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  • Good morning, John.

  • Happy birthday.

  • I sent you your birthday present and you sent me a picture of you wearing it.

  • I'm really glad that you like it.

  • You're stunning 41 year old van, and I guess that's like, middle age.

  • But who cares?

  • What does that matter when you have done so many wonderful and great thing?

  • I'm proud of you, John.

  • So I wanted to create a special video just for you to celebrate your career by presenting to you your life.

  • As decided by the hive mind.

  • These are the top 10 gifts that came up when I searched for your name in Twitter's gift search Number 10.

  • Doing that giant squid of anger.

  • Because, John, you're mad sometime.

  • This might even show up when you search for anger.

  • So there's probably lots of people who are just posting this angry nerd and don't even have any idea who you are.

  • Nine.

  • Likewise, from the same video, even a captured geif.

  • This one is probably used by people who are angry on the Internet.

  • A quick shift for number eight.

  • You doing your happy dance which we don't see enough of these days.

  • Not because you aren't happy, of course, but because you're old and it hurts to move too much.

  • Number seven.

  • You're angry again, though, to be clear this I don't think has anything to do with you.

  • I'm guessing it has something to do with the Internet.

  • Number six.

  • Now you're frustrated, but I'm gonna give this Jeff 10 out of 10 because I know that you actually injured yourself while filming this.

  • And I admire that dedication.

  • Number five No, a little bit.

  • This is great, because maybe people are introducing a little bit of nuance into their Internet discourse.

  • And they're using you to do it, John.

  • No, but yeah, maybe some number four sarcastic party popper.

  • I can see why people might use this one, but it's kind of a shame, since there are so many legitimate, enthusiastic, party popping moments in your career and only one sarcastic one.

  • But that's the one the Internet picked up.

  • But it is really good, Kaif.

  • So I can't complain.

  • Number 2 10 out of 10.

  • I love this and I want there to be a database that shows me every time this Garff was used because I want to see why people are using it, but I do love it so much.

  • The fact that this is number two, it kind of restores a little bit of my faith in the Internet, John.

  • And finally, number one, the top John Green goof on Twitter.

  • It's you sniffing your own book, which is now once again destroyed my faith in the Internet.

  • What's going on?

  • Why are people using this?

  • Why is this good?

  • What's happening?

  • Is this what you people want?

  • That's actually pretty good.

  • Of course I gotta hit you with some honorable mentions these days.

  • Very useful gifts.

  • This one Congress, this one surprised Putin that it actually has audio.

  • If you use it right, Putin, anytime you do something dumb, it's high points in my book.

  • And of course, this one where you're scared of squirrels love it so much on what a wonderful and wide ranging life and career you have had thus far.

  • And I'm sure that there will be many more Jurf little moments for you in the future.

  • I am very nearly on my way to Vidcon, Australia.

  • Higher still tickets available If you'd like to see me or number of other very cool creators We had a super great memorable special vidcon in the U.

  • S this year.

  • So I'm super excited to go have more of that in Australia.

  • And then in February in London, we also just finished the pod Count Indiegogo campaign two days ago.

  • And I mean, if ever I don't know, anybody's ever gotten closer to hitting the goal without hitting the gold.

  • But $299,569 is a win for me.

  • I think we could make up the difference.

  • Pod con tickets are on sale now at pod conn dot com.

  • You can find the links to all those things in the description.

  • John.

  • Happy birthday.

  • I'll see you on Tuesday.

  • Yeah, Putin.

Good morning, John.

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