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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

  • So last year around this time, I made a video called Why Santa Can't Be Black.

  • It's only right that I follow it up this year with another one.

  • And this yearit's Why Santa Can't Be Hispanic.

  • And that's the first reason right there!

  • Santa can't be Hispanic because people wouldn't know what to call him, whether it's Hispanic,

  • Latino, or Spanish.

  • People already have a hard enough time classifying Hispanics as it is.

  • The same thing would apply to Santa.

  • Many people would probably just end up calling him Mexican, bringing me to my second point:

  • Santa can't be Hispanic because people would just be overly racist about this.

  • You'd have people questioning Santa's immigration's status, whether he's actually

  • from the North Pole or the South Pole.

  • People would be saying Santa is stealing jobs away from America and that Santa needs to

  • learn how to speak English.

  • We'd have people leaving out empanadas, arroz con pollo, plantains, in fact, some

  • people would probably leave out some Taco Bell.

  • It would just be utter and complete mayhem.

  • Here's the thing, you can't leave rice and beans out that long.

  • It's not like milk and cookies.

  • Now the whole house is smelling like rice and beans.

  • The whole place is smelling like spoiled empanadas now.

  • I don't want to be smelling that on Christmas.

  • Another reason why Santa can't be Hispanic is because his family would just be too big.

  • You know Hispanics.

  • Culturally, they have larger families.

  • There wouldn't really be any need for any elves.

  • Santa could just get his grandchildren to do the work.

  • But here's the thing:

  • I want you to do something for me right now.

  • Can you just picture people trying to say Santa Claus's real name if he were Hispanic,

  • cause Santa Claus would not be his name.

  • That would be the shortened version of his full name.

  • His full name would be something long.

  • Something like: Santa Jorge González Mirales Sanchez Ramirez Don Juan Guadalupe el tercero

  • de la niña de la pinta de la Santa Maria Claus.

  • And I'm pretty sure parents don't want to be saying that whole full name when their

  • children ask what's Santa Claus's real name.

  • It wouldn't work out.

  • Another reason why Santa Can't Be Hispanic is cause it would just be way too dramatic!

  • Can you imagine Mrs. Claus,every time Santa would leavehow that would go down?

  • You know it would be just like a telenovela.

  • ¿Por qué Papá, Por qué?

  • Todos losos de mi vida.

  • Mi amor, es necesario para los niños.

  • ¿Por qué?

  • It's a little bit too dramatic for my taste.

  • But I guess the most important reason why Santa can't be Hispanic is because he would

  • ruin every child's Christmas every year.

  • How, you might say?

  • Because he would be late.

  • Not even like a little bit latenot even like December 26th late.

  • I'm talking, this man would show up around Easter time talking about:

  • Why are they talking about my brother?

  • Why are they talking about my brother?

  • Did something happen to Jesús?

  • Did something happen to Jesús?

  • Yeah, Santa Can't be Hispanic.

  • Make sure to leave a comment down below about why you think Santa can't be Hispanic.

  • New videos every Sunday.

  • No Jugamos Juegos.

  • Throw me the alley.

  • The first reason why Santa can't be black is because people wouldn't be able to decide

  • on his appearance.

  • Some people would want him to look one way, others wouldn't .

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

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