Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (Nugget Voice) Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye! Welcome back to the last mission in Kindergarten Two. (Normal Voice) It's probably not gonna be the end. It's not gonna be the last episode but we are doing the last mission, which is 'Creature Feature.' 'Start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on Penny.' So, I need the plushy, the detonator and the remote. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Plushy, this, Carla's laser bomb, not a detonator but uh a bomb-a-runi. Did I get any cool outfits? I don't think so. I think the one that I'm wearing is still my--my favorite one. I'm an assassin. An assassino! Okay, wait, what did it say? I have the attention span of a teaspoon. 'Start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on Penny.' Okay, so we have to use a remote on Penny, immediately. (Miss Applegate Voice) Oh...uh...oh dear. This is embarrassing. (Normal Voice) Wait, we're starting off with dialogue? (Principal Voice) What's wrong, Miss Applegate? (Miss Applegate) I seem to have...er...misplaced that...uh...that really important thing you gave me at orientation. (Principal Voice) *sighs* That's okay. I'll get you another one by lunch. We'll search all the students as they come in to make sure none of them have it. (Normal Voice) Uh, oh. Is this why I have to use it on her? (Principal Voice) Bob! Make sure to check everyone who's going up the ramp for any special devices. (Bob The Janitor Voice) Uh...sure, dere, bud. Uh, what kind of special devices are, dere, we looking for? (Principal Voice) You'll know it when you see it. Thank you! Penny, please start um...looking for Miss Applegate's special device. (Penny Voice) Yes, mommy. I'll adjust what I'm looking for. I should be able to find it before the bell rings. (Normal Voice) Okay, to buy a battery (Strange Accent) Battery. (Normal Voice) This is also.. ...uh...more streamlined than the original game in a way that... *clears throat* ...we don't have to take out money at the start of the day anymore, which I much prefer. Having to take out money at the start of the day, in Kindergarten One, and then be like, okay, how much do I need? Alright, and then you go through the day, it's like okay, I needed this much and then you take it out and then you have to build up your money each day. I didn't really... ...like that mechanic all that much. (Penny Voice) Hello, my name is Penny! My mom is the principal. You must be one of the new kids. It's so nice to meet you. (Normal Voice) Use the remote. (Intense Robot Voice) CALIBRATING...INSUFFICIENT POWER FROM SOURCE TO ESTABLISH LINK. (Normal Voice) Place battery in the remote. (Penny Voice) Command received. (Principal Voice) Oh, Penny, please don't do- *shooting noise* *scared face* (Normal Voice) Good god! Geezus, that scared me. (Principal Voice) Penny! (Normal Voice) She got nugget out! (Penny Voice) I'm sorry. I...I don't know what came over me. (Principal Voice) I think someone is...getting beneath your skin. Keep looking for that special device. (Normal Voice) Aww, she's crying. And now Jerome's crying, and now I'm gonna cry. (Penny Voice) Yes--yes, mommy. I'm almost ready to find it. (Miss Applegate Voice) Um...am I still coming down from the pills or did that child just shoot lasers from her eyes? (Normal Voice) Yeah, I didn't even get to see what happened. I thought she had a gun or something. It all happened so quickly. (Nugget Voice) Nugget is pleased to be out of his tiny boy prison, tiny sewer prison. (Cindy Voice) Probably both. (Penny Voice) My daughter has-- (Normal Voice) I'm speaking like Penny right now. (Principal Voice) My daughter has some things she's working through right now. I assure you she will not cause any more problems today. She is going through adolescence and lasers coming from her eyes is something every child must go through. (Normal Voice) Alright. *laughs* Now what? (Penny Voice) I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm sure we can still be friends. (Normal Voice) Here's hoping. (Nugget Voice) Nugget saw. Nugget saw the android girl shoot the bars. Nugget saw you pulling the strings. Nugget sees everything. With this power, Nugget knows you can bring peace to the school. (Normal Voice) How? (Nugget Voice) Descend and speak with the pretty Lily. She will know what to do. (Normal Voice) Sweet. *laughs* So, he was just hanging out down here? I mean, I knew that already but... ...it's just nice to see where he's been hanging out all this time. Why didn't you get them (Lily and Billy) to help you? Surely Nugget must have found a way to get inside? (Billy Voice) That's the signal. (Normal Voice) Okay. Alright, yeah, we got all this before. Oh, 'you need this, right?' *noises of triumph* (Billy Voice) It's us! Lily and Billy. We've been spying on this new school and we've discovered a lot. Do you want to hear about it? (Normal Voice) You want this, right? (Billy Voice) This is incredible! How did you-- it doesn't matter. With this we can save those kids! We don't need this digging stuff anymore. (Normal Voice) Now, don't--don't go against that just yet, okay, I use digging in Minecraft all the time. Good god, it's a giant jackhammer. Well, it's a regular-sized jackhammer, but I'm a child. So, what now? (Billy Voice) We need to take out anyone else who has one of these remotes. If they find out we're using this one, they could use Penny to kill us! (Normal Voice) Who has the remotes? (Billy Voice) Both teachers and the principle. (Normal Voice) Okay, so, Danner...uh... ...Miss Jigglytits' one is gone... ...uh...and then the Principal (Billy Voice) We'll have to take them down all simultaneously. Once that's done, we scan Penny's eye in the elevator, go down, and free those kids. (Normal Voice) Oh, lord. This is gonna be a good one! I'm excited for the ending...we're gonna kill those teachers? (Billy Voice) I know it sounds harsh, but they're in on this. They know what's going on here and they're allowing it to continue. They're just as guilty as the principal is. (Normal Voice) So, what should I do? (Billy Voice) During morning time, start recruiting kids who can help us take out the teacher. We also need access to the principal during lunch, so try to do that before the bell rings. (Normal Voice) Man, I swear, when it comes to reading stuff in games, now that I know people are watching me read and I have to read it out loud, I just become... ...momentarily dyslexic. *laughs* Okay, so 'during morning time, start recruiting kids'...uh... ...'take out the teacher. We'll also need access to the Principal during lunch, so try to do that before the bell rings.' *inhales sharply* Okay! (Lily Voice) We'll start talking to kids in the smart class and see if we can get any of them on board. (Normal Voice) Sounds like a plan! (Lily Voice) Hurry up and get out of here! If you stick around, you'll blow our cover! (Normal Voice) GET OUT Of HERE! Something happened. (Penny Voice) Mommy... I think Miss Applegate dropped the special device down a drain or something. (Principal Voice) Okay then, it's nothing to worry about. As long as no one else has it, everyone--everything is wonderful. (Normal Voice) Okay, so I need to get into the...Principal's place during lunch. How did I do that before? I got into her office... ...and then I opened up the door. Okay. (Principal Voice) I'm so sorry about my daughter's little...outburst. I assure you that we're--you're quite safe here. (Normal Voice) Uh-huh. (Principal Voice) Oh, I know what you're thinking but I promise, this school is far safer than your last one. (Normal Voice) I don't believe you. (Principal Voice) I'll tell you what, why don't we have lunch together? My treat. We can address any concerns you may have. (Normal Voice) Aight, I'll give you a chance. (Principal Voice) Oh goodie! Here's a pass that will get you out of lunch Just meet me in my office and we'll talk this whole thing out. I'll see you then. All right Stage one is complete moving on to Phase two That's the Bell everyone head inside to your assigned classrooms. All right me god, I pick dum-dum cocks could be small brain Could everyone be very quiet yes. All right Hey Where Oh What are you doing up there spider-man kid he's doing up there don't worry about that Lily's upstairs making friends, but I'm gonna need you to do the same. Who should I talk to? Who would hold a grudge against miss Applegate She's made a lot of kids angry at her old school. I'm sure you'll find someone so all the old kids What do they need to do? Applicate sorry jelly. Ted's doesn't look too good. I guess she's about to puke We should find a girl to take up one of those stalls the girls bathroom gotta make it easy to get her. Well Reset, what do I do? The deed? Probably someone with some? Stabbing experience. Oh god don't get books to kill the teacher Good take this maybe use this robot girl to get these kids trust. I see your lunch Zoop. Oh, yeah, the green summons, er the blue drops of contraband and the yellow disables her laser and the red fires it Okay, I'm gonna forget all that Right Sydney. Do you want to kill a teacher? I? Just love this doll. She's so pretty just like me I need your help skill teacher Whoa, whoa, whoa there kid. Where's all this coming from? I mean, yeah, I want the old cow dead, but I'm not getting blood all over my skirt You just need to be in the bathroom. Oh Well in that case yeah sure. Let's kill her. I think I can make that work for a price How much? Just be the cost of you putting this putting this in a girl's hair, huh, you know I love it when other girls wear my gum There aren't any girls here. Well, geez, you better find one if you want it my what my help okay Press the green button to summon penny Huh? Hello. I am here now Oh What do you want Laser girl? I didn't call you. I I don't know. I'm just supposed to be here Whatever make yourself at home not like I can stop you not like I care either. I've come enough with the pills I'm gonna vomit I Think I'm supposed to talk to you. Why am I supposed to talk to you but gum in her hair? Hey, that was mean I'm sending you to that. Oh I already forgot what things did Great button calls her red button fires. The lasers yellow button disables them and blue button drops her contraband Which one should I press for this? I'm sending you to the she's gonna send me somewhere so blue I will not be releasing my collected contraband to someone who is going to the principal's office Oh God there go the lights. I hope sure enough. I sure hope nothing bad happens to you in the dark okay, I Got terminated You should press a button that sends penny away from you So what happens now? If you press the yellow button to disable her lasers? Oh, never mind. I'll just be going now why penny I Didn't even know what to say. That was the least satisfying hair-combing I've ever seen but you're still hub right? I Guess so god. It just feels so empty How am I supposed to feel fulfilled if other people in my life were just not suffering? How do we know what true happiness is if other people aren't downtrodden?