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Nostalgia Week continues.
Welcome back, everybody to terrible space program.
Look at my poise.
Haven't seen you guys in a long time.
The wars have happened.
I'm back though I went out to get milk, but I'm home.
Everybody look at this happy little fucker.
I have not played this game in such an incredible long time.
It's been years since I've played this game.
I have no idea how to play it anymore.
There's a bunch of stuff in the game now about making history.
Expansion of a breaking ground, expansion with the foot.
Just scenarios you could do.
No powered landing being the home seeker.
Fly back booster to a gentle landing.
Easy.
I could do that.
No problem.
I'm an expert when it comes to Oh, this is Oh, this is a lot of responsibility.
All right.
Are you watching this, Ellen, I'll show you how to do your job properly.
First things first.
You just want to You want to throttle up a little bit, throttle up a little bit to make sure.
Okay, Not not too much, though.
We're coming in hot.
We're coming in strong.
Ellen is at home making biscuits ready for me.
to bring it on home.
Okay.
Oh, that I run out of Oh, no.
They get right right out of there.
What's that other fuel called the Stabilizing Fuel.
You can't run out a lot of that.
Okay, that's fine.
Up.
I have I have no fuel left.
I I can't throttle up.
Uh, get the medics ready.
This is still fine.
This is This is this is absolutely fine.
As long as you light it up properly, you're still going to do it.
You're still We're going to get it.
It's still gonna be fight.
Look.
Coming down perfectly.
Yes, on land, Jeb.
OK, round two were Let it fly in on its own.
First, we let the atmosphere slow it down First, there's no point in us wasting all of our fuel on this part of it.
Okay, speed it up.
Speeded up.
So it down.
Okay.
Okay, that's fine.
I know you want me to land like down here, but I kind of make up My own rules isn't going along.
And I hope that you're okay with that.
Okay.
Turn, turn.
For the love of God, turn.
There you go.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice.
Yes, Okay.
This is gonna work.
Well, this time I have a feeling I can feel it in my bones.
I was meters to go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Burn all the fuel you have.
But all the fuel you have.
Okay, maybe not at all.
Okay, that that worked way too well.
Oh, the engine's still on this time by E's.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Yes, we brought it home.
Jeb.
See from fine.
He's going home to see his family.
I mean, sure, it's not operate.
Sure it didn't land perfectly.
It's not a perfect world.
Okay?
Things land different ways all the time.
The important part is that the Rockets safe its integrity of sound, and we can use it again.
And we can all go home happy and have a cold one with the bodies.
You know, there's not like making history.
There's nothing like a good job well done.
You can just sit back in your chair and you're in your horrible space chair and just feel good about a job well done today.
What's that?
You want me to bring more people home?
No problem.
Guys, I don't call me a hero, okay?
I'm just a guy trying his best.
You know, it just really trying to make it in life.
But if you want to call me here with I mean, I'm not here to dictate how you call your life.
All right?
How do we know who this is?
All this is a wobbly by.
Oh, God.
Okay, we're coming in a little hot.
00 yes.
Oh, yes.
Get it, Get it.
Don't tell NASA.
All right.
Around two leads, Round two.
I got you this time.
Don't even worry about it.
Okay?
What speed are we doing?
Merger speed.
180 meters per second.
Okay, I figured out what the brakes are.
Let's don't even worry about it.
Like Laci.
All right?
Uh, no, you don't call Cam in the cockpit.
Good.
Good.
Stay that way.
All right, You're gonna come in hot, but you're going to see your family.
I wanna make sure that all right, we have propellant left, but honestly, there's no need for it.
There's glided in nicely that, like the front.
It's just like a sky boss sold way down.
So away.
Down.
You're traveling.
You're traveling a little hard there.
Curb als traveling a little hard there.
OK, Tipper up.
Tipper up.
Tipper up.
Tipper up.
Tip her up.
Bringing decides home.
Well, I don't care how long it takes me.
I'll be here all day.
All right?
I've got nowhere to go.
Curb ALS This is it.
This is my This is my day today.
This is all we're doing today.
Strap in, strap on.
Let's get ready to fuck Guider in Guider.
And it's just like it's just like lovemaking.
All right?
Okay.
Line her up.
Okay, this is thesis.
God.
Oh, God.
Okay, this this might be bad.
Okay, This this This might not be the one, lads.
This might not be the one.
All right, We're all we're missing the Oh, God, It's okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Look, this nice movement and grasses offered way made it home.
He never said that.
I had to keep the spacecraft in order.
You never said that.
I had to keep that intact.
I'm just happy that everybody's here.
Look, hatches obstructed, can't exit.
Well, that's your problem, not mine.
Get out the wheels away.
You don't need them anymore.
What do you do?
Let's build some stuff again.
It's been a really long time.
I miss building things now.
I think I got There's a lot of boosters, I think, Yeah, I don't know it.
It's, um, Mud's for some, like, extra kick for some extra strong engines.
And I am going to I also got some suffer planes, so this is going to be is probably gonna be pretty bad.
Uh, what's the biggest engine we can get?
Yes, yes.