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  • guys.

  • Holy fuck!

  • Just way.

  • Talked about sex.

  • We talked about celebrities.

  • We talked about dating.

  • We talked about poo bags metal.

  • If you want.

  • Listen to go check it out right now.

  • It's not about accomplishing.

  • Hey, guys, today we're gonna be doing another video.

  • Open up, Stupid shit.

  • I bought some of this stuff.

  • I actually cannot show you because this video get taken down, but I'll give you a hint.

  • I bought a mouth.

  • It has teeth, a tongue, and it moves now, I guess technically it contains a puppet, but my hand is going inside of it.

  • My dick is this ain't a puppet show.

  • There's no big bird.

  • There's the grouch.

  • There's their growth grabs who should be living Well, let's get started.

  • I don't really know where to start.

  • Actually aside.

  • D'oh!

  • I'm gonna start with my other persona.

  • Now, listen, I have introduced you to cure stand if you don't remember where she is and even get Kirsten a glow up for 2070.

  • But Pearson got into an accident.

  • She lost her face and have you to transplant.

  • And here she is.

  • Oh, my God!

  • This is horrifying.

  • Yes, this is my new look I love it.

  • I feel like myself again And then I looked about Oh, I love that girl Were this looks fucked Washing my face Putting on a bit If I could just put on my face And that's a dream Yes, this is my new face I love her honestly, When you're so shook your face falls off So you need to do one I had love It's Oh, you know what?

  • I wonder this Snapchat will recognize it.

  • Well, do you think you look good thing too?

  • Why is this me in 10 years?

  • You're going general.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Maybe that bitch work.

  • I'm asked who the rocketeers.

  • Okay, let's see if we could make her a few.

  • Just on.

  • We're ready to fucking crazy.

  • Like a math teacher who died.

  • She was eating a tuna sandwich on her lunch break.

  • She choked, died and nobody found her till 10 years later.

  • Uh, it's like sometimes I get so hungry.

  • I'm only there's somebody inside.

  • Be reaching out for you.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Imagine like Hey, can I get a kiss?

  • I love her.

  • I can't believe I said this looks like Kylie When It's clearly Kate with, like, this actually might be Caitlin.

  • Like somebody snaps your weave and ripped off her face lift next.

  • Okay, I'm excited about this.

  • I don't really understand it, but I guess did you press the button?

  • It turned into a disco ball and it flies.

  • I feel like in the future, humans could do that.

  • My bitch.

  • What if every time you heard Hillary, why not?

  • You just started.

  • That's what we need to work out.

  • Some making iPhone.

  • 78 and nine, which make me fly listening to so yesterday.

  • I find it tomorrow.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm just a bow that's already flown away.

  • She sank right?

  • Here we go.

  • It's press this button.

  • Way to touch it is dead.

  • So typical.

  • Every time a party dies, I was tried again.

  • That music is a whole pie girl.

  • The party on the floor.

  • What is this?

  • A party for dogs, actually.

  • Wait.

  • Good idea.

  • Who know you ready to party?

  • Party is coming, you know.

  • Look, no.

  • Do you see what happens when daddy tries to throw your party?

  • Do you see what happens?

  • Daddy gets hurt.

  • Also, This represents every party I've ever been to.

  • And that's the owner of the house going when you're gonna go get the fuck out my house.

  • Come on.

  • Why does this things suck so much, you know?

  • Look, let's try it again.

  • Ready?

  • I told you to get the fuck out my house, You know, Did you make that happen with your mind?

  • Are you gonna kill Daddy?

  • Okay, I'm not crazy, right?

  • He's staring into my soul.

  • Okay, This next item is Raysy to me.

  • And I feel like I might have shovels in a video before, and I've never used it.

  • Now, listen, you know how much I hate a lot like I fucking hate her like a gray for summer to come along faster so I can see the smell.

  • But this toy is too far.

  • This is a mayday.

  • I'm slushies out of Olaf.

  • You got to do a bitch you live on, Switch it down and it comes out his guts.

  • Who the fuck This is how?

  • Serial commission And look out happy.

  • This motherfucker is to kill this No, man.

  • He's like, damn rule in this motherfucker.

  • You ready to play?

  • Okay, so here is our sad, sad, dying Olaf so first we just take his head out.

  • Oh, holy fuck.

  • I was expecting this to be filled with pure evil, but it's empty.

  • That's weird.

  • Okay, so now it's Oh, my God, that's horrifying.

  • Also over it, literally sleeping by the door.

  • He's like, Can I go?

  • All right, so let's get some ice.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is like a guru day in my life.

  • Everyone.

  • So first start off every day with breakfast.

  • I love a big handful of ice.

  • It's my favorite meal, and it's really cold.

  • Just like my soul.

  • Okay, let's put these in here.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, so now I guess we just put his head down, and then nothing's happening.

  • Um hi, Disney.

  • This torture device isn't working.

  • You just have to press his brains in really hard.

  • It's craving something.

  • OK, I really need a pressing a Hold on.

  • You see that thing?

  • This is a lot of damn work for that.

  • You know what?

  • Fuck this icemaker, but I am not gonna let this be a waste of money.

  • You know, Sarah bitch Summers here.

  • Oh, God.

  • Yes, bitch.

  • Mouth nose still intact.

  • Fucking nose job killing it.

  • Let it.

  • Go.

  • Let it burn, bitch.

  • It's your fucking turn.

  • Frozen to summertime summertime sadness.

  • He's like, Oh, fuck.

  • Oh, I gotta get out of here.

  • I need to find me an Arctic.

  • Why do I have so many animals around my house?

  • And why don't I talk to all of them first before the next item?

  • Can we just talk about this?

  • Every time I filmed these videos, I just get so sweaty.

  • Stop judging me, Steffy zebra.

  • You guys don't believe me, But you keep saying, although home, maybe you should just go jump off a cliff.

  • Fuck you, family neighbor.

  • Why are you better than okay?

  • Now?

  • These are something that I always see People selling on the streets.

  • Okay?

  • They're called rocket copters.

  • Okay, so here it is.

  • It's a button.

  • Okay, it lights up.

  • Kind of with what fold here.

  • Okay, so it makes you full of a bunch of shit.

  • Is it?

  • Already?

  • How come with a slingshot?

  • This is very confusing.

  • So I just took it to this, like this.

  • Let's do it outside.

  • Okay, so I have the slinger, and I guess I'll just swing it right into the sky.

  • My neighbors think it's a cry for help.

  • Here.

  • We got one, 23 Oh!

  • Oh, and that's my neighbor's yard.

  • I should stop, but I'm gonna do it again.

  • I wanna make sure you guys