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  • Oh hello there! I'm just making a paper airplane. Also my name is Jake

  • but you probably already know that because you watch a lot of DONGs dont ya?

  • You do. So I'm going to give you something. I'm going to give you a taco spin .com.

  • That is a DONG. But I really appreciate you so I'm going to give you a whole lot more DONGs. A whole bag full of DONGs.

  • Things you can do online now guys. That was a terrible plane.

  • Not that I've been sitting around waiting for Strangers Things season 2 to come out

  • but if I were then I'd love spaces.archilogic.com.

  • We get a birdseye view of the floor plan of the main house from Stranger Things.

  • Man I sure wish I could go ins….OH I CAN!

  • Here's the room with the alphabet and all the lights.

  • Scroll to go through the different areas like the kitchen, hallway, and the wall with the

  • hole.

  • I won't spoil it for you

  • But I will spoil the illusion of magic tricks on goodtricks.net.

  • We can learn how real magicians do things like levitate or read minds.

  • But who cares about psychic power when we can turn coffee into coins?

  • This site also has an optical illusions page.

  • Like this one.

  • Is it a face?

  • Or does it actually say LIAR. I can't trust anyone.

  • I really need to be more care...FOLJ.com

  • The site home to lateral thinking puzzles.

  • Oh.em.gee.

  • I LATERALLY can't even.

  • Okay first challenge.

  • You're driving down road in your car on a stormy night when you stop by a bus station

  • and see 3 people waiting.

  • One is an old lady who looks like she's about to die, one is an old friend who saved

  • your life and the third is the love of your life.

  • Who do you save?

  • The old lady of course!

  • Because after you help her in the car you can give the keys to your friend and wait

  • at the bus with the love of your life, Totoro.

  • Alright I need a harder one.

  • How could a baby fall out of a 20 story building and land on the ground and live?

  • Well it's because the baby was Michael Stevens who has wings because he's an angel, a sweet, sweet little angel.

  • Oh well, close enough.

  • And for more games for the brain… .com

  • Test your IQ by studying a picture and then on the next page it will ask you

  • about what you remember.

  • What color was on the top of the ice cream cone?

  • Easy...oh.

  • Okay well how about this one, were there yellow flowers?

  • Yes.

  • How many animals were in the picture?

  • Uno.

  • I.remember.everything.

  • Which means I am more than qualified for any job.

  • And you might be to, but interviewing is scary so let's practice with this simulator.

  • Let's do set 1.

  • Interviewer: Please tell me about yourself. Jake: Well, my Name is Jake Grand Inquisitor Tiberius the 3rd Heir to the Iron Throne Roper.

  • I like to make videos and I have brown hair.

  • Interviewer: Why did you select our company?

  • Jake: Well because I really like your tacos and I think I'd do a really good job...

  • Interviewer: Give me an example of an important goal you had to set and tell me about your progress or success in reaching that goal.

  • Jake: Well one time my friend told me to eat 74 tacos under one minute through a straw so I….

  • Interviewer: What could you see as the major objective of this job? Jake: Oh umm I guess just selling and

  • Interviewer: I've asked you a lot of questions. Now, do you have any questions for me? Jake: No ma'am...I'm okay thank you.

  • That went well.

  • So time for trans cube.

  • A strategic game where you steer this brick that has a face around as you pick up

  • static blocks to help you get to the next level.

  • Down here you'll see which number gives them to you.

  • To activate, press the number and then E. Now you can use it to climb up and over walls

  • and on to PEWPEWPEW

  • A fun and stressful time sensitive game.

  • Use your mouse to click on the number of shapes designated at each level.

  • Sometimes you'll uncover tools that will help you like slowing them down or making

  • them bigger.

  • The time is kept in the lower right hand corner and we're almost out of time so be fast!

  • Or should I say supersonic or zippy.

  • No I probably shouldn't but if you are dying to whip out your vocab skills head to word

  • womp.

  • These little groundhogs are holding up 6 letters for you to mix and match to make as many words

  • as you can before time is up.

  • There will be one word each level that uses all of the letters but it can be tough to

  • figure out what it is when you're in a rush.

  • But I've asked enough of you by now so why not just sit back

  • And listen to the radio stations all around the globe with radio garden.

  • Links to all the DONGs can be found in the description below and if you want more DONGs in your life, there is a playlist right here filled with them.

  • I'm going to go eat uh...a small child. Ya know? That's how I stay young. I'm actually about 1,000 years old.

  • And there's my plane. It finally flew back. It took 4 minutes to go all the way around the room. I'm a master craftsman.

  • What was I talking about? Eating a child? Yes. I like to absorb their youth and their strength. It keeps me young and vibrant.

  • And as always, thanks for watching.

Oh hello there! I'm just making a paper airplane. Also my name is Jake

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