Name: Travel by Drawing!
Uploaded: 2020-03-30T02:30:31.000Z
Duration: 4 min 21 s
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I'm in my mom's basement right now.  I'm home for the holidays but that doesn't mean that the jokes stop.

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Here's one.  Why can't you have a nose that's 12 inches long?  Well because then it would be a foot.

I know what you're thinking, niceonedad.com.  But I'm not your dad.

I am however a provider of DONGs, things you can do online now guys.

If you're a whimsical, spontaneous explorer like me, use Land Lines. Not to be confused

with landmines which you should not use. The site matches a place on Earth to whatever

you draw or drag, like this. It took me to Rhone-Alpes France. Which you can now click

in the lower left hand corner to see on Google Maps. You're now ready to book yourself

a ticket and fly away in the plane you designed on

How things fly. This cute video shows a plane being drawn and now oh

it crashed. This is because to fly you need to master lift, weight, thrust, and drag,

which you can learn about on this page. Now that you know engines produce thrust and lift

is created by differences in air pressure, it's time to make your own aircraft. You

can manipulate the four forces and watch them in action. For lift I can choose this wing,

DC-3 but it isn't going as planned. Larger wings cause more drag and slow it down. So let's

manipulate weight. Now what would happen if a plane was made of wood? It's strong and

lightweight but we need more of it to build a durable vehicle so this reduces lift which

makes altitude decline. Now that you are in tune with your inner aeronautical engineer

Where you can create a digital flip book.

You can see the marks from the previous slide. So you can more accurately position

your current drawing in relation to the prior one and make this stick figure's movements

more realistic. Isn't it just mesmerizing? No? Well maybe you need your vision checked

On essilor.com. Which has “NO DIAGNOSTIC VALUE” but it's fun, so please join me.

Cover one of your eyes and use your arrow keys to indicate which way

the open side of the W is facing. You can also test your sensitivity to light here.

Would ya look at that score? They don't call me Eye Socket Stevens for nothing!

I am able to perceive small amounts of contrast meaning I don't need a ton of light in order

to see well. Which is great because I'm in the mood to take a walk in some shadowy

On a-way-to-go.com. Take this square-headed dude on a peaceful walk through a forest by

pressing W. Or E to run. The space bar lets him jump and you can move your mouse to look

around. Click to get a close-up view of things like...dirt or whatever this is. And I'm

walking.  Now I'm floating. Can I get down? Anyone? Alright

well let's leave him there and we'll go play…

Filler. The goal is to fill up the space provided ⅔ of the way with the filler balls. You

create them by clicking and holding. The longer you hold, the larger it becomes. But you cannot

let the bouncy balls touch you while you are in the process of creating the fillers balls.

You are given a certain number of lives and balls so be strategic. You're smart

of course so I believe in you and since we're putting your intelligence to the test let's play

The Simon says Memory Game. It starts off easy. But then as the patterns get more and more

complex...well it stays easy because I remember everything, like how

ginger and fresh lemon can help with nausea.

Which will be important to know during  Cube Runner, a game that takes your through a tunnel of squares

with the occasional 3 dimensional cube. You have to avoid these cubes by steering around

them with your mouse or else you will lose. So either you lose or you puke, it's a win win.

That's it for all these DONGs.  I'm going to get back underneath the covers and stay warm and cozy.

I want you guys to have a healthy and safe rest of your 2016.  And enjoy the New Year and happy holidays.  I love you all. And as always, thanks for watching.

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Travel by Drawing!

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