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  • - What is this? (upbeat music)

  • Why is there an egg on my table?

  • Hey guys, this is Austin and welcome

  • to a very peculiar episode of Mystery Tech, this is--

  • What, unprocess your food.

  • A rapid egg cooker?

  • What, you want me to cook an egg right now?

  • This is really the way that Mystery Tech is gonna go today?

  • Oh, it's the Prime Day special!

  • The Dash Rapid Egg Cooker, it's

  • one-touch cooking in 360 watts.

  • That's a lotta watts, my friends.

  • How much was this on Prime Day?

  • - [Ken] 12 dollars. - 12 dollars?

  • A relative bargain.

  • It seems pretty straightforward.

  • We're literally looking at a power button,

  • so I guess as long as you don't

  • leave your eggs in too long it's okay?

  • Ah, this is a whole thing.

  • I just thought I'd just put it in here and hit the button.

  • I didn't realize I have to actually like do stuff.

  • So I'm going to pour the water in.

  • All right, that's not a crazy amount of water.

  • Next up, I want to attach the boiling

  • handle and drop it on top.

  • The scary part is going to be poking a hole

  • in the egg 'cause I feel like I'm about to like break it.

  • This is a bad idea, is this really how you do this?

  • (clicking) Oh!

  • Okay, I did it, I did it.

  • This seems reasonable.

  • I'm gonna spin it around so it

  • looks a little bit nicer on camera.

  • Um, all right, well this is a really short cable,

  • but I can fix that.

  • What is it on, wait, I just plugged it in.

  • That means it's on already?

  • Wait, wait, wait, no, no, it's not supposed to be on yet.

  • I didn't start my timer, wait.

  • Okay, I'm gonna start a timer for four minutes.

  • Look, I am not responsible for any injuries

  • that may or may not occur due to the use of this egg cooker.

  • But, I mean, I think I did it right.

  • There's water in it.

  • There's a hole in the egg in case it explodes,

  • or whatever that does.

  • There's steam, it feels very warm.

  • Actually, that's super hot, I shouldn't touch that.

  • This seems very reasonable.

  • I see no reason why in three minutes

  • and 32 seconds Ken will not enjoy a

  • very soft-boiled egg that has been--

  • It's not poached, right, that's not what this is?

  • That's a different thing?

  • We are done. (timer beeping)

  • Now, should I open it, it should be okay, right?

  • Ooh, that's hot, okay.

  • Ooh, that looks pretty boiled to me.

  • Look, nothing caught on fire and there's--

  • Almost all our water was boiled off, too.

  • I think we actually got the right amount.

  • Hey, look at that.

  • It actually is boiled and not liquid-y

  • and droopy and making a mess.

  • Whoah, what was that?

  • The Opolar Laptop Cooler.

  • Oh, wow, that.

  • Okay.

  • What are, wait, why?

  • Okay, so this is going to be an external laptop cooler

  • because that always is a good idea.

  • Step one, assemble the--

  • Assem--

  • Assmeble--

  • Assmeble the laptop cooler with the silicon shroud

  • then push the cooler toward the exhaust vent

  • until the shroud completely covers it.

  • That doesn't look suspicious or anything.

  • (flicking) (laughing)

  • Look, I don't know why they made it flesh-colored,

  • but we're just gonna move right past that.

  • (laughing)

  • They got a great deal on some extra flesh-colored materials.

  • Okay, so I'm guessing that's gonna be it.

  • This looks, no, there's no way that's--

  • This is not okay.

  • Okay, so with our Opolar Laptop Cooler ready,

  • let's turn it on and see what happens.

  • It's a fan, it's blowing air out this side

  • and sucking it in from the laptop.

  • The only problem with things like this is that,

  • well, that's not how this works because

  • there's already heat being exhausted.

  • Putting a suction on one end is not going

  • to help the fan spin any faster.

  • It's just taking the hot air that's coming out

  • of the laptop and making a noise and exhausting it out.

  • So if you wanna do this with your laptop all day

  • by all means, go waste money on Amazon like Ken did,

  • but I think it's time to move to the next

  • thing so I can let go of the flap.

  • Oh my, why, why?

  • (sighing)

  • You bought a TV.

  • What is this even?

  • The Toshiba Fire TV.

  • Um, can I ask how much of our money you wasted on

  • what I'm sure is going to be your new TV?

  • Oh, 250, that's actually not too bad.

  • So if you can't tell our unboxing space

  • not really meant for something that's this big.

  • So the deal with this is it's actually

  • going to have Fire TV built in.

  • So not only do you have (bleep),

  • but you're also going to be able to have access

  • to Amazon Prime. (sighing)

  • This thing is so huge, dude. (plastic crumpling)

  • Uh, that, that's broken.

  • Oh wow, okay, so--

  • Oh, look there's even like condensation inside of that.

  • That's not what you wanna see on your

  • brand new TV even for 250 bucks.

  • Man, that's pretty bad.

  • Well, I gotta say, we've seen a lotta things

  • on Mystery Tech, but this is gonna be a new one.

  • I don't really think there's a whole

  • lot I can do about this one.

  • Bose?

  • This is not weird, this is not terrible.

  • Did you get some reasonable stuff?

  • So we've got the QC 25s as well as the SoundLink Micro.

  • How much was this?

  • Oh, wow, 70 and 100 dollars?

  • That's actually a pretty solid deal.

  • Man, I don't know what to do about things that are actually

  • functioning and are not total garbage town.

  • This is a really new bit of territory for me.

  • Wait, why are these made for iPhone?

  • They've got a 3.5 mm cable on it, how is it made for iPhone?

  • What?

  • All right, so they come in a pretty

  • nice-looking carrying case.

  • Now, these are going to be noise canceling,

  • but unlike the higher-end models they are not going

  • to be Bluetooth so you are going to need a 3.5 mm adapter.

  • Wow, I like the way these feel though.

  • So there's a lot of flexibility as far as you can

  • rotate them, the headband feels pretty good.

  • Man, I gotta say, I don't spend a lotta time

  • with Bose stuff, but their noise

  • cancellation is so impressive.

  • I mean, it absolutely just sucks any kinda background out.

  • I mean, I think this is an easy one.

  • If you're able to pick these up for 100 bucks,

  • I mean, that's a no-brainer.

  • Those are really, really nice.

  • Just make sure you have that noise cancellation on.

  • Next up we have the SoundLink Micro.

  • And I know this is actually a very

  • popular Bluetooth speaker.

  • One of the main features here is

  • that not only is it supposed to sound pretty decent,

  • but, that's kinda weird, but okay,

  • we're also going to be getting--

  • It's going to be not only waterproof,

  • but also reasonably rugged. (slow hip hop music)

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • I mean, for such a tiny speaker, I'm really

  • impressed with how loud that gets.

  • And there's actually a fair bit of bass, too.

  • I think a lotta times when you get these small speakers

  • they've got a good amount of bass,

  • but it's kinda overpowering everything,

  • it's not really that clear of a sound.

  • But, I mean-- (hip hop music)

  • For 70 bucks, this is a no-brainer.

  • At 100 it's a little bit more questionable,

  • but, still, that's a lotta power

  • in what's a waterproof, nice little chassis.

  • I gotta say, Ken, this is actually not garbage town.

  • Good job.

  • What is this?

  • What, Ken, Ken, oh my god.

  • So, I don't know what an Automaton Sweets is.

  • So, first of all, you hold it.

  • Second of all, you move it, and then you make music

  • with it and then you have a happy face.

  • Never fails, Ken gets me all excited with something cool

  • and then he brings me right down to earth

  • with some stupid crap that I'm probably gonna hate.

  • Oh, what, what is this?

  • Why does it do that, I don't want it to do that.

  • That's not okay.

  • (gadget squeaking)

  • Okay, that's kinda fun.

  • (high-pitched squeaking)

  • (laughing) (gadget squeaking)

  • (low-pitched squeaking)

  • And that's the hard out.

- What is this? (upbeat music)

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