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Jack: Oh welcome back gamerrrs
Jack: No, I hate myself Felix: I wanted to join I'm like no I can't
Felix: Intro completed welcome back!
Felix: Wow we traveled so far! Jack: Commence intro number five, welcome
Jack: What are we doing?
Felix: We are- Jack: I climb mountain now Felix: Oh climb mountain very epic
Felix: *gasp* ALPACA. I'll get to this one
Jack: Are those wild alpacas?
Felix: They're wild epicly
Jack: Oh my - *laughs*
Jack: I want one we don't have any saddles
Felix: *fkkk noises*
Felix: Maybe we can ask them for... what Jack: Are you spitting like the alpacas?
Felix: Bebe bebe alpaca Jack: Two bebes!
Felix: Okay, how about this we put them in a hole so we can just grab them later Jack:..okay
Felix: We're your new papi Jack: HEY sorry
h e y
Jack: Oh come on. I'm not fast enough at digging! Use your tiny hands
Felix: Why, it's too fast. He can't be stopped. Jack: There we go there we go. push em in
Jack: Go in
Felix: Oh my god, you pushed him out. Jack: I did not, I did nooot Felix: I think they will despawn
Felix: Just so we're clear that Jack: No no this is gonna work perfect
Jack: It's because we care!
Felix: I'll put a lid just to make sure he's safe
Jack: Okay, and I give sacrifice
Felix: To water sheep?
Jack: No! To golden alpaca
Jack: There you go. You stole my kelp! Felix: My inventory's full. It's a mess
Jack: Really? I have like five things. Felix: Oh, can I give you some? Jack: Yeah, please
Jack: Dude I want a pet dolphin in my game! Felix: Yeah me too! Why can you not? Bull crap
(New CC person has arrived) (SkeletorTheAlcoholic Was Here) Jack: I-I trapped one before, (and) he died
Felix: *Audible Gasp* FLOWER BIOME!
Jack: Is that... special?
Jack: Is that... special? Felix: No
Felix: No
Felix: Never mind, it's not...
Felix: Is regular...
*Sad Felix noises*
Jack: So I have a flower
Jack: ISLAND in my game
Jack: Is that special?
Jack: Is that special? Felix: Huh
Jack: Am I special?! *excited Jack noises*
Felix: Yeah, yeah you're special
Jack (in a high pitch): OOOH!!! MY GOSH!!!
Felix (trying to ignore Jack): Did we immigrate to a new world?
Felix: Because I feel like that's what we did
Felix: Even though it's
Felix: equally bad Jack: *Dies while trying to speak*
Jack: Pretty much
Jack: We left Scandinavia, we need new accents (CC Person: Oh dear gosh, Jack please no)
Felix: Uhhhm
Jack: I kill you with diamond pickaxe
Jack: I kill you with diamond pickaxe Felix (in a horrible Russian accent): Oopsies, we went to Ree-uh-sha (Russia)
Felix: *Snickers*
Felix: It is vury (very) eyypic (epic)
Jack (while laughing): Reee-uh-sha
Felix: no, Re-uh-sha
Jack: Oh my gosh
Jack: Kill skeleton
Jack: Skeleton, too scary
Felix: Skeleton look a lot like
Felix: Skeleton look a lot like Jack: I do not like it
Felix: Everyone (in) my family
Felix: Because we don't fwed (feed)
Jack: hah, pffffffft
Jack: Okay, no go back
Jack: This is way worse
Felix: Go back dude, I don't like this. Do you like? Jack: No, I don't like anything of what we're doing. We're not doing anything
Felix: I'm trying to figure out... ooh
Felix: Let's go to spruce place. I like the spruce place. Jack: We could have had like seven story house by now,
Felix: WITCH!
kill the witch!
Jack: where are you seeing a witch?
Felix: Oh, help me please Jack: they'll put a spell on you. I don't even know where you are
Felix: Please help
I'm about to die. Jack: Oh, I heard that Felix: please help! Jack: I'm coming!
Felix: Ple-heeheease help
Felix: My sword went out Jack: All I have is a pickaxe Felix: I have an axe. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Jack: No. You're not
Felix: I'm gonna die Jack: No you're not Felix: I have one health
Jack: you're not gonna die, the witch is dead
Felix: We need to sleep. Otherwise, we won't respawn Jack: sleep sleep sleep Felix: Oh my god you have arrows everywhere
Jack: Oh my god I'm about to die
I saved you though! Felix: You did bro. Thanks, bro Jack: No problem, bro. Felix: Three hours too late, ugh cringe
Jack: *in spongebob voice* 3 hours later
Jack: OH! Enderman! Oh god, there's creepers everywhere
What do we doo Felix: Um, okay wait
I don't know should we go back? What did we do? Jack: I don't know- keep pushing forward. Just keep going
Felix: Okay let's go to the spruce Jack: Okay, I'm there. I have diamond pickaxe. I really don't want to lose this
Felix: We have to kill a sheep if you see them-
Felix: So we can sleep we need to sleep Jack we need to sleep Jack: I know but we need a workbench as well
Felix: Oh there's a village here! we can sleep in the village! Hurry! Follow me! Jack: sweet!
Jack: Oh god, oh god, wait- Felix: there's wolfies!
Jack: *gasp* tiny doggos!
Felix: Okay, watch out for berries. They hurt they sting. They sting like tears from your eyes
Jack: Oh my god, you have special technique of jumping. I didn't know that makes you go faster. Felix: Oh my god, noob
Jack: AHHHHHH NO I DIED! GET MY PICKAXE! Felix: NOOOOOOOO
Jack: RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR, RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
Jack: GET MY PICKAXE AND SLEEP
Felix: I gotta get my pickaxe and sleep
Felix: Okay, okay, okay Jack: Oh god wait, where the hell do I respawn?
Felix:I told you brah we were supposed to sleep
Jack: oh no Felix: You died outside!
Jack: oh no, I'm in the original place
*funky screaming*
Felix: Wait, I have to sleep. I have to sleep otherwise bad. Wait. Do we have to sleep at the same time? Three two one sleep.
Felix: There's no beds!
Jack: I'm sleeping Felix: There's no beds! Jack: I'm sleeping!
Felix: Ooh I found diamond Jack: Oh look, morning. Top of morning!
Felix: Top of morning- okay -727
Jack: don't- don't do me like this Felix: heh heh, minus 2000
Jack: I'll make a boat
Felix: Are you actually gonna walk? Jack: No, I'm gonna sail, I'm not walking all of this
Felix: God, you're a legend Jack, I would just have teleported
Jack: No cheat Felix: no cheats. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listen, I respect I respect Jack: I do need- I do need food though
Felix: Jack, you're not gonna believe what I just found Jack: what Felix: not one, not two
Felix: Seven potatoes Jack: *GASP*
Jack: OH MY GOD! IT WAS SO WORTH IT
Jack: This is why I made the sacrifice. Maybe I'll just go to the nether and die in lava five times again Felix: Oh my god
Jack: See it's funny because I can joke about it now Felix: Now that it hasn't happened
Jack: I did the exact same thing in my own playthrough again. Felix: woah there's armor racks Jack: I went into the nether and forgot-
Felix: Sorry, tell me
Jack: I went into the nether and forgot flint and steel so I had to use a Ghast to ffl- light the portal Felix: nooOOoo
Jack: And then he disrupted the lava and I died in it Felix: Oh my god
Jack: I have a problem Felix: Jack, you keep dYING
Jack: I know, I'm horrible Felix: Okay so I bui- you're gonna love this. I built like one, two, three, four, five, six houses!
Jack: Built or stole? Felix: uhhHHhh, does it matter?
Jack: Stealing them is better
Felix: Okay! Stole. I stole
Jack: Oh, awesome. Oh, hello! Felix: Hello. Do you understand? Jack: Felix me-um?
Felix: Felix me-ama
Felix: Okay Jack: Oh, so good to meet
Felix: Hello, swedish, I speak like this so you understand me
Jack: Water sheep, water sheep
Jack: I don't even know what half of the stuff from your series is, I don't watch the episodes, I just keep getting secondhand knowledge from everybody
Felix: It's literally just water sheep
Jack: I- that still doesn't explain anything. You say that like it's a normal thing in the game
Felix: What do you mean?
Jack: She's a sheep, but in the water?
Felix: Don't make me talk about it, it's too painful
Jack: okay, I get it, I'm sorry. Felix: I killed cow now. Sorry cow, hungry. Jack: I thought you were vegan?!
Felix: Oh, they are vegan cows Jack: Oh, good
Jack: Good to know Felix: You don't know vegan cows?
Jack: Is this another thing like water sheep? Felix: No
Felix: I should never- I should never brought up water sheep, that's why we leave him- we leave it- game behind Jack: once you talk about water sheep. You never go back
Felix: You never forget the pain Jack: I make bed and I sleep
Felix: Make a bed and sleep
Jack: Ah, goodnight world!
Felix: Okay, good night Jack: Good night, sleep sleep Felix: I sure hope green boy is thinking about me
Jack: always
Felix: Always, where- where is he? It's almost like he's speaking in my brain
Felix: But why he had to die? "I'm here" Jack: Hello cow! Felix: Don't speak
Jack: *whispers* sorry
Felix: Ok speak Jack: hello
Felix: *sniffs* I smell potato... is you? Jack: it's me, it's my deodorant
Jack: It's potato deodorant, I just rub a potato under there
Jack: OH! I see village! Oh my god Felix: What? Jack: Oh my god. I see
*both yelling*
Jack: Okay, I give you gift Felix: OH
Felix: Thank yo- OH for me? Jack: Oh my god there's ar- iron chestplate! Felix: Yeah for you, and follow me. Goodie bag
Jack: I didn't know you can put them on mannequins Felix: Me neither, you can take
Jack: *gasp* heart potato!
Felix: Heart potato, and also look! Soft potatoes. I know you like-
Jack: soFT POTATOOO?!
Jack: You're a good friend
Jack: Diamond pickaxe, you keep for me? Felix: Yeah, I don't know how many times I got it for you
Jack: It's the gift that keeps on giving Felix: the gift that keeps on givin', this village is massive like look
Felix: It goes all the way