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  • hair short, hair short, all Let's hear it.

  • Can't wait to read all the comments he looks like.

  • Ask the same haircut I had when I was a baby.

  • That's so funny.

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  • I'm ready to leave your dreams on the red.

  • 19 year old.

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  • I care.

  • Bird is dead.

  • Belongs in museum.

  • All right.

  • Last week I said it's whiskey week.

  • So here we go.

  • We got whiskey themes, and for next week, I got a new theme.

  • I'll announce it at the end of the video.

  • Next team is whisking me A nine year old.

  • Risky.

  • You get it?

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  • He gets trapped in boot.

  • Sorry to ask, but who counted the beast?

  • That's a great question.

  • Uh, honeybees.

  • A lot of bees.

  • Not at that.

  • Since I'm good, many bees do it.

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  • From now on, it's feet is pi.

  • This video got recommended because I went on a break and then I guess, like in 2011 I wanted a break too.

  • So let's see this.

  • How's it going?

  • Everyone beautify here.

  • Welcome to my very first non game play video.

  • It's gonna be a really boring video.

  • Sounds stupid.

  • How's it going, guys?

  • Nerd, you're a nard.

  • No one likes you.

  • You're not that Bronze Learn English.

  • You're not even speaking English, Just warning you.

  • But it's also an important video because I because I no one cares.

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  • Look at this fan are holy moly.

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  • And I got Centauri risky right there.

  • And they got a very bad virus in no legs.

  • That isn't They even got the coffee mold.

  • Risky.

  • Dude, I got a frickin jet pack.

  • More whiskey.

  • So cute.

  • All right.

  • This is Leo Narrative, Vincent and a damn.

  • It belongs in a museum.

  • 10 out of 10.

  • They look like a couple in Pokemon.

  • Who wants to win?

  • Yeah, I have the power.

  • I have the power of lightning.

  • Why is that?

  • That's not supposed to be off.

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  • I like this.

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  • Me and Mark said one Jo Jo's.

  • I know it's no big deal, but I still have mine.

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  • I'll show you guys some tricks.

  • They call me.

  • Yo, yo, Master 64.

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  • There's a new doom flavor which is spicy, and I making love it night back to dramatic means.

  • Whiskey theme.

  • You know why?

  • Because you're not allowed to drink.

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  • The irony here is that my mom never liked me, Cut my hair short.

  • She wanted me to have it long, which is good on my mom because I look way better with long hair.

  • Clearly, I just never had it short, so I thought I kind of want to just see how it looks like.

  • And surprisingly, hairline is fine.

  • I didn't know this.

  • So now I know this This is good.

  • And if you notice here a swell even better.

  • It's the fact that my forehead is huge, which basically means my brain is large.

  • How did that break?

  • All right?

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  • You guys want to try some?

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  • Yeah.

  • No, you're you're the salt in a salt shaker.

  • Okay?

  • And I am peachy pie.

  • Okay?

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  • Hey, Hey there, Whitey.

  • Look a little salty there.

  • I want to lick you.

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • I don't care if you're big or small.

  • I will get you out of there.

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  • Don't be scared.

  • It's going to be okay.

  • You will get other than just I'm just gonna give you dramatic maims continues.

  • Remember that kid from strangers?

  • Things This is him now.

  • Feel old yet?

  • Do you feel old yet?

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  • Should I start shooting and four Kate, will you guys be quiet then?

  • Because I'm happy to do it.

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  • All right?

  • Not worth it.

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  • When it's Whiskey Week, American 19 year old European Night in Europe.

  • I drink to that.

  • We'll drink some spicy doom G fuel for 30% off.

  • To that, friends are like a trampoline.

  • I always wanted a trampoline.

  • Friends are like a trampling.

  • You have to go to someone else to enjoy it.

  • Because there was always that one friend that had a trampoline that was always that one friend.

  • That was way more popular than everyone else on Lee because they had a trampoline.

  • Let me just say it straight out.

  • So it's crystal clear for everyone.

  • If you had a trampoline, the only reason you had a friend is give.

  • You are the trampoline owner.

  • People don't want to be around you.

  • People just want to jump on your trampoline.

  • And, yes, the trampoline is a metaphor for your balls.

  • I don't think so.

  • New is going to reveal the PlayStation five in February, February 29.

  • Smart brains made with brains.

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  • Come on, no balls, no balls.

  • Dave here.

  • I was so stressed.

  • I forgot to say I was the one who recorded Polish cover of lasagna in Brighton.

  • Er, is it serious?

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  • Okay, Bob Sisters, they're gone.

  • They went to the same ways for a reason.

  • And I'm not gonna lie.

  • It's just vibing and polish the very nice, but like, what is he saying?

  • I don't get it.

  • I don't speak slowly puts polish.

  • That's a language.

  • Ah, The guy on the left is the voice actor for Trevor in GT A five.

  • And that's his son.

  • Why does the sun look like his nine year old grandma?

  • Imagine his son playing g t a five.

  • And in the final mission he choose to Gillies.

  • Now that would make in the mouth again.

  • I'll take it back.

  • I bet you that's what he did.

  • Finland's hairstyle before break.

  • Felix hair style.

  • Now you guys think you are so clever.

  • Don't you hope you feel good about yourself?

  • How did you die?

  • I was hugging my best friend.

  • No, I mean what What killed you?

  • I don't care.

  • I was hugging my best friend.

  • Oh, I was not ready for that.

  • Oh, no!

  • Why can't girls during puberty?

  • Oh my God!

  • I hate everything.

  • Voice during puberty.

  • Oh, I miss my hair already.

  • Can you get a moment of silence in the chat for my lost hair came together like for each.

  • Like my hair will grow out.

  • Please, Guys, can we do it?

  • Math teachers on the first day of school we are or parallel universes behind already.

  • Yeah, that's true.

  • They're always like that.

  • All We're so much behind.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Well, why don't you count faster, dumb ass.

  • Is this what he meant by whiskey Theme?

  • Nice.

  • That's cool.

  • Come on, give me my whiskey.

  • I literally the only reason I'm a whiskey theme was like, Oh, I was hoping things would send me whiskey, right?

  • Like some company would be like what we can.

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  • I didn't expect any Dia Ginny's means.

  • I appreciate that.

  • That's fun.

  • Really A big thanks.

  • Told everyone that support those kind of videos that I do because I think you two vice They make no sense.

  • They shouldn't exist.

  • But people like them.

  • So that's what.

  • And I like him.

  • So that's why they exist.

  • Hammer man is here.

  • Very nice.

  • I got the same form.

  • You know, it, baby.

  • Five million subscribers in six months, five minutes.

  • Discovers in a month five million dislikes in two days.

  • Five million repose in an hour.

  • Big brain brain Large bull market Tokyo I don't know if that's what he says.

  • Read it After two hours of scrolling.

  • I've seen enough.

  • I'm satisfied.

  • Ready?

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  • This is so frickin relatable!

  • Don't we all just do this?

  • Oh my God!

  • It's may!

  • Holy moly!

  • It's a me, bro.

  • You see this hairline?

  • It's straighter than you.

  • This celebrated before Peter Pie King back this subreddit now Toby H three alcoholic.

  • Sorry, Toby.

  • Sorry about that.

  • I'm sure things will work out.

  • At least you still have your hair, Toby.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • They look similar.

  • That's what happens.

  • Gamers.

  • That's just what happens.

  • I mean, not to go after Felix hair, but that's the thing.

  • Everyone had this haircut when they were a kid already.

  • If I had as a kid, I wouldn't have to do it now I would be like All right.

  • Cool.

  • I did it.

  • Red Bull may give you wings, but whisky gives you big peopie.

  • Sure.

  • Let's go with that.

  • All right.

  • YouTube, King Felix.

  • Everybody like that.

  • Nice.

  • See, I got skills.

  • I don't know what to say.

  • I can use anything as a yo yo.

  • Just look, I got all the skills.

  • If anyone there challenged me in the yo yo back, though, right?

  • Imagine you're you just challenge me in your your battle.

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  • Stop it, guys.

  • I'm gonna need some video request, by the way, since I'm back Margie hosting LA Y.

  • Hey, I want Marcie hosting.

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  • Yeah, I was waiting for that.

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  • My God, the Supergirl fans were so mad that I dare to criticize your show.

  • If he doesn't even watch it, then how can he?

  • I think I actually said that at one time.

  • Oh, God, I don't know.

  • Good mean.

  • I laugh at this.

  • You know how I got this hairline before?

  • We skill that every day you just dab a little bit of whisky and old blooms like a flower garden.

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  • This is so annoying.

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  • I can explain this whole up.

  • So you think this is the soul?

  • But really, the way the foot ghosts is like this, it goes all the way until the bottom.

  • There's no soul.

  • That's how my feet look like on the inside.

  • So he looks It looks like I just don't want other people feel bad that are short.

  • That's why.

  • Just so we're clear.

  • Hey, that's nice.

  • Thank you.

  • I like this new look.

  • Yeah, I think now is a little too short.

  • I think if I grow it out a little bit, it look ever looked better.

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  • This is something that people judge you by.

  • Someone made a CD with all my hit singles.

  • I really appreciate the policeman of that.

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  • If you call the police, I will cop.

  • I will have to say out of all bad things happening in the world.

  • One thing I appreciate is that if I'm really bored in the line somewhere It is kind of funny just to cough for the sake of it, just to see people's reaction.

  • I was at the post office and I had nothing to do.

  • There is taking forever, and you just just that's all you have to do and all the sudden really live.

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  • It'll mask three.

  • Take it or leave it.

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  • So I already said that.

  • So I actually owned some credit for ill Almost being epic.

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  • I like how I actually take credit for that.

  • They're saying stuff, and then there's actually taken action.

  • Oh, I'm so good.

  • Thoughts on getting rob how the video actually went, how I thought it would be Apple sauce, apples, ours.

  • Oh, you know what?

  • I update my secret word.

  • It's applesauce.

  • Now I realize I have to keep updating it because people are gonna follow, right?

  • Secret word.

  • If you ever meet me years Apple sauce.

  • If you say if it's related to science, I'm going to be, like, cringe, All right?

  • You want a selfie?

  • A cringe, guys, I'm gonna need some video request.

  • By the way, since I'm back.

  • Okay, fine.

  • 500 Likes Might say will host a Y.

  • That's a promise.

  • I've never said that.

  • That's a lying eight year old me watching my friend drunk because I replace his apple juice with whiskey.

  • The fifth time Classic classic.

  • Oh yeah, kept saying Classic.

  • The whole video like That's a classic.

  • That's a classic right there.

  • Another classic.

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  • Master Skywalker.

  • That's too many of them.

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  • Boxter A girl for literally 10 seconds.

  • My mom Oh, my God, Yes.

  • Why?

  • Either Guys are really dumb and we can't pick up cues when a girl likes you and moms are spot on or it's literally This means I'm curious what your thoughts are on this Let me know.

  • It took me 69 days and it looked amazing.

  • Very nice hair.

  • It iss Look at that from the fricking skies broad.

  • That's cool.

  • Yo, Yo, Master 64 me and the boys drinking apple juice instead of whiskey.

  • Since we're not old enough, apple juice will suffice.

  • It's okay.

  • Read it should have.

  • Ah, Do you want to go back where you left off Button.

  • How do they not have that?

  • Yeah, seriously.

  • Oh, my God, I've sent.

  • That's a fact I stand with that.

  • I've been recording these way too long.

  • This is a very long episode.

  • Thank you for making it to the end.

  • I appreciate you.

  • And now you know the secret word as well, which is obviously very important information.

  • Now, if you want to support channel, remember chicken the merch.

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  • Okay, that's it.

  • You guys tomorrow.

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