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  • Hey, Vsauce. Michael here, next to a giant bird,

  • which can only mean one thing. I'm in London, where even the pillows

  • say "God save the Queen." It's a cushion, Michael. Alright, look.

  • I've got a bird trying to tell me what to say. That's right, in England

  • this is a bird and this is a bird.

  • Of course, I call her Hazel. But I've got a piece of knowledge for you,

  • Hazel. It's a new word and the word is DONG.

  • DONG. Is that

  • something you eat? No. It's things you do online now guys.

  • Iambebeast recommended Musicovery,

  • an awesome site with a mood pad. Mouse over the pad to choose you current or

  • desired mood

  • and it immediately changes. You can even focus it on a decade or genre

  • within your mood. But if you want complete control, upload your own favorite

  • song to Pixel White,

  • like you Ulication. The game lasts as long as the song you upload

  • and the songs' equalizer bars become the plane space.

  • Dizquier91 brought up a list of sites,

  • where you can waste time like a professional. While I was there,

  • I found Nooooooooooooooo.com.

  • When something terrible happens,

  • go there and push the button.

  • I also discovered ooooiiii.com.

  • The title makes more sense after you go there. But if you want TheCasalex's

  • computerception,

  • play a game where you're on a computer.

  • Or Coachhere recommends a game with state of the art

  • ASCII graphics. You're a Rafflecopter dropping WTF bombs

  • on guys wearing roller skates. Too fancy?

  • Well, play this even simpler game programmed to happen inside your URL bar.

  • Use the arrow keys to move the "O" to lasso A's

  • and press the spacebar to kill as many as possible in 30 seconds.

  • PointlessSites is another good collection of places. While I was there

  • I found one billion mazes, a site that literally

  • has 1,000,000,000 mazes. If you solved one maze every single second,

  • it would take you more than 31 years to finish them all.

  • Speaking of long times, here's a YouTube video of a guy counting to 100

  • thousand and yeah, that says 74 hours.

  • 41, 42, 43.

  • 44, 45.

  • But to feel really sad, play Platform

  • and learn a life lesson. Videos, do you want more?

  • Well, this one is a really sweet playlist containing the first

  • hour of MTV as it originally aired with

  • the original commercials. And lately I've been working with Greg from Dr. Coolsex

  • and getting into his WTF series. Each week

  • we learn a little bit more about what happened or what's happen...

  • ...ing. You be the judge. And if you're in London, I hope to see you at Summer in the

  • City tomorrow.

  • And as always,

  • thanks for watching.

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here, next to a giant bird,

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