Name: How to Cook Eight Peas
Uploaded: 2020-03-30T06:45:46.000Z
Duration: 3 min 32 s
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Good morning, Hank. It's Tuesday. And I'm in my garden, which can only mean one thing:

A deer ate a bunch of my food a couple weeks ago, so my dad made a fence. Thanks dad!

Now, I've already gotten to enjoy quite a bit of kale and collard greens this year

And I'm just so excited. I can't wait anymore, Hank. Let's do it. Let's harvest the peas!

Okay Hank, it's time to count up our peas. We've got—

No, you're one of my only peas. Okay, we've got three peas plus the runaway.

You're ten percent of my pea crop for the year.

It hasn't been the best pea weather here in Indianapolis because it went from cold to hot more or less immediately,

But we're not letting that discourage us.

Now, Hank, one way of looking at these nine peas is that they were very expensive.

compost and the seeds, it's about 25 cents a pea.

But another way of looking at it is that my peas are very valuable. Walk with me.

Hank, today I'm gonna teach you how to create the most luxurious and delicious nine pea snack in the history of the world.

So if you're making a luxury nine pea dish,

the first thing you're gonna want to do is massage your peas very gently.

But my favorite way is to try to see how many peas I can fit in a pea mustache.

Usually the next thing I like to do is just give my peas a

basic overview of some of the factors that affect their lives, because you don't want to eat uneducated peas.

And the team playing in Milton Keynes actually got relegated out of the third tier (if you can believe that)

so AFC Wimbledon don't even have to play them.

So once you've got your peas educated and massaged, it's time to start thinking about cooking them.

And obviously this is gonna be uncomfortable

Mostly for the peas. I recommend gently but firmly explaining the situation to your peas.

So listen guys, we've had a good run together, but I am going to eat you now.

My body is going to turn you into energy that I will then use to probably watch TV.

And then once you've given your peas what I call "the talk", it's time to cook them. Let's go to the kitchen.

So one thing a lot of people don't know is that unlike asparagus or kale, peas are actually quite starchy

Which means you have to boil them for a little longer. An undercooked pea is just not that good.

I like to boil my water in a tiny artisanal pot

Because, you know, I've already wasted enough water growing the eight peas.

You know what they say about a watched pot.

It will eventually boil. You're gonna drop in your eight remaining peas

I'd say for about, like, five minutes. Sometimes it helps the peas cook if you sing them a little song.

[singing] Did you ever know that you're my pea-ro?

I'm really sorry about that pun. It sucked.

While you're waiting, I recommend looking at art, like this picture. When I first got it

I thought it was about Hollywood coming for YouTube

and then later I thought it was about YouTube coming for Hollywood

Then you use your pea scooper to scoop out the—

Then plate your eight cooked peas in a soy sauce container and then at last it's time to eat your eight peas.

Tastes a lot like the peas you get at the grocery store. So Hank, if you want to have a luxury pea experience—

At any rate, I cannot recommend gardening enough.

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