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  • top of the morning to you ladders and less ooze out their welcome back toe money.

  • We're gonna suck up this entire room with Luigi and everyone's gonna forget.

  • What?

  • The theme of the room floor, actually, Waas Not not room, not a room.

  • There you go.

  • Get your five a day there, Luigi.

  • Ok, so 10th floor.

  • And there's how many total I can't remember.

  • We're getting close.

  • Hope these aren't prices.

  • Artifacts.

  • Never mind.

  • Don't care.

  • Uh, money went back.

  • Thio What's his face?

  • Egads shop to see if there's anything new and it's still it's still the same things again.

  • There's nothing new in there, so I don't think we can actually get upgrades from him.

  • Um differ.

  • Spoke Er's I'm a get you get you?

  • Yeah, Eat it, eat it and then suck it and then eat it some more.

  • Scare me like that.

  • I do really appreciate the tapestry, though.

  • I appreciate the amount of effort you went into to make this for me, you know?

  • And then you set up, you know?

  • No, I feel like the jerk because they set this up for me.

  • They drew out this for me.

  • It looks cool.

  • and then at the end of it all, I just ended up sucking them into my Hoover.

  • Never mind.

  • Don't care.

  • Money on curly fries.

  • Oh, yeah, This is great.

  • Let's talk about the sand.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • I'm gonna have to suck up every single grain ascend.

  • Oh, this is bad for me.

  • What?

  • But it has money, so it's good for me.

  • It hurts so bad, but hurts so good at the same time, if you know what I mean.

  • Excuse me.

  • A little secret, man.

  • Okay?

  • I hate bats.

  • I hate them so much.

  • They need to die.

  • All right?

  • It's greedy type.

  • Come on out there would suck those golden balls, right?

  • Hello, The little cobra's.

  • Come on.

  • Go, Eager.

  • Let's go in here.

  • Whoa!

  • No, don't tell me.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • I can suck it all.

  • I really want to do it, though.

  • This is the worst.

  • Oh, actually, no.

  • This is the worst.

  • Everybody come this right.

  • Nice, happy family.

  • I need to suck everybody at the same time.

  • What?

  • It's a boon, but sucking dudes.

  • This area's awesome reminds me of the Merry Odyssey area.

  • There's a level of Mario Odyssey.

  • It's all sand and Desert as well.

  • I also have a series on that game that you should go watch if you haven't already.

  • It's delightful.

  • It is a bunch of funny tricks that we did to get around the copyright because back then Nintendo didn't want you to persuade all their games.

  • But now we're fine.

  • YouTubers.

  • And intend to are on good terms.

  • Now we go to each other's houses for Christmas.

  • It's nice.

  • Oh, man.

  • There's gonna be secrets in this whole area, isn't there?

  • I need a thicker suck.

  • I have a good suck in this game, but I need a better.

  • So this room is dope, though.

  • Oh, my God.

  • How cool would it be if I sucked up everything?

  • It would look amazing, wouldn't it?

  • Not right now.

  • It'd take me like 1/2 hour just to do that alone.

  • Give the pot.

  • I want the pot.

  • But a long, hard day.

  • Luigi needs pot.

  • I'll buy pot.

  • I mean, a fresh pot of coffee.

  • Get your head out of the weeds.

  • Yeah.

  • How?

  • Arabian Nights.

  • Yes, I want Will Smith to come out of this.

  • I haven't seen the new Aladdin or anyone in Washington tonight on my own.

  • Is that sad?

  • That's hard to watch movies alone.

  • But if it's the new Aladdin movie, it might be a little side.

  • You know what?

  • Screw it.

  • I'm gonna do it.

  • Treat myself to get a bottle of wine.

  • Maybe some, uh, some pasta.

  • Spaghetti.

  • Really?

  • Just live it up.

  • Be a goodness, little bitch.

  • I think I deserve that.

  • Do you have something in your mouth and all I would like, please?

  • Here.

  • Maybe it's cause you got sand all over you.

  • Maybe you'll be nicer if you don't got sand all over now.

  • You're still going to Dick, aren't you?

  • Whatever, man.

  • I don't need it in Oasis in this desert in this day and age localized entirely within this room.

  • Jesus, it was a fake.

  • It really wasn't a rush.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • What?

  • He's just smiling for the picture.

  • Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Oh, man.

  • It even crushes the sand.

  • That's awesome.

  • Physics.

  • What is it that Jesse Pinkman says?

  • Yo, magnets.

  • Yo, bitch.

  • Thank you.

  • I am not done with you.

  • No, I am.

  • No, I am Now I am.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Good job.

  • Too eager.

  • You have a second.

  • It I turn these off.

  • Excuse me.

  • Number send.

  • Thank you.

  • What about gin?

  • No, no.

  • Think whatever.

  • Keep doing you all sand thing.

  • Maybe later I get, like, a double vacuum.

  • Maybe I'll get a triple header One like a double barrel shotgun before a vacuum.

  • Then I could just see the sand all the way.

  • I'm not gonna do it right now.

  • Who disturbs my slumber?

  • It's me, Luigi.

  • Okay?

  • Just try everything.

  • Not in effecting working.

  • How did you get into your dang palace?

  • I don't have time for this.

  • I'm a very important vacuum cleaner.

  • Something in the sand.

  • Is there something somewhere?

  • I didn't go down this way blocking the wall.

  • And uh Oh, I'm sorry.

  • You broke your hand, Castle.

  • It's a praise me for in the vacuum up.

  • All the sand.

  • What is this?

  • Is this an anything wrong one?

  • It is something.

  • All right?

  • It affected secrets.

  • Well, how do we get in?

  • I went in, God damn it.

  • Maybe I have to use the boob.

  • All the boo, the baboon.

  • Now, that's a monkey, Actually, soon it's an ape, or whatever it may be.

  • I don't care who does it look like I care.

  • I don't care.

  • Nailed it.

  • I want it.

  • I want to.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Come here, bats.

  • Oh, I thought this was no note.

  • November.

  • Oh, I failed miserably on.

  • I'm okay about it.

  • Not even upset.

  • Is this?

  • The whole floor is justice.

  • The whole area.

  • I was trying to do this.

  • I'm very confused.

  • Even more so.

  • The normal.

  • I'm confused a lot of the time, right?

  • There's a difference being being confused.

  • Being a stupid pastor.

  • Whatever.

  • I'm one or the other and fight with.

  • Maybe you can plunger this thing.

  • Sorry, I left it all on Haimes.

  • I should have left a little better for you.

  • What is this?

  • Dune?

  • You go.

  • This is satisfying.

  • I'm always making up excuses now just to suck up sand.

  • How do you guys do it?

  • You doing okay?

  • You know, sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the sand.

  • That's not gonna work, Can I?

  • Has I did.

  • Why don't I brains?

  • Why don't I have brains?

  • Every now and then I give thinking.

  • Oh, it's Luigi's mansion.

  • They want you to use the vacuum for everything.

  • No, he's frickin hands as well.

  • It's not a puzzle.

  • It all It's just actually a normal ass door.

  • That one was up and this one was down, So all I had to do was match them.

  • Uh oh.

  • Boop be doop e Sorry.

  • No, I apologize.

  • And I didn't do anything.

  • Oh, this is This is much more myself now I'm actually just vacuuming, man.

  • This thing must be a Dyson.

  • This new section, not his hostage.

  • I never understood, right?

  • That was your slogan.

  • At least here in England and Ireland was like Dyson Just a new section, not a sausage do sausages.

  • Soak sausages are great.

  • Take that pot pot of tomatoes.

  • Watches going to some secret on this wall.

  • Told you that's fine.

  • I don't care.

  • I could suck up all that stuff.

  • But you know what?

  • I don't want to.

  • I just wanna flash this guys.

  • This flappy tree is giving me money and you all know how much I love money.

  • Thank you, House sand.

  • Why is this tomb full of sand all the time?

  • I'm gonna be smart about this and actually go upto everything now clear.

  • Putra.

  • Oh, he's so cute.

  • That an interpretive dance.

  • Luigi No!

  • Oh, God, that's a broken pelvis.

  • Yeah.

  • Bye.

  • Luigi's mansion three.

  • Luigi straight up fucking dies.

  • I beg you.

  • The signal could have there all of a sudden what you felt about what just happened.

  • A classic trap you'd find inside impairment.

  • Luigi, you gotta find an escape route.

  • I watch out for more traps.

  • Thank you.

  • Surmise.

  • Wait.

  • I could just flash the spiders as well.

  • That so much faster.

  • Oh, God.

  • Snake sick.

  • No, you eat it.

  • Oh, don't go too far down to yet.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Oh, this is so satisfying.

  • I love it.

  • The sand effect is really cool, too.

  • Nintendo you guys shouldn't have Not even my birthday.

  • And you give me this gift of suck.

  • I love it.

  • Sometimes I suck on my own.

  • But now all you guys are here sucking alongside me.

  • We all suck together.

  • This is all lopsided, though, and I don't like it.

  • It doesn't go down flat.

  • Oh, okay.

  • It's gonna feel back up again.

  • Lovely.

  • That's great.

  • I'll just wait for that thing.

  • Wait.

  • Can I blow the sand over there?

  • This is genius.

  • Okay?

  • Still can't get out, though.

  • It's not that genius.

  • Just fill up the Hoover full of sand and then blow it all back again.

  • There you go.

  • Make myself a little bridge.

  • Does that work any minute now?

  • Wait.

  • What if Luigi just straight up dies in here?

  • Cut on the E e g.

  • It's like a moustache is worth a fight.

  • You can do it.

  • But I believe in you being such a fraidy parents all the time.

  • Ego out you get.

  • Don't die here today, Luigi, you've got so much more to live for.

  • But think about all the money you have.

  • You wouldn't want it.

  • Who?

  • Okay, I don't want to do that.

  • It's your turn.

  • I only want to do with the easy things.

  • Go easy.

  • You're gonna have to do all the hard stuff.

  • Okay, Thank poisonous our sakes.

  • Except guys.

  • That's my Brian Nintendo.

  • I'm gonna copyright strike you and then all off the money will be marking second bats.

  • You know what?

  • Bats are?

  • One letter away from being frickin rats, Sky rats, the lot of them.

  • I'm back.

  • Oh, this is some Indiana Jones on charity.

  • Shit.

  • They love it.

  • Looks like this is door overhead.

  • Maybe you could get back to the service to their right away together.

  • That nor door Luigi, I know you're faking gum bean.

  • He's like, Hey, Luigi, did you know that you have a vacuum that sucks things you might want to use that.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, God.

  • The mummers I honeysuckle the bandages off you?

  • Nope.

  • How you do a lot of damage, sir.

  • Let's get him to walk into something.

  • Come this way.

  • Her Should you okay?

  • Or should we get him to go?

  • You go back, idiot!

  • Get back in the casket.

  • Here we go.

  • What was in there?

  • Is it affecting ghost?

  • It's always ghost, isn't it?

  • Maybe sometime, like a burrito can come attack me.

  • They said I can suck it up and eat it.

  • Or maybe uh like, who can Ryan Reynolds come?

  • Attack me?

  • Wanna hang out with him?

  • Spree!

  • Chill, dude.

  • Great.

  • I know the room that's trying to kill me.

  • What?

  • That's fun to do in here.

  • Can this go anywhere?

  • Okay.

  • I can't shoot my shot.

  • Okay.

  • That's not the right one.

  • Oh, what the hell, man?

  • Well, how do we change you then?

  • Spider money spiders.

  • You know it's worse than money.

  • Spider pizza spiders get the heart gets you thinking.

  • Just put that there.

  • Yeah.

  • Good.

  • Right.

  • Just go to do the same thing again.

  • Oh, got it.

  • Got it.

  • Got it.

  • Got it s o.

  • I took one thing off.

  • There we go.

  • That should be it.

  • Right?

  • Oh, no.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I get it now.

  • Opposite way.

  • I don't know what I was thinking.

  • Take you off trip and take you off grip.

  • Is that it?

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • I know what needs to happen.

  • Guido.

  • He needs to be here.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Okay, well, if I take this off, hold on itself.

  • Drops apart.

  • May hate.

  • I'm just gonna guess this.

  • Honey, I hate this.

  • Hey, I did it.

  • Things were too heavy, and so are we, but another pot helps.

  • Um, wait, that's worse.

  • Let me out, please.

  • Where do pretty plus it again?

  • Wait.

  • Hey, no, Hey, no, They know there, buddy boy.

  • Uh uh.

  • What do we do?

  • What we do?

  • Just sticking that thing.

  • I don't know.

  • Wait.

  • If I put everything in here, can I wait this whole thing down?

  • So we go all the way down to the ground?

  • No, Put it on doof.

  • I don't know.

  • I don't know.

  • Just do something.

  • Wait.

  • Goat.

  • You tell me goat is the answer.

  • Okay, see?

  • You see what that does?

  • See what that does.

  • See what?

  • That does not let you die.

  • Luigi, that's way too much.

  • All right, Maybe you shouldn't be sitting on it.

  • You're crying.

  • Oh, my gods!

  • Luigi, I'm going to fucking strap you to the front of my care, okay?

  • Just just flash it.

  • Just flash it.

  • Is that enough?

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I'll get out of the chip.

  • This'll is bad.

  • This is bad.

  • This is bad.

  • This is bad.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Eat shit.

  • God, I gotta do it again, because that okay, Too much.

  • Got it.

  • Uh, should this be off of it, then I still think that's too much.

  • Never mind.

  • Yeah.

  • Thank God.

  • That was a tricky one.

  • Was this just to get a gym?

  • Don't tell me, Okay?

  • No, it's fire in the bigger picture.

  • Right?

  • So we need that thio curl up so that it starts piling sand in there, and then we can get up to the door.

  • Man, I just figured out a puzzle and now you're gonna come in here.

  • I just ruined my day like this.

  • Oh, you guys sock?

  • Well, actually, no.

  • I do be living well.

  • You can't beat the living shit out of them because they're not alive from that.

  • Like what?

  • I wanted to pick up Louis State.

  • Okay, You're coming with me dead, or Dad, you're coming with me.

  • Who?

  • Stupid guys in my tomb.

  • Get out of here with that weak sauce.

  • All right, where's the next room, though?

  • Oh, maybe straight ahead.

  • Look what you done with the place.

  • It's very nice, huh?

  • Okay, let's get the sand out of here for there you go.

  • Nice.

  • All right.

  • It's just connecting shapes there, Luigi.

  • Well, this is fun.

  • I need an X one, though.

  • X gonna give it to you?

  • There was only a FEC and money spiders, and they're still good, though.

  • I do like money.

  • It was just just in that one.

  • Can I stick to you?

  • I think you're gonna have the accident or not.

  • Fakers.

  • Maybe to be in here.

  • 00 Trouble.

  • Trouble, Reedy.

  • Okay, real big trouble.

  • Just Internet.

  • A toxic poison.

  • Horrible tomb is gonna be my grave.

  • Okay, What am I looking for?

  • Oh, you gotta shape, Uh, that goes Yes, buddy.

  • Keep sucking their Luigi.

  • If you suck long enough, you'll stop sucking it all together.

  • Square.

  • Thank you.

  • But my You're fighting, Louise.

  • You're not dead yet.

  • Uh oh, no.

  • I need, like, two of everything.

  • Is there, like, a specific combination of them?

  • I just like sucking up all that.

  • Okay, there we go.

  • No, you're aiming at it.

  • Then you aimed away at the last second.

  • You, um Okay, there's another one in this another ball.

  • There's the last noise.

  • That's fun.

  • I like these types.

  • Opposes the ones we don't really have to think.

  • I just need to do the thing.

  • That's my type.

  • Because all of the stuff under here it's not that big.

  • Do you know Dio Sounds like the incharge of music?

  • One more.

  • All right.

  • There's the doors of the This is yours.

  • Here, right in this area.

  • I forgot.

  • That's not where I came in.

  • I came in through the sarcophagus.

  • No, There you go.

  • So didn't find the X shape, though.

  • Oh, God.

  • There you go.

  • You're not so hard as hard as I'm going to be now that I've beaten you, but no way instinctually want to shoot them.

  • Left, right, left, right, OK, just do whatever you want.

  • Do do whatever you want.

  • Can I just beat you out of that guy?

  • Pretty much.

  • You're works for the other guy.

  • Go.

  • Whoa!

  • A different guy.

  • Screw you, but significant smack of breezy.

  • I see your lame o Come in.

  • You can't go down there.

  • I'm not even allowed down there.

  • Do you want to go down there?

  • There's nothing for you to know.

  • Do the thing do the thing.

  • But I Where that is, that the guy just go.

  • Oh, you trying to be a sneaky on me like that?

  • There's some sand building up like that.

  • Obviously, the whole place can't build up yet because it's not covered over, but a tiny bit of it is covered over.

  • I almost had you clear.

  • I don't need breaks.

  • Only ghost.

  • Oh, yeah, This is the room I was talking about.

  • A little we're gonna be so gosh dang cute.

  • Luigi, Thanks.

  • Snake to ahead, or that guy Arabi and nice do do do do do do out fucking snakes!

  • Don't know whose it was Creepy Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Get all the snakes I'm looking for in here.

  • I just need to make a bridge on that and keep dodging snakes.

  • This is horrible.

  • Don't do that.

  • Uh, excuse me.

  • Can't do that.

  • That's illegal.

  • Keep low in the sand.

  • Well, it all into that.

  • Here.

  • You.

  • I need it.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, man.

  • Uh, what?

  • You know how they the ancient Egyptians had their lasers?

  • Jesus.

  • The whole fucking place is gonna come down.

  • Okay, Not enough yet.

  • Almost though, Really on snakes.

  • This is horrible.

  • Do we actually even need to do anything with you?

  • Yes, I do.

  • Yes, I do.

  • Okay.

  • This is tricky.

  • I don't like time limits.

  • Okay?

  • Should be a lot slower now, anyway, at least.

  • Really?

  • Are you gonna do me like that?

  • No, I'm not dealing with you.

  • I'm going over here to live my life.

  • Joke's got yet, Guys, how does Harry Potter get down a hill?

  • I straight up got murdered my first death.

  • Well, I don't know how that actually saves me.

  • Huh?

  • Uh, give your dog a bone, and then you don't die.

  • This is why dogs are the best.

  • Whatever.

  • Yeah, come on.

  • That didn't count.

  • Uh, Sacha Julia Rizzi, we need to get rid of this guy first.

  • Okay, I was gonna say, How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

  • He walks J k Rolling.

  • Is there a faster way of doing this that I'm not aware of?

  • It's so close.

  • Just let me do it.

  • Or just let Luigi Klein Luigi climb 2019.

  • Soon enough.

  • Come on.

  • Okay, there we go.

  • God, that sucked.

  • That was crap.

  • I didn't like that some No, no, no.

  • It's only cause I die, and it's very inconsistent with frickin sand blows.

  • Just keep doing that, okay?

  • It's doing We could move on from it.

  • The bad stuff in our lives is over.

  • I know.

  • We never have to look at it again.

  • Battery low Stop.

  • It's not low.

  • Very, very high.

  • I don't have anything to charge it right now, though.

  • My controller better not die.

  • I love my little pro controller chairs recently.

  • Yes.

  • Here we go.

  • Here we go.

  • Blow the side.

  • Luisi!

  • Where is the door?

  • There's there's a sit and wait racing very fast.

  • Hello?

  • What?

  • Oh, it doesn't matter if I don't get the second you yet because I am gonna beat you all with each other.

  • Yeah.

  • Here.

  • Here.

  • What?

  • You see you hiding in the sand?

  • Please, Please give me a challenge.

  • You have a lot of health, though.

  • Where are you, big boy?

  • Secret boy.

  • He's hanging around as well.

  • Oh, blindsided.

  • All right.

  • Time for you to go.

  • Daddy's Have you two go sleep?

  • Eze was that other guy?

  • Where is he?

  • Come on out, you coward!

  • I got you.

  • Come here.

  • Come here.

  • Oh, buddy.

  • All in 10 they need to be smarter about that.

  • Holding them in the for maximum amount of time before he starts smacking them.

  • Because then you do more damage.

  • I get it now.

  • Ah, we're free.

  • Hey, about God!

  • So many spiders.

  • Somebody make a compilation of how many times I said, Oh, God in the series So for somebody but down in the comments apparently have said money over 800 times.

  • That's a lot of times to save money, But it's not enough times.

  • Let me just say money, Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, Money to make your lives even heard.

  • Oh, oh, oh, That's very close.

  • That's a lot closer.

  • And they wanted to pay.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, that's easy.

  • Then just go.

  • Just go.

  • It's okay.

  • I forgot my money the first time.

  • Oh, God.

  • I thought it was going.

  • That was scary thinking Spiders.

  • I don't like you because you give me money.

  • Stop this thing off.

  • Checks have to get it out of context.

  • I must go dispose.

  • It was supposed to get through this.

  • I don't know.

  • I see convenience.

  • How's that?

  • That wasn't there.

  • We're gonna be stuck in here forever.

  • Hey, I'm on the door.

  • Mill, Luigi!

  • Huh?

  • Huge!

  • Oh, we're back at the start.

  • Coming at you like Cleopatra can kill, you know.

  • Oh, come back!

  • You're hot.

  • Luigi needs a girlfriend.

  • Have lots of money.

  • Thistles the ball, Serena!

  • Hell, yeah, That's awesome!

  • Do do do, Do, do!

  • Yeah, Luigi, Right behind you.

  • Okay.

  • Wow!

  • Never gets old.

  • Uh, Luigi, I love you, but but I think that's too much woman for you.

  • Oh, God!

  • She's never face any more.

  • Luigi, Just keep sucking too easy.

  • Keep on sucking.

  • Wait!

  • Damn it!

  • Oh, God!

  • And even if I get near it, it hurts me all way.

  • I think Have to stop the snakes.

  • L T What?

  • Soak Never hurt Very bad at this.

  • It's like the mummy with Brendan Fraser.

  • Oh, come on.

  • I was getting away from them.

  • He doesn't run fast enough.

  • Jesus!

  • Just do this, Luigi.

  • Even torching the damn thing kills you.

  • I hit him at the last second.

  • God fucking damnit!

  • I saw What's wrong with me?

  • Look, you have all these Boone's, even though nothing that matters, because I, um I would have just started back here.

  • I knew I just had to start the ball.

  • Sweet, huh?

  • It makes a lot of Minecraft Villager sends.

  • Oh, sweet Jesus.

  • I literally could not go any further back.

  • He got stuck in the wall.

  • Okay, What I'm trying to do is get the snakes to land, and then I can go.

  • There we go.

  • I just have to dodge them.

  • I thought I had to suck them as well.

  • Okay.

  • 69 Health.

  • Saudi.

  • Maybe I just have to suck enough off of this.

  • Eventually bide my time.

  • Oh, that's new Bro fest.

  • What?

  • Jesus.

  • Don't do it again, cause I don't know how to combat it.

  • Here we go.

  • Here we go.

  • Jesus.

  • I have another attack.

  • Strong to be health in one of these.

  • Yeah, those clothes.

  • She's just keep going.

  • That's it.

  • That's it.

  • That's it.

  • That's what I wanted to do.

  • E could make him run faster sometimes.

  • Like a little boost.

  • Oh, too close.

  • Too close.

  • We did it.

  • Cool.

  • All right, get ready to Dodge.

  • Almost walked straight into it, then.

  • Okay.

  • Way go.

  • Okay.

  • One more of those.

  • Those should do it.

  • I need to get some more health.

  • What?

  • We just took up all the sand in the area.

  • Well, she just have nothing to work with.

  • Them gods.

  • I did the worst thing possible for that.

  • I stopped to myself.

  • Oh, God, no.

  • Jesus.

  • I can't even see myself.

  • There we go.

  • Don't do the fist one anymore.

  • I don't know.

  • Dodge these.

  • They're faster than I am.

  • Just go.

  • Just go.

  • Okay.

  • There you go.

  • For fuck's sake, Luigi Walking into it.

  • I know I'm the one controlling him, but it's hard to get the directionality right.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • She's pitting me against the fucking wall.

  • Oh, God, That's close.

  • Trained to walk around it, but he keeps walking towards Earth.

  • Wanna die?

  • Smack your heads?

  • No.

  • Smack your heads.

  • Wait, that Sometimes they smack their heads and sometimes they don't.

  • Okay.

  • Back, I'm afraid.

  • I'm afraid.

  • I'm very afraid.

  • Is that enough to sound so annoying?

  • Oh, I could just do that.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Shit, Shit, Yes, Thank you.

  • Fuck Eyes itself.

  • They just want to take more off the back.

  • Okay, We're getting there slowly but surely.

  • Okay.

  • You don't have to listen to that anymore.

  • Immediately back there.

  • We Oh, yes.

  • Job, Luigi.

  • Good job.

  • You.

  • Oh, thank God.

  • Mine.

  • I made that way harder than it needed to be, but we got there in the end.

  • That's what counts the journey.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Take all the life, Luigi.

  • All the life you need.

  • Oh, that was a hard one.

  • What a cute e.

  • All right.

  • I really want a vacuum, this entire area.

  • But I won't.

  • I'll control myself on my urges.

  • Good, boss.

  • It was my favorite one so far.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, God.

  • Who?

  • I think the piano guy was my favorite so far because that just felt like everything clicked.

  • Yeah.

  • Uh huh.

  • Every time.

  • Luigi, you still try and do it every time.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Um, let's trade ho, shall we?

  • I was thinking about leaving the episode here, but I think we have enough time unless this one takes forever as well.

  • Did you get so antsy after a battle?

  • He's all hyped up on adrenaline.

  • He just needs to go.

  • Oh, I really should go back to e gotten by more bones.

  • Magicians want, huh?

  • Magic fatten time.

  • How do you laugh at him?

  • Assholes?

  • Uh huh.

  • Okay, Luigi, I still love you.

  • Well, they're gone like that in their house of cards.

  • Okay, I could have done that a lot cooler, but I decided to do it my way.

  • You know, car battery.

  • No, I get it.

  • I get it.

  • Okay.

  • Not low enough to stop playing, though.

  • Now, just a rat.

  • Luigi, you shouldn't be afraid of those anymore.

  • Didn't really be afraid of any of these things anymore.

  • It's been a long time.

  • Who people?

  • You guys having fun but her family squabble going on in here?

  • That's what I usually do in the bathroom.

  • Uh, right.

  • This place is full of fakery.

  • Can't get much past old Jackie boy, I have a brain like a sieve.

  • Right?

  • That's a bad thing tonight.

  • That's cool.

  • That's so clever.

  • Oh, get back here!

  • Both!

  • Yes!

  • Hello, Max.

  • Damage?

  • Atta boy!

  • Luger Smack that came with this guy?

  • Yes.

  • Keep him in the area.

  • What?

  • He's dead?

  • No.

  • Oh, I know.

  • I missed out on a bunch of money.

  • Luigi, I'm just decide as you were.

  • Money is the only thing I care about.

  • That's Oh, my God!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That was the wrong way, though.

  • I was sucking and it was spinning the other way.

  • It was blowing it.

  • There's a sword in this one.

  • I have No, you don't even scare going into every single room.

  • Luigi.

  • Wrong one.

  • Hey, yo!

  • Upset The established order.

  • I have to find all the cards needs.

  • Where's the rest?

  • Okay, there's one todo killing it.

  • Okay, Hurry up there.

  • Luigi, There's money.

  • There's time is literally money in this game.

  • If you spend too much time, you're not gonna get the money.

  • I love it.

  • What is stuck in the bath?

  • I got it.

  • Look, he almost got me killed earlier.

  • Almost drowned because of rubber duck.

  • Hello, bird brains.

  • What's going on?

  • Anything at all awesome.

  • Oh, I just sing here.

  • There you go, Eager.

  • Oh, I was I was hoping it was money in my head.

  • I was like, man, what if its money and then it was money.

  • That's awesome at all money up there as well.

  • Oh, that connects.

  • Interesting.

  • Andrews is interesting idea.

  • Oh, Jesus Christ.

  • How did you defeat this guy before I knock him over?

  • Yeah, Like this.

  • Wait has used the other light on them, right?

  • Yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes.

  • Magic.

  • If even one of those little balls gets away, it's all over.

  • It's all over.

  • Money, money, money.

  • My honey money is the lifeblood of the world.

  • Snowball money and I'll Oh, God, I keep saying that.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • What's up, bitches?

  • 00 no, that's fine.

  • Toodles.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, wow.

  • I thought I was gonna have to play the level upside down.

  • That would be so annoying.

  • I mean, technically, I do.

  • Guys, did you know your ceiling friends have money?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Your timed.

  • I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information, though.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • So actually, the key to get out Anything secret in here?

  • Let me try that again.

  • What does it do?

  • You're Yes, of course.

  • Oh, wait.

  • Let me try this.

  • Yeah, I got it.

  • Nice.

  • Interesting.

  • Very interesting for Houston.

  • Game mechanics, various ng story in plot design.

  • I like this game that I don't like you, though.

  • We have nothing to fire at you.

  • This center.

  • Oh, hold on.

  • No, that doesn't work.

  • I need something that I could like grab and shoot out unless I can.

  • You're maybe something.

  • The toilet?

  • Yeah.

  • All right, I'm ready.

  • Good.

  • Nailed it.

  • Sucky Sucky.

  • Not so lucky.

  • Oh, yeah, I would take it off, Luigi, but I weren't headphones.

  • Let me hear the game.

  • Better Let me hear the game better.

  • You should wear your headphones.

  • You might listen a lot more, huh?

  • You know, you've already been here, Luigi.

  • He's not.

  • He's He's not the brightest.

  • Izzy, keep going Door.

  • Wow.

  • Hi, ladies.

  • It's me, Luigi.

  • I'm back again.

  • Rude.

  • Didn't even listen.

  • Who are doughnuts?

  • Popcorn.

  • Thank God I'm starving.

  • I love her.

  • It's gonna get that whenever I start talking, most ash hairs go into my nose and it gets very annoying.

  • So I just end up scratching my nose for entire episodes tonight.

  • I like that picture was a little shaky.

  • Shaky, huh?

  • Okay.

  • Me want tea?

  • Spiders, Luigi, They literally die from light.

  • It's it's it's it's close to dying from existing that you can.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Candy and money.

  • My two favorite things.

  • Save that for later.

  • At the end of this way through Luigi's actually gonna go through his vacuum again.

  • He's just gonna start spitting it all back out and use that.

  • Everyone's gonna have a whole room of sand there.

  • Don't make me choose.

  • Okay, Okay, I get it.

  • I get what you're trying to get me to do.

  • Yeah.

  • Cheeky ho.

  • All right, let's do this again.

  • Around Diz.

  • ALS, huh?

  • Yeah.

  • Huh.

  • Wow, That does not last pissing time, does it?

  • Okay, let's go.

  • Can't is locked.

  • I know.

  • I did not mean to do that one.

  • Okay, maybe there's something I know.

  • I was already right the first time.

  • Maybe there's something hidden here.

  • They're scratches on the wall, which makes it seem like something moves knew.

  • Is that the same fucking button or not, huh?

  • Is this stick to anything in particular?

  • Anything standing out?

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • What is it.

  • What's going on there?

  • But what do you What do you asking for?

  • I can't.

  • I can't.

  • Dude, there's not some.

  • You're the best dog.

  • You're the best dog anybody has ever had.

  • Literally the best dog in the world.

  • Is this a Houdini thing?

  • You know how Houdini died.

  • Then he died doing one of these tricks.

  • Whoa.

  • That bunny rabbit was just jam packed full of money.

  • Okay, I'm telling you.

  • Anybody home destroy your stuffed animals?

  • There's probably money in them.

  • Your parents have been lying to you.

  • They suck it.

  • There you go.

  • Oh, Europe, Koichi sucker.

  • No, no, no.

  • Where is it going?

  • Called the depth.

  • And this game is so confusing sometimes.

  • Like, is it front?

  • Is it back?

  • I don't know.

  • All I know is that he's dead.

  • Now.

  • This fish is about to get the same treatment.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Just bring the money everywhere.

  • Oh, my bills are going to get wet.

  • I mean, it's illegal tender, so it doesn't matter, but come on.

  • Oh, high priorities.

  • Money over everything.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I guess we're killing the bird this way.

  • That's a okay.

  • A little game design thing.

  • That's very clever.

  • Because, as you can see Wait.

  • Didn't just do something.

  • Yeah, this opened up the thing, right?

  • That's cool.

  • Why not get the key?

  • Because you're instinctively going to be like, Oh, I wanna I wanna get the birds, you start sucking up.

  • But then your thing crosses one of these, and then it starts doing it.

  • Really cool.

  • Game design idea really lets the player know what's going on without having to, like, beat him over the head with it.

  • Okay, I really need to suck up everything on this floor because it's really bothering me, not the chair.

  • I don't care about the chair.

  • Chairs don't got money.

  • If they did, then I'd care about share.

  • I know my controller is low.

  • I've known for a while, okay.

  • It's just that I don't care. 01:05:31.550 --

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