.

  • I'm an expert when it comes to Oh, this is Oh, this is a lot of responsibility.

  • All right.

  • Are you watching this, Ellen, I'll show you how to do your job properly.

  • First things first.

  • You just want to You want to throttle up a little bit, throttle up a little bit to make sure.

  • Okay, Not not too much, though.

  • We're coming in hot.

  • We're coming in strong.

  • Ellen is at home making biscuits ready for me.

  • to bring it on home.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, that I run out of Oh, no.

  • They get right right out of there.

  • What's that other fuel called the Stabilizing Fuel.

  • You can't run out a lot of that.

  • Okay, that's fine.

  • Up.

  • I have I have no fuel left.

  • I I can't throttle up.

  • Uh, get the medics ready.

  • This is still fine.

  • This is This is this is absolutely fine.

  • As long as you light it up properly, you're still going to do it.

  • You're still We're going to get it.

  • It's still gonna be fight.

  • Look.

  • Coming down perfectly.

  • Yes, on land, Jeb.

  • OK, round two were Let it fly in on its own.

  • First, we let the atmosphere slow it down First, there's no point in us wasting all of our fuel on this part of it.

  • Okay, speed it up.

  • Speeded up.

  • So it down.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, that's fine.

  • I know you want me to land like down here, but I kind of make up My own rules isn't going along.

  • And I hope that you're okay with that.

  • Okay.

  • Turn, turn.

  • For the love of God, turn.

  • There you go.

  • There you go.

  • Nice.

  • Nice.

  • Yes, Okay.

  • This is gonna work.

  • Well, this time I have a feeling I can feel it in my bones.

  • I was meters to go.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Burn all the fuel you have.

  • But all the fuel you have.

  • Okay, maybe not at all.

  • Okay, that that worked way too well.

  • Oh, the engine's still on this time by E's.

  • Here you go.

  • Here you go.

  • Yes, we brought it home.

  • Jeb.

  • See from fine.

  • He's going home to see his family.

  • I mean, sure, it's not operate.

  • Sure it didn't land perfectly.

  • It's not a perfect world.

  • Okay?

  • Things land different ways all the time.

  • The important part is that the Rockets safe its integrity of sound, and we can use it again.

  • And we can all go home happy and have a cold one with the bodies.

  • You know, there's not like making history.

  • There's nothing like a good job well done.

  • You can just sit back in your chair and you're in your horrible space chair and just feel good about a job well done today.

  • What's that?

  • You want me to bring more people home?

  • No problem.

  • Guys, I don't call me a hero, okay?

  • I'm just a guy trying his best.

  • You know, it just really trying to make it in life.

  • But if you want to call me here with I mean, I'm not here to dictate how you call your life.

  • All right?

  • How do we know who this is?

  • All this is a wobbly by.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, we're coming in a little hot.

  • 00 yes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Get it, Get it.

  • Don't tell NASA.

  • All right.

  • Around two leads, Round two.

  • I got you this time.

  • Don't even worry about it.

  • Okay?

  • What speed are we doing?

  • Merger speed.

  • 180 meters per second.

  • Okay, I figured out what the brakes are.

  • Let's don't even worry about it.

  • Like Laci.

  • All right?

  • Uh, no, you don't call Cam in the cockpit.

  • Good.

  • Good.

  • Stay that way.

  • All right, You're gonna come in hot, but you're going to see your family.

  • I wanna make sure that all right, we have propellant left, but honestly, there's no need for it.

  • There's glided in nicely that, like the front.

  • It's just like a sky boss sold way down.

  • So away.

  • Down.

  • You're traveling.

  • You're traveling a little hard there.

  • Curb als traveling a little hard there.

  • OK, Tipper up.

  • Tipper up.

  • Tipper up.

  • Tipper up.

  • Tip her up.

  • Bringing decides home.

  • Well, I don't care how long it takes me.

  • I'll be here all day.

  • All right?

  • I've got nowhere to go.

  • Curb ALS This is it.

  • This is my This is my day today.

  • This is all we're doing today.

  • Strap in, strap on.

  • Let's get ready to fuck Guider in Guider.

  • And it's just like it's just like lovemaking.

  • All right?

  • Okay.

  • Line her up.

  • Okay, this is thesis.

  • God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, this this might be bad.

  • Okay, This this This might not be the one, lads.

  • This might not be the one.

  • All right, We're all we're missing the Oh, God, It's okay.

  • It's fine.

  • It's fine.

  • It's fine.

  • Look, this nice movement and grasses offered way made it home.

  • He never said that.

  • I had to keep the spacecraft in order.

  • You never said that.

  • I had to keep that intact.

  • I'm just happy that everybody's here.

  • Look, hatches obstructed, can't exit.

  • Well, that's your problem, not mine.

  • Get out the wheels away.

  • You don't need them anymore.

  • What do you do?

  • Let's build some stuff again.

  • It's been a really long time.

  • I miss building things now.

  • I think I got There's a lot of boosters, I think, Yeah, I don't know it.

  • It's, um, Mud's for some, like, extra kick for some extra strong engines.

  • And I am going to I also got some suffer planes, so this is going to be is probably gonna be pretty bad.

  • Uh, what's the biggest engine we can get?

  • Yes, yes.