Name: Things a sports commentator would never say | Mock The Week - BBC
Uploaded: 2020-03-31T01:48:37.000Z
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Sorry, Michael, you will not be getting a second date.

Ronaldo there, being booked by the referee for taking his shirt off.

You are not allowed to take the referee's shirt off.

as they come round to the Chair for the second time,

And you join us now for the diving. Here we go.

Oh, that wasn't very impressive. Oh, no, sorry. Oh, no.

You join us here for the swimming. Right.

Well, I think from here, he's going to go for the top right-hand corner.

We've got a very exciting afternoon of sport ahead of us.

Welcome to the World's Strongest Man competition,

where we see Dave from Sunderland attempt to pull a bus.

And he has rested the ball there perfectly on the cushion.

This really is a lovely new saddle they've made for Lance Armstrong.

Well, at the start of the day, I asked if he'd got the bottle.

Will it be gold? Will it be silver? Will it be bronze?

Who knows what colour the Russians' urine test will be?

Oh, and here they come, running onto the field completely naked,

wearing nothing but shoes. This is an absolute dis...

Sorry? I'm being informed that horses always look like that.

This is my first time doing The Grand National.

At the end of that round, the points go to Olga, Hugh and Rhys.

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Things a sports commentator would never say | Mock The Week - BBC

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