Name: Kristen Schaal's Daughter Is Not A Kristen Schaal Fan - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-03-27T20:16:35.000Z
Duration: 4 min 44 s
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are you getting freaked out about the virus?

You are a mom of a beautiful two year old now two year old.

And but because it's not a real may, Conan isn't a real name.

I mean, are you because you're, you know, relatively new mom.

The kids are gonna do very well with this virus.

Like you will watch your hands and sing Happy birthday twice, and then she'll go out And just like Pa and Ma like a you know, a public fountain.

I don't really know when you have a toddler, it's an uphill battle.

You does Does your girl is your daughter.

I want her to find me funny in a desperate, disgusting way.

So much, and I've been coasting on the fact that I do these animated cartoon shows that our beloved to some, some parts of the of the audience and that maybe she would be someone who would love that.

I'm a walking cartoon that lives in her house, right?

But But she's a little young for Bob's burgers.

Just like if I was, if I didn't Elmo, she would love me.

Seriously, I started lying to my kids in a very early age.

I've really done a very good job of we don't watch the show at my house.

We don't talk about the fact that I'm on television.

I just really always wanted a really, for a long time.

One of them to think I was like a realtor, you know, and then they now they start to see things online, and they're they're some of their you know their friends obviously know who I am.

I'm huge with Children, and but no, we don't.

I'm in show business to my kids, but I always really did want to make them laugh and still D'oh, You know, like I am When they were really little, If I wasn't winning him over, I mean, when they were one, If I wasn't, they weren't laughing.

I felt like I need more material, you know?

So all your self hate, it's kind of reflected in them because they can't talk on there so new and fresh, right?

That's like they don't like the first thing they're seeing in this world.

You posted a beautiful picture of Ruby drawing Court is just gorgeous.

They would draw anything and we would frame it.

It would be like two lines and I'd come in the next day and my wife had gone to the frame store and I'm like that frame cost money, you know?

But everyone thinks their kid is Picasso.

Yeah, I think that since she was born, she's been very physical.

She's like, you know, she she lifted her head up right away.

She's until I think she's advanced on dime.

So whatever, I take her to the pediatrician.

I'm just waiting for her to be like Oh my God, your child so advanced.

But she won't She won't get to say that she won't Pediatrician doesn't say it, not at all.

And I'm just went At one point, I'm like, she's pretty advanced, wouldn't you say, Look, I wanted her to say, and she's like she's doing good.

 You can't get into a special school right away. 