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  • (loud bell clanging)

  • Ding ding ding ding! Top of morning! Irish noises!

  • Welcome back everybody to Minecraft. Not uh- not major craft miner craft.

  • What's up Padraig? How you doin'? You doing good?

  • All my nether wart is growing over there. It's all lookin' nice.

  • Hey! There's a- there's a skelly mans over there. I see him!

  • Get out of here, you frick!

  • That'll teach him.

  • Hahaha got em. This time, as you can see, my beautiful enchantment level is up to level 30.

  • Which means it's time to go

  • Go go gadget.

  • I want this one and I want this one. Okay, so one diamond pickaxe is unbreaking three.

  • Who's outside my house?

  • Who's making noises out here? Is that you you fricking drowned?

  • Get out of here! You need a license to fish in these waters.

  • What are you even fishin' anyway? Spiders???

  • Also I need more exp. Give me all the exp.

  • If I can get to level 31, that'd be great, because I want to be able to- enchant a bunch of things this time

  • Come here spider!

  • Fricking water spiders!

  • Coming in my house

  • God, there's more frickin' drowneds. Okay, I'll be back to kill you later. I mean!

  • kick

  • You don't kill things in Minecraft. You just kick them.

  • Ah... Let's go

  • Enchant-erooni

  • (in bad Swedish accent) Oh it's so beautiful the music. What was the next one that we could get? Uhhh

  • (annoyed) Silk touch?!

  • Okay, well those are poop. So, I'm gonna put in a diamond one...

  • But then it'll cost two levels to do it and then I'll be back down to level 28!

  • And then I gotta get two more levels again before I can do it again!

  • But these- this one blows. Level 30 just for a silk touch? Get out of here I have a silk touch already.

  • Ummm Wait? Both of these are unbreaking one?

  • (cat meows)

  • I'm just gonna enchant for one level, there. What's the next one we can get? unbreaking three! Efficiency three!

  • Efficiency three and unbreaking three. You know what, at this rate

  • (chuckles)

  • I'm gonna take what I can get

  • There we go, two diamond pickaxes and you know what we're gonna do?

  • Dragon Ball fusion those bad boys. That's right, Sam. We're gonna Dragon Ball them.

  • Sam's a good boy. He knows what's up.

  • Oh Yes, unbreaking three and efficiency three.

  • YEAH

  • Even though I had a pickaxe

  • The very first time, that had what like efficiency four, and unbreaking three? From ONE level thirty enchantment.

  • and then what did I do, fell in the big hot lava ball and died.

  • What should we call this one? Let's call it...

  • (animal noise)

  • What's that?! I'm not callin it that.

  • It costs seven to name it something else?

  • Oh come on.

  • umm Let's call it...

  • Uhhhh?

  • The Destroyer.

  • I don't know man, whatever.

  • Okay. Now we have this. Is it the best enchantment we've ever gotten? Not really.

  • But it's ours and we love it. Nice

  • I've just been waiting so long, to be able to enchant bloody anything at this point.

  • And I needed to get to level 30 because the diamond pickaxes need to be really good.

  • You know I'm saying gamers?

  • I'm just drinking all up on my G fuel.

  • Getting that gamer energy I need.

  • They don't sponsor me, but I would like them to (laughs)

  • Oh yeah! I forgot that I wanted to name the cat Cait (pronounced koch), or Kate. C A I T, Cait is Irish for Kate.

  • and people who are call Kate are normally shortened to Kat from Katherine

  • So your name is Cait. What's up Cait? Cait and Sam, even though Sam's not an Irish name, but...

  • You're still proud, you're wearing the colors.

  • If I was to enchant some of my pants, what would they come out as? Unbreaking three?

  • protection two?

  • I have a feeling that protection is more important in some Pantaloon-ies

  • We've got-- wait you only need level 9 for protection two?

  • Unbreaking three would be pretty good though as well. Plus six armor; how much do the regular pants have?

  • +5 armor

  • Right

  • Okay, I honestly don't know what enchantments I should be going for. What are good enchantments? What's going to keep me alive?

  • Protections probably. I do have- I have one here.

  • Projectile protection.

  • ooo That has protection four. Can I mix this with this?

  • Let's find out shall we

  • No. No, no, you can't.

  • So what if I put this in and you in? yeeaAH, let's get that.

  • I just want to enchant things.

  • I just want to actually do something with these freaking really expensive items that I got a while ago

  • I have an iron sword. I could make a diamond sword and enchant that.

  • Wouldn't that be pretty neat. Can I enchant this fishing rod and get like master of the sea?

  • Lure three and unbreakin-- I don't want the unbreak-ies. I want the super master of the ocean one that lets me...

  • Fish up everything really good. I need an infinite- infinite bow. Actually. Yeah, let's go try and enchant a bow

  • Uhhh, Bo Burnham, come out here

  • go away fishing rod

  • (cat meows)

  • Yes, exactly. Yeah, enchanting, shiny, right?

  • Let's just make sure this is the iron pickaxe. I'm glad that I renamed it, because as soon as I see The Destroyer, I know what's up.

  • punch... punch two? power two?

  • Why would i want punch factor for a frickin' bow?

  • What am i gonna? BAH! take that you freaking demons!

  • Yeah, I got a bow i can shoot arrows from it, but I'm just gonna hit you with it instead,

  • That's probably not what it means but...

  • that's where my brain's going

  • I could get power two; that's pretty good,

  • but I have heard that there is an enchantment that you can get for your bow that gives you infinite arrows and that's

  • basically all I want now at this point.

  • Everything else is pointless to me. Oh Lords of the sea, guide this tender lure. Give me all of your secrets.

  • Give me all of your powers. Give me everything that I deserve, everything I need.

  • Do not give me fish. If you give me fish from fishing, I'm gonna fish a punch into your face

  • Heeheehe hehehe hehe!

  • Come on come on, come oooon name tag

  • It's a fish I got a fish from fishing

  • what's the point?! What's the point Cait? I fixed up my stable a little bit more.

  • So it's still pretty tall, but at least now the shape is kind of broken up a lot

  • I like these little indents and stuff

  • I was gonna put lamps in there like the little lanterns

  • But I don't have any. Maybe if I get some I'll put them in. What's up? What's up Phineas? Where's Ferb?

  • That's what I should call another horse. When I get one. Finbar and Ferb

  • (Laughs)

  • I also, I have big plans for this aquarium. I know that I got dolphins before, but- that's another reason I want more name tags

  • Just so I can get more dolphins and if I put the dolphins in and put a name tag on them

  • they're not gonna despawn. Luckily Padraig's not gonna despawn now.

  • Man.

  • Do you ever just take a moment and appreciate just how good things can look in Minecraft.

  • It's incredible. It's a wonderful piece of art.

  • Great piece of artistry; wonderful day out for the lads. Wait, where am I hearing people? Are you upstairs in my-?

  • where are you? We've been breached!!!

  • Oh, or maybe not

  • We've been BREEAACHED!!!

  • EVERYONE! SOUND THE IRISH BELL! SOUND THE ALARMS! We've been breached! They got through our defenses! I don't know how

  • How did they get up here?

  • Did you spawn up here cuz it's a darkness?

  • Gosh ding-dang guys! No, shush. Stay away from Finbar. Stay away!

  • I'll save you Finbar!

  • Don't worry! Jack's here!

  • Oh. Mr. Spider ay, you want to go toe-to-toe with the Irish muscle? Didn't even stand a chance.

  • 360! How did that hit me?

  • Clearly had my shield up

  • Okay, I want to fight you guys cuz I need more levels. ah ow!

  • Not the creeper though, maybe not the creeper. Creepers suck and I don't wanna fight you.

  • Wanna be a pacifist creeper lover. Whoa, what a shot!

  • OW! They'll never see me they'll never see me here. I am sneaky hidden.

  • Ow Ow

  • Okay, okay, now you, now you asked for it okay. Now you, now you really ticked me off!

  • Please creeper, no

  • aaaAAAAHHAA!

  • Why am I fighting everything out here? out in the open. In an open field! Bobby B would be mad at me.

  • I have an even better way to be fighting things. Yeah-ha. Don't-- don't put bad mojo in my brain, okay.

  • Thanks

  • Sometimes they say something and I'm just like why would you say that to me? We have a monster spawner down here god frick it.

  • Monster spawner monster spawner. Gonna kil-- kick everything at the monster spawner. Oh god

  • Oh god, there's a bunch of creepers spawned. Oh no.

  • You- oh god. What is that?

  • What are you wearing?

  • Oh god what broke? AHH my chest plate broke

  • Why is that baby weird? I mean, I'm not afraid I'll still kill a child.

  • AAHHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAAHHHHH

  • dead. (laughs)

  • Okay, there's a lot of bad boys down here

  • Nice, thanks guys, easy does it now, oh, easy does it there now boy

  • Didn't I see another creeper in here?

  • Oh my god everything spawning!

  • Everything's spawning trying to kill me

  • but I kill right back!

  • I am fear, I am death

  • Taking a lot of smacks for no reason but look i'm up to level 21 already

  • Let's just do this until we get back to level 30 again. There you are!

  • Hi! ha. right in your face, and again

  • Ohh. Double headshot. this is actually really strong. I just never have enough arrows to do it.

  • Unhand thee

  • Deathly fiend! HA! Okay, this is actually really slow. I need a better spawner. Can I have something spawn like...

  • Ender dragons?

  • and I can kill those? How many how many levels would I go up? a hundred? I have books don't I?

  • Now that I've done...

  • Some more enchanting. Will they have switched out?

  • What can I get in my book? power four, fire protection

  • Power four is... good?

  • That's for a bow, right? Yeah.

  • I want infinity. If I could get a fishing rod with... what that people say?

  • Luck of the sea three. If i can get luck of the sea three apparently like one in every 10 fishing...

  • Then gets you an infinity bow.

  • Which would be really good. Can I like

  • upgrade stuff without having to spend levels?

  • That'd be nice

  • I'd really like that, actually, that'd be pretty great. Okay, put you guys in here anything that has-- can I eat pufferfish?

  • What do I do with pufferfish?

  • I can cook you guys

  • I don't know. Pufferfish, you're going in this. This is my chest that has anything got to do with animals. Anything like saddles for animals

  • String that comes off spiders, bones who come off bad boys

  • There's a large chest here with nothing in it

  • I'm very organized, as you can clearly see. I kinda I want to go farming for more diamonds

  • As well, but I'm always reluctant to do it in the videos cuz it's just a lot of me just picking at things. AH Hey!

  • What was that?

  • Who's on this glorious pint a Guinness?

  • Alright you have to come down. Actually, you know what when you're coming down through the pint you actually have to hit the floor

  • And you have to burn your feet just a little bit

  • It cleanses the soul, it cleanses the body and then you're allowed come into the pub and have a grand old time

  • Listen to that music. Oh good ol Irish Caleb music, ah boys

  • ah a grand opening crowd

  • all my friends showed up

  • Alright I do have some areas down here that I could go mining in I have found diamonds down here already

  • And there is a whole mess of lava down here.

  • somewhere

  • Someone is absolutely gargling balls down here. Yeah. There's a whole mess of lava and stuffs out here

  • That will probably lead to diamonds somewhere

  • Woah!

  • hey there's gold up there

  • Into the fire ha ha ha ha

  • Okay, I'm very nervous that you're actually gonna kill me and I don't want that

  • This is another great way to farm exp

  • Uh, guys, in Minecraft, uh, to just get more levels, just uh kick things, and then that should be good

  • What level am I on? level... 13

  • What's up here now?

  • Wow, it's nothing

  • haha, great. dig, dig, dig, chop, chop, chop

  • Let's just go

  • time to find diamonds, baby

  • We're gonna find it.

  • I have heard that they clump together

  • like if you find a resource, like redstone, that they come together with other things, but...

  • i want- I want diamonds

  • Can I- can I diamond now?

  • Is there a mod or... like a console command or something for Minecraft

  • that lets you see where diamonds are or see where any sort of like ores are

  • I'm not- I'm not gonna use it or anything

  • I just imagine how satisfying it would be being in an area like this and digging around and then

  • Using that and being able to see through the walls just to see how close you were

  • cuz there's likely diamonds here somewhere, but they're kind of hidden somewhere else

  • Like I'm just not at the right place. There's probably like diamonds like two blocks over somewhere and I just can't find them

  • it would be super satisfying to know how close I am

  • (echoing rumble)

  • What the jiminy crickets! Was that just thunder?

  • that was badass sounding! Wait, how do I get out of here? I forget.

  • (another rumble)

  • Oh BABY! I wanna go up and see thunder!

  • Can't see thunder. I wanna go up and see lightning in the game. Is there lightning in the game? It's never thundered for me before

  • Thor is pleased

  • Oh, yes. WoaHOhoho!

  • Yeah, buddy!! am I gonna get electrocuted standing so high up? i kinda hope i do.

  • Man

  • yes Thor!

  • Send me to do thy bidding show me which location the bad ones are

  • Th- thor?

  • Maybe he's not that pleased with me. Oh, this is nice. This is cozy

  • i love this

  • Rain is great! Rain is great at making you feel...

  • Warm. Like if it's raining outside, you're sitting inside. It's like aw I should curl up with a good book

  • I'm not gonna, but i- uh just want to

  • oh yeah, is it over there Thor? Is that where it is? Is that where I should be?

  • man that would be cool

  • YES! the lightning struck right in front of me that was awesome

  • i love lightning

  • i used to be well, I still AM but I used to be fascinated by it as a kid

  • Ow

  • Okay, could you guys not

  • Thor is very, Thor is very pleased with me. I should be blocking but I really don't want to

  • oh yeah. why is there a witch in my farm?!

  • Are you throwing stuff in my farm?

  • How dare you!

  • Woo you gave me a potion. A potion of healing!

  • Thank you ALMIGHTY THOR!

  • Thank you for gifting me. With this bountiful harvest. Oh, it's gonna be a good year for the spuds

  • Isn't that right Finbar? You know what I'm gonna go in and stay with Finbar

  • oh ho this is cozy

  • (rumble) Oh yeah!

  • This is awesome

  • Why am I so obsessed with this? why is this so amazing?

  • oh that was a big one. Oh that creeper just despawned. hey! there's people in with Padraig!

  • How did you guys spawn in there? Okay wait, I'm gonna use an axe because I don't want to axe-identally hit my polar bear

  • i'll save you Padraig! fight back!

  • Make sure there's no creepers around. NO! get him! get him Padraig! Yeah! Mess him up!

  • oh That's my boy, yes, we did that TOGETHER!

  • oh Padraig means business, baby

  • All right, I'm gonna get you some nice fish for that. That was a good one, good job.

  • as a person who is obsessed with sound design and someone who studied it

  • the sounds in these games are-- don't get enough credit

  • Like sure like smacking things and eating things don't sound the coolest like that ech ech ech, sound when you're munching on something- oh god.

  • i never realized I was living right next to the Mariana Trench

  • But like this sound (rain) is really good

  • is that a baby zombie and a chicken?

  • what are you frickin' doin'?

  • you're not allowed to be up there, where's your parents?

  • Thor is not pleased with this. go mighty chicken! go! you're free now! fly away home

  • What's up dance squad? my god, the bad guys are out in droves today

  • They're all over the place, they're storming the beaches!

  • fight back!

  • Fancy gold armor didn't really protect you, now did it?

  • Nice, we're up to level 24 now

  • I like this, I like the combat in this game

  • It's actually not that bad

  • There's enough- there's enough mechanics to it to actually keep it interesting and fulfilling. Whoa

  • Can I have that bow?

  • That looks enchanted! That is enchanted. Aw man, you couldn't have just given me your bow?

  • Aw this guys all shiny too! Why do you guys get the shine? NO, I thought he was gonna explode

  • Not today

  • Okay I'll use the axe on him, should have used the axe on him from the beginning because it's three smacks with the axe

  • and smacking creepers is definitely an in-and-out type of maneuver

  • Whoa, you were a strong one. What was that all about? I'm running low on spuds. I got one left

  • I got one fight left in me

  • Let's head back. There's someone outside my doors. There's a skelly man!

  • Underwater dodge, ow

  • I dodged it with my face

  • Nice. I'm coming Cait don't even worry about it. Oh god, oh god, how's it going buddies

  • It's a tough one out there lads

  • Get in under the covers. I probably should've dried myself off

  • Padraig I promised you a meal

  • I promised you a meal after that hard fought battle that you just went through a difficult time, but you fought well

  • No, you don't want it? Cooked cod? Here you go

  • Excellent worked like a charm. There you go Padraig

  • There's some salmon for you

  • Treat it well and be nice I hear spiders. I

  • And I think I hear water as well

  • Also hear more lava, are they above me? Oh god

  • Ah, there's water oh

  • That was lucky

  • See, that's what I mean. I was just digging in this area and I was like, you know what? I heard a zombie

  • Let's go this direction

  • and all of a sudden you just find diamond

  • Man that's satisfying. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's a big nugget of it. Yeah, baby

  • Hey, how's it goin'? You want my diamonds? Well, you can

  • Minecraft yourself

  • Die in the fire go kick yourself

  • Okay, okay let's ah

  • Bloop. There, just in case. Oh

  • Alrighty, yeah, I love when you find these giant veins of it I

  • I think we're good

  • Just to be sure

  • Yeah. Oh wait is there any more - OHHH OHH BABY

  • Wait, I need to start digging some of it cuz I'm gonna run out of pickaxes. Oh, no, I have another one

  • Yes, oh yes and it's giving me the levels I want and need

  • Oh

  • That's a good one, how many did I get

  • EIGHT DIAMONDS!? oh wait is that an eight or six? that's an eight

  • eight diamonds in one go Oh

  • Imagine if I had like

  • Fortune or looting three or something, whatever you get for this one. Oh, man

  • Thank you, blessed lava. Oh, oh

  • That's good. That's the good stuff! That's what we live for! That's why we Minecraft, baby

  • Now you might be asking yourself Jack what are you gonna make with all of your diamond that you just got? Oh

  • Nothing I have six, I have 14 diamonds now, muah

  • Bless the gamer gods. Hey!

  • This is Ireland

  • You need a special badge or an accent to get in here, you can't just wander in

  • I'm making it sound really bad, aren't I? that like, you can't just come to Ireland you need special privileges

  • In real life you can just come straight to Ireland. I don't care. We're very welcoming

  • We're lovely people, but in this game! Also I made this whole rail system down here and never ever used it

  • Cuz to make it actually work properly. I needed to make it powered going back Oh

  • Are you guys like above me here? Oh!

  • Sneaky little hobbitses. Okay. Can I- should I- can I

  • Ha-hi oh ho I feel like I just interrupted something. Is this the annual skeleton meeting? Thank you

  • No, ow! gosh dude! gosh ding dang!

  • I'm just here for a good time

  • why you gotta be smacking me like that? god, there's lava everywhere in here

  • Yikearoo. Oh, did I just find a mine?

  • whoa

  • There was a mine above the spawner all this time, I wonder where all the noise was coming from

  • Minecraft du- ok, I need to go. I need to go gear up gamers!

  • I don't even have any food with me down here

  • If I die to some freakin spiders, I'll never be allowed to play Minecraft again, people will just laugh at me forever

  • I don't like when people laugh at me. I don't like it. I'm not gonna accept it. I'm not gonna do it

  • Alright gamers down we go. I'm bringing my enchanted iron sword with me. With sweeping edge!

  • They're not even going to know what hit him. It's gonna hit them so fast they're going to be like, whoa!

  • Why's my face over there?

  • Why am I still alive?

  • Things like that. It's gonna be epic. Oh hi hi

  • Excuse me!!

  • I'm- I'm just passing through I don't even- I don't even go here. I've just- can I get up?

  • Okay, now we do blap

  • Let me just do a little blap so I can see where I'm going

  • This is a nice little area you guys have got going for you a

  • Great little area Wow

  • All of this was here all along and I didn't even notice; below my base too

  • It's very loud in here. Oh, there's a spawner down here. Yeah!

  • Nope. Oh wait, I don't have a sword equipped. ah, bloop! oh, my- my super sword

  • Okay that didn't feel any more Super than normal, aw yes

  • GOLDEN horse armor?! MUSIC disc!

  • I don't know, none of this is really that important to me, I don't really want you. who wants rotting flesh?

  • Except the zombies that it comes from

  • Okay, Golden Apple

  • Okay!!

  • It still didn't kick into my head to block

  • Okay, nice

  • All right. I need to make sure I know where this is. So I'll put a bunch of torches here

  • That's another monster spawner right there. Ooh

  • Nice okay let's just get up to it. Oh my god, there's so many of them!

  • There's a villager man right there!

  • Okay, so many spwaners, this is great ow, ow, that was not!

  • Gosh ding dang! Uh oh

  • Uh oh don't die don't die don't die please don't die please don't die please don't die stay alive! fight it! fight off the virus

  • Okay, oh my god, there's two spawners right next to each other! all right guys, I'll get you out! even if it means killing you

  • Take it easy take it easy take it easy. There's a spider here somewhere

  • There he is

  • Can I hit you? I really wanna hit you AHH God, no, he hit me

  • He got me

  • Man down

  • God again. Oh

  • God oh god. Oh god

  • No, no, no you sons of bitches. Oh

  • There's too many of them -- I lost my way out

  • Should've just- I should have just left!! If I had the potion of healing with me I would have been fine

  • But it fe- it feels like a waste

  • Since I haven't started making potions yet, it feels like a waste

  • To actually use one in a situation like this

  • gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme? Oh, now I'm level seven!

  • So dumb! dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Finally got to level 30 again, gah what is wrong with me?

  • Okay, okay, okay. Okay. How about how about you just stay there? Okay that worked perfectly man I have been here before

  • I dug out all of this

  • How did I get to this location before?

  • And why did I not find the chest that was like super close by?

  • I've so many questions. What do you mean here again?

  • Why did I lose all my levels?! Oh for the love of God. Where did you come from?

  • Oh god. Oh god. Oh god

  • Just to be sure you stop. Okay, how do I get out of here?

  • Okay one spawner there, one spawner there, down the stairs and to the left you go down much further

  • There's another spawner down there

  • Uhh kind of in this area and then we have another one right here. Four spawners

  • all around each other and they were all found

  • Coming up from a hall where I had a spawner

  • Are you kidding me? So crazy man, I feel so stupid for dying in there, I shouldn't have died. Uh

  • Whatever it happens, I've died so many times and lost so many levels

  • It would be nice if it was like, okay, you're never thirty you lose ten percent

  • Or something or I go back to like level twenty or something

  • Lose a third of your level something like that not

  • I've gotten so close to being like level 28 and then go back to seven and then level twenty two, go back to seven and

  • Then level thirty, go back to seven

  • Foolish! Silly boy. What music did I get? I got a- I got a disc

  • C418 thirteen

  • It's playing two musics at once Cait

  • I don't know what to do Sam

  • Let's go to sleep

  • Lalalalala septicbooper was slain by a cave spider, well, no one saw that! it didn't happen

  • This is the creepiest music stop that you know, it's fine. Look we'll build an iron sword

  • We get some lapis and we'll go up and we'll enchant this to whatever we can I needed the enchantment table

  • To change anyway, wait, what would it have been for?

  • pickaxes right now

  • efficiency four, fortune one, unbreaking

  • Okay, cool. What is it for bows? Power, power, punch? No. All right. Let's just- let's just do this one. What do we get?

  • Unbreaking two

  • Cool we have this now. we went down a couple of levels but that's fine. What do we get for a bow now? Power, power, POWER

  • Do you guys want power? Do you want power, or DO YOU WANT POWER?

  • Efficiency, efficiency, unbreaking, efficiency, efficiency, unbreaking

  • Oh, wait are all of these always the same?

  • Let's enchant my arrows

  • man, I want SUPER good enchantments

  • I feel so cheated by the time I died and lost the really good pickaxe. I'm still burned by it. I'm never gonna let it go

  • There it is! infinity! Oooh

  • Yes, if I just get to level 30 I can get an infinity bow! yeah, exactly Cait! it's only

  • seventeen levels

  • Oh

  • but that's excellent

  • Nice. Okay, so don't enchant anything else on the table again

  • Got it. All right, how do we get up levels really quickly besides just farming those spawners

  • That's the best way, isn't it?

  • And like, smelting and then making babies. Awh

  • I didn't realize that my iron sword had a bunch more stuff! sharpness two, unbreaking two, and knock-back one. Ooh!

  • I actually enchanted a pretty good one

  • That's pretty neat I was walking along and the- the skeleton died in like three hits, this is the stuff

  • This is Minecrafting

  • This is how you do it

  • This is farming

  • die everybody

  • Can everybody die?

  • Can you guys spawn faster? This one doesn't spawn very quickly

  • I have two spawners going at once. And I want to be able to kill more things. Oh, yes. Come on down

  • Ow!

  • How dare you get me- oh hey! you guys, somebody decided to wake up?

  • Come on over fellas, come on over. you guys don't give me a whole lot

  • But you know what it's enough to get me by I'm at level 19 I've been at this for 20 minutes

  • Can things go a little quicker? Oh my god

  • There's so many enemies behind this

  • I'm getting away with it all! Don't explode, don't ruin the fun

  • Don't do it. Just give me all the exp! ALL OF IT!

  • Yes! oh, this is so good, so satisfying

  • Die everybody!

  • Its- Minecraft is a peaceful game, I swear

  • There's all these little like nooks and crannies where enemies are all hiding. These aren't even the spawners. These are just oh

  • Oh god, oh god. Oh god, this is bad. This is bad that- that's- that's an oops

  • That's a get out of here now card, that's a- that's a- oowee oowee doopy goopy. Oh

  • I'm out of- I'm out of potatoes. Okay, block you up for another little bit, I just have all these holes in the walls everywhere

  • for enemies to pour through

  • Well, I can hit the ankles of most enemies but the spiders get through

  • Where did you get iron?! Do you have any idea how weird it is to record a let's play where, for 30 minutes

  • You don't speak and then suddenly it's like hey, by the way, this is happening

  • It's so bizarre, I've been recording for two and a half hours, all I want is level 30 so I can get my infinity bow

  • Take 'em down Legolas!

  • Those spiders

  • I really should just leave and get- oh god, no, don't offer them bread. Don't let them know that you- that you have food

  • Probably should just go and get well, I mean I could get milk to cure the ailment

  • but as soon as I put the milk on me, there's more spiders

  • If only I had a cow down here. I could hear you

  • I don't wanna get snook attacked- what the?! what the?!

  • How spider here, though?

  • How spider?!

  • That's what I want to know is how spider

  • Block that up. It's too much going on and I only have five soft potatoes left

  • munch, munch, munch

  • I got sick of the spawners

  • Now I'm just mining quartz in the Nether

  • To get my levels up. I'm always nervous about doing this because of what happened

  • Many, many moons ago. No

  • Forget- forget it happened. You guys don't remember a thing

  • Alright that never happened. Let's scrub it from the history books

  • This really is the most efficient way of getting levels

  • I mean, you are in the nether, and the nether is scary, but

  • I entered at level 25 and I'm already at level 27 like two minutes in. Oh, are you a death hole?

  • Oh, no, you're just a regular hole

  • There's so many times you walk past something here. It's like that hole goes down into Satan's armpit

  • No, not Florida. If y'all ever need nether quartz for something

  • Hit me up!

  • I got it for days. All I have is nether quartz. You're building a house out of nether quartz?

  • Jack's gotcha

  • What do you use nether quartz for in this game?

  • It'd be really handy

  • what if I get like- build like the most amazing thing out of it later on in the game and all this farming is gonna

  • Be completely worth it

  • I mean it's already worth it

  • Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Get ready for the dinga Ling Ling Ling Ling Ling

  • LING LING LING LING LING LING

  • Cha chow! Wow, level 30. Okay. Let's go spend these bad boys! Honey! I'm home

  • Now alright. Hi guys, how are you doing? Do I have a bow that's full?

  • (jack it's right there)

  • No, this is about the best that I can do right now

  • (imagine if he had eyes)

  • Um, can I make a brand new bow? What do you need to make a bow?

  • I I think I have some string. And let's not do what we did last time and enchant the wrong bloody sword

  • *sings along to Minecraft music*

  • What?! Oh wait, oh wait, yeah, it's that ohhh, It's the book, boom, and then

  • *kermit yelling?*

  • Turns out you could get infinity here now anyway, ooh!

  • I could enchant it to get...

  • Oh, no, if only I had level 30 again, damn you Minecraft and your

  • delicious delicious game

  • All right. Let's put you in here for a second. Just to keep you safe. Pat pat pat pat pat

  • I'm ready

  • Promotion, I'm ready

  • promotion

  • You're probably wondering why I have some uh

  • some gold things in my uh inventory

  • I may or may not have killed a few pigmen to get the last few levels cuz my pickaxe broke

  • They were not very happy about it, but you know what? The nether wasn't very happy, I wasn't very happy with it

  • So what are you gonna do? put you in here, I get power three

  • *more kermit yelling*

  • Nice nice nice the best thing about having it in a book is that I have it always

  • Put you in there put that in there

  • Yes

  • I'll call you Infinibow, INFINIBOW!

  • Boom baby

  • That's what daddy like to see! Infinibow!

  • Let's get rid of everything except one arrow

  • So I have one arrow now in my thing

  • That's good. Let's put you down here so that people can see, is everybody looking? is everybody looking at Infinibow right now?

  • Are your eyes all glued to the screen?

  • I need to find something to kill. I'm sorry cow. You are a testbed for something greater than yourself

  • Watch this, Infinibow!

  • Yes, it works!

  • oh my god, it's so strong

  • Thank ya. Thank you. Thank you. Don't be upset about it. You're part of a greater plan. You're

  • It's almost nighttime and I could have just waited for something to spawn but Infinibow! Away!

  • Oh, man, that's awesome. Okay now I have a really good weapon

  • Infinibow is exactly what I need to defeat some of the harder enemies in the game, whenever I actually have to

  • Do anything like that, which I don't know when I will

  • But any of the bigger bosses- a bow with infinite ammo and

  • Power, what was it, power 3? Yeah, that's awesome

  • I'm so happy with that

  • That's the best enchantment- well, no, actually the first diamond pickaxe that I enchanted was pretty dang good as well

  • But this is the second best thing that I have enchanted that is now actually mine and will stay with me

  • Okay, you sit in there, Infinibow, don't ever leave me

  • If you're in there, I can't lose you. Okay, good! Progress!

  • Yes, that's exactly what I wanted to accomplish at the end of this episode and there we have it people

  • I'm so happy, INFINIBOW!!

(loud bell clanging)

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