Jack: No, I hate myself Felix: I wanted to join I'm like no I can't

Felix: Intro completed welcome back!

Felix: Wow we traveled so far! Jack: Commence intro number five, welcome

Jack: What are we doing?

Felix: We are- Jack: I climb mountain now Felix: Oh climb mountain very epic

Felix: *gasp* ALPACA. I'll get to this one

Jack: Are those wild alpacas?

Felix: They're wild epicly

Jack: Oh my - *laughs*

Jack: I want one we don't have any saddles

Felix: *fkkk noises*

Felix: Maybe we can ask them for... what Jack: Are you spitting like the alpacas?

Felix: Bebe bebe alpaca Jack: Two bebes!

Felix: Okay, how about this we put them in a hole so we can just grab them later Jack:..okay

Felix: We're your new papi Jack: HEY sorry

h e y

Jack: Oh come on. I'm not fast enough at digging! Use your tiny hands

Felix: Why, it's too fast. He can't be stopped. Jack: There we go there we go. push em in

Jack: Go in

Felix: Oh my god, you pushed him out. Jack: I did not, I did nooot Felix: I think they will despawn

Felix: Just so we're clear that Jack: No no this is gonna work perfect

Jack: It's because we care!

Felix: I'll put a lid just to make sure he's safe

Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice

Felix: To water sheep?

Jack: No! To golden alpaca

Jack: There you go. You stole my kelp! Felix: My inventory's full. It's a mess

Jack: Really? I have like five things. Felix: Oh, can I give you some? Jack: Yeah, please

Jack: Dude I want a pet dolphin in my game! Felix: Yeah me too! Why can you not? Bull crap

(New CC person has arrived) (SkeletorTheAlcoholic Was Here) Jack: I-I trapped one before, (and) he died

Felix: *Audible Gasp* FLOWER BIOME!

Jack: Is that... special?

Jack: Is that... special? Felix: No

Felix: No

Felix: Never mind, it's not...

Felix: Is regular...

*Sad Felix noises*

Jack: So I have a flower

Jack: ISLAND in my game

Jack: Is that special?

Jack: Is that special? Felix: Huh

Jack: Am I special?! *excited Jack noises*

Felix: Yeah, yeah you're special

Jack (in a high pitch): OOOH!!! MY GOSH!!!

Felix (trying to ignore Jack): Did we immigrate to a new world?

Felix: Because I feel like that's what we did

Felix: Even though it's

Felix: equally bad Jack: *Dies while trying to speak*

Jack: Pretty much

Jack: We left Scandinavia, we need new accents (CC Person: Oh dear gosh, Jack please no)

Felix: Uhhhm

Jack: I kill you with diamond pickaxe

Jack: I kill you with diamond pickaxe Felix (in a horrible Russian accent): Oopsies, we went to Ree-uh-sha (Russia)

Felix: *Snickers*

Felix: It is vury (very) eyypic (epic)

Jack (while laughing): Reee-uh-sha

Felix: no, Re-uh-sha

Jack: Oh my gosh

Jack: Kill skeleton

Jack: Skeleton, too scary

Felix: Skeleton look a lot like

Felix: Skeleton look a lot like Jack: I do not like it

Felix: Everyone (in) my family

Felix: Because we don't fwed (feed)

Jack: hah, pffffffft

Jack: Okay, no go back

Jack: This is way worse

Felix: Go back dude, I don't like this. Do you like? Jack: No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. We're not doing anything

Felix: I'm trying to figure out... ooh

Felix: Let's go to spruce place. I like the spruce place. Jack: We could have had like seven story house by now,

Felix: WITCH!

kill the witch!

Jack: where are you seeing a witch?

Felix: Oh, help me please Jack: they'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are

Felix: Please help

I'm about to die. Jack: Oh, I heard that Felix: please help! Jack: I'm coming!

Felix: Ple-heeheease help

Felix: My sword went out Jack: All I have is a pickaxe Felix: I have an axe. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die

Jack: No. You're not

Felix: I'm gonna die Jack: No you're not Felix: I have one health

Jack: you're not gonna die, the witch is dead

Felix: We need to sleep. Otherwise, we won't respawn Jack: sleep sleep sleep Felix: Oh my god you have arrows everywhere

Jack: Oh my god I'm about to die

I saved you though! Felix: You did bro. Thanks, bro Jack: No problem, bro. Felix: Three hours too late, ugh cringe

Jack: *in spongebob voice* 3 hours later

Jack: OH! Enderman! Oh god, there's creepers everywhere

What do we doo Felix: Um, okay wait

I don't know should we go back? What did we do? Jack: I don't know- keep pushing forward. Just keep going

Felix: Okay let's go to the spruce Jack: Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this

Felix: We have to kill a sheep if you see them-

Felix: So we can sleep we need to sleep Jack we need to sleep Jack: I know but we need a workbench as well

Felix: Oh there's a village here! we can sleep in the village! Hurry! Follow me! Jack: sweet!

Jack: Oh god, oh god, wait- Felix: there's wolfies!

Jack: *gasp* tiny doggos!

Felix: Okay, watch out for berries. They hurt they sting. They sting like tears from your eyes

Jack: Oh my god, you have special technique of jumping. I didn't know that makes you go faster. Felix: Oh my god, noob

Jack: AHHHHHH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE! Felix: NOOOOOOOO

Jack: RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!

Jack: GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP

Felix: I gotta get my pickaxe and sleep

Felix: Okay, okay, okay Jack: Oh god wait, where the hell do I respawn?

Felix:I told you brah we were supposed to sleep

Jack: oh no Felix: You died outside!

Jack: oh no, I'm in the original place

*funky screaming*

Felix: Wait, I have to sleep. I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait. Do we have to sleep at the same time? Three two one sleep.

Felix: There's no beds!

Jack: I'm sleeping Felix: There's no beds! Jack: I'm sleeping!

Felix: Ooh I found diamond Jack: Oh look, morning. Top of morning!

Felix: Top of morning- okay -727

Jack: don't- don't do me like this Felix: heh heh, minus 2000

Jack: I'll make a boat

Felix: Are you actually gonna walk? Jack: No, I'm gonna sail, I'm not walking all of this

Felix: God, you're a legend Jack, I would just have teleported

Jack: No cheat Felix: no cheats. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen, I respect I respect Jack: I do need- I do need food though

Felix: Jack, you're not gonna believe what I just found Jack: what Felix: not one, not two

Felix: Seven potatoes Jack: *GASP*

Jack: OH MY GOD! IT WAS SO WORTH IT

Jack: This is why I made the sacrifice. Maybe I'll just go to the nether and die in lava five times again Felix: Oh my god

Jack: See it's funny because I can joke about it now Felix: Now that it hasn't happened

Jack: I did the exact same thing in my own playthrough again. Felix: woah there's armor racks Jack: I went into the nether and forgot-

Felix: Sorry, tell me

Jack: I went into the nether and forgot flint and steel so I had to use a Ghast to ffl- light the portal Felix: nooOOoo

Jack: And then he disrupted the lava and I died in it Felix: Oh my god

Jack: I have a problem Felix: Jack, you keep dYING

Jack: I know, I'm horrible Felix: Okay so I bui- you're gonna love this. I built like one, two, three, four, five, six houses!

Jack: Built or stole? Felix: uhhHHhh, does it matter?

Jack: Stealing them is better

Felix: Okay! Stole. I stole

Jack: Oh, awesome. Oh, hello! Felix: Hello. Do you understand? Jack: Felix me-um?

Felix: Felix me-ama

Felix: Okay Jack: Oh, so good to meet

Felix: Hello, swedish, I speak like this so you understand me

Jack: Water sheep, water sheep

Jack: I don't even know what half of the stuff from your series is, I don't watch the episodes, I just keep getting secondhand knowledge from everybody

Felix: It's literally just water sheep

Jack: I- that still doesn't explain anything. You say that like it's a normal thing in the game

Felix: What do you mean?

Jack: She's a sheep, but in the water?

Felix: Don't make me talk about it, it's too painful

Jack: okay, I get it, I'm sorry. Felix: I killed cow now. Sorry cow, hungry. Jack: I thought you were vegan?!

Felix: Oh, they are vegan cows Jack: Oh, good

Jack: Good to know Felix: You don't know vegan cows?

Jack: Is this another thing like water sheep? Felix: No

Felix: I should never- I should never brought up water sheep, that's why we leave him- we leave it- game behind Jack: once you talk about water sheep. You never go back

Felix: You never forget the pain Jack: I make bed and I sleep

Felix: Make a bed and sleep

Jack: Ah, goodnight world!

Felix: Okay, good night Jack: Good night, sleep sleep Felix: I sure hope green boy is thinking about me

Jack: always

Felix: Always, where- where is he? It's almost like he's speaking in my brain

Felix: But why he had to die? "I'm here" Jack: Hello cow! Felix: Don't speak

Jack: *whispers* sorry

Felix: Ok speak Jack: hello

Felix: *sniffs* I smell potato... is you? Jack: it's me, it's my deodorant

Jack: It's potato deodorant, I just rub a potato under there

Jack: OH! I see village! Oh my god Felix: What? Jack: Oh my god. I see

*both yelling*

Jack: Okay, I give you gift Felix: OH

Felix: Thank yo- OH for me? Jack: Oh my god there's ar- iron chestplate! Felix: Yeah for you, and follow me. Goodie bag

Jack: I didn't know you can put them on mannequins Felix: Me neither, you can take

Jack: *gasp* heart potato!

Felix: Heart potato, and also look! Soft potatoes. I know you like-

Jack: soFT POTATOOO?!

Jack: You're a good friend

Jack: Diamond pickaxe, you keep for me? Felix: Yeah, I don't know how many times I got it for you

Jack: It's the gift that keeps on giving Felix: the gift that keeps on givin', this village is massive like look

Felix: It goes all the way