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  • (Nugget Voice) Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye!

  • Welcome back to the last mission in Kindergarten Two.

  • (Normal Voice) It's probably not gonna be the end.

  • It's not gonna be the last episode but we are doing the last mission, which is 'Creature Feature.'

  • 'Start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on Penny.' So, I need the plushy,

  • the detonator and the remote.

  • Okay, got it, got it, got it.

  • Plushy, this,

  • Carla's laser bomb, not a detonator but uh a bomb-a-runi. Did I get any cool outfits?

  • I don't think so. I think the one that I'm wearing is still my--my favorite one. I'm an assassin. An assassino!

  • Okay, wait, what did it say? I have the attention span of a teaspoon.

  • 'Start the mission by buying a battery and then using the remote on Penny.' Okay, so we have to use a remote on Penny, immediately.

  • (Miss Applegate Voice) Oh...uh...oh dear.

  • This is embarrassing.

  • (Normal Voice) Wait, we're starting off with dialogue?

  • (Principal Voice) What's wrong, Miss Applegate?

  • (Miss Applegate) I seem to have...er...misplaced that...uh...that really important thing you gave me at orientation.

  • (Principal Voice) *sighs* That's okay.

  • I'll get you another one by lunch. We'll search all the students as they come in to make sure none of them have it.

  • (Normal Voice) Uh, oh. Is this why I have to use it on her?

  • (Principal Voice) Bob! Make sure to check everyone who's going up the ramp for any special devices.

  • (Bob The Janitor Voice) Uh...sure, dere, bud. Uh, what kind of special devices are, dere, we looking for?

  • (Principal Voice) You'll know it when you see it. Thank you! Penny, please start um...looking for Miss Applegate's special device.

  • (Penny Voice) Yes, mommy. I'll adjust what I'm looking for. I should be able to find it before the bell rings.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay, to buy a battery

  • (Strange Accent) Battery.

  • (Normal Voice) This is also..

  • ...uh...more streamlined than the original game in a way that...

  • *clears throat* ...we don't have to take out money at the start of the day anymore, which I much prefer.

  • Having to take out money at the start of the day, in Kindergarten One, and then be like, okay,

  • how much do I need? Alright, and then you go through the day, it's like okay,

  • I needed this much and then you take it out and then you have to build up your money each day.

  • I didn't really...

  • ...like that mechanic all that much.

  • (Penny Voice) Hello, my name is Penny! My mom is the principal. You must be one of the new kids. It's so nice to meet you.

  • (Normal Voice) Use the remote.

  • (Intense Robot Voice) CALIBRATING...INSUFFICIENT POWER FROM SOURCE TO ESTABLISH LINK.

  • (Normal Voice) Place battery in the remote.

  • (Penny Voice) Command received.

  • (Principal Voice) Oh, Penny, please don't do-

  • *shooting noise* *scared face*

  • (Normal Voice) Good god! Geezus, that scared me.

  • (Principal Voice) Penny!

  • (Normal Voice) She got nugget out!

  • (Penny Voice) I'm sorry. I...I don't know what came over me.

  • (Principal Voice) I think someone is...getting beneath your skin. Keep looking for that special device.

  • (Normal Voice) Aww, she's crying.

  • And now Jerome's crying, and now I'm gonna cry.

  • (Penny Voice) Yes--yes, mommy. I'm almost ready to find it.

  • (Miss Applegate Voice) Um...am I still coming down from the pills or did that child just shoot lasers from her eyes?

  • (Normal Voice) Yeah, I didn't even get to see what happened. I thought she had a gun or something. It all happened so quickly.

  • (Nugget Voice) Nugget is pleased to be out of his tiny boy prison, tiny sewer prison.

  • (Cindy Voice) Probably both.

  • (Penny Voice) My daughter has--

  • (Normal Voice) I'm speaking like Penny right now.

  • (Principal Voice) My daughter has some things she's working through right now. I assure you she will not cause any more problems today.

  • She is going through adolescence and lasers coming from her eyes is something every child must go through.

  • (Normal Voice) Alright. *laughs*

  • Now what?

  • (Penny Voice) I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm sure we can still be friends.

  • (Normal Voice) Here's hoping.

  • (Nugget Voice) Nugget saw. Nugget saw the android girl shoot the bars. Nugget saw you pulling the strings. Nugget sees everything.

  • With this power, Nugget knows you can bring peace to the school.

  • (Normal Voice) How?

  • (Nugget Voice) Descend and speak with the pretty Lily. She will know what to do.

  • (Normal Voice) Sweet. *laughs*

  • So, he was just hanging out down here? I mean, I knew that already but...

  • ...it's just nice to see where he's been hanging out all this time. Why didn't you get them (Lily and Billy) to help you?

  • Surely Nugget must have found a way to get inside?

  • (Billy Voice) That's the signal.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay. Alright, yeah, we got all this before. Oh, 'you need this, right?' *noises of triumph*

  • (Billy Voice) It's us! Lily and Billy. We've been spying on this new school and we've discovered a lot. Do you want to hear about it?

  • (Normal Voice) You want this, right?

  • (Billy Voice) This is incredible! How did you-- it doesn't matter. With this we can save those kids!

  • We don't need this digging stuff anymore.

  • (Normal Voice) Now, don't--don't go against that just yet, okay, I use digging in Minecraft all the time. Good god, it's a giant jackhammer.

  • Well, it's a regular-sized jackhammer, but I'm a child. So, what now?

  • (Billy Voice) We need to take out anyone else who has one of these remotes. If they find out we're using this one, they could use Penny to kill us!

  • (Normal Voice) Who has the remotes?

  • (Billy Voice) Both teachers and the principle.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay, so, Danner...uh...

  • ...Miss Jigglytits' one is gone...

  • ...uh...and then the Principal

  • (Billy Voice) We'll have to take them down all simultaneously. Once that's done, we scan Penny's eye in the elevator, go down, and free those kids.

  • (Normal Voice) Oh, lord. This is gonna be a good one! I'm excited for the ending...we're gonna kill those teachers?

  • (Billy Voice) I know it sounds harsh, but they're in on this. They know what's going on here and they're allowing it to continue. They're just as guilty as the principal is.

  • (Normal Voice) So, what should I do?

  • (Billy Voice) During morning time, start recruiting kids who can help us take out the teacher.

  • We also need access to the principal during lunch, so try to do that before the bell rings.

  • (Normal Voice) Man, I swear, when it comes to reading stuff in games, now that I know people are watching me read and I have to read it out loud, I just become...

  • ...momentarily dyslexic. *laughs*

  • Okay, so 'during morning time, start recruiting kids'...uh...

  • ...'take out the teacher. We'll also need access to the Principal during lunch, so try to do that before the bell rings.'

  • *inhales sharply* Okay!

  • (Lily Voice) We'll start talking to kids in the smart class and see if we can get any of them on board.

  • (Normal Voice) Sounds like a plan!

  • (Lily Voice) Hurry up and get out of here! If you stick around, you'll blow our cover!

  • (Normal Voice) GET OUT Of HERE! Something happened.

  • (Penny Voice) Mommy... I think Miss Applegate dropped the special device down a drain or something.

  • (Principal Voice) Okay then, it's nothing to worry about. As long as no one else has it, everyone--everything is wonderful.

  • (Normal Voice) Okay, so I need to get into the...Principal's place during lunch. How did I do that before?

  • I got into her office...

  • ...and then I opened up the door.

  • Okay.

  • (Principal Voice) I'm so sorry about my daughter's little...outburst. I assure you that we're--you're quite safe here.

  • (Normal Voice) Uh-huh.

  • (Principal Voice) Oh, I know what you're thinking but I promise, this school is far safer than your last one.

  • (Normal Voice) I don't believe you.

  • (Principal Voice) I'll tell you what, why don't we have lunch together? My treat. We can address any concerns you may have.

  • (Normal Voice) Aight, I'll give you a chance.

  • (Principal Voice) Oh goodie! Here's a pass that will get you out of lunch Just meet me in my office and we'll talk this whole thing out. I'll see you then.

  • All right Stage one is complete

  • moving on to Phase two

  • That's the Bell everyone head inside to your assigned classrooms. All right me god, I pick dum-dum cocks could be small brain

  • Could everyone be very quiet yes. All right

  • Hey

  • Where Oh

  • What are you doing up there spider-man kid he's doing up there don't worry about that

  • Lily's upstairs making friends, but I'm gonna need you to do the same. Who should I talk to?

  • Who would hold a grudge against miss Applegate

  • She's made a lot of kids angry at her old school. I'm sure you'll find someone so all the old kids

  • What do they need to do?

  • Applicate sorry jelly. Ted's doesn't look too good. I guess she's about to puke

  • We should find a girl to take up one of those stalls the girls bathroom gotta make it easy to get her. Well

  • Reset, what do I do? The deed? Probably someone with some?

  • Stabbing experience. Oh god don't get books to kill the teacher

  • Good take this maybe use this robot girl to get these kids trust. I see your lunch

  • Zoop. Oh, yeah, the green summons, er the blue drops of contraband and the yellow disables her laser and the red fires it

  • Okay, I'm gonna forget all that

  • Right Sydney. Do you want to kill a teacher? I?

  • Just love this doll. She's so pretty just like me I need your help skill teacher

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa there kid. Where's all this coming from?

  • I mean, yeah, I want the old cow dead, but I'm not getting blood all over my skirt

  • You just need to be in the bathroom. Oh

  • Well in that case yeah sure. Let's kill her. I think I can make that work for a price

  • How much?

  • Just be the cost of you putting this putting this in a girl's hair, huh, you know

  • I love it when other girls wear my gum

  • There aren't any girls here. Well, geez, you better find one if you want it my what my help okay

  • Press the green button to summon penny

  • Huh? Hello. I am here now Oh

  • What do you want Laser girl? I didn't call you. I I don't know. I'm just supposed to be here

  • Whatever make yourself at home not like I can stop you not like I care either. I've come enough with the pills

  • I'm gonna vomit I

  • Think I'm supposed to talk to you. Why am I supposed to talk to you but gum in her hair?

  • Hey, that was mean I'm sending you to that. Oh

  • I already forgot what things did

  • Great button calls her red button fires. The lasers yellow button disables them and blue button drops her contraband

  • Which one should I press for this?

  • I'm sending you to the she's gonna send me somewhere so

  • blue I

  • will not be releasing my collected contraband to someone who is going to the principal's office Oh

  • God there go the lights. I hope sure enough. I sure hope nothing bad happens to you in the dark

  • okay, I

  • Got terminated

  • You should press a button that sends penny away from you

  • So what happens now? If you press the yellow button to disable her lasers? Oh, never mind. I'll just be going now

  • why penny I

  • Didn't even know what to say. That was the least satisfying hair-combing I've ever seen but you're still hub right? I

  • Guess so god. It just feels so empty

  • How am I supposed to feel fulfilled if other people in my life were just not suffering?

  • How do we know what true happiness is if other people aren't downtrodden?

  • You need help, whatever. I'll do what you need just use the bathroom during lunch sure thing

  • Go

  • Ok. Bye Cindy, and I need to talk to books to do the knifing, right?

  • What do you want? I busy trying to figure out how to get my knife back. I might have a way Oh - contraband

  • Okay, press the green button

  • You're back again. What is it with you? I thought the school had better technology than this. I

  • Don't know what's wrong with me

  • This what's right with you, sweetie. Just say whatever course you're on like tell your mother about this

  • Okay, nice table text it's not like you care. I think I'm supposed to talk to you

  • Why am I supposed to talk to you? Yeah, you're supposed to talk to me

  • Give me my knife, but not you him. You're supposed to do something. No

  • Blue book use the contraband I collected today. I'm gonna go back to class now. Hi penny. Oh,

  • Sweet little robot girl, that was super freaking weird. How is it possible that this school is weirder than our old one. Oh,

  • I

  • Love purple I need you to kill the teacher

  • Well, that's something I'd be willing to accommodate I mean does Emma know what to do will do that was super easy

  • attention new kids

  • Is your passbook

  • If you get an adult to sign it you're allowed out in the halls

  • Don't get any crazy ideas though. You're only allowed to use it once per day. Oh my god. That's the Bell

  • Get out of my damn

  • Okay

  • He's everywhere. Look at me Jeff. Hey over here. I

  • Saw box the City leave already good work. So what happens now?

  • Lily made friends with that Kerala girl. They saw the listening device that Jerome is carrying around

  • Okay, which means that when it hears my voice her name they'll explode

  • So when I signal her she's gonna come over here and give you the device

  • You're gonna plant it under the table in the teachers lounge

  • Okay

  • I'm not done yet. Once the device goes off. We're gonna have a very limited amount of time before the staff is notified

  • He give you upstairs into lockdown takes place

  • Okay on the table teacher's office upstairs. Got it

  • All the time motherfuckers

  • In a cafeteria weirdo, there aren't any birds

  • You know, I was looking at this thing and it turns out it would make a really solid base for my own little

  • What we need it. Yeah

  • Doesn't agree do to stop me from keeping it. Yes, you've got something better. I actually do I'm you from the future

  • Wow, this is perfect. This is actually this is exactly how I would have made it. Yeah

  • I think the stupid little think I got bigger fish to fry. How did you get this? You know, it's a weird thing

  • I've been the IP Groundhog Day all the time, but instead of just resetting the day

  • I just keep stuff from the previous day, which was actually today

  • whatever

  • Can you help us get into the lounge?

  • Of course I could but I'm not going to today. I'm gonna need all the goodwill from the faculty

  • I can't pull this off. How could I get in there? I don't hope I don't really care, right?

  • So what a date we dig your way in for all I care if something out

  • Hey, he just likes away

  • so talk to him again this device might explode Oh

  • fun

  • Okay. Okay. Can you get me in?

  • What's wrong? No, good. No that was hoping to dig a new dug a cave, but no gir. That's no way to dig one

  • Will this help?

  • Well, it's up but let's help no you can't dig what billion-dollar case the disk ugga device

  • No, he can dig straight through the center of the earth

  • It's pretty not preferable though

  • Cuz it has a bolted core if I dig too far down the pressure will get to me it all burned up

  • Yeah, please don't do that. No curses fred is right. Doris means no doggy's

  • I don't think you digging to the center of the earth will exploded but whatever don't we agree on that now, give us hurry

  • There's so much to do. Please do come visit. Okay this new doggy gave a recess

  • We'll do

  • Oh

  • That was awesome

  • Man this is so much enoguh cave as it is a nugget tunnel. It seems to lead somewhere enter the hole Oh

  • What part of you're not allowed in here is so hard for you to understand now

  • Gonna resize the big head pass orders go get justice. I care Nuggets these Nuggets are far too apart

  • You're lucky the principal forbid us from harming you

  • Shh

  • Dagger depreciates be able to use the microwave hold of it bad doggies. They do not make for a suitable look dirt. Oh

  • Sorry about not good. It's leaving. Oh

  • Oh

  • Don't think I didn't notice that you're in here to get your inadequate self back through the hole you crawl through

  • Okay, that was a double

  • Okay

  • Nice did you place the bobbin to the table? Yes, I did

  • Good

  • Cuz you've got another job little e just signal that she needs help upstairs

  • You have to go get help. Well ice you have to go help boys it off this pop. Will do you have way upstairs, right?

  • Yup shishi. I pull out my pee pass

  • Good. Remember we have to act quickly here. Don't wait around you're ready to go. I'm not waiting around

  • I'm going I'm going wait. What does look at it? No, he's like it's a warm and soft

  • Perfect for a dog a cave what stop talking to nugget. I never want to stop talking to nugget

  • Oh, wait, don't I have to buy a oh wait. No, I can just use this. Rosy principle. I

  • Guess I bye

  • It looks like something has been causing you to receive excessive commands today. Your chip is almost fried

  • But what does that mean?

  • Don't worry. We'll take care of it after school today now run along. Mommy has a visitor

  • Okay, I'll be back if you need me

  • Please come in so sorry about all that. Just helping my daughter through a tough time

  • She's having puberty is one hell of a thing for a robot. I mean little girl

  • She okay. She'll be fine. Now then I understand you have some concerns about

  • What

  • Jesus H Christmas. Was that oh, dear. What was that? I'm not sure. I hope every yes

  • Something has happened. They made their move. Dr. Data has been killed and two teachers ouch. It's only been a few hours

  • Damn, they work fast. We have to hurry get the research and get out of here have penny monitor outside

  • She does not care about me anymore. Oh

  • There you are people tries to say no, this is perfect for this mission

  • Thank goodness. You're still here. Where else would I be?

  • Something went wrong have the gate has bugs, please go help him. She's lost her mind

  • Okay. Okay. Let's go stab a bitch

  • Where could she be downstairs bathroom

  • Bathroom I've wanted to do this for a long time boy a long time

  • Well, what are you waiting for? Do it already? I'm not afraid of you. I welcome death Oh

  • Book seems to have dropped his knife stabs a teacher

  • It's just a game of everything but stabbing freaks me out sobbing its Leigh like one of my biggest fears

  • You look busted oh

  • Yeah, if it's the last thing I oh

  • Dear I've fallen over in kind

  • Man, how's the close one cook, she's done. Thanks for the save kid this whole place go to hell

  • I've noticed I

  • heard something fat hit the floor Oh

  • Wasn't bucks

  • Bite me Cindy bite me or I get harnessed

  • Hey guys, hurry lock down. And uh, oh now I see why jeez

  • You guys are no savages how might you I to realize what's going on or did you actually stab a teacher?

  • Are we in trouble he would be but there aren't really any adults left to punish you so what do I care?

  • both teachers are dead Bob the principal the lunch lady are all missing the

  • other janitor just really punished within the guidelines of the school anyway did

  • Know he doesn't so I'm just supposed to take you guys outside until the lockdown is over what not. Okay, then

  • Yeah snuck a cave, oh now we can go in right where their creature was

  • We are on lockdown no one is allowed in the school. Oh

  • Okay, next part of the plan Carla's not here

  • Cigarette in the hole. Oh

  • No, it's his fred has excellent timing

  • behold

  • Huggins new dougie cave no, I was able to finish it in record time when Douga is his friend like to see

  • I'm not sure if this is the right course of action for right now, but sure

  • Aha

  • Behold, I guess it's do doggy cave. There's so much to see ya worship. What a lousy surprise

  • No, this is Fred the pretty little you Billy. Er, the hood is quite impressed by Lily and Billy's sneakiness

  • How did she actually get it to hold before I dug the hole?

  • We have a problem

  • Good to see you, too

  • There's a big scary monster near where we were hiding this morning. That's not good

  • No, it's not

  • We need some way to get by it has to be something big and strong and brave enough to fight it or something

  • See if you can find anyone

  • Okay, don't be afraid to use our remote to get back into the school. Maybe there's someone inside still willing to help us I

  • Look around. Wait, how do we get out?

  • What I do with the leg actually I've never actually had to use the leg before we have to make a Frankenweenie

  • This is a pile of nuggets that broke my fall, oh wait, this is me

  • I thought it was Lily because it weren't the same - I know he's broken for some series

  • He should be larger, but apparently it's fine. Leave the Nuggets. Yeah, how do I get out?

  • There's no it's ready. Joy, you stay at the dock you gave

  • Yes, but I'm ready to leave

  • Go to look around some more. Should I bring the leg?

  • I don't know. I don't know. Why did what it does?

  • Think the leg, let's see we can always just retry

  • All right penny use the remote I

  • Can't take this anymore Oh God Oh God. No

  • There was no thought

  • Think she's still alive. I think she's fine

  • Tory don't just don't look at it

  • Doctor diners dead though, so I can redo anything with him. I

  • Just want to go to the science class. I put the two legs together damn flocked. I took the leg for no reason. Oh

  • Poor

  • wait

  • He got hurt jiggly tits

  • Did wait did he got her jiggly tits before and that's why I've been saying I think he did

  • I don't think I made that up poor miss jiggly tits. They've jiggled their last

  • I always knew we'd have to clean up her body just didn't think it'd be so soon

  • How sentimental can I get her outfit?

  • This is the first time I've stabbed her. Oh

  • That's amazing

  • Okay, check this leg for no reason so like this

  • Yeah, man, you look way cooler. Now. It's a shame. You don't have a lighter for these tubes. Dude. Say no more

  • I am contraband it. Oh, whoa some lockdown. This is hey while you're here. Do you have a lighter? Sure do oh

  • I got sicker cigarette men. I said master McKenna awesome breath. Thanks so much. Here's a monster boneyard for helping us out

  • Hey, man, I can't let you in there some waking bad fuse you're coming from that place, dude

  • All right, fine. Who's the big strong man that I need to help me or a woman?

  • Person who wants to help me fight the monster

  • No point in allowing me following the rules anymore

  • Look where that got us

  • good point I

  • Still didn't spray the spiders. I'm guessing that that's gonna lead to another

  • mastermind carrot if we do that

  • Where's Bob does Bob wanna fight for me? Oh my god

  • They didn't just kill him

  • Then completely mess him up. This is cool tackler. What if it comes in my sights give me the doctors outfit. Yeah

  • little doctor boy

  • Good God

  • His head was so big. It must have stored a lot of science in there. That's how that works big brain

  • Ok bugs you wanna help me fight

  • So this is the playground here, huh, not bad, okay, whatever Oh

  • Kyle is out here. Hi

  • Come on, you stupid or punch. I need to pop a wall. You look upset I am upset

  • He'd be the perfect device to fight ePro over the wall. The generous causes a teacher's lounge penny one. That means stupid school

  • Okay, cut he's gone, really

  • Awesome. That means I can go do this

  • He's letting me know kid a problem

  • Blow up a wall, you know what I'm gonna follow in

  • I'm gonna go with you and see what block wall you're gonna blow up. I'm excited to see what's happening

  • Shay burst it sounded like it came from the teachers lounge

  • Did you did you do it oh

  • Yeah

  • Chemical X. I did it this will make stealing stuff so much easier

  • Great now I can go in there and potentially die from noxious fumes. Oh my lord, dear Bob, dear

  • Hey

  • Something smells funny snap him out of it, huh? What's what up and earbud old, huh?

  • Everything is frizzy. Wait my ear. Oh there there was a weird ass in here this

  • Mister was dere button, and it made me forget about it's coming but to monster

  • Next is still buddy and fought a monster there yesterday there bud, but it got away

  • No, it's still down there, but I have to finish it off hurt someone there, but stay here kid

  • I'm gonna go see him to school

  • Godspeed Bobbo huge

  • Bob's a beast I wasted an apple though getting the leg

  • Knives go back down see Bob Oh kill the creature and there'll be one more thing that I need to do

  • And I won't have this would have been much faster. Just go that way. Oh

  • Well Oh

  • Penny's out here. Hi a forgot I I don't want to do it anymore. Mommy, please

  • I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't

  • Okay

  • This'll all be over soon. We're in the homestretch. I hope so

  • Bob is in there fighting the monster now, we just need a way to break cities a penny got any ideas. I'll find something

  • Wait, I have the remote. Oh

  • I have to get the doll. Okay, take the doll and now let's head back to

  • Penny with it and then she'll be happy and then penny will help us

  • And then we can go through and see what Bob's up to

  • We've what Apple though? Is that really all I need?

  • To look like a gay bar drum still crying couldn't even took me so long to realize the room was crying all the same

  • There you go my dolly I used to play with her back before

  • Before my mommy my mommy turned me into this. Are you? Okay? No

  • No, I haven't been okay in a long time, but I think it's time I made things right?

  • Okay, good the elevator underneath the school has an eye scanner that grants access to the deeper levels

  • I'll take you there to confront my mommy

  • Sounds good to me. Good. Let's go with it. I'm not sure how much longer Bob can hold off that creature

  • Get it Bob!

  • Mess him up!

  • Don't you horrible creature dare, bud? I will not allow you to hurt me children. I really hope he wins

  • He seems like a nice. Janitor. I know that's a low bar to clear considering our other janitor pika what I mean

  • Okay penny scan your eye. Let's go down there and save those kids

  • Okay here goes

  • Ding ding ding winner

  • Well here goes everything let's do this home stretch, baby. We get to see what's underneath the school

  • And of course, it's more kids. I think I

  • Don't think that's him, Madison. No

  • You kids have to get out of here that blond girl who is his type on girls who put us in here?

  • I'm sorry it I wasn't in control of myself

  • Why don't we save apologies and explanations for after we saved everyone and gotten out of here life?

  • Lily's right. How do we get you guys out of here? I don't know try pressing

  • one of the buttons on here, see if that

  • Pity what are those children doing unsecured in my secret lab?

  • I'm here to we're here to stop you. You can't do this anymore Oh Penny's crying

  • I don't have time for this penny sending all of these children to the principal's office

  • Penny, did you hear me? I said Oh

  • Your chip fried didn't it? That's quite unfortunate

  • That means you're useless to me

  • No, but but I'm your daughter mommy, please

  • No

  • Oh

  • penny penny and

  • Since I don't have a daughter to help me anymore. Looks like I'll have to test out the new mutator earlier than expected

  • Hey Jesus Oh

  • Oh, do you like your final fantasy battle kill them? I have questions. Oh

  • Well, they're supposes you're about to die I can provide you with a few answers, yeah, they're the monsters er, yeah, what's with them

  • marvelous, aren't they children are so much easier to mutated than adults just a few more kids and I'll be able to take over the

  • other schools in the area

  • Okay, make sense. I guess what about degreaser from the janitor's closet? It's produced by the monsters

  • Its properties are boundless. It creates a nice fuel that I used to power penny over exposure seems to cause memory loss

  • Yeah, but why is penny there was an incident?

  • One of the creatures got out penny was severely wounded I was able to put it back together with some improvements

  • You just blew her up and I'll put her back together again with even more improvements. She'll be fine

  • She's the six billion dollar penny. We have the technology

  • It's wrong like a lunch lady. I get what you mean, but honestly even I don't know. She's just like that

  • Okay, let's get this over with okay, then kill them

  • Hang on Lily kid, you gotta help her take it out the one that's eyeing you and then save Lily hurry. What about you?

  • I'll be fine. Just save Lily

  • Okay, how do I take them out though?

  • This this which controls the blue claw

  • Okay, I

  • Honestly don't know maybe this one first because it's in the middle

  • Press the button

  • Okay, that works oh god just kill that kid good work kid then find a way to get that thing off Lily

  • right

  • move the claw

  • Left? Oh

  • Well, nope she did Lily no

  • Oops

  • Hey, I kind of got a kill dude you left to save Lily immediately after killing the first monster

  • Okay, so I've used the blue claw then

  • Yeah, yeah

  • Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, no penny said actually that's me, sad. I want you bad for those games, right?

  • You know, right whatever everything is just pressed this one. Oh

  • Oh

  • Hey, stop one defend me immediately Alice attack the killer two controls. Oh

  • Oh

  • So then

  • Wow make sure all of the creatures are dead before going for the principal. Okay, okay

  • Got it, Jesus. We don't have to keep listening to this every time. Oh, I could press a red button on penny

  • She fires lasers, thanks for the help any longer and I feel like you would have swallowed me

  • Hope the problem has something to me to help Billy. I'm sure along is a box of old. Okay, I'm on it

  • So I have two moves for Billy so I can move. Oh

  • I can move I

  • Can only move one thing over and then if I move this left, oh

  • Wait, it's over. Okay, cool. Now just press the book. Oh

  • Nice

  • Yeah, that's what I'm talking about let's get that nasty principle this is unacceptable

  • I will not tolerate insubordination in my school Oh

  • Lord Oh God

  • activate goo cannon

  • You've got to make her call off that cannon else. We're gonna be wearing whatever that stuff is

  • I'll think of something. Okay now, press the red button

  • Got you. Hey, stop unhand me immediately. Oh dear fire goo can it

  • That's pretty easy wait we failed

  • What I mean, we said I had to save the kids from that awful woman, but look around they're all dead

  • Well, she killed him not us

  • Come on, Lily. We did our best should get out of here those other schools weekend

  • What was that oh no, oh no mega principle. Oh my god

  • It's so gross

  • Jeepers what even is that thing? Can we find something like that? What are we gonna do? Oh

  • No, jeez Jim except us all up if we don't find anything close to her mouth

  • We'll definitely be in trouble find a way to close her mouth

  • The box

  • Thank you for forgiving my death meaning pain, oh

  • Okay, I have one move move it left

  • Well, that didn't work

  • Damn it. I should have moved one of the other ones closer left

  • Well, I'm dead I

  • Should have done that one

  • Everyone hold on to something. She's gonna try to

  • Donate the monster shook you up use a robotic cloth stopper. Got it

  • So let's just move the blue one left then

  • They just do that to begin with

  • Press the button

  • Wait, that doesn't work

  • Oh

  • Okay, well I guess I need something else then

  • What about they with this one that one left I press this button

  • How that one works it's in a different orientation

  • Awesome, you'll be hurting us now. She looks terrified

  • Let's get out of here. Not so fast kid. Look

  • Looks like the ceiling is about to collapse or something. Maybe forget her to look up then we'll crash right through that big. Ugly. I

  • Suppose as far as a shot. Oh

  • I have two moves and then no gets gonna come in I think

  • move

  • That left

  • And now grab her with this to look up

  • Or not I'm assuming I move this left twice then

  • Way all the things are the same and now press it

  • There we go, no it is clear

  • Is he alive oh, you know, he is now it is a lot more life than I've ever been I

  • Can't believe nugget saved the day. Oh, you did good, right. The bottom is Owens friend

  • You did great nugget. Thanks for saving us nugget is happy to have the pretty lady's gratitude perhaps this would make a good noogie cave

  • It's all yours nugget. I just want to go home. I'm still sad about

  • alive

  • Yuck stuffy's croaks. It's so slimy. Let's get out of here

  • I'll taping slimy off or being a monster any day

  • Ya little babes are alive you're not alive this was not for nothing. I'm so happy

  • We did good today Lily. Especially you kid. Come on. Let's all go home

  • Yeah, we did it we saved the school, oh my god, that was awesome

  • What who said that

  • Is that your sister?

  • Madison I thought you didn't go to this school. Eh, what are you covered in? Oh

  • So we have slime from the principal's secret lab

  • Girls, why don't I take this up after you've had a bath? Oh

  • Okay, I'll call you tonight. Then. Oh, are they couple I thought they were brother and sister Oh

  • a little septic babies

  • This whole day has been so crazy I'm glad we were able to save everyone except that awful principal. That's what now

  • Well, I know I want to go home Ryan. Are you sure where home is?

  • What do you mean? I won't even go to this school. I was bought here

  • All I remember is going down the slide at my school and then I woke up in this lab

  • That's weird. Yeah, I'm gonna try to get home now. I'll see you guys wow, maybe I

  • Alice

  • I'm gonna get going too. My mom is probably worried about me. Thanks for saving my life and stuff today. Whatever

  • Nugget must also leave. Nugget has .... business to attend to.

  • I dont even want to know what that means

  • Ummmm...Nugget...Before you go, I just wanted to say thank you for saving us today. You were you were really brave.

  • OHHHH Yeah

  • the...pretty lilly...has kissed nuggets cheek

  • Okay, but tell the world. Oh

  • She must make a pretty good team

  • Yeah, we do. What? No. I don't know. I'm just ready to go home

  • That's fair dank. Magician. Ha ha ha

  • Before me go though. You can we want you to have this monster one card. It's pretty rare. There's only two in existence

  • What you think you know, is that this?

  • excellent

  • That's it, then let's go home. Goodbye

  • Yes

  • Almost mutton and outfit locations revealed. Oh, I was gonna go back and do that anyway

  • Just as I wanna tell you more of the game and I want a hundred percent this game. I love it. It's so good

  • So I'm really glad late. Oh

  • Yeah, look at all the efforts I got today

  • This is a good day yay

  • I came by Conner Boyle con man games. Oh

  • That's fun, that was awesome that was a good last mission

  • Sean Young from smash games

  • Excellent great job. I

  • Liked it a lot I like that more than the first game

  • it was it had all of the charm and the fun and the ridiculousness of the first game but with updated

  • Like timelines the missions were longer and more complex, but they didn't have all this weird stuff

  • Slowing down the streamlining. I really like that everything just kind of like flowed much smoother this time. Oh

  • Man so fun

  • somebody Boyles

  • Are they all family they test your game that's nice

  • Ryan Hayley Garrett Kayla, Lindsey Ronald and Devin good job caterers

  • Kerala good job, Chris

  • another Chris

  • Man, what a fun game. I'm so glad that gets back in our life

  • I'm so glad that Duggan was here to see us through our adventures

  • I'm so glad it's the Duggan save the day was the best one of all Oh

  • emotional support animals

  • Cooper link

  • Evy off the cutest names, Mookie or Mookie

  • They work so hard good job give it up for the pets everybody give it up. Oh

  • That's nice. Hey, oh

  • I'm there

  • That's so sweet

  • Game theory is jacksepticeye. Cory Kenshin gloom a bit Ryan Bijou. Mike roswarski a sea lion match a Cub Scouts

  • max Infinite homewrecker

  • Flow their

  • hyper core Ripper

  • That's really nice. He didn't have to do that developer, but that's really sweet of you to do

  • Thank you. I'm very flattered

  • Special er thanks short for being an autumn awesome artisan friend

  • My siblings forgiving me much-needed breaks my mom for believing in me the whole time everyone who has helped make kindergarten a success

  • You've allowed me to live my dream and I couldn't be more grateful

  • That's so sweet the developers an absence sweetheart, and I'm really glad that these games do so well for them

  • because they deserve it such a fun little quirky experience and

  • it's not it's not really like anything else that I've

  • Played really I mean it has bits and pieces of other games obviously, but it's such a unique take on

  • different things

  • there's really no other game like this out right now, so

  • Good for you

  • That makes me happy and thank you for putting me in the credits that's super sweet. You didn't have to do that

  • Thanks for playing thank you for making it

  • Sweet

  • Okay, so we got all of our things

  • We got all of the mission items that we needed

  • Congratulations on saving everyone Lilly and Billy have given you a guide that tells you where the rest of the unlockables in the game occur

  • cool

  • You can see a locked carrots location by hovering over it in the mastermind collection screen

  • Same with outfits after interacting with the Wardrobe got it. I

  • Mean I had all these items already anyway Boyd

  • Collect all 50 mastermind cards and press the button on the wall

  • inspect the box behind the principal's desk and inspect Bob's body during a tale of two janitors, so

  • Give a cat to a new owner I can get the cat lady's hair

  • That's awesome. I can also be a monster

  • Yeah, oh

  • That's great

  • Monster man after unscrewing Monty's wheelchair returns at the playground during gym. Ah, this is really handy. I like this a lot

  • So that's our next mission. Our next mission is to go get all the monster bond cards to get this ending

  • Does it say how many I have no and I'm not counting it there's 50 mastermind cards

  • So the next time I'm gonna go off and try and get all of these. It's really gonna be super long to do that

  • So I'll see how to handle it

  • It's going to be a lot of editing in that episode

  • But I really wanted to get through the main missions first

  • before I started going to do all that and I'm glad I did because now it makes getting all of these even easier I didn't

  • Know that but man what a fun little story

  • kindergarten three maybe

  • Surely you must be thinking about something for a kindergarten three because the characters are just so fun. I love dogged it special adventures

  • But I'm really glad that this one lived up to the first one even better

  • I was worried that when they were making the kindergarten too that it wouldn't be as good as the first one or as fun or as

  • interesting and a lot of the beats are the same like going to save the kids and meeting Lilly and Billy and so fear the

  • end and everything but this was just I

  • Don't know it was so streamlined and so fun and I really really enjoyed it. I liked the two levels in the school

  • I liked the the hall pass isn't that it felt like there was a little more gamey elements to it. Really fun

  • So I got all the bottom on carrots next time and we can get this super-secret special ending

  • And then maybe get all the outfits as well. I don't know if getting all the outfits actually does anything

  • Like will I actually

  • Get all the most my carrots and press the button on whoa. Whoo. It's like the box for insulin

  • Yeah, so I don't know if the outfits actually do anything if I get another ending for those but I might do them

  • Anyway, just as I like playing this game so much, but that's going to do it for now. I'm a little tiny monster and

  • Remember don't trust your principal because they could bring you downstairs and put you in a secret lab

  • Do you think the other kids would be terrified of me when I walk into school like this now

(Nugget Voice) Top of the mornin' to ya laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye!

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