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  • Hey I'm Jake. Oh ya got...ya got a little something on your face.

  • It's right there. No a little bit lower. It's alright. Lemme get it for ya. Hold on.

  • Just wipe that and...ahhh. It's still there but it's okay because you can just click to remove.com.

  • That is a very fun and removable DONG, something you can do online now guys.

  • Inspacewetrust.org has an interactive timeline of important events in space exploration from

  • 1959 to 2015.

  • With calming music and sound bites from space it really is a relaxing atmosphere

  • but unfortunately space doesn't have an atmosphere.

  • But let's go to August 19th, 1960. It was the launch of the first two animals to go into orbit and come back

  • alive.

  • July 16th 1969 was when Apollo 11 took off for the first manned lunar landing.

  • Now go all the way down to 2015 for the first spacecraft to fly by Pluto.

  • But now it's 2017 so let's explore another

  • Species in pieces.

  • A site that features 30 species which you can choose from by either clicking one of

  • the dots in this circle or by going up and down.

  • Alright let's see what we get.

  • An Iberian Lynx. Cool!

  • To find out why it's endangered selectWhat's the Threatand after he gently shatters

  • into pieces you can see that the biggest danger is the dramatic decline of their food source,

  • rabbits.

  • You can also watch a video of these animals like the cute little African Penguin. That is if you need a

  • Moment of Happiness.

  • Where you can play with a variety of animated animals like this lion.

  • Click and hold to operate the fan.

  • Move it around to make his mane blow in all sorts of directions.

  • Once your lion is cool you can help this dragon sneeze or play with this cat and a ball of

  • yarn.

  • Look!

  • I'm gonna make him mad.

  • Get the ball.

  • Too slow!

  • Get the ball! Too slow!

  • Get the...

  • I love cats! Loooveee them. *weird audio*

  • Whoa why did it sound like that?

  • Because of Voice Spinner!

  • You can mess around with the given audio but that's extremely creepy so let's just

  • use my silky smooth vocals.

  • Here's what I'll say: I'm Jake and I love DONGs.

  • Now you can rewind it by moving counterclockwise.

  • Fast forward by going clockwise and adjusting the speed with this slider.

  • Dragging it to each end makes it go really fast and it will continue to play on its own.

  • Which is good because you'll need to free your hands for

  • The Autocanonizer.

  • Which like voice spinner plays around with audio.

  • This page gives you an explanation of the tool.

  • It takes any song and plays it against a copy of itself.

  • Then it looks at the detailed audio in the song and selects the parts that might overlap

  • well.

  • Choose a piece of music and now open your ears for this masterpiece.

  • Sway to the rhythm while you ask yourself this question:

  • What would the impression be of someone who just met me?”

  • With Writelight.guru you can unleash your creativity with the assistance of prompts

  • because the hardest part of any creative endeavor is getting started.

  • Select a time up here and it will count down right away so you better hurry and give it

  • all you've got.

  • Check out what I wrote.

  • Isn't it magic

  • Pen.

  • For this game the goal is to get the ball to the red flag by creating other balls and

  • ramps and things like that.

  • It will guide you at first but after that you're ready to crush it on your own.

  • It isn't all that hard now but as the obstacles get more challenging you have to start thinking

  • about angles.

  • Like if this is angled down into a bottomless pit of despair it probably won't lead you

  • to victory.

  • But no worries because you can start all over again.

  • You can also erase shapes by holding down “A” and clicking on whatever you want

  • to get rid of.

  • You should keep perfecting your line drawing skills so don't get behind

  • Use streamLINE...which almost rhymes. Good work Hannah.

  • Steer around with the arrow keys to reach the goal of getting sucked into this purple

  • fan-looking thing.

  • The black boxes are barriers that help move your line in the right direction.

  • The pause button just stops you where you are but is not an obstacle.

  • Oh man I'm really stuck...Just kidding this one starts the line all over again. Ahh what a goof.

  • And the x's will kill you but that won't happen because you're talented and smart and good looking and on

  • the road to success and on

  • Farfrompoopen road. *cough* That's a road.

  • This site takes you through a plethora of incredible road names like Duh Drive and Chicken

  • Dinner Road. I wanna live on Taco Terrace.

  • Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and there's also a playlist

  • Right here filled with more DONGs. And I'm actually kinda getting a workout right now. I'm holding this camera up on a very heavy tripod with just my left hand.

  • I'm pretty strong if I do say so myself. I also like long walks on the beach.

  • I enjoy food. I find food to be enjoyable. What else do I enjoy?

  • I enjoy classic rock like the Eagles and also new things that the kids are into like

  • the new Gorillaz I enjoy quite a bit.

  • Alright. Okay I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go eat food and walk on a beach.

  • listening to the Gorillaz. And as always, thanks for watching.

Hey I'm Jake. Oh ya got...ya got a little something on your face.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/30
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